Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Is there something wrong with your head?! How could something like that happen!" Quan Zang shouted, "But one thing is right, my anus really can't bear it!!"

"What did you put in it! It hurts so much?! But it doesn't matter. Don't worry, I've solved the problem now and will take you to the hospital right away!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand to grab himself. Roll paper on the side.

After scratching and scratching, he found nothing. At this time, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the holder where the roll paper was stored was empty! !

"It's not that kind of thing anymore, it's just hemorrhoids!" Quanzang shouted, "It's not like the hospital or anything like that. Can you please help me buy some hemorrhoid medicine after you finish?"

"Well, before that... do you have any rolls of paper over there?" Jiang Chengcai asked slowly after a long time.

"Oh, let me take a look..." Quanzang said, turning his head hard, "Sorry, my place is empty too..."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Don't worry, if my companions find out that I'm not here, they will definitely find me!" Quan Zang said, "You can ask them to send some paper at that time."

"Hahahaha, do you think I didn't anticipate this outcome in advance?!" Jiang Cheng smiled, and then said: "I have reserved information for my companions in advance, and they will definitely notice what they said! Don't worry! Wait! When they bring me rolling papers, I will ask them to buy hemorrhoid medicine for you! So, just hold on for a while now!"

"That's it...that's great..."

…

On the other side, when everyone from Gintoki rushed into the house, they found no one.

"Could it be..." Gintoki said in shock, and then slowly knelt down as if his body had been hollowed out, while still beating the floor with both hands, "Has that guy already succeeded?! It's all my fault for not being able to stop him. he!"

"No, there are no signs of fighting here at all!" Xiao Yuan looked around, rolled his eyes and analyzed.

"But we didn't see anyone along the way, except for the people who were tied up and thrown into the grass." Shinpachi replied.

"This is what I don't understand..." Xiao Yuan had just said this when he saw a wall on the wall in front of everyone slowly flipping over. On the flipped wall was Elizabeth, whom Gui Xin was longing for!

"Elizabeth!" Gui Man shouted with tears in his eyes and rushed over instantly.

"Danger!" Xiao Yuan quickly stopped him, but it was already too late...

Because Gui had jumped up and saved Elizabeth's... leather sheath...

"Elizabeth! What's wrong with you?!" Gui knelt on the ground and hugged Elizabeth's leather case, crying and crying, "Where did your rich inner life go?! Why is this empty skin case the only thing left?! "

"Do you still think it's just an ordinary pet?!" Gintoki scolded, "Look at the result! It's clearly just a leather case! The real Elizabeth is definitely no longer here!"

"It's strange. I clearly feel that there are ninjas here. What's going on?" Xiaozao murmured.

What Kozaru said is right. There are indeed four ninjas in the house now, hiding in the four corners of the house. As for why they don't come out, it's because... they feel that there is something wrong with the script...

"Hey, what's going on? Where did Quanzang go?" Kaoru, the only female ninja among the four, asked the other companions with special ninja gestures, "Isn't it supposed to be Quanzang's scene just now? He was hiding in that leather case. A sneak attack, isn't this the original part of the scene? What should we do in this situation now? Didn't we agree that five people will appear together?"

"He said he was going to deal with an extremely [dangerous] opponent, a lifelong opponent or something." The short ninja wearing glasses explained with gestures, "He also said it would be done soon, so let's stay here first. Wait."

"That's it!" Xun gestured,

"So what should we do if we haven't come back yet?"

"Don't worry! They only have one ninja! And we have four ninjas here! According to my calculations, the probability of victory is 99.8%!" The short bespectacled ninja gestured with his hands.

"Then we're going to appear now? It feels a bit rushed, and it feels a bit awkward if no one takes the lead. In the past, Quanzang appeared first and the four of us followed. What should we do now?" Xun then gestured with his hands. road.

"Then I have no choice but to let me go first! You three follow me!" The ninja named Gang on the other side gestured with his hands, then threw a smoke bomb into the room and jumped out.

The other three people also followed suit.

"You can't defeat the real ninjas!" Gang took off his black robe and said, "We are the strongest five ninjas! [Wei Tuotian] Gang!"

"[Bisha Mentian] Xiu Lun!"

"[Bencai] Xun!"

"[光目天] Matsuo!"

"Five Ninja Combination, Temporary Work Team [Ninja Five], join us!" ×4! !

Just when Gintoki was startled by the sudden appearance of these people, wild laughter suddenly came from the second floor.

"Hahahaha..." Motoyama laughed, "Kui! It's time to pay annual tribute! Everyone in [Nin Five] is a master of the original Imperial Court Fans! You can all go to hell in front of Elizabeth's eyes. !”

After saying that, one of Yuanshan's men pushed Elizabeth out. At this time, Elizabeth had tears in her eyes and her body was tied tightly.

"Hey!" Gintoki was the first to raise his hand and shouted at Motoyama, "That Fengxian-sama said he was a [nin five], but why are there only four of them?"

"Huh? Four people? What are you talking about?" Motoyama said disdainfully, but after he took a look, he lost his composure, "Where did Zenzo go?! Where did Hattori Zenzo go?! Why are there only the four of you? "

"Um... Lord Yuanshan," Xun raised his hand with a charming expression, "Quan Zang is going to deal with a powerful enemy! But don't worry, the four of us are more than enough to deal with them!"

"That's it. I didn't expect that they also hired a master, but facing Quan Zang, they would only lose." Yuan Shan nodded with deep approval.

"Master? That's it! Jiang Chengsang was fighting another ninja! That's why he disappeared!" Xin Baji said in surprise.

"That's definitely the case." Gintoki nodded.

"I see, I feel like something is wrong. It is indeed Quanzang's fault." Xiao Yuan rolled his eyes and said, "But now there are only four of you, and there are five of us, you have already lost..."

"It's just big words. A few rookies can only lose when facing real ninjas like us." Xun said with a sneer.

"If you don't have Quan Zang, you are just some trash fish and rotten shrimps." Xiao Yuan raised his head and said with disdain.

Just when the two women were quarreling more and more fiercely, Gui on the side behaved completely differently...

Gui looked at the holster of Elizabeth who had been rescued before, and then at the tied Elizabeth on the second floor, and fell into deep thought...

"Elizabeth, do you have a younger brother?" Gui murmured while holding back her grief, and then looked at the leather case in her hand with a gentle look, "I see... you are really a gentle child, knowing that you I am about to leave, so I deliberately left my brother behind. You are probably afraid that I will be lonely. I promise you that I will definitely save your brother, so go with peace of mind..."

After saying that, Gui stood up, wiped his tears, and then rushed over.

Xin Baji was no longer able to complain. Gui's mind was indeed like a black hole. Jiang Cheng was right.

Just when Gui just rushed over, a huge iron net fell down, dividing the battlefield into two parts, and the battle officially began.

"Don't worry! Shinpachi! There are only four of them! And we have four people plus one glasses stand!" Gintoki snorted to comfort the somewhat flustered Shinpachi, "Besides, it sounds like that guy has The strongest one was lured away."

"What do you mean four people plus an eyeglass holder?! Is the meaning of my existence just an eyeglass holder?!" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki on the other side of the iron net and complained crazily, "And aren't you worried about Jiang Chengsang? ! Even Jiang Chengsang has never fought against a real ninja!"

"Huh, if you want to deal with him, you must at least master the seduction technique, and you also need to know his preferences. How can anyone know this kind of super S-level ninjutsu?" Gintoki continued.

"Sex Seduction Technique!! Do you need such a powerful ninjutsu to defeat your companion?! He is indeed what Quanzang said [a lifelong enemy]!" Xun covered his mouth and murmured, "If I had known, I would have let me go. Well, after all, I have such a figure~"

"Your figure..." Gintoki looked at Xun, "Although it's a thirty point in my eyes, it's only a zero in that guy's eyes, but with your face..."

"Huh? Are you complimenting me on my beauty?" Xun chuckled and struck a coquettish pose.

"Ten thousand points." Gintoki continued, "Minus ten thousand points!"

"What did you say!" Xun's hair suddenly exploded.

"That guy really hates women with heavy makeup and frivolous women!" Gintoki replied loudly, but then added, "You can't say that, after all, I think that guy's first time was his third. Once I got drunk and was forcibly dragged away by a nice and beautiful carnivorous sister..."

"You remembered wrongly that Gintoki was taken away by an ugly monster!" Gui continued.

"I remember it right! I remember his hobbies and interests clearly! Didn't he lock himself in the room and cry all day after that? Besides, you never went to any store with us! You should always find an excuse to go to the nearby widow's home!" Gintoki retorted.

"Hey! Stop talking! What do you want to expose when Jiang Chengsang is not around? You don't need to remember these things so clearly!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him.