May Be the Fake Gintama

"A few chapters ago, the guy who had the face of a villain, why did he come out to grab the limelight now!"

Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and argued angrily.

"It's the same with you!" Yin Shi on the side retorted, then folded his hands and snorted disdainfully, and then sneered: "Hmph, Yin Sang, I am the righteous from beginning to end. Excessive blackening and washing will not make it white. I hope you two can be a little conscious about this kind of thing. Get out of the way quickly, the guy who has been a villain has no chance at all. "

"Gintama still has people who can't wash it white?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi with squinted Doudou eyes, "Isn't it just your shorts that can't be washed white?"

"Don't just casually say the most criticized point in Gintama by the Chinese audience! The official complaints are left to the readers!"

Yin Shi complained loudly, and then cleared his throat with his hands.

"Ahem, in a word, the Internet has a memory! I will never forget the egregious things you two have done! I believe readers will not forget it! Everyone! In the face of this awareness, Please vote for me! Please!"

"What kind of talent show do you think this is?!" Looking at Yin Shi, who was bowing to the camera, Jiang Cheng couldn't stop complaining, the blue veins on his cheeks had already sunk out, "Give me a little more!"

Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders with a relaxed look on his face: "Sorry, compared with your two villains, no matter how you look at it, Yin Sang is the best one."

"No, no matter how you look at it, you are the worst."

"Hey, stop arguing." Takasugi on the side shouted to stop, and looked at the empty children's entertainment facility in the park, "Little devils... gone."

"What?!" ×2

…

Under the setting sun, Jiang Cheng and the three of them, who had searched carefully in and around the park and couldn't find a group of little devils, gathered together again.

"Where did these stinky **** go?"

Jiang Cheng frowned and supported his chin, thinking secretly, but then he suddenly thought of something, raised his head and looked at Gintoki and Takasugi blankly.

At the same time, Gintoki and Takasugi thought of something at the same time, raised their heads and hummed.

"Did you two think about it too?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"Hey," Yin Shi said with a relaxed expression on his face, and sighed: "Who do you think I am? How could I not even think of such a development? But then again, I didn't expect it to be such an old-fashioned development. The orangutan has fallen too."

"Hmph, in the final stage, you can't think of the creator of a good plot, it's just garbage."

Takasugi snorted, the meaning of sarcasm, the writer of the street can feel it from the text on the computer screen, it can be said that it is coming to the face.

"However, Yinshi," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and asked with some uncertainty on his chin, "Really? Will such an old-fashioned plot really be used in the end? Besides, aren't we in the daily department? Isn’t the daily life usually a very smooth ending? Even if this kind of complex is old-fashioned, it can be regarded as a big event, right?”

Yin Shi replied disapprovingly: "Hey, don't underestimate the daily department. No matter what kind of work, there will definitely be a big event in the last episode."

Saying that, Gintoki's face showed a bit of deepness, and he continued: "Just like now, the little ghosts brought by Songyang have lost their way and disappeared, and Songyang is now anxious to find the children in all corners of Edo. Search, and we all start anxiously looking for those kids.

Finally, when the sky was completely dark, in a remote corner, I found the little devils who were squatting on the ground and crying because they were lost and afraid. Then, the last scene for readers is to find us, who have been looking for a long time, with sweat and dust on our faces, and bring the new generation of little devils to reunite with the teacher!

Not bad right? This feels very good, right? It's the last famous scene, and we can call our acquaintances to help find it together, all work hard for one goal, and finally complete that goal!

Impressed, right? It's similar to the feeling of the night of the lost soul of a child's dream! "

"It's too old, too stale." Jiang Cheng squinted and squinted.

"Don't underestimate readers." Gao Shan spit out coldly.

"Aren't you too harsh?"

After a long silence, Yin Shi replied silently, but the next moment he suddenly found that Jiang Cheng and Takasugi turned around at the same time, took out their mobile phones and started to make calls.

"Moses Moses, Sister Jiang Hua, today is probably the last time! The children are lost! Mmmm! In short, it's probably the old-fashioned standard routine that the orangutan came up with. "Find the children and reunite with everyone." expansion or something. Bald? No, no, that person doesn't need it. Kagura is also not required, as long as you are alone. It doesn't matter if they show up or not. Nobita? No, no, let him go on a date with Shizuka. Hi, hi, then we'll see you later down the street from the Kabukicho love hotel. "

"Prepare to act, notify all the ghost soldiers. Even if you pay all the costs, you must find those little ghosts at the last moment."

After being silent for a long time with a black face, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and roared: "Don't you believe it completely?!"

…

Night, Edo.

In a dark and secluded alley.

Behind the dusty, sweaty faces of Jiang Cheng, Takasugi, and Yin Shi are the mighty acquaintances, such as Yueyong, Baihua, Jianghua, A Miao, Dengshi, Xiaoyu...

All of them are like Jiang Cheng and the three of them, their bodies are full of dust, and their faces are full of fine sweat.

Of course, the expressions are exactly the same, in simple terms... with a gloomy face and no expression.

If you want to ask why...

After being silent for a full minute, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.

"Did you sneak the kids away?! Wigs—!"

Gui, who was feeding the stray cats with a group of little devils, turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled expression, "It's not the wig, it's Gui. The future of these countries was indeed taken away after I discussed it with the teacher. What's the matter? ?"

"I asked what's wrong, what did you say!" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and roared, "You destroyed the final bridge that you finally thought of!"

"The final answer? What is the final answer?" Gui was still puzzled, but he didn't care too much. He stood up and waved his hands, "Anyway, you have a chance. After negotiating with the teacher, these seedlings will A week-long social practice with our former students in turn. The first is me, the second is Takasugi, then Gintoki, and finally Jiang Cheng, for a total of one month.”

"Who cares about this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng shouted, but then he suddenly thought of something, and muttered in disbelief: "No, wait, is it not the last time today? We are all struggling. In order to show a dusty appearance without any modern equipment, the behavior of running all over Edo with his own legs...is...is it meaningless?!"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words, Yueyong and the others' faces gradually darkened completely.

"Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng took the lead and rushed towards Yinshi.

At the same time, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

As for Takasugi... Only his die-hard fans, the Ghost Soldiers, are involved. It's not a big problem. There may be die-hard fans who turn to fans.

…

Just as everyone was beating Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, the voices of Song Yang and a man suddenly came from a distance.

Man: "It hurts... it hurts! It really hurts, please, just kill me directly, I really... can't bear it anymore."

Songyang: "This blood flow is too much... Just hold on, if there is someone at this time... Wait a moment, I'll find someone..."

After hearing the voices of the two, everyone stopped.

"The most...the...final big event!" A Miao covered her mouth with one hand, her pupils trembling, and her face was incredible.

"It turned out to be a hidden big event?" Yin Shi struggled to get up, "Che, I really convinced the orangutan. I didn't expect to insert the final event at this time."

"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng also swayed and got up. "But isn't it unexpected? Hey, everyone, the real final event must be..."

…

There was no light. Outside the dark alley, Jiang Cheng and others, holding flashlights, all looked gloomily and expressionlessly at a ninja in the alley who was leaning against the wall, his face was pale, and the blood was still dripping behind him. .

On the side, Songyang, who was holding hemorrhoid medicine, was full of smiles when he saw Jiang Cheng and others.

"That's great, I just thought that it would be nice to have someone with a flashlight. Without the light, it's really hard to help this little brother with medicine. Now that this is the case, this little brother will Can be saved."

"Thank you...Thank you, everyone." Quan Zang turned his head a little bit, and said with a smile on his lips, "It's almost... Almost, my chrysanthemum will finally return."

"No, it's not chrysanthemum." Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes with a smile on his face, raised his feet and walked towards Quan Zang.

At the same time, Yinshi also followed slowly and came to Quanzo.

"It's your life!!" ×2

Due to the two kicked feet at the same time, in the screams, Quanzo finally turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the night sky that quietly rose.

"Yoshi, this is his final return." Yin Shi clapped his hands and turned around first.

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: "Well, yes, in short, this is also the final one."

"Don't use this kind of reason to pass the buck!" Xin Ba Hao in the crowd tried to complain, but then he discovered something, and watched Takasugi, who was standing by the tombstone, and then complained: "By the way, Mr. Takasugi, what are you doing? What?! I'm not sure I'm going to die! Why did she show such a soft expression at the end! By the way, shouldn't you be unfamiliar?! And you've been an enemy before!"

Takasugi didn't answer, then got up from the tombstone that had just been erected, turned around and looked at the night sky at a forty-five-degree angle while pinching the pipe.

After gently exhaling a puff of second-hand smoke, he murmured softly.

"...Goodbye, former enemy."

"Don't tell me what to do next!" Shinba Haw complained again, "What happened to that scene just now?! Are you going to use it as the final ending scene? There will definitely be works that use that ending. There will be a picture, and there will be! But our current situation is obviously not the case!"

"Shut up! Virginity glasses!" Youzi retorted indignantly with his blue veins bursting, "As long as there is Lord Jinzhu in the last scene of the final episode! Lord Jinzhu ~ come again and again, just so handsome! Ya~! "

"What are virginity glasses!" Shin Baha roared with his big red eyes wide open.

But at this moment, Kagura's slightly lost voice suddenly came from behind everyone.

"Mummy, little uncle, silver sauce... Dingchun it... Dingchun it..."

Hearing the sound, everyone looked back.

After seeing Kagura with her head lowered, her expression hidden in the shadows, and Dingchun, who was lying on the ground and closed her eyes very quietly behind her, everyone realized something at the same time.

...this may be the final big event! Just like Bob, one of the stray cats, ended up dying in a car accident!

"Ding... Dingchun..." A Miao was the first to squeeze out a few tears, biting her lower lip and muttering, "Then... that child has always been a good child..."

Looking at A Miao who was choking with her hands covering her face, Yueyong placed her hand on A Miao's shoulder, silently comforting A Miao's emotions.

"God... Kagura," Jiang Cheng, who had sorted out his emotions, looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, "It doesn't matter, it has completed its task well."

At this time, Jiang Cheng's mental activity - such a big one, should be enough for the dinner after the end, right?

"Yes." Yin Shi's expression softened a bit, then raised his head to look at the night sky, and sighed softly: "Besides, doesn't it also leave behind a lot of irreplaceable things? It's just you heart."

Silver Time's mental activity at this time - Emma! Finally dead! The biggest expense in the family can finally be saved to sell a few more cups of parfait!

"That's right, Kagura." Shinpachi choked with tears in his eyes, "This memory will last forever..."

Xin Ba Ha's mental activity - although I don't know why it is Dingchun, it's good to finish it smoothly, that's good!

As for Takasugi, he erected a tombstone once again, turned around and smoked a cigarette, his eyes were complicated, and he looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.

...seems like that.

(Book WA…)

"What are you talking about, Aru?" Kagura asked with a puzzled face, then took out a red certificate and a golden medal from behind, grinning and grinning: "Everyone, Dingchun is singing and dancing. Aru won the first place in the first pet fighting contest in Kicho! The vinegar kelp as the prize has already been eaten by me, Aru! Dingchun is very powerful, isn't it?"

"Ow!" Dingchun was instantly revived with blood, got up and howled excitedly at the crowd.

call…

Many people took a deep breath at this moment.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" ×n

…

When he returned, Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed as he walked: "Really, what is the final return, what is the big event, and nothing is right."

"It's not the final answer at all." Yin Shi also sighed.

"No, I can't be so sure. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com" Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped.

"Huh?" Yin Shi asked suspiciously.

"Humhahahaha..." Jiang Cheng suddenly burst out laughing, and picked up a pink embroidered handkerchief from the ground, and looked at the three girls who were still talking and laughing not far away, "Silver Time! Do you understand?!"

"Bastard! Is this the final answer?!" Yin Shi suddenly thumped his chest, "Damn! You were the one who took the lead!"

"Silver time! Gao Zai! It seems that this is a new event related to me!" Said, Jiang Cheng rushed towards the young ladies who were about to come to the corner in the distance, "I'm going to greet them. Mine is finally back! Ladies and gentlemen~Wait a minute~"

Stopping and turning around, Xixiang looked at the handkerchief in Jiang Cheng's hand, with a shy expression on his face, and at the same time began to twist.

"Ah~ my hand..."

Before he could finish speaking, Xixiang was slammed into the night sky by Jiang Chengyi's uppercut with a sinking face, and turned into a bright **** star!