Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Boss, if you are still wandering out so late at night, be careful of being killed by the barbarian warriors." Sougo reminded, looking at Jiang Cheng who was swaying with his penis, "After all, those people are extremely disgusted with heavenly beings like you. "

"I've been playing games so late without realizing it. I didn't even leave any dinner for me. I was wondering if I could go out and find something to eat." Jiang Cheng scratched his head and explained, then looked at the people behind Sougo. A member of the Shinsengumi who seems to be looking for something.

"Coming out to look for food so late, after all, it's really leisurely." Sougo continued, "The rogues have been a bit active recently. Although the boss seems to be quite strong, you should be careful not to be attacked by strange characters. Get rid of it, after all, beasts do have their naps."

"That's it, thank you for reminding me," Jiang Cheng returned casually, "Then what are you doing now? Are you looking for something? Is it an orangutan in heat that came out of the cage?"

"Don't orangutans go into heat three hundred and sixty-five days a year?"

"That's right. Just feeding bananas doesn't seem to work. Occasionally, you should give the orangutans a change of taste, such as apples. Pay attention to balanced nutrition. Take the orangutans out for walks more often to maintain physical and mental health." Jiang Cheng shook his finger and said earnestly, "Raising orangutans is very troublesome. I can't do this kind of work anyway."

"That makes sense~" Sougo said while writing down something in his notebook.

"Captain Okita, now is not the time to talk about this!" A member of the Shinsengumi complained crazily, "Shouldn't we quickly search for the whereabouts of that Katsura?"

"Don't worry, that guy is injured. He will definitely not be able to run far. Let me search the nearby area carefully." Sougo waved his hand and said, then looked at Jiang Cheng again, "That's it, the boss will also want to Please be safe, otherwise I will be very sad if I die that day, after all, our [Hijikata’s Horror Night] series has only released the second episode.”

"It makes sense. If it really dies in an inexplicable place, it will be very distressing. After all, there are still so many games that I have never played~"

"If you see Katsura Kotaro, remember to send me a message."

"Katsura Kotaro?" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I've never heard of such a name. If it's Wig Kotaro, I know one."

"Okay, see you later." After that, Sougo waved his hand and walked in the other direction.

…

"I never thought there was such a store open in the middle of the night," Jiang Cheng said with emotion as he looked at the [Beidou Xinxuan] with the lights on, then opened the door and walked in.

However, Jiang Chengcheng was stunned after entering. He saw a long-haired man and the store owner Jisong staring at each other.

"Welcome~" Isomatsu noticed the visitor and greeted him quickly.

"Sorry to bother you, I won't tell anyone!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng quickly retreated.

"Hashido Sack! I think you have misunderstood something." Isamatsu quickly explained.

…

"Ah, it feels so good to feel full~" Jiang Cheng sighed after taking the last sip of soup. On Jiang Cheng's left side, there was a tall pile of empty bowls. By rough calculation, there should be dozens of bowls.

"You have a really big appetite~" Isomatsu said with a smile as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Actually, it's just a little more than ordinary people," Jiang Cheng said, taking out his wallet from his arms to pay, "I won't disturb you when you're full. Please send the invitations to Yoshihara during the wedding. I will be on time. Participate. It’s best to prepare Chinese food for the wedding dishes, and Chinese wine for the wine. I’ll prepare the gift money!”

With that said, Jiang Chengcheng stood up and left.

"Did you listen to what someone said just now?" Isomatsu said angrily, "They said it wasn't that kind of relationship!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Are you also afraid of the world's eyes? But I think it's okay! As a single woman, you have the right to pursue your own happiness! So! Don't care about other people's gossip. ,

Be brave enough to pursue happiness! "

"That's right! I didn't expect you to understand Jiang Cheng so well." Gui on the side said moved.

"Scared!" Jiang Cheng looked at Gui on the side with some confusion, "When did you get here, wig? Where did the long-haired man go?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, then closed his eyes and said slowly, "I don't know, maybe that timid man slipped away when I stepped into that door. Look at it this way If you get up, not only Lian Isatsudon, but also that man is a coward without courage. So, keep up the good work, Isatsudon."

"Is it okay if you are the only one from the beginning to the end!" Ikatsu said angrily, "You two must have something wrong with your heads! What rude things are you thinking about! Really!"

"I see, I understand," Jiang Cheng nodded and said, then hit Gui with an uppercut, "That coward without courage is you! Take responsibility for me, you guy!"

"That's enough for you two! Can you listen to what others say?"

“私密马赛，几松小姐，我对这种恋爱啊什么的不是很懂了，但是不用担心！”江成撇了一眼躺在地上吐着白沫的桂，“我会帮你揍到他愿意Announcing your relationship!"

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng squatted down, grabbed Gui's clothes with one hand, and made a fist with the other hand, constantly greeting Gui's face.

"Scum!"

Jiang Cheng spat, glanced at Gui, who had been beaten to the head by himself and fainted, and then looked at Isatsu again, "Miss Isatsu, is this okay? Don't worry, I will keep my hands on the lower body, and it will never affect you." Between you..."

Just when Isomatsu was about to get angry, the police car sounded outside the door and the door was pushed open.

Sougo opened the door and asked, "Have you seen any strange guys here? I heard a noise here and wanted to take a look."

Oops! Isomatsu thought as he looked at Gui Xin who fell to the ground.

"Hey, Sougo-kun, we've just seen each other again after just a few minutes~" Jiang Cheng looked at Sougo and smiled and said, "Did Sougo-kun come here specifically to protect me? I'm really touched. of!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng really covered his face and cried.

"What an adventure~" Sougo said, and then looked at Gui, who was lying on his back next to Jiang Cheng and was beaten by Jiang Cheng until his parents didn't recognize him. "Hey, boss, this is not Yoshiwara, don't be here." It's a good place to kill people. Even if you are an acquaintance, it will be difficult for me to do it. If I arrest you, Yoshihara will definitely fish you out. Don't increase the workload of our police."

It seemed that the fooling was over, Jisong breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, from the first time he met Katsura, Ikatsu knew Katsura's identity: Katsura Kotaro, a patriot against foreigners. After all, there are wanted posters for Gui posted all over the streets.

"At least use something like this." As he said that, Sougo took out a rocket launcher and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "Save time and effort."

"Is it necessary to let him save time?!" Ikatsu complained.

"This kind of thing is not very good. Using this in such a narrow place will easily trouble the store." Jiang Cheng gestured with the rocket launcher in his hand a few times, raised his head and said seriously.

Jisong heard this and nodded.

"At least you need to use this kind of thing in an open place." Jiang Cheng said again.

"No need! You don't need that kind of thing at all!" Ikatsu complained, "You don't need that kind of thing no matter where you are!"

"So Miss Jisong, you are really too soft-hearted. It is not worth your efforts to treat such a scumbag who is unwilling to announce the relationship!" Jiang Cheng said loudly.

"I told you it's not like that!"

"Could it be!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, and then he leaned next to Jisong and whispered, "I understand, I will keep your secret! Women always have times when they are empty, lonely and cold, I understand! But Next time, remember to turn off the lights in the room and lock the door! Don’t forget it!”

Ji Song calmly took the rocket launcher from Jiang Cheng's hand and smiled at Jiang Cheng.

"Are you ready to deal with this scumbag yourself?" Jiang Cheng nodded happily, and then sighed, "It seems you have grown up too~"

"Die." With that said, Ji Song turned to Jiang Cheng and pressed the switch.

boom! ! !

…

"Ahem," Jiang Cheng got up and wiped the ashes from his face, "Ms. Isomatsu must have never played FPS games, which is why her accuracy is so bad. I can lend you some good introductory FPS games next time. If you practice hard, your accuracy will definitely be much better than now! Whether it's a scumbag's stick or a ball, you can kill it with one shot!"

"Since there's nothing going on here, I'll leave first." Sougo said.

"Huh? I was still thinking of treating Sougo-kun to a meal. After all, I'm still working hard at night." Jiang Cheng said quickly.

"No need, we are not as free as you, boss." Sougo said, turning around and preparing to leave, "By the way, lend me an FPS game to practice your accuracy next time. It's best if you can practice moving targets. Recently, Hits on Hijikata-san are becoming less and less.”

"Ah, no problem." Jiang Chengbi made an OK gesture.

…

"I see, I misunderstood what I said." Jiang Cheng sat down again and listened to Ji Song's explanation under pressure, "I'm really sorry. After all, this guy has had some unusual feelings about wives and widows since he was a child. I’m thinking about it. And if Miss Ikamatsu doesn’t look at her face, she can give her an eighty-point score.”

"What does it mean to get an eighty-point score without looking at my face? Does that mean my face is ugly?! Does it lower my score if I show my face?!"

"How could that be possible! Miss Isomatsu, you are too unsure of yourself!" Jiang Cheng retorted loudly, "Don't be discouraged even if your face gets a score of fifty-nine! You can reach the passing mark if you just smile! "

"You guys are really annoying! Have you ever said that about a woman?!" Ikatsu said angrily.

"I apologize to Ikusatsuden on his behalf. This guy has always been like this. He doesn't understand women's feelings at all." Katsura sat down and sighed and said, "A bowl of soba noodles, trouble."