May Be the Fake Gintama

One day, Yoshihara.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, let's go to the swimming pool!" Qingta opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room and ran to Jiang Cheng, shouting excitedly.

"It's so noisy, brat." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with one hand on his head and watching TV while eating watermelon, said without looking back, "Pool? What's the best place to go to that kind of place? ?"

"Mom, please teach me to swim!" Harita lied without flushing and heartbeat.

"Swimming? Didn't you teach you last time?" Jiang Cheng's mouth was like a machine gun, spitting out all the watermelon seeds into the trash can, and then waved his hand impatiently, "Moreover, it's not the summer vacation. Do you have to go to the dojo every day? Stop bothering me and get out of here."

"It's too pitiful to go to the dojo every day!" Qing Tai pouted, "And today, sister A Miao and the new brother are not in the dojo! It's boring to be alone in that place! Besides, there is even air-conditioning there. No more! There will be heatstroke! Sister A Miao and Brother Xin said that they can rest at home during the hottest days!"

"Harita," Jiang Cheng sat up with a serious expression on his face, "There are some things that you can't give up even if you get used to it. Once you get used to it, your life will basically be over in the future. Once you encounter any difficulties, your first What I think of for a while is not to face difficulties, but to escape. Don't you care about being that kind of guy? Do you really?"

"I..." Harita suddenly got stuck and asked weakly, "Can't you just take a day off?"

"Haruta, to be honest, I'm very disappointed." Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed and then said, "Not only me, but also your mother and Yueyue. All the people who look at you are actually..."

"I see!" Harita yelled, closing her eyes, "Now I will go to the dojo! I will never disappoint my mother!"

Seeing Harita who turned around and ran out with tears, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, and then stood up, "Yeah, one good day, one good day, today's child education is over. It's game time."

At this moment, Yue Yong, carrying two buckets of lubricating oil, pushed open Jiang Cheng's door and walked in, and asked, "Where is Haruta? Hiren please teach him to swim today."

"I said that even in such a hot summer vacation, I didn't want to give up the practice in the dojo, and said that I would say hello to you for him, and that he would not go to the swimming pool or something." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, and then made a few suggestions With a sigh of emotion, "I'm really sensible, Harita is him."

"Haruta...really sensible..." The Sun Wheel, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair, said with some relief, who didn't know when he would arrive.

"This is how the children are, and they will become sensible at some point." Jiang Cheng said with emotion.

"Then, these things you prepared won't be used." Yue Yong muttered while looking at the lubricating fluid in his hand.

"I didn't need it..." Jiang Cheng murmured silently, "What kind of pool do you want to go to with something like that? It's too early to go to such a pool!"

"Pool!" Suddenly the voice of a young lady from Baihua came, "Jiang Chengsama said to take us to the pool!"

"Really?! Is it really possible?!"

"Yeah! So happy! Jiang Chengsama is finally ready to play that game with us!"

Seeing the excited or only excited faces of the young ladies from Baihua who appeared in the room for an instant, Jiang Cheng replied blankly: "No, I didn't say that, and didn't want it. Things that don’t happen in ordinary swimming pools like playing with you. Why do you have two buckets of lubricating oil in your hand? Where do you want to go to the swimming pool?"

"As long as it is the swimming pool that Jiang Chengsama likes!" A group of young ladies from Baihua said in unison.

"I don't like swimming pools!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed louder, bursting with veins.

"Then directly in the house?" A young lady from Baihua raised her hand to ask.

"Well, yes..." Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted when he finished speaking, "A ghost! What a terrible problem is this!"

"Huh?! Jiang Chengsama doesn't like to be indoors or outdoors?!" A young lady from Baihua exclaimed, covering her mouth.

"Hey, is it over?" Jiang Cheng spit out contemptuously.

"Sama Jiang, for today, I bought a new swimsuit!"

"Me too, I bought the best swimsuit in the store!"

"And I…"

"Although I didn't buy a swimsuit, I chose my underwear according to the taste that Jiang Cheng Sama likes."

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand with a black line to stop him, "What is the taste I like? Stop talking about this kind of terrible thing? How do you know the type I like? ?"

"The proprietress of the underwear shop said that men like this..." The Baihua member silently pulled away a corner of his clothes and cast a charming little look at Jiang Cheng.

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng nodded and said solemnly, "Eighty..."

Just finished speaking, two kunai Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell down with two kunai on the back of his head.

…

On the other side, the Oedo Swimming Pool.

Because of the summer vacation and the hot weather, there is an endless stream of children and young couples who come to swim here. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and even an indoor water park is not too much. . There are slides, cascades, rest areas, and beverage areas.

Watching a group of children frolicking in the water, wearing only beach pants and wearing a blue lifeguard costume, the silver whistle blew.

"Okay, time to rest." Yin Shi held his hands and shouted to the children in the children's pool. "Your lips are all purple, right? Come up here for ten minutes, stinky boys."

"It's okay!"

"Leave us alone, lifeguard!"

The children expressed their dissatisfaction.

"Then it's up to you," Yin Shi replied disapprovingly. "If you look down on the swimming pool, it will cause irreparable things. I won't care about it then."

"Hahahaha, it's no use trying to scare us!" After saying this, the children turned around and went to play their own games.

But at this moment, a girl's scream sounded, it was Kagura wearing a cheongsam swimsuit.

"What's the matter?!" Gin Shiki quickly trot to Kagura who was waving on the shore.

"Mr. Lifeguard!" Kagura, with a double ponytail, exaggeratedly exclaimed to Ginshi, "Please help us, my friend, he...just found his lips were purple, and the purple spread in a blink of an eye...the whole body was covered. Aru has become purple!"

Looking at the new Baji who was lying on the ground, wearing beach pants, rolling his eyes, his whole body turned purple and still twitching from time to time, Yin Shi sternly reprimanded: "Idiot! That's why I warn you!"

As he said, Yin Shi squatted down and began to press Xin Ba Hao's chest with both hands. "Fortunately, the glasses were barely infected by purple bacteria. I immediately brought warm towels, warm soup, gentle family and warm glasses. !"

With that said, Gin Shi directly slammed into Xinba Haw's chest, and shouted: "Wake up soon! Ishikawa!"

The children in the children's pool, seeing the new eight chicks spit out a large mouthful of purple liquid, scrambled out of the pool and ran to the locker room in panic.

"You will be infected by purple bacteria!"

Seeing a group of children fleeing in panic, Yin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth and snorted softly, "Huh, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool..."

Before he finished speaking, Yin Shi was hit on his head by Hasegawa, who had blue veins on his face, who did not know when he would arrive.

"What the **** are you doing!" Hasegawa's blue veins on his forehead were still beating, pulling his neck and spitting wildly, "I asked you to come over and watch, don't you let the guests drown?! Why do you want it? Let the guests panic!"

"Hasegawa-san," Yin Shishi rubbed his head and turned around to explain solemnly, "the so-called swimming pool is only a thin line between death. The pain when the nose gets water, the green snot on the shoulders for some time. Forgot to take away the dirty underwear that was laughed at by everyone. Only after knowing the horror of these swimming pools can people have the right to play by the water."

"Then you don't need to know the horror of the whole body turning purple!" Hasegawa retorted angrily, and then continued with a pleading expression a little madly, "Seriously, this is the job I finally found. Please do it hard, okay."

As he said, Hasegawa continued with his hands on his hips and said solemnly: "Take good care of the children who come here to make summer memories, and let them take their memories back home safely. This is the mission of our lifeguards, understand? ?!"

"Yes, yes! Sir!" As he said, Xin Ba Ha and Kagura jumped into the pool at the same time.

"You two don't have to make memories, right!" Hasegawa collapsed and shouted, then pointed to Xin Ba Haw with an uncomfortable expression, "Glasses! You! Haven't you complained about it lately? Give me serious work! Bastard! !"

Lying on a recliner behind Hasegawa and wearing silver on a sunglass, he raised his legs and put his hands on his hands, his face didn’t matter, “Don’t worry, their duty is to ensure everyone’s safety in the water, and I’ll make sure in my dreams. Everyone’s safety. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

"You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio!" Hasegawa turned around and exclaimed angrily.

…

Being dragged behind by Hasegawa and passively walking up the stairs, the unmotivated Gintoki made a sound like a canned dead fish: "Hey, forgive me, these are like Watanabe Ken's head, ascetic little ghosts. I’ve watched enough of his body. I came here to watch out for those elastic, **** Puriniang."

"It's true that it's summer vacation. Those who came here are all little ghosts..." Standing on a high place, Hasegawa raised the telescope in his hand and kept looking around, but then, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, "Hey? No, no, no, There should be some, and there are so many..."

"Hmm!" Yin Shishi exclaimed, "Really, a lot! And it's all together! All of them are big **** Puriniang with elasticity!"

After just finished speaking, Yin Shi suddenly discovered something, put down the telescope in his hand, and replied blankly towards Hasegawa, "That's wrong, it's the Arnold liquor chaos Xinniang army."

Just finished speaking, when the back of his head and back were filled with kunwu silver, he rolled his eyes and fell down.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came: "Oh, what a coincidence, Yin Shi."

Seeing Jiang Cheng walking step by step, and the crowd around Jiang Cheng wearing various swimsuits, the young ladies from Baihua Baihua who are still out of shape but still cover their faces, Hasegawa said, "Bring the family out. Swimming?"

"Which eye do you see?" Jiang Cheng vomited blankly, then pointed to Yue Yong, who was holding a cigarette stick in his hand behind him, curled his lips and said disdainfully, "They are all forced by these guys. Here, I have no interest in this kind of swimming pool that is all children."

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