May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 House of Everything.

　　 "Ahem..." Gintoki made a fake cough while sitting on the sofa, but Kagura, who was eating snacks, did not respond at all.

　　 "Ahem!" Yin Shi increased his voice.

　　 But Kagura still has no response.

　　 "Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughing.

"It's so noisy Aru! You silver-haired natural curly!" Kagura stood up and rolled the silver, "I have an uncomfortable throat, give me medicine! Why do you keep saying [cough, cough, cough, in front of the girl! 】’S voice! It affects my watching TV series!!"

　　 "That's it, you need to take some lozenges if you have an uncomfortable throat..." Yin Shit got up and wiped his nosebleeds, and sat on the sofa again...

　　 "Hey, what on earth do you want to do? Aru is really super disgusting twisting." Kagura looked at Yin Shi with constipation contemptuously.

"Kagura-chan," Xin Bahao looked at the dead fish-eye natural roll in front of him, although he was reluctant, but when he finally chose to help the silver, he put down the vacuum cleaner in his hand and walked over and sat down, "Actually today is a special day. Kagura-chan don’t know yet, right?"

　　 "Aru, you know," Kagura continued, "Christmas."

　　 "Yes, it's Christmas, does Kagura-chan have any gifts you want?" Xinbaji asked with a smile.

　　 Gintoki also pricked his ears, as if waiting for Kagura's answer.

　　 Kagura sat on the sofa, holding his hands in meditation. After a long time, Kagura raised his head and said seriously, "No."

　　 "Huh?! Shouldn't a little girl of this age have so many wishes to realize?! Shouldn't there be so many things that I want?!" Xin Ba Ji exaggerated.

"Because I bought all the things I wanted, Oji-chan (uncle), Aru." Kagura pointed to the pile of gifts piled up next to the House of All Things, and even occupies one-third of the whole space of the House of All Things. Most of these gifts are not even opened.

"Soudanai...Oji-chan has given so many gifts, so I don’t need gifts..." Yin Shit pulled his mouth, then looked up to the ceiling and said with an indifferent attitude, "I wanted to say that yesterday. I made a fortune by hitting small steel balls, thinking that if I have something I want, I can give it away..."

　　 Speaking of this, Gintoki's Yu Guang glanced at Kagura secretly, and saw Kagura resumed its original posture, eating snacks while staring at the TV...

　　 "Yin Sang, let's forget it..." Xin Ba Ji couldn't bear it, and persuaded Yin Shi to the side.

　　 "What the **** is this!!" Gintoki couldn't help standing up and shouting, then he stood up and walked out angrily.

　　 "Xin Ba Ji, what's wrong with Yin Jiang Aru?" Kagura was frightened by the sound of closing the door, and turned his head to ask Xiang Xin Ba Ji.

"Actually it is…"

　　...

"Hey! You kid, can you not destroy a girl’s dream?! Do you know how much damage you have done to the girl’s life?! Now life has become muddled, what should I do in the future!!!" Yin Shi rushed into Jiang Cheng's house, grabbed Jiang Cheng by the collar and shouted.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand at all! Hey!" Jiang Cheng pushed away Yinshi disgustedly, and then pointed to the computer in front of him. Almost hung up!"

　　 "You guy..." Gin Shizuo was so angry that his teeth were itchy, but he couldn't open his mouth to tell the truth.

　　 Fortunately, at this time, Yue Yong was attracted by the noise in Jiang Cheng's room and opened the door and walked in.

"You're here just right!" Yin Shi rushed towards Yue Yong as if he had caught a life-saving straw. "You guys should take care of this idiot! Is he spending money all day? Consumption? Did it cause great trouble to Yoshihara's economic situation? If this continues, Yoshihara will be disbanded due to the economic situation before the shogunate and Chun Yu can do anything!"

"You..." Yueyong was a little moved somehow, "I didn't think you were worried about this. Thank you for your kindness, but Yoshihara's GDP has been on the rise. I never thought that this idiot still has some business acumen. After he came to Yoshihara, Yoshihara’s GDP has doubled several times, and he is currently planning to expand. Today I was originally here to discuss the expansion with this idiot..."

　　 Silver hour: "..."

　　 "Speaking of which, why are you here at this time? Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng put down the handle in his hand and walked over to ask.

　　 "It's just inexplicably a little hot..."

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a while, then raised his face and said seriously, "This is not good, although the weather is cold and dry and the air is really easy to get angry, but you can't stop taking medicine because you hate to take medicine. , Proper cold prevention is very important. A cold will not only make a person uncomfortable but also make you feel bad. The most important thing is that a cold can be contagious~ I remember these things reminded by the teacher in class. …"

　　 Yinshi lowered his head and turned his face black, ignoring Jiang Cheng’s endless chatter, and then slowly raised his hand...

　　 Boom!

　　 Jiang Cheng was beaten and flew... directly out of the window...

　　 "Jiang Cheng sama!" a Baihua member shouted, and caught Jiang Cheng.

　　 "What do you guys want to do!" A group of Baihua members rushed into Jiang Cheng's house, and they took out Kuwuwu's expressions and looked at Yin Shi.

　　 "Calm down," Yueyong reminded, "This guy is also one of the heroes who saved Yoshihara."

　　 But this group of Baihua members completely ignored Yue Yong's words.

　　 "Jiang Sung sama looked so handsome when he passed out~" said the Baihua member who had just caught Jiang Sung.

　　 "Take it down!"

　　 "It's too cunning~ I want to hug Jiang Cheng Sama~"

　　 "Guess the box to determine the order!"

　　 Looking at the Baihua members who were about to lose their minds, Yin Shi left silently.

　　 And at this time Jiang Chengcai woke up leisurely, looking at Yin Shi's somewhat lost back, he couldn't help muttering, "What happened to that fool? Is it his menstrual period?"

　　 "Sama Jiang Cheng~"

　　 Jiang Cheng found out about the Baihua members who surrounded him, and then gave a nice smile, "Thank you, everyone, I'm fine."

　　 "Let me guard this smile!"

　　 "No, leave it to me!"

　　 "I can come here!"

　　...

　　 Looking at the members of Baihua who were about to quarrel again, Yue Yong finally couldn't bear it and threw out a few kunai.

　　 "Give me a little quiet! Don't you do the work?!!!"

　　...

"It's really super hot..." Yinshi muttered uncomfortably, "Why am I so hot? Don't I just need to give gifts? It obviously saved me a lot of expenses, why am I still so hot? You should obviously thank that bastard, hey? Is that really the case? Should I really thank that bastard? Then why do I still feel so angry?"

　　 Just like this, when Silver walked while muttering, it looked like an idiot to passers-by. After a while, it was so angry that it jumped for a while and then it kept switching modes like looking away.

　　 Finally, Gintoki stopped at a roadside izakaya. "It's better to treat yourself today," Gintoki said in a low voice, then opened the curtain of the izakaya and walked in.

"welcome!"

　　 "Hot two pots of shochu, and order some oden to go with the wine, uncle." Yin Shisi sat down and shouted to the busy boss.

　　 "It's ready soon!"

　　...

　　 House of Everything.

　　 "So, Yinjiang wants to give me a Christmas present Aru?" Kagura-chan said somewhat surprised.

　　 "Yes, that's it." Xin Baji replied.

　　 "It's okay to say it so straight, Aru? Why are you so twitchy?" Kagura curled his lips and said.

　　 "This..." Xin Baji smiled bitterly, "That guy has such a character, he can't express it."

　　 "Let me think about it..." Kagura began to think about it eagerly, "But there really doesn't seem to be anything I want Aru."

"Think about it carefully? Maybe there is something that you missed? What you wanted very much, something that UU reading www.uukanshu.com hasn't gotten until now, something that you have forgotten in the depths of your heart..." New Eight Haw reminded Kagura to cheer on.

"If you say that..." Kagura looked at the table full of high-end snacks, and then his inspiration flashed, "Robust buns Aru! Now I want to eat meat buns! If you are used to the delicacies of mountains and seas, you will unconsciously want some Poor sour food~"

"This sentence makes me a little hot..." Xinba Haw's mouth couldn't help but twitched, and then he suppressed the anger in his heart, and forced a reluctant smile, "What I want is meat buns, right? At least it can satisfy the silver-haired natural curls."

With that said, Xin Ba Hao stood up and walked to the door, "Before Yinsang comes back, eat less snacks, I will let him buy meat buns! Anyway, after seeing the meat buns, thank you very much. !"

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "No need to learn Kakarot!"

　　...

　　 "Yin Shi?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Ji in front of him and said, "I came here once, but then left. I don't know where I went. But I feel something is wrong with Yin Shi today."

　　 "Ah...Various reasons." Xin Baji replied with a wry smile, but after thinking about it, he said to Jiang Cheng seriously, "Well, can you please ask Jiang Chengsang for one thing..."

"what's up?"

"Can you just buy her whatever you want without Kagura-chan. This method of spoiling children is very bad, and it will easily have some bad effects on Kagura-chan's future life. And..." Shinpachi Had a pause, and then said, "That silver-haired natural curler wants to give Kagura-chan a Christmas gift, but Kagura-chan doesn't seem to need anything...so he is a bit distressed..."