May Be the Fake Gintama

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"No, that's what UMA did!" Jiang Cheng got up and said seriously, and then pointed to Gui, "the wig also has that kind of wound! UMA has used it to... the wound on the body with the thumbtack! Cut! Damn UMA!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected.

"Hmm!" Kagura nodded, "Yes! It's all UMA's fault, right?"

"Yes, Captain." Gui squeezed his throat and called out in a female voice.

Looking at the wounded Shigeru in front of him, Kondo closed his eyes and clenched his fists with a look of resentment, "Damn it! UMA bastards! General, please cheer up!"

At this time, Shigeru slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Kondo in front of him, he made a weak voice: "Where is this? Why am I in such a place?"

"Hey...hey!" Kondo frowned and said, "It seems that there is a memory disorder!"

"Kondo, what happened?" Shigeru raised his head, frowning and looking at Kondo in confusion, "Why would I..."

"Shogun, have you forgotten?" Kondo's mouth half-opened with a slightly horrified expression on the side, Gintoki unhurriedly explained, "You brought these idiots but this mountain is here. Hunting UMA, but because of the heavy snow following the footprints of Bigfoot, the team is separated. Everyone here is suffering because of your mischief."

Listening to Yin Shi's words, and at the same time looking at the sigh of Jiang Cheng's face, Mao Mao's expression changed in an instant, and he stood up and faced the wall with his head down, showing a look of unbearableness.

"It's actually like this... The lives of civilians are in danger for the sake of boring fun..."

Seeing Shigeru whose face was full of self-blame, Kondo quickly said: "No, it's not that..."

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again by Mao Mao.

"I don't have the right to stand above ten thousand people..." As he said, Mao Mao pushed open the door and went outside and shouted to the sky: "God! If this blizzard is a punishment for me, please Use the life of my stupid tyrant to calm it down!"

"Okay, General!" Gui yelled again while holding his throat as a female voice, but he was kicked and trampled on the ground by Gintoki and Kagura at the same time as soon as he finished speaking.

"This...it's not the general's fault!" Kondo hurriedly shouted, with an ugly face, "The weather in the mountains is unpredictable by laymen!"

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"Anyway, it's okay for everyone to meet safely now," Kondo said, who sat down again, "The rescue will come sooner or later. Before then, be patient in this dirty and run-down hut."

"Hello, how is it?" Yin Shi whispered to Shisi and Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, "Thanks to me, everyone's crimes have been wiped out. Remember to help me with a few words about rewards, and Jiang Cheng , That woman’s guilt has also been completely covered up by me, remember to turn around and get your money ready."

"Basically it's all your fault!" Fourteen's face suddenly burst into blue veins, lowered his voice and vomited angrily, "Speaking of which, nothing has been resolved yet!"

"Shut up, Miss Angel Fine Noodles, Rabbit Man." Jiang Cheng replied faintly, "If you are bored, go to the ABC gymnastics with Xiong Nanjun over there."

"Who is the angel, the fine-faced lady, the rabbit man?! Big brother gymnastics!" Fourteen and Yinshi said uncomfortably at the same time.

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"Listen, you guys, we won't be able to move until the snow stops." Fourteen first spoke out and suggested: "Rather than act rashly, it is better to stay here and wait for rescue. Although it is a hut, it is everywhere. The cave is as cold as outside. If you accidentally fall asleep, you will die. Surround yourself with warmth, and shout out to remind each other."

"What do you mean by being surrounded for warmth?" Sogo asked.

"Just like "squeezing a steamed bun", gather for warmth. XIV explained, "The middle position is the warmest. Of course, it is for the generals, then the women and children, and the outside is fixed by the men. Okay, so first of all, the woman and the child are surrounded by the general. "

After listening, Yueyong, Ah Miao, and Kagura glanced at each other and then got up and walked towards Mao Mao.

Looking at Mao Mao, who was expecting a little on his face, and two streams of excitement came out of his nose, Yin Shi was born and vomited: "Hey, the general looks super expectant, he is thinking of something evil at all. "

At this moment, looking at the Yueyong trio who were getting together and discussing something very quietly, Fourteen impatiently reminded: "Hey, what are they doing? What are they whispering? Move quickly!"

"It always smells so bad, it smells like milk wiped off with an old rag, Aru," Kagura said quietly, showing a look of disgust.

"Kagura-chan, you can't say that kind of thing," Ah Miao reminded quietly.

"It's just that ordinary men stinks. Yoshihara's trash can basically contains this smell." Yueyong whispered.

"Why do you seem to hear something you shouldn't listen to!" Fourteen spit out.

"That's what I said, but you two are about to shed tears Aru." Kagura said again.

"Stop talking! Kagura-chan!" Ah Miao reminded again, "Some things can be said, some things can't be said... ugh!"

Looking at Ah Miao, who was retching, Yue Yong took the words, "After a little bit of tolerance, it will pass. Yoshiwara's girls are like this every night, I... vomit!"

"Hey, I said, I have all been heard no matter if I can say it or not! All your whispers have been heard by the general!" Fourteen whispered, "It's not a man stink! Not all men have that stink! !"

"That..." Ah Miao walked towards Fourteen, with a little embarrassment on his face, and said in a low voice, "Probably... the smell of his wearing fur, that is the thing that was originally thrown in this hut. Can you please take him off? Drop it?"

"How could it be possible to say something like that!" Fourteen lowered his voice and retorted, "Now I am ready to get warm!"

However, after just finished speaking, Fourteen suddenly discovered something-Mao Mao, who had taken off the bear fur and only wore a pair of briefs, instantly became ill, and spit out his voice frantically: "Take it off! The general has already It's completely changed the subject! He intends to take another sense of warmth!"

With that, Fourteen looked at Yueyong and the others, "Look, the general has already taken off the fur, so go now."

"Hey, wait a minute," Yin Shi suddenly said, "Don't you think... stinky?"

"Are you **** too?!" Fourteen frantically complained, "The fur has been taken off!"

"Is it really because of the fur?" Gintoki stared suspiciously at Mao Mao's crotch, then he covered his nose and showed a look of disgust, "The smell is heavier than before."

"It's not so much that the taste is getting heavier, but it's another kind of flavor, Aru." Kagura said.

"I... never knew..." Yueyong, who was holding on to the wall, vomited, turned around and murmured, "Yoshihara's wandering girls face this smell every day..."

"No, this is just an example." Jiang Cheng retorted blankly.

"Enough of you guys! The general only has a pair of underpants! What else is so stinky?" Fourteen couldn't help shouting to stop.

Seeing that he stretched his waist but sniffed the luxuriant underarms, Kondo couldn't help but lower his voice and said, "The general pretended to stretch, but he was secretly confirming the smell of his armpits! Stop! Don't hurt him anymore!"

"That's the only reason, right?" Yin Shizaki supported his chin, staring casually at the remaining briefs between Mao Mao's thighs and analyzed. So please take it off."

"Don't be kidding!" Fourteen retorted in an instant, "The whole fruit is suicidal in the snowstorm..."

Before I finished speaking, Fourteen discovered something again—that was Mao Mao whose briefs had been switched to mosaics, and his whole body became worse in an instant. He exclaimed: "General--! You haven't inherited the line yet!"

"It feels disgusting, let's forget Aru," Kagura said with a look of disgust.

At the same time, Yue Yong and A Miao also silently moved away from Mao Mao a few steps.

"Do you want me to kill you?! Bastards!" Fourteen shook his fist, bursting into blue veins and spitting, whispered, "He was stripped off because of your complaints! Go and help him warm up! General! My body and mind are frozen!"

"You can stop it, what stinks, disgusting," Sougo said at this time, "it's not the time to say such things, right?"

"It's really rude, don't you know what is thoughtfulness?" Xin Ba Hao said with a serious expression.

"There's no way, let's go first." So, Sougo was the first to walk towards Maomao. At the same time, Xinba Hao also walked towards Maomao.

"Okay! That's it," Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, "You can go there first, go quickly."

Xin Ba Haw stopped in front of Mao Mao, with a relaxed smile on his face, "It smells like something at all, it's just the smell of a man..."

After just finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao and Zong Wu both bent over and vomited.

Σ_(???」∠)Oh...

"Shogun! You can cut them all off!" Kondo shouted, who couldn't stand it.

"Hug... sorry, china girl." Sougo wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his head, and said to Kagura with an ugly face.

"It's good for Aru if you understand." Kagura replied without looking back.

"How big you are!" Fourteen said again and complained, "Why do you have to be frank at this time?"

"You...just enough!" Jiang Cheng suddenly frowned and complained to the fourteen on the side, "I have been talking about something stinky since just now! Disgusting! I really want to vomit! I can’t help it! I hope Master General will leave this house quickly, and I definitely don’t want to stay in the same room with Master General or something!"

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