May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 50: : Everyone has a door in their hearts. Is it the door of s or m?
Looking at the pudding filled with natto, Gintoki's heart collapsed.
"What is this? Punishment game?"
"Today I deliberately tried to integrate the things that the two people like." Xiao Yuan said smugly, and then took a spoon to scoop a spoonful of pudding and natto. The three of Jiang Cheng behind Yin Shi were nauseous. .
"Ah~open your mouth~Ah!" The little monkey just brought the spoon to Yin Shi's mouth, and was knocked to the ground by Yin Shi.
Little Ape looked at himself in disbelief when he fell on the ground and the natto sprinkled all over him.
"What's a joke!" Yin Shi yelled at the little ape who fell on the ground, "Hey, is the wife who he sent me to the door so soon to fight for favor with my pudding?! The boss in this family is me! The second is sweets! Remember it for me!"
"Hey! The second one turned out to be sweets?!" Xin Ba Hao roared behind Yin Shi, but he was grabbed by Jiang Cheng just after he finished speaking. Xinbahao glanced back and saw Jiang Cheng shook his head with his eyes closed.
And at this time the heart activity of the little ape is [Only at this time humble and then humble, hold back! Must hold back! Little ape! 】
Thinking of this, the little monkey reunited the natto and pudding that had been scattered on the ground, stood up when they touched it, and said coquettishly when facing Ginshi, "Don’t be shy~ Come on, try it~ ah~"
"This kind of thing is what a ghost wants to eat!" Gintoki said, and directly pressed the little ape's hand to the little ape's face with the group of natto and pudding.
"Don't say that... this unexpectedly delicious Aru." Kagura didn't know when he had picked up a few natto from the floor behind him and put it in his mouth.
"No way! Kagura! How can this kind of food be eaten!" Jiang Cheng only noticed, and instantly pulled Kagura up.
"If you don't eat it yourself, don't make natto pudding fusions whimsically! Do you want to be a producer?!" Gin Shiki cursed at the little ape who was kneeling on the ground, "The cardigan needs to be worn on the shoulders. OK!…"
【It’s a shame, I was once the elite ninja of the Imperial Court of the Shogunate! Why endure such discriminatory language! 】The little monkey is a little hard to let go, but after hearing the words behind Gintoki...
"If you can't follow the rules here, get out of here! You idiot!"
[Oh~ but now this feeling, what is it...] The little ape has a different kind of emotion in his heart. It seems that he wants to be insulted by Ginshi for a while...
The changes in the expression on Xiao Yuan’s face were all seen by Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Ji...
"Hey, Xin Ba Ji, that... that woman is incredible!" Jiang Cheng whispered to the Xin Ba Ji who was on the side.
"Uh... it looks like an awakened attribute..." Xin Baji replied with a black thread on his face.
But at this time, Gintoki snorted and said again, "I'm going to buy some dessert and come back." After saying that, he walked to the door, and said to himself as he walked, "Why don't you just go buy sugar candied haws? …"
Seeing this, the little ape hurriedly followed, "Ah, wait a moment..."
"Jiang Chengsang, why did the incident turn out like this..." Xin Ba Hao asked with a black line on his face.
"I don't know, I don't understand, don't ask me." Jiang Cheng directly denied Sanlian.
...
"Why are you following? And why are you dressed up as that virtuous?" Gin Shiki said to the little ape dressed as a housewife behind him.
At this time, the two were walking on the street, and Yin Shi was going to the shop address given by Jiang Cheng.
"Men like young wives, don't they?" Xiao Yuan replied, feeling complacent [I believe that the chasing soldiers should not be aware of it with this casual dress, and then just play the role of a lovely and docile young wife]
"Ah..." Gintoki stopped suddenly and looked in a certain direction.
"What's wrong?" The little monkey stopped and asked.
"It's okay." Yin Shi looked at the oncoming mother-in-law Dengshi and mumbled casually.
"Hey, you just took a peek at that woman! So you like that type." The little ape started to make up his mind again.
"How is it possible! Do I look so crazy?!" Gin Shiki retorted.
But at this time, Granny Dengshi had already walked over, "What are you doing in this place?" Granny Dengshi stopped and said to Yinshi.
"Who are you?" Xiao Yuan asked first.
"You actually asked me, where did you come from?" Mother-in-law Dengshi was a little confused, and at the same time she looked at Yinshi, "Yinshi, you seem to have promised me to pay last month today..."
But before he finished speaking, he was stopped by the little ape on the side, "I said you, can you not [Yin Shi] [Yin Shi], you shout so kindly! Sorry, Yin Sang is already mine!"
said, he jumped up and used a familiar knight kick, but Jiang was still old, so Granny Dengshi shook her head a little and hid.
Looking at the little ape who had sunk into the ground behind her, the mother-in-law Dengshi was a little speechless, "Where did this woman come from? I'm just here to collect the money..."
"Alimony is it!" In an instant, the little monkey stood up again, "Have you been happy before?! Where is the need to come and ask for money!"
With that said, the little monkey took out a kunai from her hair and threw it towards Grandma Dengshi, but Jiang was still old and spicy, and Grandma Dengshi casually raised her hand and pinched the flying kunai in her hand. And put it on his cuff casually.
"What does this girl say?" Mother-in-law Dengshi asked with some confusion.
"After all, you woman is in the past tense! You can slowly indulge in the memories!" the little monkey shouted behind her mother-in-law Dengshi.
"Hey! Do you think this is my former girlfriend!" Yinshi suddenly became unhappy, "Do you think I'm so crazy that my brain is burned out?!"
"You two owe a beating at all!" After listening, Granny Dengshi moved her neck in an instant and said.
"Oh!" In an instant, the little ape thought of something again and made a startled expression, "Is it your mother! Is it your mother?!"
"Hey! Are you funny?! If my mother was like this, I would have fallen in high school! Be careful I knock your head down!" Yin Shig shouted again.
"I think it's better to knock your head first!" Mother-in-law Dengshi replied.
"Please forgive me for being rude, my mother..." said the little ape, kneeling directly on the ground, and bowed his head towards Granny Dengshi with tears in the corner of his eyes.
"What the **** is going on, this woman." Mother-in-law Dengshi asked in confusion.
"That, it must be a woman who was chasing a wild cat who stole a fish for food, but fell and bumped her head, and then her head was amused." Gintoki said as she continued to walk forward.
[Insulting me so rudely in front of the public] The little ape lay on the ground and thought to himself, [But why, my heart began to throb so much...]
Then the little monkey straightened his upper body, turned his head to look affectionately in the direction where Yin Shi had left, [I think...I want to be bullied by him! 】
The whole farce was seen by Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji who were hiding behind the telephone poles.
The two of them can only be described as lying in their hearts.
"What should I do? Jiang Chengsang, it seems that Yinsang helped that girl open the door to an incredible new world!" Xin Baji said helplessly.
"You ask me who do I ask!" Jiang Cheng replied, "This situation is already very tricky! Someone used to say that everyone is born with S or M, but I didn't expect it to be true!"
"Hey, you are the natural S!"
...
At the gate of Yoshihara, the little monkey looked at the bustling crowd inside, and looked at the silver time on the side, "Here..."
"Yoshihara Taoyuan Township," Gintoki said as he stepped in, "Come here to buy sweets."
"Sweets?! How can there be sweets in a place like this!" The little monkey said so, but he followed up, and at the same time he was still thinking, "What is he going to do to bring me to this place?" ! what! I just can't wait! 】
Finally, Yin Shi found the shop selling candied haws, but at this time there was already a long queue of customers buying candied haws. The estimated budget would be several hundred people...
When Ginshi was a little distressed, he saw Tsukiyoshi and Haruta at the front of the line at a glance, and rushed over in an instant.
"Hey..." Yin Shi was stunned by Yueyong's next series of operations as soon as he uttered.
Yueyong glanced at the little ape next to Yinshi, UU Reading www.uukánshu.com instantly took out a wad of banknotes from his arms and handed it to Yinshi, while pulling the little ape and left, but he turned back and said. In one sentence, "The price is just right, so remember to bring some good goods next time."
[This is...] The little ape is also in a daze, but he still looks at the silver behind him reluctantly, [Is this selling me? ! Did you sell me to Yoshihara? ! Does he already consider me his possession? ! Will I play around or even sell at will? ! What is this? ! why? Why am I getting more and more excited! 】
Yin Shi was still holding the wad of ten thousand yuan bills on the spot in a daze, but after another thought, the troublesome things seemed to be solved, and he was a little complacent in an instant, but when Yin Shi was about to put the wad of money in his arms , Jiang Cheng and Xin Ba Jia rushed over in an instant, kicking Yin Shi flying.
"Really the worst man!" Xin Baji sipped disdainfully.
"Really the worst man! Yin Shi, I didn't expect you to do such a thing." Jiang Cheng took a mouthful of disdain, took out the money in Yin Shi's arms, and turned around. Chasing the moon.
"Yueyong, wait a minute," Jiang Cheng caught up with Yueyong, and re-stuffed the money to Yueyong, and whispered a few words in Yueyong's ear.
After listening to Yue Yong, he looked at the little ape who was being pulled by him, and then at the silver lying on the ground, the contempt in his eyes was as real.
"Really the worst man." After saying that, Yue Yong took Haruta and turned around and left.
"I... have I done anything bad?" Gin Shiki raised his head and asked uncertainly.
"Silver, whether it is S or M, what does it matter? If you have done it, you must bear the responsibility." Jiang Cheng replied.
"Sou Da!" Xin Ba Ji echoed.
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