May Be the Fake Gintama

"Tufang Sang! The decision is going to be killed this time! It hurts!"

At this time, accompanied by the sound of some foreign object shaking up and down, the fourteenth sounded with a hint of impatient and indifferent voice.

"Huh, it's boring." The fourteen who had just walked up to the side snorted disdainfully, "If you can give you such a hindrance, I will give it to you."

Looking at that...that braid weighing more than two hundred kilograms, the expressions of all Jiang Zi and others were frozen, but they were just silent.

About half a minute later, A Miao took two steps forward in silence and patted Fourteen on the shoulder, and said softly...

"thanks."

Fourteen moments of hair explosion: "Thank you for a few meanings!"

…

Looking at the Wanxuan group surrounding Jiangzi and others, a congregation said lightly: "Who is here? Could it be that...has the righteous government's lackeys coming into this street?"

At this time, Yin Zi, who was standing behind Fourteen, leaned into Xin Ba Hao's ear and deliberately said, "Huh? Bae, is that a running dog? I thought I got in with a pig~ It looks like Tokyo X."

Hearing the sound, Fourteen's face suddenly burst into blue veins and grinned. Although he did not look back, Fourteen knew that the idiot behind him was talking about himself.

"What is TokyoX?" Xinba Haw puzzled.

"It's Tokyo's famous pig."

"No, that's not a pig, it's an evil ghost. That's Shirirou Tokata, the vice-chief of ghosts." Xin Ba Hao quickly corrected.

"Hey? Really?" Yinzi let out a surprise, and then became angry again. "That's not Shiro, but Tokyo X Shiro, right?"

"Who is X Shiro?!" Fourteen shouted.

At this time, the son patted X on the shoulder and comforted him: "Well, you calm down, Miss Ten (X) Shiro."

X Zi's face burst with blue veins, pointing to the slogan in front of him that became "Tokyo X Shiro♀" and said anxiously: "What is X Shiro?! Why is it only here that it has become a Roman numeral?!"

Ignoring X Zi, who was trembling madly with his fists, Sou Zi turned around and pushed his shoulders to Yin Zi and said helplessly: "Spare him, boss. After X Shiro-san became a woman, he has ingested so far. All of the mayonnaise seemed to have been released, and it turned out to be like this."

"It's unlucky enough to become a woman," X son sipped uncomfortably, "Why is I the only one who has become like this!"

"Don't take it to your heart, X son." The ape on the side comforted his hand, "Isn't everyone the same? I am also released so far all the orangutans that have been stored up, don't look at me like this, on my **** The hair is exuberant."

X child frantically complained: "What the **** is the orangutan in storage?! What kind of nonsense with such a beautiful face?!"

"Yes, son X," said the first son, seeing the needle, "the girls always work silently where others can't see. If you want to lose weight, I will accompany you."

"That..." Jiang Zi pulled the corner of X Zi's clothes at this time, raised a small face and made a pitiful look, "Auntie, I'm hungry..."

Looking down at Jiang Zi’s pitiful appearance, X Zizhu...No, his motherhood glowed instantly, and his expression relaxed a little, and said: "Even such a small kid has been slapped. Cut, wait, kid, I still have mayonnaise..."

Without waiting for X son to take out the mayonnaise from his body, Jiang Zi instantly cheered, applauded and said: "Great! You can eat mayonnaise-flavored barbecue!"

Looking at the bright slogan on Jiang Zi's head, X Zi frantically complained again: "So it's you?!"

Zongzi greeted everyone in the Wanxuan team at the right time: "Yo Xi, everyone, eat grilled pork chops today."

X, who was **** by Wuhuada and placed on the barbecue in an instant, cursed with white eyes and mouth: "You two, are the S-sides that have been stored for a long time have been completely released?! So why did you **** become a loli? !"

"It's not Loli." Jiang Zi took out a book called "Bing Jiao Loli's Self-cultivation" from his arms, and threw out her naive little face, and said with a smile: "It's Tsundere Loli Li~"

"No, you are definitely making a mistake! Tsundere and Bingjiao are completely different!" Xin Ba Haw vomited loudly and corrected, "Although only one word is missing, the meaning is completely different! The persona is completely different! Completely cute! I can’t get up! And speaking of it, even if you don’t learn it! That’s it!"

"In other words, do you want me to be myself?" Jiang Zi raised his hands and nodded.

"That's not what I meant!" Just after spitting out Jiangzi, Xin Ba Hao saw the Wanxuan group happily preparing to have a dinner, and once again burst into spitting: "What are you doing?! Shemale Legion?! Now! Is it time to do these things?!"

After watching a nonsensical performance, the congregation said again: "If you dare to get in the way, kill you and the heretics together."

"It's a pity." The gorilla replied without hesitation, holding his hand, "In our opinion, you are heretics. We will not let you do whatever you want on this street!"

In the next moment, all the members of the Wanxuan team turned around and drew their swords and aimed their swords at everyone in Jiangzi.

Apes: "You group..."

"... heretics!" All the team members said in unison.

Seeing the members of the Wanseng team who instantly changed their camp and rushed their swords to him, Yin Zi and Xin Ba Hao were dumbfounded at the same time.

Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the sword blade pointing to his own tag, which was twenty centimeters from the top of his head. After thinking about it slightly, he reached up on his toes and stretched out his hand to pull the blade down.

"Don't worry, everyone of the sacred sect." Apeia said again, "the heretics who defy the sacred sect, our Wanxian team will imprison them."

"Huh—?!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed, and then suddenly thought of something. He looked at the Wanxuan team members in disbelief in front of him, "You shouldn't be...!"

"I'm sorry." Chief Son explained indifferently, "We got up to protect this street, but to protect this street from your infidels. The country has already prepared to enshrine the **** of depression as the state religion. NS."

"Why... how could it be like this..." Xinba Haw didn't want to believe it.

"That's why the upper hand sent us to ban you bunch of infidels who violated the state religion." The son continued.

"You can't understand such a great teaching, you are really sad~" The ape sighed and shook his head, then turned around and said to the congregation of the concavo-convex gods: "Before the matter is over, we must choose The group will take good care of these heretics. So can you please leave this to us?"

"Is that so? Comrade." A congregation said, "I think the God of Concave and Convex must have seen your sincerity from the sky. Let us work with us to rectify the chaotic gender consciousness on this planet."

After speaking, the congregation turned around neatly and retreated slowly.

Jiang Zi looked up at the blue sky at this moment, thoughtful.

…

On an open space surrounded by two buildings and a high wall with only one exit, Jiang Zi and the others looked boredly at the two Wanxuan teams who were hacking into the camera in this area. Teammate.

finally…

"The invasion is complete." A team member put away the computer, and then continued to the ape, "This way the surveillance probes in this area are safe."

"Really." The apes responded casually.

Yinzi, who had just reacted, pointed to the surveillance probe hanging high on the side and asked, "Hey...this is..."

The gorilla held his hand and slowly explained: "As you can see, the surveillance probes on this street have been hacked by them. If you dare to do the suspicious actions just now, they will arrive immediately. If there was a riot there, now the entire planet should become the second Kabukicho."

"So what do you mean?" Yinzi asked indifferently, holding his hand.

The son replied: "In other words, if you dare to act rashly, we will not be able to protect you."

"No, you have to make this clear. It's all because of your idiot **** that things turn out like this." Yinzi reminded.

"That's not wild shit! It's lying freely and quietly..."

Yinzi casually interrupted Ape’s excuse and said, "That's wild shit."

Jubei suddenly thought of something and asked, "Don't you have been investigating that cult since before?"

Son X put his hands in his pockets, and slowly replied without looking back: "We have received news that a large-scale wanted religious group is trying to attack the earth. Although we learned that this group intends to This street was a stronghold, but they didn't expect them to use the "gods" so quickly. As a result, even we have become like this. "

"God?" Shibingwei puzzled.

X-zi slowly explained: "It's just an artificial satellite floating in the universe, right above the earth. That is the true face of the gods they believe in. They... In order to realize its teachings, the Concave-Convex Church has developed a manipulable A special medicine for the balance of human hormones. In other words, they began to study medicines that can make men more men and women more feminine, but in the process, unexpected things were invented. This is the virus we are now infected with. ."

"Does it become a pig virus?" Jiu Bingwei's expression was solemn.

"Isn't that okay?!" X Zi immediately retorted, and then continued without angrily, "They started to carry out radical missionary activities similar to terrorist attacks after that. That's right, that light is not a sanction by a **** at all. , But the virus that can reverse the hormones launched by the attacking satellite. In other words, all this is a good thing for dirty and narrow humans."

"But..." Shihbei asked earnestly, "Why did you deliberately turn you into a dirty and narrow pig?"