May Be the Fake Gintama

"You should give me a little bit too!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed, and then continued: "Speaking of which, Yinsang, can you really do anything as a producer?"

"Idiot, didn't you talk about it just now? A cash cow, a cash cow, as long as you bind the cash cow at Atong sauce, you can make a lot of fools. At this time, you should try hard to sell favors and make a lot of money. banknote."

"But there is such a big booger on the side of Ah Tong sauce!"

Listening to the words of Xin Ba Hao, Yin Shi was unmoved, shrugged his shoulders and replied: "Didn't I say that? Only when the nose is set off with diamonds can it be more dazzling."

…

In the meeting room downstairs.

"So, you two will start today," Gintoki, holding his hands, announced to Kagura and Atung-chan who were sitting across from each other. "You will start the activity under the name "Booze Diamond Z48". "

Incidentally, at this time, Kagura had a double ponytail and put on a cute red kimono.

"Booger?" Ah Tongjiang was a little surprised, and then continued with a little embarrassment: "Eh? Is this our group name? Producer...however, it is true that there is booger in the group name..."

"It's Alu. As a diamond, I don't care about it. You should also think about booger."

"No, you are the booger." Xin Ba Haw murmured silently.

"Yes, this kind of name is too messy anyway." Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived, nodded his head with his hand, and then went on to say to himself: "Anyway, leave this name to me, you know. I got the stage name of Yoshihara’s new roaming girl and everything, but it’s very popular, let me think about it..."

"Stop your mouth, Jiang Chengsang, that kind of wandering girl's stage name is not the same as it is now! In other words...you are too fast? Is it over? What about the other party's president?"

"Probably sleep in the hotel."

"What the **** did you do?!"

"Just had a meal together, and then went to the bar for a drink. When drinking, the woman said to herself and vomited a lot of bitterness and so on. In the end she said that it would be fine to go to the hotel, so... I called the car. The car asked the driver to throw her to the hotel."

After being speechless for a while, Xin Ba Haw spoke again: "You didn't do anything more than what you did, Jiang Chengsang..."

"By the way, can I be reimbursed for the taxi fare?" Jiang Cheng then asked, "Who should the invoice be given? Who should be reimbursed?"

Yin Shi said blankly: "The person who can be reimbursed was just put in a taxi by you, and he is probably sleeping on the floor of the hotel lobby. If you understand, get me off to the hotel and open a big bed room with the president. After moving in, you can just order an S package."

"S set meal? Salad? Does that woman like to eat salad? OK, I see, I will contact the taxi driver."

"Well, mom, she likes salads very much." Atong sauce said with a smile.

"Really? That's great." Jiang Cheng squinted and said with a smile while putting away the phone, and then the conversation turned: "Now it's time to talk about the name of the group. First, Xin Ba Hao just talked about it. Female names are completely different things, and I absolutely cannot agree with them. You know, in a sense, there is no difference between the two. Fans of idols are equivalent to guests, and iron fans like Xinbahao It's the same as the guest named every time, and it's like ordering only the silver hour of the S course every time!"

"Although it looks a bit subtle, it's not the same thing at all! Jiang Chengsang, what do you think of idols?"

"A woman who makes men's money." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

Yin Shi chuckled and shook his head, and said with some emotion: "I didn't expect you to understand the essentials of idol so soon, Jiang Cheng."

Xinba Hao argued fiercely: "No, this is not the point! Although it is true to say that in a certain sense, it is not! Idol is based on popularity!"

"Feeling..." Jiang Cheng murmured with one hand on his chest and the other hand supporting his chin: "It's not as good as Younv. Younv depends not only on popularity, but also on face, body, skills, words and skills."

"Hey!"

"That's really true..." Gin Shiki murmured, supporting his chin.

"Don't just agree with it!"

"It turns out that Yugou has worked harder than idols..." Ah Tongjiang covered her mouth with an incredible expression.

"You idol can't even say such things!"

Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed it again: "In other words, the young idols are almost the same as the young wanderers, and their singing skills (techniques) are still relatively shallow, but because of the young and beautiful faces, there is no need to worry about not being able to eat. With the passage of time, although the face is no longer young and beautiful, the singing skills (techniques) have become mature over time, and the focus has changed to singing skills (techniques) and there is no need to worry about not being able to eat. As for those who are getting older Without a face, people who have not polished their singing and acting skills (techniques) will be eliminated, right? New eight?"

"Uh... what you said is correct, but can you say something different? Can you not put the idol with you girl?"

"In short, the so-called Yoshihara is actually the epitome of the idol entertainment industry. The president of me... is worthy of the name!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng who tapped his palm and came to the above conclusion, Xin Ba Haw instantly complained: "It's a real ghost! Although the entertainment industry is a bit messy, but Atong Jiang is not that kind of person!"

Jiang Cheng continued with his hands in his arms and said, "In other words, the most direct way to make this HDZ48 group the most popular idol group is to invite Yoshihara's active oiran over to teach directly."

"You are a ghost! What do you want the two of them to learn from Hiratafu! Didn't you just say the name? Why are you shouting out so casually now!"

"I found a very crucial point," Yin Shi nodded affirmatively, "Then the two people are divided into S and M according to the fans' hobbies, so that there will be no problems."

"I want S Aru." Kagura raised his hand.

"Hey? M...M refers to..." Atongchan panicked a little.

"Calm down! Atong sauce! Don’t take that kind of thing seriously! Although idols with this attribute do get the preference of certain types of fans, they don’t have to! Atong sauce is just like the usual Atong sauce. !"

Atong replied weakly: "No, that can be regarded as digging new charms for new possibilities..."

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng who put away his cell phone said aloud, "Heilon is giving lessons to some wandering girls, are you going to listen?"

"Fuck you! What do you want idols to learn from that kind of messy course?!"

"No, isn't it the sense of contrast that is popular now?" Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and retorted, "The appearance is pure, but after that, other strong sides will be revealed, as shown by a woman with a [BEEP—] appearance. The moment of pure reaction or something, this is my precious experience."

"What are you talking about? What experience! It's just your experience on the bed! Shut up for me!"

"That's why it is difficult for a man who is not focused to find true love," Yin Shitan shook his head and said with emotion, "I always have S set menu from start to finish."

"No one wants to listen to these things about you! Is it enough for the two of you to talk about it? If you just talk about these dangerous things at the beginning, even the late night gear will not work! The audit may not pass!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: "Well, Xin Ba Chi, you will also know one day... Um... It's okay if you don't understand."

"Hey, why should you comfort me in turn?!"

"Xin Ba Chi! Try to survive!" Kagura cheered up.

"I will also support you! New Eight Chi-Mun!" Atong-chan clenched her fist and cheered up earnestly.

"Don't cheer me on this kind of thing!"

While writing on the paper, Yin Shi said, "Then, the main theme of the first event is set, and the theme is "to encourage virginity, even if it is virginity, we must live strong." Then let's organize activities around this theme. "

"What a ghost activity!"

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "It's a good theme of the event. Anyway, fans are basically the virgin boy who has never been with a woman for a lifetime. "It doesn't matter~ virginity is okay~ I never will Abandon you." It might be enough to shout twice like this. "

"Why do you use me as a metaphor?!" Xin Bahao pulled out the invisible arrows on his chest one by one. still…"

Looking at the excited Xin Ba Chi, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng waved their hands at the same time and sighed with some impatient words: "Calm down, Xin Ba Chi. We have never underestimated our virginity."

"Huh-huh-" Xinba Haw gasped.

"It's just you who are underestimated." Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Kagura said at the same time.

"You guys will give me enough—!"

…

"Then, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Oiran's class is over, that is to say, the preparations have been completed," Yin Shi sat down on the sofa and nodded and said, "Next is ready to pick up... No, it's time to get ready to play."

"Well, two ladies...no, idols, are you ready?" Jiang Cheng with toilet paper stuck in his nose asked.

"Hey!" Xin Ba Haw on the side yelled, and then pointed his fingers at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, who had obviously had a nosebleed, as well as the blushing and bewildered Atong sauce and the calm face of Atong sauce. "What class did you go to with my back just now! Why are you two having nosebleeds! What did you see!"

"But it's really amazing, some poses... No, even I don't know the technique."

Silver Time commented like this.

"Yes, it seems that we really underestimated the work of You Girl."

Jiang Cheng didn't say anything.