May Be the Fake Gintama

Time goes by day by day...

One day, Admiral Zique received a strange report that recorded a seemingly inconspicuous trivial incident.

According to the report, a medium-sized warship suddenly sent an emergency call that day, and then disconnected the call before it was connected.

After the main ship contacted, the other party said it was a misoperation, and accidentally pressed the emergency contact button, everything was normal.

Because the Liberation Army of Altana went smoothly along the way, except for the lack of support along the way, Admiral Zique didn't take this humble report to heart, but thought that the people below really made a mistake.

However, it was such an inconspicuous little thing that did not attract the attention of Zique, but it decided the fate of the Liberation Army of Altana.

One day, Zi Que will regret why he didn't pay attention to the report at that time, but it's too late.

...

On the giant battleship Tianniao, it was still the spacious and bright conference room. At the same time as the automatic door opened slowly, the scolding voice of the pink-skinned heavenly being who stepped in also came in.

"Bastard! That Xiaopo Planet is not willing to offer any assistance at all! We are the Liberation Army of Altana who fought to liberate all the planet's inhabitants from the Heavenly Daoists!"

The lizard man sitting on the ring-shaped conference table shrugged his shoulders and said with a bit of sarcasm: "It's alright, don't complain, even if it's a small planet, people are lucky and can't do anything. There's nothing. Do it, and the Heavenly Daoists on your own planet will be solved."

"Don't mention the word luck to me!"

The red-skinned celestial man sat down in front of the conference table, his face full of resentment, he slammed the table with fists with both hands, and then said: "Why are they so lucky? You know that the planets in the path today have How weak? There is no decent armed force at all! Why is such a planet! Why can you get rid of the control of the Heavenly Daoists without doing anything! We... our planet is obviously a martial arts faction with a strong army, Why is our country suffering like that? Why!"

"Hey! It's almost there." The catfish spirit reminded, "If Admiral Purple Sparrow hears it, it's time to reprimand it again."

"Cut!" The pink-skinned celestial cut a voice, "Forget it, I got help anyway. Whatever you want, whatever you want."

"Received aid?"

The purple potato essence heard a few voices, and hurriedly asked: "What do you mean? You... you shouldn't be robbing it, right?"

The red-skinned Heavenly Man shrugged his shoulders with disapproval on his face: "I didn't do anything, it was the soldiers below who were impatient and grabbed something. The leading ones have already taught me a lesson."

"You are condoning your subordinates to pick quarrels and cause trouble!" Zishujing's expression was solemn, "And it's still a completely unrelated planet! If this kind of thing is known by Admiral Zique..."

"Come on, don't pretend like you've never done it before." The lizardman lay down on the chair, resting his hands on his head, and said casually, "To support so many expedition forces, we only rely on the supplies we bring, Do you think we can drive to the earth without extracting a little bit from the passing planet? It’s okay, don’t we just grab something? We have great righteousness! We are here to save the whole universe! Hahaha…”

"That's right! We are the righteous Altana Liberation Army!"

"Justice is innocent!"

"How about taking some of their stuff for the sake of righteousness?"

"Anyway, their planet was liberated at no cost, so why support us a little bit?"

"That's right! Expeditions are very fortunate! Women, money, food, and wine, everything is enough!"

The rest of the heavenly beings echoed and laughed extremely happily, as if they had forgotten that their hometown suffered a disaster not long ago.

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As the automatic door slowly opened, Admiral Zique's voice came in.

"What's the matter? Sounds very happy. Are you talking about happy things?"

"Admiral Purple Sparrow!" ×7

Several people stood up instantly and saluted.

"Don't be so serious, it's nothing to do." Admiral Zique waved his hand with a smile, and at the same time slowly came to the circular conference room and sat down in the main seat, "I just heard that you are smiling so happily, so I want to participate. It's all down. Sit down. Sit down."

Listen, people just sat down again these days.

Admiral Zique put his two hands together on the platform, and continued with a bit of emotion: "Ah, I haven't heard such a cheerful laughter for a long time. I miss the days when I used to fight with my friends."

"It will be on Earth in about a month," said the catfish spirit.

The pink-skinned celestial being said: "Our vanguard will reach the sky above the earth in about half a month. If they open the way, there is no problem. This time, we can absolutely wipe out the Heavenly Daoists!"

"Actually I..." Admiral Zique frowned slightly, "I feel something is wrong."

"Huh? What's wrong?" the Lizardman asked.

"Why haven't the Tiandao Congregation moved for so long? Obviously their association branches on various planets have been removed, but why haven't they made any moves yet? Are they...really still on Earth?"

"Whether we are on Earth or not, we must go." Purple Sweet Potato Jing pondered for a while, looked at Admiral Zique and replied.

"...What I'm more worried about is, what if the Heavenly Dao Congregation has been wiped out? We may return without success."

"how is this possible!"

"It's not impossible," Admiral Zique shook his head. "Did you forget? That mysterious force that simultaneously removed the association branches on the various planets of the Tiandaozhong. Now there is no need to doubt that their goal is also the Tiandaozhong. That's why we say , if they arrive on Earth before us..."

"Damn! Are you even going to fight us?!"

Zique raised his hand: "Hey, don't say that, after all, judging from their actions, they were established much earlier than us, and from the very beginning, they aimed at the Heavenly Daoists in this universe.

To be honest, I really admire them. I also went to a few planets that were rescued by them. They did an excellent job and solved the problem silently without affecting the aboriginal people. The branch of the association reduced the loss of the planet to an almost invisible level.

And they also taught the local government how to control their own country's Altana. I believe that soon, these countries will be able to completely control their own country's Altana and completely nationalize their own country's Altana. "

Saying that, Zi Que showed some admiration.

"Yahahahie, I really want to meet the leaders of those people more and more. I analyzed the actions of this mysterious force this time, and got a rough time, that is, they have endured for at least ten years!

This benevolent person who can forbear, does not panic, but acts decisively, clearly, and does not let go of any details. In my lifetime, I really want to have a good chat with him. will definitely benefit a lot. "

"Admiral Zique, we also obtained it for the people of heaven, why do you only care about praising others? We are also great!"

"That's it!"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry." Admiral Zique smiled and said: "But from a factual point of view, we really can't compare to them, and those of us who are in power in the Liberation Army of Altana really can't compare to that mysterious person. ruler of power.

It can be seen from the fact that they left the association ward quietly after solving the problem. They have no selfishness or utilitarianism at all. Even if they saved so many planets, they did not seek fame or profit. Such people, sometimes I doubt whether it really exists. "

"A bunch of idiots?"

"Hahahaha, in a sense, it is really similar, a group of selfless fools, but they are extremely admired and yearned for. If possible, I would like to be such a person."

Frog Tianren said: "But if they really solve the Tiandaozhong before us, it will be a favor for us. After all, we originally planned to destroy the association and then occupy the earth by the way."

After propping his forehead and pondering for a moment, Admiral Zique said, "This matter... needs to be discussed again. If this is really done, the righteousness of our Liberation Army will be..."

drop! drop! drop!

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"WARNING! WARNING! The hull is under attack! The hull is under attack! Please prepare for battle!

Repeat again! The hull is under attack! The hull is under attack! Please get ready for battle! "

The sudden sound of the alarm and the flashing red signal light caught everyone off guard, but they were still calm.

"What's going on?" Admiral Zique got up, raised his brows while leaning on the table, "Attack? Where did the attack come from?"

"Yes...it's our fleet!" Catfish, who just got the news from the operator in the control room through the contactor, panicked~www.wuxiaspot.com~Our fleet? what is the problem? ! "

Just after Zique finished speaking, a virtual screen suddenly appeared on the center of the circular table in front of everyone. On the virtual screen was a staff member in the control room who was controlling the spacecraft.

"Report to Admiral Purple Sparrow! All our medium ships! They turned around and attacked us at the same time!"

"What?! Our own fleet rebelled?!" Frog Tianren felt suspicious of frogs, "Aren't you talking nonsense? Are you making an April Fool's joke with us?"

"Report, sir! It's true! Now they are still attacking us! All communications have been lost! Also... We just discovered that the three major mercenaries we hired were lost a long time ago. Even though I kept a distance behind the fleet, I couldn’t get in touch at all…”

Snapped!

"What did you say?!" The pink-skinned Heavenly Man slapped the table hard, gritted his teeth, "Why is this kind of thing only said now?!"