May Be the Fake Gintama

Final chapter: Learn to take things for granted with a normal mind, just like the lack of the moon is the norm.

"Really, what kind of rude behavior to others at such a time, you really almost pulled your hair down, you are really a crazy woman..."

Jiang Cheng walked while rubbing his head, muttering incessantly.

After feeling the icy cold gaze coming from the side, Jiang Cheng stopped the muttering in his mouth, raised his brows unhappily, glanced at Yueyong sideways, and pouted the corner of his mouth to make a cut.

Yueyong also snorted coldly, and said lightly, "That man (Old)..."

Jiang Cheng smiled lightly, waved his hand at the traveling girl beside the road with a smile, and asked softly at the same time.

"What's up?"

"Can something like sin in the heart really disappear because of that kind of reckoning?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbly, shook his head helplessly, then looked ahead, and said slowly at the same time: "Ah, that might be the case for that sea leader, and this is the best result for him. Speaking of you... It should be clear how stupid things are, right? That kind of facial paralysis is not suitable for keeping that kind of thing."

"Then..." Yueyong looked over, "How about you?"

Jiang Cheng waved his hands with the ladies and sisters on the side of the road, and replied unhurriedly: "The situation is slightly different. No matter what sin, I will bear it until the last moment. This is my...power."

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and smiled at him, Yueyong was inexplicably lost.

However, Jiang Chengcheng didn't seem to notice, and continued on his own: "I have spent some time trying to find out what real power is like, and even asked myself whether this power (body) is true. What is the meaning of true power?

...eventually, I came to certain conclusions.

- Physical strength is not really strong. If he can't bear the consequences of his actions, there is no real power, even if he can defeat a thousand with one.

We were like that during the war, when we were immature, we did all kinds of stupid things with our false fortitude. The result is that many people cannot bear the consequences and sins caused by their actions after the war is over, and they are like walking dead and can't even find the meaning of living.

Compared to them, I was lucky, and it didn't take a few years or even ten years to understand the simplest truth in the world. That's why, I walked in front of them a long time ago..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng smiled again and continued softly: "Is it too complicated? Well, to put it simply, my sins do not need to be settled by anyone, I am enough.

Moreover, it is not as heavy as you think. After all, at that time, a group of idiots ran into the universe and took away a large part of the things (sins) that I was going to take according to the bill, right? One of the idiots?

Anyway, don't worry about it. There is no need to think about how to make this person (me) live a little easier. For me, being able to live with these things (sins) in the hoped-for future in the name of atonement is already something. Too extravagant to be happy. "

After saying such meaningful words, Jiang Cheng left Yueyong, who stopped, and walked straight forward, leaving Yueyong behind him little by little.

…Why is it so easy for everyone to see through this person every time? The "save this person" that I had hoped for was obviously not like this...

Thinking, Yueyong gradually clenched her fists.

"But..." Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped, as if thinking of something, he turned his head and bent his eyes again and smiled softly.

"...Humans themselves are forgettable creatures, even the sins committed.

me either.

Unlike ordinary people, for me, forgetting those things (sins) is the more painful and difficult thing to forgive myself.

So, just like you're used to calling me to get up, can you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on? After all, are you used to it? Of course, I'm probably used to it, and if someone else came here, I wouldn't..."

After realizing it, Yueyong, whose face and ears were gradually turning red, panicked and interrupted Jiang Cheng incoherently: "You...ru...ru...you said who is used to it! I, I, I, I, I am not used to that. Such a thing! It's just that I can't stand your laziness as a debtor!"

"Ah, that's fine."

Looking at Jiang Cheng who waved his hands indifferently and started again, Yueyong was stunned for a while, and then a nameless fire flashed in his heart.

"Better die sooner! You scumbag!"

With the whizzing sound of Kuwu breaking through the air and the sound of puffing Kuwu piercing into the human body, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a plop.

Yue Yong, who walked forward slowly, held the cigarette pipe, stood beside Jiang Cheng with one hand around her chest, and pretended to speak calmly without her still flushed face.

"But...since you've already requested so much, no...no way, this...this kind of reminder can still satisfy you for the time being..."

Jiang Cheng, who had the kunai on the back of his head, was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at Yueyong.

"No, this method has no use for memory. It would be counterproductive, right? It's always going to be broken sooner or later, right?"

"Do I need to pierce anything other than the head?"

"No, no need." Jiang Cheng got up, squinted Doudou's eyes and raised his hand and replied, "Please forget my request just now, just treat it as if I didn't say it, and if it doesn't work, treat it as if I personally withdraw the request. Alright, anyway, bye!"

Whizzing!

puff!

"Is it alright here?"

Yueyong pointed at Jiang Cheng's **** and asked.

"You can be as big as you are!" Jiang Cheng, who pulled out Kuwu's buttocks, roared angrily, "I said I don't need you anymore!"

Whizzing!

puff!

"Where's that?"

"It doesn't matter where it is! They said they don't need it! Are you going to fight?! You crazy woman!"

…

The narrow and remote residential areas of Yoshihara are populated by "retired" old women who have long stopped accepting customers, and usually only teach young travel girls some experience.

But there are not many left. A long time ago, before Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara, there were not many mother-in-laws left here.

Under the rule of Feng Xian, they no longer receive customers, have no source of income, and are extremely poor and haggard. Even if they are occasionally rescued by some juniors, it is difficult for them to survive alone for a long time.

It was not until Jiang Cheng came to Yoshihara that their lives improved a little, and they could receive at least some relief money every month, which was more than enough to guarantee a person's life.

Hmm... On the way to patrol, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong chased a suspicious figure and turned east and west into a dead end.

Looking at the empty cul-de-sac and looking around again, Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and pinched his chin in doubt.

"It's strange, that figure is clearly coming this way..."

Yueyong took out the kunai and alerted the surroundings.

"Don't let your guard down, maybe it's hiding here, that skill... definitely not from Yoshihara!"

"Ah, indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he suddenly noticed something and sniffed his nose, "Hey, Yueyue, did you smell a strange smell? Sweet...very strange. It smells like anything I've ever smelled before..."

"Huh?" Yueyong also sniffed, "Indeed, there is a familiar smell, this..."

For a moment, the two of them reacted at the same time and covered their noses at the same time.

The two with their heads bowed looked at the pink heart-shaped incense at their feet, and their faces sank at the same time.

The slowly rising yellow-pink smoke evoked some unforgettable memories of the two of them.

"Water... water! Hurry up and find water!"

"Don't panic! In short, close your eyes and pinch your nose! Turn around! Leave the water to me!"

Yueyong did as she did, pinching her nose and closing her eyes, turning her back: "Quick... hurry up and put it out!"

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng roared, "The more anxious this is, the more water there is! Shut up and keep quiet! Let me brew a…"

Listening to the sound of the belt behind him, Yueyong's face sank again, and then she turned around and kicked Jiang Cheng with all her strength.

"Where are you going to use the water to put out the fire?!"

"There's no way!" Jiang Cheng, who was kicked aside, argued with his blue veins bursting, "Is there any other way to put out fire besides this method at this time?! Didn't you say that all such things were destroyed?! This is your dereliction of duty!"

"Shut up! It's possible to miss one or two of so many love dye incense!"

Just after saying that, the two of them reacted at the same time, twitching the corners of their eyes and looking at each other's faces with cold sweat.

"Ah... bad..." ×2

…

night.

In the tea house beside the main street of Yoshiwara, the sun wheel leaning on crutches walked slowly towards Jiang Hua, who was leaning on the door and smoking a cigarette.

"It's really surprising. I thought Mrs. Jiang Hua was about to give up."

Sun Wheel laughed.

After gently exhaling a cigarette, Jiang Hua said softly, "What did I do? I just accidentally lost the incense I bought."

"Hehehe..." Sun Lun covered his face and smiled, then raised his head to look at the night sky, "Those two people thought that everyone knew nothing, but in fact, everyone just tacitly said nothing and acted as if they didn't know anything. After all …”

The sun wheel looked up at the ceiling, and slowly spit out the second half of the sentence.

"The traditional Japanese house structure, the sound insulation effect is not so good..."

Jiang Hua: …

"But then again, the love dyed incense that Ms. Jiang Hua left behind is..."

"I heard that kind of thing from Jiang Chengjiang's mouth once before." Jiang Hua explained slowly, "It imitated the shape of that, and it has a sweet smell and has no special effect..."

"Uh... It's a very clever move, but... I always feel that it doesn't work, and the two of them will still..."

Thinking of what Jiang Cheng said when he was standing on the roof during the day, "Could you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on?" Jiang Hua turned his head and smiled lightly.

"Maybe I'm doing this too much. Maybe."

"Um?"

"No, nothing."

Jiang Hua shook his head again, raised his head and looked at the bright, regrettable, crescent moon.

(end.)

——Small theater dividing line——

"Team Z for the third year, Jiang Cheng Sansan! 》

"In short, this is the final return, and our studio is also the final return. If you have any questions, please hurry up."

The Mandarin teacher standing on the podium spoke while sorting out the lesson plan.

"Hey?!"

In an instant, the students below boiled.

"This is the last time?!"

"It's too sloppy and too sudden!"

"Don't be kidding! I didn't even appear in the final chapter! The old lady clearly put on makeup and condescended to admire those scumbag blind dates!"

The flat single ponytail girl patted the table and stood up, and the table that was patted in half swore the ponytail girl's inner displeasure and anger.

"Okay, the next one." Jiang Cheng said with squinting eyes.

"Aren't you perfunctory?!" A Miao frowned.

"No, I just said you could ask questions, but I didn't say I would answer you. Okay, next one."

"Jiang Chengsansan, I..."

A certain naturally curly silver-haired man in a white lab coat with a cigarette in his mouth stood up.

"Huh? Is it a new transfer student?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"No, I'm the teacher, the former Mandarin teacher of this class - Teacher Yinpachi."

"That Ginpachi-sensei who had an exploding **** during a diabetes attack said that he was hospitalized for half a year but stayed for several more months?"

"That's right."

"That's it, I see, please sit down."

"No, wait a minute, I want to ask, when can I start work?"

"Ask this kind of question to someone with an OO on the forehead... Idiot principal, okay, next one."

"No, my..."

Before Ginhachi-sensei, who had just been discharged from the hospital, finished speaking, Kondo raised his hand and stood up.

"Teacher! I want to ask about the timeline! Because it's too messy, many people don't understand it! How many timelines do we have? What time is the last routine?"

"Um... next one."

A certain orange-haired girl with a ball-shaped head wearing thick bottle-bottomed glasses stood up.

"Wait a minute! This kind of question needs to be explained! But it is a very important issue that concerns me!"

After saying that, the girl puffed out her flat chest in extreme indignation.

"Go back and read the main article again, and by the way, read the final summary of the main article once and then you will understand. If you don't understand it once, read it a few more times. Above. Next."

"Teacher," Zongwu raised his hand and stood up, "I want to ask, what is the final outcome of my sister? Did you really have a blind date with that V-shaped man?"

"Ah, this, because of the limited space at the time, I didn't continue to write it down. If you care, I can show it to you."

…………

Continuing from the end of the three-leaf blind date -

Sanye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shi Shi who was standing beside him, and finally laughed heartily.

After a long time, I opened my mouth and asked...

"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"

And Fourteen, clenched his fists and remained silent for a long time before replying in a low voice.

"...Ah, yes."

However, just after the fourteenth chapter was finished, he suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, his eyes darkened, and then he completely lost consciousness.

"Miss Mitsuba, I'm really sorry for letting such a guy ruin the atmosphere of the blind date."

Jiang Cheng said apologetically, but the movement of tying the mouth of the sack in his hand was very skillful and neat.

"Don't worry, Miss Sanye, Master House will help you arrange a very high-quality blind date."

Yin Shi, who carried the sack on his back, said with a serious expression.

"Uh…"

"In short, let Songyang chat with you today to make a living. By the way, Songyang is also single."

Jiang Cheng pulled Songyang to the table.

"Hey? Teacher Songyang..." Sanye looked at Songyang in surprise while covering her mouth, but then she showed a little bit of shyness, "Mr. Songyang, it's not impossible..."

…

When Fourteen, who was in a desolate place in the suburbs and buried below his head, woke up, it was already late at night.

Looking at the very familiar sack on the ground in front of him by the moonlight, Fourteen... fell silent.

However, the gentle footsteps from far and near under the bright moonlight calmed the fourteen who wanted to go mad.

Fourteen, who looked up, suddenly widened his eyes after seeing the owner of the footsteps, his pupils trembling...

————

"...Well, that's it, the owner of the last footsteps--a bear who has been hungry for many days and has not had a full meal, ate a full meal."

Jiang Cheng on the podium completed the ending of the story.

"Ah, that's great." Zongwu patted his chest with a look of joy.

"That's not right!" Fourteen stood up in an instant to express his dissatisfaction, "It's very strange for a bear to appear in that situation! No matter how you look at it, it is Miss Sanye who appears!"

"Huh? Strange? Is it strange for bears to appear in the wild?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then waved his hand, "Anyway, Mr. Xiong appeared. Okay, next one."

"Wait…"

A certain long-haired youth interrupted Fourteen's words and stood up: "Teacher, I..."

"You're the teacher, right? Songyang? Also, the next one."

"I haven't answered my mother's question yet!"

"Miss A Miao, calm down! The teacher didn't answer my question either!"

"My problem is more important, Aru!"

"No, my question is more important! Is the owner of the footsteps Mr. Xiong or Miss Sanye? Hey! Hey!"

Below are the hyped students, Jiang Cheng's little finger poked out his ears, as if he hadn't heard.

"Okay, this semester is over, everyone's grades have greatly improved compared to my previous grades, we'll see you next semester. Before today's students on duty leave, do the last duty of this semester, and put the Hand over the keys to my office, it's over."

"Wait!!" ×n

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng stopped, showing a bit of impatience.

"Happy marriage!" ×n

"What, do you already know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the students in the classroom, paused for a few seconds, then scratched his hair irritably, "Really, Kagura, don't do anything else. speak out."

"No! Little uncle! I didn't tell you!" The girl with thick glasses stood up, "It's so obvious that you and Ms. Yueyong from the health room are so obvious that everyone can see it!"

"Call me teacher at school. Anyway..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng once again examined the group of students who had been with each other for less than a year. Although he was handsome, he was always full of impatience and lacked energy, showing a rare smile.

"…Thank you."

After leaving such a sentence, Jiang Cheng started and walked towards the door of the classroom again.

"Also, Teacher Jiang Cheng..."

Shin Baha stood up.

Immediately afterwards, one student after another stood up until everyone stood up.

"...We graduated." ×n

Jiang Cheng, who happened to be in front of the classroom door, suddenly stopped again, turned around, and quietly looked at the students in the classroom who had been with each other for less than a year.

"Photographs are left at the end of the wedding."

Let's just say, Jiang Cheng tore off his windbreaker and tidied up his clean tie, revealing the unusually neat white suit inside.

Looking at some of the students who had no idea what to do, Kagura suddenly thought of something and explained: "Oh! I almost forgot! At my uncle's... request, that white... Principal Hatta said that he would provide the campus as a wedding venue for free. Use it for my uncle."

"Hey? Wait...hey?!!" ×n

"What time?" Shinbaha asked.

"It seems to be the day of the graduation ceremony." Kagura replied.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if you can't make it to other people's weddings, but don't miss your own graduation ceremony. Let's go."

After leaving such a sentence, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the classroom door without looking back.

A Miao said tentatively: "That...isn't the graduation ceremony today? Xinjiang?"

"By the way, Ginpachi-sensei, please accept your wedding gifts for now."

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had turned back, with his eyes bent and a kind expression on his face, the students who had not had time to get excited became expressionless at the same time.

"Because you've already graduated, you're a social person. When a social person attends a wedding, the gift money is a matter of course, right?" Jiang Cheng said naturally, "Of course, there is also Teacher Yinpachi, although we have never worked together because of **** explosions, but Even so, I still took the time to come to the wedding venue to attend my wedding as soon as I was discharged from the hospital, I was really... touched!"

After a long silence, Teacher Yinpachi, who rolled the eyes of the dead fish, raised his hand.

"That... Please tell that idiot principal with OO hanging on his forehead: I'm going to resign. I have work..."

(over.)

There is also the last chapter about Jiang Cheng and Yueyong's life after marriage, purely as my little Jiujiu.

After all, it is not clearly written in the main article that the two are getting married.

Not to mention those who asked to write two people cough cough cough and so on.

I might write it privately, but I definitely won't post it here.

Anyway, let's join the group first.

Speaking of which, it may have been due to bad luck recently (the corruption incident and the handcuff incident), so the time has come to run, and I really made a small windfall...

Recently, I have been working hard for the small money that suddenly flew in, and I can't get out of it.

Hmm... see you tonight.

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