May Be the Fake Gintama

Latest URL: [Stop me! Stop for me! It happens to let the person who least wants to know! That guy absolutely wants to kill me Aru by pretending to be sick!

what--! it's too hot! It's so uncomfortable! ! If this goes on, I might really ascend to heaven! Have to think of something! I can't move my body, and I can't make a sound, but...

With so many people coming to say goodbye to me, there must be someone who can find me Aru! As long as someone can take a closer look at my blood-red face, who will...]

The baked Kagura hadn't finished thinking about it here, but the total enlightenment on the other side seemed to get to Princess Cheng Ye and whispered something in her ear, completely shattering Kagura's plan.

"Hey?" After listening to what Sougo said, Princess Cheng Ye gave a surprise, and after confirming it again, she shouted to all the guests who came to the memorial ceremony: "Well... everybody, the sun-burning salon-shaped coffin The body seems to have begun to be damaged, and it is not much time now. Therefore, in order to improve the efficiency of work, we put the coffin on the conveyor belt. Please say goodbye to the assembly line."

Kagura, who was carried on the conveyor belt by a group of guards with a coffin, went crazy: [What kind of a dying farewell is this! Cheng Yejiang, you can't be fooled by him! 】

"Conveyor belts are set up from the funeral site to the crematorium. After everyone bids farewell to her, the body will eventually enter the crematorium. It will be automatically burned to ashes and sent directly to the sky."

Princess Cheng Ye explained this way.

[What kind of factory is this! 】

"Everyone, please don't delay the assembly line! Say goodbye in as short a time as possible."

【Hey! How casual is this funeral! 】

The conveyor belt was activated, and looking at the Kagura slowly passing in front of her eyes, the mother-in-law Dengshi couldn't help feeling sad.

"Kagura, I actually let me send a white-haired person to a black-haired person, you unfilial daughter, I originally loved you as if you were a daughter..."

Before he finished speaking, Kagura was taken far away by the conveyor belt.

[Half talked! It was only halfway through that touching words were said and then sent away! 】

"Grandma Dengshi, you said it's too long, can't you summarize it more concisely?"

When Catherine complained, Kagura slipped (transmitted) in front of her like a time machine crushed on her face.

"You don't have to wait a minute!" Catherine shouted in response.

"Mother-in-law Dengshi, Master Catherine, you forgot to put the farewell flower in the coffin." Xiaoyu quickly reminded, and then stretched out his hands, "Hurry up and give it to me."

After receiving the flowers from the two, Xiaoyu turned around and rushed towards Kagura, who had just passed by. However, it may be that she was too anxious to notice. She suddenly tripped on the wire under her feet and fell forward with an unstable foot. Went on.

The two flowers in his hand... directly stuck to Kagura's eyes.

[Ahhhhhhhhhh! ! Where are you going! How can I sleep peacefully like this! 】

"Not good!" Xiaoyu exclaimed that it was not good, and then asked for help from Jiubingwei who was not far in front of him, "Master Jiubingwei! Please, can I ask you to re-arrange the flowers?"

"What?! Wait...what?!"

Kubei suddenly panicked, but there was no time to wait for her to finish panicking, because Kagura had already arrived in front of him at this time. Before he could think about it, Kubei stretched out his hand and grabbed the two flowers in the eye.

"God, Kagura-chan! Thank you for all the time, Aru! I will cherish the things you left Aru--!"

In such a shout, Jiubei pulled out the flower in a miraculous manner, and thrust it into his nose.

[What are you doing with it in my nostrils! By the way, did you really use Alu? ! Not for you! It's really not for you! 】

"That's wrong, Jiu Bingwei!" Yue Yong reminded and corrected in front. "It's not for you to insert your nose, but for you to pull out the flowers, and for you to pull out the flowers!"

While talking, the time machine...no, Kagura had already sneaked away in front of Yueyong, and Yueyong, who had no time to think about it, hurriedly reached out and pulled out the flowers, but... it seemed that it was a bit tight, and Yueyong could only trot. Pull out with force.

"God, Kagura! You are tired!"

With that said, Yueyong began to pull hard, but because of the tight insertion, even if Kagura's head was taken by Hana, he did not pull it out.

"Goodbye--!!"

In such a situation, Yue Yong finally had to choose to perform a miracle vigorously, pulling Kagura's upper body directly to the coffin and sitting up.

[No... it's hello. 】

"I said how strong you are! Yueyue!" the little monkey in front of me accused, "Kagura sauce she..."

"I, I have tried my best," Yue Yong could only defend like this, "I will only leave it to you afterwards, Sarutobi!"

"If you stabbed Lou Zigui, you still have the face to shirk responsibility!"

After clenching his fist and making an angry sentence, Xiao Yuan realized that Kagura had slipped away from him just now, and the Xiao Yuan who had no time to think too much hurriedly trot to follow.

"What's the matter!" said the little ape who pushed Kagura's head back hard to make him lie back in the coffin, gritted his teeth, "she doesn't move even if she pushes or pulls! What should I do! It's good to do it!"

In desperation, the little ape could only pick up the big stone on the side and stand on the coffin and press it down firmly, and at the same time began his own farewell speech.

"Kagura-chan, I will make Yinsang happy! You can rest assured to go to that world!"

Under the miracle of the same force, Kagura was forced into the coffin.

【what! It's so uncomfortable...! ! 】

"Hey," Kondo said to Fourteen who had noticed something wrong at this time, "Look, what's the situation, Fourteen."

【help me! fourteen--! Anyone can do it, come and save me personally now! 】

Outside, together with Kondo, carrying a one-person tall ball-shaped stone, Shichi gritted his teeth and walked towards the conveyor belt step by step.

"There is actually that kind of messy way of mourning, what kind of teaching did she get into..."

"Well, it's all about this time, it doesn't matter whether it is a friend or an enemy! We must mourn her well!" Kondo replied gritted his teeth.

【Not any more! ! Who told you that there is such a way of mourning! I'm going to die, if I get pushed up by that stuff, I really want to die! The conveyor belt is speeding up! 】

The fourteen who missed Kagura exclaimed: "No! I missed it and can't catch up!"

"Fourteen! Come on, don't give up!" Kondo pumped up sweating profusely, and did not stop at all.

[Enough, no need to come on! 】

"Cut, it would be embarrassing if you can't catch up at this moment," Fourteen said unbearably, "Can't you even mourn a little devil?"

"It works! The two of us can definitely do it!" Kondo was still cheering on the two of them, "Let's throw this thing on the coffin!"

[Neither can tell if these two people are good or bad, hello! 】

"What are you doing?" A Miao called and stopped Kondo and the fourteen.

[Eldest sister's head...] Kagura was moved.

"Why are you two carrying such a big rock?"

[Saved! Quickly let those two idiots stop! 】

However, in the next scene, Ah Miao joined the two, lifted the stone together with the two, and even complained.

"Why didn't you call me?"

[Did you go to help? ! 】

"Miss Miao..." Kondo looked at Miao in disbelief.

"Thank you, Kondo-san, Musan-san," the tears in Miao's eyes began to flicker again, and her voice started to choke, "For the Kagura-chan matter... let's work hard together!"

【Hey--! Choose this time for Mao! For those who are intolerant of water and water, we are starting to cooperate now! 】

With Miao's help, it didn't take long for him to catch up with the conveyor belt.

[Run! The conveyor belt is running! 】

However, when the 14 people were about to put the stone on the coffin, they suddenly slipped and the stone dropped to the ground.

"Oops!" Fourteen turned around and realized that there was a downhill behind him, "It's downhill!"

Seeing the falling rocks quickly, Kondo was very anxious.

"Rock! Rock it--"

[Yo Xi got it, I won’t be able to smash me now, Aru! 】

Kagura just breathed a sigh of relief, but then... the stone was blocked by a long-haired man in a formal suit and a cosmic fanatic creature.

"It's not a long-haired man, it's Gui! It's not a mysterious creature, it's Elizabeth!"

The long-haired man rebutted the author in this way, and at the same time pressed his hands firmly against the stone, as if not forcing the stone to stop.

After tens of meters of taxiing, Gui and Elizabeth finally stopped ten yuan.

"Although I can't see the end of the rock, I took the stick."

Gui said like this.

At the same time, the fourteen standing on the **** gently spit out a second-hand smoke, "Although I can't see the rock, I will leave it to you later."

Said something like this.

[Because Mao Fei wants this time, so the stakeholders have cooperated? 】

"Wait for me, Captain!" Gui and Elizabeth pushed the rolling stones and kept running or chasing them.

At the same time, a message such as "1.03 kilometers to the crematorium" appeared on the screen, and the mileage was still being reduced a little bit.

[The enemy teamed up to destroy me! 】

"come on--!"

"Don't admit defeat--!"

All the people on the roadside dressed in formal attire cheered and cheered for it.

[Who are you cheering for? 】

The next moment ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ all the members began to sing again.

[Who are you singing for again! 】

Finally, everyone rushed up and lifted the stones together in the singing.

[Whose funeral is this! ! 】

"Take advantage of it now!" Hasegawa, who didn't know when he stepped on the conveyor belt, raised the coffin and ran backwards, crying, "Everyone! While I offset the conveyor belt movement, destroy me and the coffin together!"

[How much should you miss me! 】

"Go on! Everyone!!" Gui yelled with tears, "Captain——!"

"Farewell--!" ×n

Looking at the stone that was thrown up and slammed straight towards him, Kagura stopped thinking.