Maybe a Fake Gintama

Burning Yang Star.

"Ah," Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at the scene in front of him, and then continued with some self-deprecation, "Sure enough, I am just a kid, and I ended up in a place like this without knowing it."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng unconsciously walked towards a certain street.

…

The war against the barbarians had just ended.

Now Jiang Cheng is full of confusion. He has lost the person he wants to protect, or in other words, has lost his goal. There seems to be nothing ahead of him.

All that is left of him is a zombie.

Jiang Cheng walked aimlessly, unable to see the direction or the future.

Jiang Cheng remembered what Song Yang once said, "Actually, I am too, I am still confused, but it's not a bad idea?" Sometimes you are troubled and sometimes confused, as long as you become the warrior you long for. 】

"Teacher, it's so simple, but how can I go on in this kind of life where I don't even know the direction..." Jiang Cheng murmured, looking ahead.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng recalled a woman with a smile exactly like Song Yang's, that was the person he first met.

"I'm really an idiot. I think of Sister Jianghua at this time," Jiang Cheng laughed at himself, "But with my appearance now, even Sister Jianghua will be very disappointed when she sees it... My failure. Life... a life without protecting your teacher, and a life without protecting your companions..."

At this moment, Jiang Cheng saw a spaceship. To be precise, it should be a space passenger ship. After thinking for a long time, Jiang Cheng finally chose to board the spaceship.

[Just take a look from a distance. Just let me take a look at Sister Jianghua from a distance! 】Jiang Cheng thought so in his heart.

Then, following the spaceship Jiang Cheng, he came to the universe. The name of Master Xinghaibo was easy to find out. After all, Master Xinghaibo was quite famous in the universe at this time.

Jiang Cheng didn't waste much effort to find out the home of the owner of Xinghaifang, and then changed to several boats and finally arrived at Laoyang, the nominal home of Sister Jianghua.

…

After easily dealing with the two gangsters, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the sky. The sky in Laoyang seemed to be always overcast, as if he was always ready to cry, and it seemed that the rain was going to fall in the next second. Of course, it rains really frequently.

The whole street is full of gangsters. It has only been half an hour since Jiang Cheng came here, and there are already several waves of gangsters targeting him. Moreover, these gangsters never know what it means to retreat from difficulties. They will rush forward after being beaten back once. At a certain moment, Jiang Cheng had murderous intentions in his heart.

This is no wonder Jiang Cheng. After all, the war against the barbarians has just ended. The hostility in Jiang Cheng has not completely faded away, and the blood on his hands has not been completely washed away.

"That smelly uncle really picked a good place. He doesn't know how to be romantic at all." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and complained, then squatted down and searched the two fainted gangsters.

"It's such a poor planet. We only have so much money..." Jiang Cheng sighed and put the few coins he found into his arms. It's not that Jiang Cheng has no money, it's just that this is his fine tradition. After all, when he was a child When I was wandering with Songyang, I was so poor that I couldn't help it, I couldn't help it...

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to get up and leave, a child stopped him.

"Hey, you guy," Shenwei shouted, standing behind Jiang Cheng holding an umbrella, "What on earth are you doing?"

"Hey, hey, whose little rabbit is running out? But there are no carrots here in Ogisang." Jiang Cheng slowly stood up and looked at the person, narrowing his eyes and smiling.

In fact, Jiang Cheng recognized Shenwei's identity at a glance. If I had to say it, the stupid hair on his head was too conspicuous, almost exactly the same as Jiang Hua.

"Hey, don't talk to me in that frivolous tone!" Shenwei said and rushed over.

At this time, Kamui had just met Futu, and was affected by Futu's words. He felt a little unhappy. Jiang Cheng in front of him became Kamui's punching bag.

Jiang Cheng blocked Shenwei's horizontal kick with one hand. Seeing that the blow missed, Shenwei was already prepared and hit Jiang Cheng's face with his clenched fist.

However, Jiang Cheng did not give Shenwei this chance, "Don't just look at my hands, pay a little attention to my legs~"

With that said, Jiang Cheng raised his right leg and struck with a knee!

When Kamui saw this, he quickly used his hands to block it, but he was still hit and his whole body was suspended in the air...

At this time Jiang Cheng turned slightly and straightened his right leg...

Oops! Kamui thought.

A hit...

Jiang Cheng looked at Shenwei holding his leg with a dark look on his face, "Hey, hey, what's going on? The normal routine at this time is not to stand up after being kicked away by me, wipe the blood from the corner of his mouth and say the previous sentence [I You won’t admit defeat]? What kind of trouble are you trying to make? Can’t you just play your cards according to the routine? As a result, I can’t even say the lines I just prepared!”

"Do you think you are reading some hot-blooded comics?!" Shenwei complained, and at the same time, he bit Jiang Cheng's leg.

"ah--!!"

…

"You're not just a rabbit! You're a puppy! It hurts, kid!" Jiang Cheng shouted to Shenwei on the side, and rubbed the place where he was bitten by Shenwei, "I don't know if I need a rabies vaccine." …”

"You are the puppy!" Shenwei retorted with a bared teeth.

At this time, the two of them were sitting side by side on the steps of a square. The rain was falling gently, and Jiang Cheng slightly stretched his umbrella towards Shenwei.

"Taking action against strangers, it seems that your family education is really a mess~" Jiang Cheng said casually. I really don't know how that smelly uncle educates his children. Jiang Cheng silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart. .

"Are you also a night rabbit?" Shenwei didn't mind, but looked at the umbrella in Jiang Cheng's hand and asked, "And you are not from here, are you? I have never seen you here."

"Children are really curious, that's why I don't like them." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Are you... with those people?"

"Although I don't know who you are talking about, I am who I am."

"That's it..."

"Children should behave like children. Those who are bitter and resentful all day long will become bald when they grow up." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Who would become bald!" Shenwei retorted, "But why did you come to a place like this? Come to such a poor and chaotic place..."

After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng replied, "I don't know, maybe I just want to act coquettishly..."

"You are just a child! You are still thinking about acting like a spoiled brat even though you are such a grown-up person!" Shenwei said angrily.

"You're right. Such a big man actually wants to act like a spoiled brat. I didn't expect that one day I would be educated by a kid~" Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"You... are very strong." After a long time, Shenwei raised his head and said slowly.

"Strong?" Jiang Cheng continued, "I don't know. If he was really strong, maybe I wouldn't be here."

Just as Shenwei was about to say something, Jiang Cheng had already stood up, "At this time, it's better to find a shop to relax. Do you want to come with us? Kid."

…

Shenwei looked at the shop Jiang Cheng was looking for, his whole face turned dark, "What do you want to do with a kid like me coming to a place like this?!" Shenwei raised his head and shouted.

"Huh? If you want to relax, of course you should come to a place like this. It has kawaii girls and a place where you can have a drink or two." After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his legs and walked in, "I don't know what kind of little girl in the universe. What's the difference between sister and the earth..."

"Hey, there is Chinese wine in a place like this! It's so amazing!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, and at the same time looked at the smiling young lady serving him wine. To be precise, it was the cosmic young lady, pink. With fair skin, the whole face looks very handsome, but the key is that a certain part looks really majestic.

"Little sister~ I wonder if you are free to spend the night with me tonight?" Jiang Cheng asked expectantly.

"Hey, what are you doing now? What are you talking about in front of children?! You are the one who least understands family education!" Shenwei complained crazily from the side.

"Ah, leave him alone," Jiang Cheng said with a smile to the young lady on the side, "If you have strawberry milk, just give him two cups."

"Speaking of which, do you really have money? Come to a place like this..."

Shenwei approached Jiang Cheng and seemed a little cautious. After all, this was the first time he had been brought to such a place.

"Who are you looking down on, kid?" Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully and took out a thick stack of banknotes from his arms.

"You are so rich and you still robbed those gangsters! You are really a bad person!"

"Hey, don't think too much, kid! Did you confuse the two parties who robbed and were robbed? I am the one who was robbed, okay!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Even if you say so..."

"My education is a disguised form of education, letting them know that when they want to get something from others, they will also lose something..."

"What kind of fallacy is this!" Shenwei curled his lips and complained.

"It's not nonsense, it's education!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, and then looked at the young lady beside him again with a smile on his face, "I haven't answered you just now~"

"Of course I am willing~ After all, the guest looks very handsome~ I have never had such a good-looking guest~"

"Private Marseille, please find me a young lady," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said to the waiter on the side, "I don't like carnivorous women at all~"

When the young lady stood up angrily and left, Shenwei finally couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "Your personality is really weird..."

After saying that, Kamui stood up and said, "I'm going home." After saying that, he left without looking back.

…

"Mom, I met a super strange person today!" Shenwei said eagerly as soon as he opened the door.

But when Kamui walked in the door, he realized that there was a familiar bald man standing next to the bed...

"Why is it weird?" Jiang Hua asked with a smile while sitting on the bed.

"No, it's nothing."

…

On the other side, when Jiang Cheng came out of the pub drunk, he was dragged back home by a young lady whom he had previously said was a carnivorous girl...

Of course, before dawn the next day, Jiang Chengcheng was thrown out of the house by the young lady. Except for his clothes and the umbrella, everything else was confiscated...

The young lady was still mumbling, "All handsome men are scumbags! Scumbags who have done that kind of thing and don't want to take responsibility!"

Jiang Cheng got up and retorted, "What do you mean by a scumbag! You are just taking advantage of others' danger! And I don't remember what I did! I'm not the kind of man who likes to move around while asleep!"

The young lady blushed and spat, "You haven't done anything, but there are some parts of your body that are provocative..."

"Stop talking! I admit defeat! You take the money! We don't owe each other!" With that said, Jiang Cheng slipped away without looking back.