May Be the Fake Gintama

"Bet?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong with weird eyes, and then showed a look of contempt, "Hey, what's the matter?"

"It has nothing to do with you." Yueyong replied coldly without turning his face.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and showed a smile. "So it doesn't matter to me to travel or anything, you guys have fun."

"The time is five o'clock tomorrow morning. Prepare in advance." After leaving this sentence, Yue Yong opened the sliding door and stepped out of Jiang Cheng's room.

"Hey, wait for me," Jiang Cheng turned around and stopped expressionlessly. "Didn't you tell me that it doesn't matter to me? Why do you tell me the time? If you don't, I won't go! "

"Whatever you..."

…

The next day, early in the morning, just before dawn, Jiang Cheng, who was still screaming while curled up in the bed, suddenly felt a bit of biting coolness penetrated through the gap in the bed, and his body shook subconsciously, and then he tucked the bed tightly. .

"Is the air conditioner... broken?" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and shrank into a ball, complaining a little uncomfortably in his mouth, "It's really... this kind of weather..."

Just after speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something wrong or a subtle sense of disobedience, and then slowly opened his eyes.

Seeing the young ladies and sisters of Baihua who lifted themselves in the air with their bedding, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

"Here...Where is it?!" Jiang Cheng jumped off wrapped in a quilt, and grumbled angrily. "What the **** is going on?!"

"What's the situation?" A young lady from Baihua looked unclear, "It's just a travel for comfort..."

"So..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Your comfort trip has nothing to do with me! Ha... Ha... Ha Qiu! It's horrible at this kind of snow and cold weather..."

Seeing Jiang Cheng shivering with his nose wrapped in a quilt, Yue Yong seemed to have only contempt in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng, who was still unable to stop the cold war, said with a blank expression: "Why... why look at me with that kind of contempt? What have I done? Have I done anything bad? You are the one who has done bad things! It’s the weather that drags people out, right! What kind of bet have you ever made with them? Is the bet me? This is the bet. Does the cold weather do such a prank on me?! Give me enough time!"

"Actually the leader is..."

A young lady from Baihua just wanted to speak but was suddenly interrupted by Yue Yong.

"Shut up!" Yue Yong shouted quickly, but his face was red unconsciously. At the same time, because of too much panic, a few Kuwuwu on his body accidentally dropped or thrown out. What's more coincidental is that Kuwu Quan was accurately stuck on Jiang Cheng's head.

Puff...

Jiang Cheng, who was lying face down on the snow with his white eyes, struggled to raise his head, his forehead full of blood was exposed, and the corners of his mouth twitched carefully and asked: "Um... Did I say something that shouldn't be said? For? ...Why?"

"Ah, sorry." Yue Yong walked over slowly, squatting down and pulling out the kunai on Jiang Cheng's head one by one, "If you don't pay attention..."

"Your carelessness is really... terrible." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and murmured silently. "If you don't pay attention, it will shoot out something terrible. If you don't pay attention, it will take the most important life of others. …"

…

On the other side, Momo, with dark circles on his face, accompanied by Kata Lihu, came to Yoshihara just before dawn...

"I'm extremely sorry..." With an apologetic smile on Rilun's face, "Jiang Chengsang's words just set off."

"Go?" Mao Mao puzzled, "What you said is the departure..."

"It's just a simple travel for comfort," Hirin explained with a smile, and then as if suddenly thinking of something, he smiled softly and said with emotion, "but I didn't expect that the child would also think about the man. At that time, he arranged this kind of comfort travel without telling him."

"Why did you leave me alone again?!" Harita, who was wearing the dojo's apprentice uniform, muttered uncomfortably while waving the practice bamboo sword in her hand, "and... you don't have to go to the dojo. Why continue to practice? I want to go skiing too—! It's too unfair! The adults are all too cunning! Cunning!"

"Haruta, you can stop and rest for five minutes in three hours." Hichirin waved his fists, smiled and cheered, "Come on~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhata

"Skiing..." Seeing the heavy snow falling continuously, Mao Mao whispered softly, then turned around and looked at the sun wheel again, politely smiling, "then don't bother."

…

Shigeru, who walked out of the gate of Yoshihara, was preempted by Matsuhira before he could say anything.

"Don't worry, I won't talk about this kind of thing." Mr. Songping slowly said with his hands in his coat pockets. This way. Although for you...it is indeed a bit early. At this age, it has caught up with the speed of a man my age..."

"Kate Lihu," Mao Mao didn't care, and said slowly, "The skiing thing that I said before...Can I trouble you again?"

"Hey?" Matsuhira was taken aback for a moment, his small eyes under the sunglasses slowly glanced at Mao Mao, and after seeing the soft expression on Mao Mao's face, he sighed in a low voice, "No way. , Since it is your request, then I can only let my old man run again. It just so happens to be a vacation for those stinky boys..."

…

Zhen Xuan Zu Tun Suo.

"Huh? Traveling comfortably?" The Fourteen, who was leaning on the door and looking at the snow, looked back at Kondo, who was sitting in the furnace in the house, looking strangely.

"Ah," Kondo nodded, and said solemnly, "In such a cold weather, the Ronnies should all be hibernating." "Let's go skiing and improve morale," Matsudaira said. "

"What kind of wind is this blowing?" Fourteen with a cigarette in his mouth, leaning in front of the door with his hands in his pants pockets, closed his eyes and retorted casually, "How can you leave Edo and run out to play? Besides, the uncle usually tells us "Even if we climb, we must climb to work." It feels suspicious no matter how we think about it. "

"You think too much," said Sougou, who was also sitting in the kotatsu. "We have been working since we joined the crew. If human beings are corrupt in their hearts, they cannot accept others. It's kind of you."

"A guy with a corrupted soul is not qualified to call me." Fourteen turned around and retorted without thinking.

"If you are really worried about Edo..." Sougo spoke again, and suggested, "Just split into the Kondo group and the earthmoving group, and let one of them stay. If it's the earthmoving mulberry, you will be able to protect the river alone. Household."

The earthworker who reacted instantly complained: "Why is the earthwork team only with the earthworker? Why has it been decided that I will stay alone?"

"Let's go together," Sougo looked at Kondo, who was holding his chin and closed his eyes, and persuaded him: "Even the apes must hibernate."

"I'm not a gorilla..." As he said, Kondo picked up an orange from the table and peeled it to himself, completely ignoring the pistol muzzle that appeared on his side.

??!

After the sound of a gunshot, looking at Kondo, who was slowly falling to the ground, Fourteen hurriedly shouted: "Near...Kondo-san!"

"If you don't want to hibernate, then go to sleep here." The culprit of the gunshot just now, Mr. Matsudaira, said with a cigarette in his mouth, "Beasts that don't know how to rest their fangs can't survive the winter."

"Ah...Uncle!" Fourteen only noticed the visitor.

"Forget it if you are alone, Kondo." The pistol in Matsuhira's hand was still pointing at Kondo who fell on the ground, "but you are a gorilla as the leader of the race."

In the gap between Duke Matsudaira's speech, Kondo slowly got up, biting the orange that was pierced by the bullet, his eyes widened, and there was still a sense of horror on his face.

"Okay...very risky!" Kondo said bluntly.

"Your judgment can make the race disappear into the snow, even if you have to rush forward with that fragile fang, then I will break your fang here."

While speaking, Matsuhira pointed the muzzle of the pistol to Kondo's head again.

"Do you want to see tomorrow? Don't you want to see tomorrow? Choose for me now. If you don't choose within three seconds, I will blow your head. One..."

??! ??! ??!

Kondo hurriedly fell to the ground holding his head and curled up into a ball of dodging bullets and shouted, "Where are two and three?!"

"Who knows that kind of number," Matsuhira's mouth was full of disdain, "a man can survive as long as he remembers one."

With that said, Mr. Matsudaira stepped forward and asked Xiang XIV, who was leaning on the door and closed his eyes and muffled: "Hey, XIV, what are you going to do? Should you rest or die? Quickly choose me, and quickly choose me. !"

Fourteen didn't care about the muzzle pointed at him by Matsuhira's hand, "I want to stay. Someone has to help Boss Kondo clean up the mess."

"No, you have to rest." Matsuhira retorted instantly, and then pulled the trigger again.

??!

Slightly tilted his head and escaped Matsuhira's shot at the door frame. Shisi was a little speechless and said, "How much do you want us to rest?"

Matsuhira took a step forward and put the pistol on Fourteen’s forehead, with a bit of gritted teeth on his face, “Uncle, I’m just worried about you! I have no other meaning!”

Sougo, who sat on the kotton by the side, squinted Doudou's eyes and looked at the farce in front of him blankly. Of course, it's not that there is no mental activity at all, "Shoot! Shoot! You shot!" Sougo shouted like this in his heart.

"I really can't see that you are really worried about us..." Looking at Duke Songping who gritted his teeth in front of him, the fourteen said silently.

"Yo Xi! Then decide to join all of you! Go and get ready!" Matsuhira made the decision very readily for everyone.

"Awesome~ Daddy, you are still good~" Sougo praised.

"Ah—" Duke Songhei seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and added again, "There is one more thing to tell you. Someone said that he wants to travel with you. Anyway, it is not the kind that requires a lot of trouble. Guys, just take care of it."

…

On the other side.

"Ha Qiu!" Jiang Cheng sneezed and put on his winter coat and tied a thick scarf. After sniffing and shivering, he showed contempt, "What do you think? Why do you want to ski for a comfort trip? Can't you find a hot spring or something?"

"Are you sure you want to go to the hot spring?" Yue Yong glanced up at the excited Baihua people, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng again, "It's okay, but if something bad happens, I... don't care. Oh."

After a long silence, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes again and showed a smile, "That's right, skiing is pretty good. When it comes to winter, it's only skiing. Everyone, everyone is ready?"

"OK!"×n

"Then, first of all, a group of two...ride the cable car!" Jiang Cheng shouted, raising his hand, and then turned to all the Baihua people who instantly started fighting when they heard "a group of two", "Then...can't fight!"

The young ladies from Baihua stopped their movements.

"Really, the consolation trip that you arranged for your subordinates, you have to have some snacks." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and vomited helplessly.

"Hurry up." With that, Yue Yong turned around and got on the cable car that had just arrived.

"Then I too..." Jiang Cheng just turned around and was caught by a group of young ladies from Baihua before he could even start.

"Sama Jiang, come with me!"

"No, go with me!"

"Keep away, Jiang Chengsama obviously wants to be with me!"

"Get out of the way! I just watched a love movie about skiing yesterday, and it's finally time to practice today! Jiang Chengsama, after the avalanche, I will use my body to warm you up!"

"Let go of Jiang Cheng Sama! I am the one who needs to warm Jiang Cheng Sama! No matter where it is or there, I will take care of everything!"

"It's me!"

"It's me!"

"It's me!"

Seeing everyone in Baihua fighting again, UU Read www.uukanshu.com squinted Doudou's eyes and was silent for a while, then looked at the shorter Baihua member who was silent and silent all the time, "That , Let’s be a team of two of us. They shouldn’t be over if they don’t have a victory or defeat today."

"Jiang Cheng sama..." The Baihua member tweaked and replied quietly, "My...I'm still young, and... it will take a few years to get that."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was expressionless again.

"But!" The little Baihua girl who would be wrong said again, "If Jiang Cheng-sama really wants that, I...I will bear it!"

"Do I look like that kind of person?!" Jiang Chengbai stared at the blue veins and tried hard to spit out, "No way! I will never cross that cordon line! After all, you learned from them. What is it! Why can I think of that kind of thing?!"

As he said, Jiang Cheng turned his face and held his hand up and took a sip, "Really, Yueyue didn't know what she was thinking, so she sneaked away by herself. It's not my subordinate..."

(It's still a chapter, the network... is still paralyzed and collapsed.)