May Be the Fake Gintama

"New... New Baja (Second Generation)..."

Jiang Cheng murmured softly, his face showing a bit of disbelief, but then he smiled helplessly and shook his head.

- Then he took off the glasses on Shin Bajah's face, holding them in his hands and looking straight at them.

"So what is the second generation of parentheses! Why do you have to use such a statement that is very similar to the relationship between Piccolo and Piccolo in the first place! In other words, those are just glasses!"

"Even Tucao has inherited it." Jiang Cheng put on a somewhat relieved smile on his face, "It seems that the child of Xinbaha has no regrets, the second generation."

"Where did Xinbaha go?! Is there only the second generation left?!"

Jiang Cheng showed a smile on his face, and continued to say to himself, "But it's already the second generation, so let's just change the name and call it Xiner (Shinji)."

Shinbaha instantly retorted excitedly: "What is Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Is it Shinji?! Can I have such a beautiful step sister?! Really?!"

"No, don't you already have a righteous brother... ah!"

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was stepped on the floor by the righteous brother of "Xin Er" who was holding a long knife at an unknown time.

A Miao's face burst into blue veins.

"Who are you calling the righteous brother! You scumbag!"

"What are you doing!"

Jiang Chengbai, who pulled his **** head out of the floor, tried to refute...

"Why did you come to such a place! Are you all idiots?! Does the future ignore it? Does such a beautiful future simply ignore it?!"

"Daddy..." × 2

Two incomparably soft voices suddenly sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, his eyes widened unconsciously, and his pupils began to tremble slightly.

Jiang Cheng, who slowly turned around, saw the very cute orange-haired boy and orange-haired girl who were about five years old. Tears flickered in their big eyes that were as pure as glass beads, making people unable to help themselves. Give birth to a lot of love.

"Dad...Daddy..." Jiang Cheng looked in disbelief, "You...you...you two are..."

"Daddy! I finally see you!" The little girl was the first to cry and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

As for the boys, it was a little late.

"Li!" Jiang Cheng opened his arms and shouted excitedly. "Shinji!"

"Uh..." Kagura's brows twitched, and her footsteps stopped involuntarily, "Rei...what is Rei? What is Shinji?"

"Isn't it your two names?" Jiang Cheng asked back, then propped his chin with a proud look on his face, "I have already decided that if I have children in the future, the boy will be called Shinji, and the girl will be called Li. ."

... this person is out of the question.

Kagura thought so in her heart, but she still had a pitiful smile on her face.

"So..." After speaking, Jiang Cheng squatted down, curled his eyes with a smile on his face, and raised both hands at the same time.

"Daddy..." Kagura and Kamui, who were ready to be killed by touching their heads, showed their longing, but...

boom! ×2

Jiang Cheng, who smashed the two into the floor, still had a smile on his face, "...Are you ready to change your name? Kagura? Shenwei?"

"What are you doing, Aru?!" Kagura, who knew that he had been seen through, no longer pretended, showing his original posture with white eyes and bursting blue veins angrily said, "People have come so far to satisfy your disgust. Sister control's wish or something, is this attitude?!"

"I won't bother you with this kind of thing, wish or something..." Jiang Cheng's expression gradually softened, and he took out neatly folded trousers from his chest, "I have achieved it."

Shenwei bent his eyes and reminded with a smile: "Private Marseille~ Those are booger GIRL's panties."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes.

Kagura, who broke free from the floor with his veins bursting, pounced directly on Jiang Cheng.

"Bastard! Give my **** back! You perverted uncle!"

"Heh..." Jiang Cheng threw away the trousers in his hand, turned around and came to the wall, squatting down with his knees in front of the wall, his whole body exuded a very depressed atmosphere.

"Sure enough... it's better to be dead..."

"Why do you have such an unrequited expression when you know it's my panties!" Kagura frowned again, then folded his hands and deliberately straightened his proud bust, which was not in line with the scientific concept of development. With a snort, "Look? Now I am also mortal, how about it? If you are sincere, it's not that Aru can't give you some mortal welfare or something."

"Heh... When did I become such a superficial guy?" Jiang Cheng let out a snort, his eyes tilted his head absentmindedly, "...Go back, it has nothing to do with you."

"What do you mean by not being so superficial, Aru?! What do you mean by not having anything to do with me, Aru?!"

Kagura froze again, and was about to rush up, but was stubbornly stopped by Xin Ba Ha.

"Calm down! Kagura-chan!"

"It's hot! It's really hot! This bastard! Kill him! You must kill him!"

"Aren't we here to save him?! What the **** are you going to do if you kill him!"

"Such a guy is just a scum and a moth of society, Aru! It's not worth saving at all!" Kagura retorted.

"No...wait." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something at this time, and hurriedly got up and came to Shenwei, "You just called me dad, so that means that bald guy is finally dead?!"

"Who are you talking about bald!" The bright bald man who came from nowhere flew and kicked Jiang Cheng.

boom!

"Is that this?!" Xin Ba Hao complained again, "Isn't it the second half of the sentence that you care about?!"

The owner of Xinghaifang cleared his throat and said, "Although that one is also very concerned, but the word bald is more concerned."

"You don't need this! Because you're already bald!"

"Really," Jiang Cheng slowly stood up from the ruins beside him clutching his chest, complaining constantly, "A group of idiots came to such a place at such a time... What a fool Got home."

The three pirates who were just approaching Jiang Cheng at this time gave a clean fourteen, and curled the corners of his mouth: "Yeah, but it shouldn't be as good as the idiot who travels through time for just a woman."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng picked up his sword and said casually, "I just wanted to choose an easier way to end, but I ended up being fooled by you idiots. easy."

brush! brush! brush!

Zongwu, who had dealt with several pirates, ran over and stretched out his hand at Shishi, "Thifang-san, you lost, take ten thousand yuan."

"嘁!" Shi Shi let out a groan, and reluctantly took out his wallet from his arms, took out a ten thousand yuan and put it in Zong Wu's hand.

"I knew the boss would say that, and you, Kondo-san."

Saying that, Sou Wu turned his head to look at Kondo who came to Jiang Cheng's side at some point, and stretched out his hand: "Kondo-san, you lose, hand over the bananas."

"Why is my bet here being bananas?!" Kondo retorted instantly.

"You..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, the blue veins on his forehead jumped, and his face was full of kindness, "Do you want to die? The policeman neglected his duties and came to such a place at this time. Are all idiots? ?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Fourteen lit a cigarette. "When did we neglect our duties? It's just official duties."

Kondo took over the words: "The biggest villain in the universe, the murderer, how can it be caught without a little high technology?"

Jiang Cheng chuckled and said, "Earth's future police are really powerful. They can travel through time and space in order to catch a sinner. What is this? Time and space police? Time and space guards?"

"It doesn't matter what."

Zongwu clenched his sword again, and pointed straight at Jiang Cheng, "If you killed so many of our team members, don't think that you can atone so easily, boss."

The fourteen eyes that also turned and pointed at Jiang Cheng took the words seriously: "The prison to hold you has long been prepared for you, and even the sentence has long since expired."

"Here is to issue a detention notice for Jiang Cheng, the most sinful person in the history of the universe." Kondo, who pointed at Jiang Cheng, said.

"The name of the prison you are about to enter is...Earth, and the sentence is...forever!" ×3

"Humhahahaha..." Jiang Cheng, who lowered his head and looked hidden in the shadows, suddenly laughed for no reason, "It's really a group of dedicated people, and this punishment... It's really unimaginably heavy, just Haven't you considered the situation that the prisoner simply can't bear?"

"Isn't that kind of thing already clear before you committed the sin?" Zongwu asked rhetorically.

"Ah... that's right. UU reading www.uukanshu.com should understand this kind of thing before committing a sin." Jiang Cheng shook the sword in his hand, "but... I refuse! I have to try it. Can you catch me, the number one villain in the universe, with just a few of you!"

"Not just them, but us!"

Harita's voice suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng, who turned his head to look, looked at the acquaintances headed by Jiang Hua, Songyang, and Mao Mao, a little lost.

"Yo, sneaked away, long time no see."

Standing behind Songyang, Yin Shi's little thumb digs his nostrils, stares at the dead fish's eyes that are as unmotivated as before, glances at the sword in Jiang Cheng's hand, and continues.

"Really, he said he hated samurai, but he was holding such a samurai-like sword and wig in his hand. What is that?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected on the side, and then explained slowly, "Isn't it all popular science? It was created by a method on a certain planet that can be used to make a knife with one's own cells and blood. A sword that will not be broken as long as a person is alive, a sword that can be restored with its own blood even if it is broken.”