Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Dingchun, be good, it won't hurt at all. Don't move around." Jiang Cheng glanced at the tightly tied Dingchun and comforted him at the same time.

"Yo Xi, okay, let's go!" Jiang Cheng gestured OK to the three helicopters above Dingchun.

"This posture is a bit too big!" Xin Bajie complained at the side.

"There's no other way. If you walk over with a body like Dingchun, it will definitely cause great damage to the street. Using a helicopter can reduce some damage. In addition, tell the natural volume who is drinking down there not to pay for the reconstruction fee of the house this time. I'll borrow it." After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Dingchun again, who had successfully launched into the sky.

"Ah~ Dingchun, we are flying~" Kagura was still sitting on Dingchun's head.

"Woof!"

"Hey! Why did you go up there too! It's really dangerous!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"It's okay Aru, Dingchun will be very obedient." Kagura touched Dingchun's dog's head, then took out a pair of sunglasses from somewhere and put them on, "Let's go!!"

…

Yoshihara.

"Thank you so much. Fortunately, I have Eseong-san's help. Otherwise, I don't know how serious the situation would be if Sadaharu stayed in Kabukicho."

After saying that, Shinpachi looked at Sadaharu and Kagura, who were playing in the open space of Yoshiwara, and a group of wandering girls.

"I didn't expect Dingchun to be unexpectedly popular," Jiang Cheng said with emotion. "Actually, it's thanks to Yue Yong's Yoshihara expansion plan. Otherwise, Yoshihara in the past would not have been able to find such a large open space for Dingchun."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, "Remember to tell that natural volume that the rent for this land is 100,000 yuan per month. Remember to pay it to me."

"One hundred thousand!!"

"Don't be so surprised, this is already a friendly price among friendship prices," Jiang Cheng said helplessly, "Do you think it's easy to expand such a large area underground like Yoshiwara? This project alone has already cost a lot of money. 300 million. We were originally planning to build a large store dedicated to selling games.”

"No need! Why build a store specifically selling games in Yoshihara! In the end, isn't it just for your own selfish desires?!" Shinpachi yelled, and then glanced at the current Yoshihara again, "But, it's really different. Well, since Jiang Chengsang came to Yoshiwara, Yoshiwara is now more like a small city! There are large shopping malls, restaurants, so many clothing stores, and even an amusement park! It’s incredible!”

Jiang Cheng raised his lips, and although he tried his best to hide it, he couldn't hide the pride on his face, "Of course! Unlike someone else, I will work hard no matter what position I am in! Don't Look down on these shops, their combined GDP contribution has exceeded that of Yoshiwara’s wandering girls.”

"Hey?! Is it so high?!"

"Of course!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Although Yoshihara made a lot of money in the past, the business model was too simple! Although the income from those wandering girls was very high, all the money went to Feng In the hands of Boss Fairy, the low-level wandering girls are still poor, and the money from the customers to the wandering girls finally flows into Fengxian’s wallet. Not only is it single, but the wandering girls lack enthusiasm for work! But it’s different now!”

After a pause, Jiang Cheng looked at the wandering girls who were playing with the gigantic Dingchun, "Now the system of personal income tax and distribution according to work is adopted! The wandering girls only need to pay 5% every month. Up to 10% personal income tax, the rest of the income is their own! They are now a truly high-income group! In order to make the money in their hands flow again, they have built various stores!"

"It's incredible! I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to have such a business acumen!" Xin Baji praised.

"Of course! Nowadays, wandering girls no longer only work in stores! They can work in various occasions! In the Ferris wheel,

Work can be done in a bookstore or even a shopping mall! "

"Work means..." Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses and murmured.

"Of course it's the job of a wandering girl!"

"Hey, I can't even imagine it! I almost thought Yoshiwara had become different! I didn't expect that there was no change at all! It's still the same business as before! It's just a few new scenes added!" Shinpachi Ji complained crazily.

"Isn't it normal to say something stupid?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji with an idiot's eyes, "They can only do those things in the first place. Even if they find a new job, they won't be able to learn it. Come on, these wandering girls were all sold when they were very young, and apart from what the wandering girls have learned, they don’t know anything else.”

"You're right. But for now, this is the limit of what we can do for them. Of course, the wandering girls who don't want to accept any more customers have been properly accommodated." Yue Yong, who had just arrived, explained.

"That's true, but it's true. The wandering girls I see now always have a smiling face. Maybe this is the biggest change." Xin Bajia replied.

…

Downstairs from Wanshiwu, there is a small shop called Dengshi.

"It's finally solved, and the reporters have all gone back." Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief, "Then let's have a drink to celebrate!"

"Have a drink! Why do you act like you can solve the problem by yourself! In the end, don't you let Jiang Chengjun wipe your ass?!" Granny Denshi's spit almost flew to Gintoki's face.

"What should I do with the toys and snacks I originally prepared for Xiao Dingchun? What do you mean by pulling me away before I'm ready to sell them!" Catherine shouted.

"Who gave you permission to use the image of Sadharu! Pay me the licensing fee, you weak soul!" Gintoki shouted at Catherine.

"Before that, spit out the rent you owe, you bastard!" Catherine retorted without thinking.

"Hey, that's my line!" Grandma Dengshi shouted.

Just when the three of them were arguing and making a mess, a strange woman's voice interrupted the quarrel.

"Excuse me, is the owner of the giant dog here?"

"Ah, this is the silver-haired curly," Granny Denshi said as she looked at the person coming.

"Hey? Looking for me? What's the matter?" Gintoki turned around and saw two young women in miko costumes, "Are you cosplaying with Kikyo?"

"No!" Ayin retorted, "We are real witches!"

Just when Gintoki was about to say something else, he saw a small dog that looked like Taharu, which was only as big as his own palm, ran up to him and rubbed his shoes very excitedly, "What is this?! Tajima Spring?! Little Dingchun?!"

"Ha, it's really rare~ Kokoko actually gets close to people other than us." Ayin said casually, and then her tone changed, "Now let me introduce you formally. This is my first meeting with you. We are beautiful miko sisters, Ayin. With Baiyin.”

Baiyin on the side played the recorder in a sensible manner.

"That giant dog was kept by the little girl at the young master's house." Ayin continued, "It is also our fault that it is in this situation, but at least let us help it restore its original shape. Before that, I ask, Where is that giant dog now? If we leave it alone, something serious will happen!"

"It's a serious matter? Are you referring to appetite?" Gintoki nodded, "That's right. After all, you will eat more when you become so big, so please contribute a little towards the food expenses! please!"

"It's not that anymore!" Ayin replied loudly, "Anyway, let it return to its original state before it awakens to its final form! Otherwise..."

"Final form?" Gintoki was a little puzzled, "Can it continue to grow?! It's no longer sustainable in this situation. If it gets bigger, wouldn't it..."

Imagining the scene where a bag of dog food was not enough for Seiharu to fill the gap between his teeth, Gintoki was completely panicked, "Hurry up! If it gets bigger again, it will be a disaster! I will take you there! I am sure there is a way to restore Seiharu to his original state. The size of it, right?!”

With that said, Gintoki had already walked outside the door.

…

Yoshihara gate.

"Hey, are you kidding me? You put Komatsu in a place like this?!" Ayin said speechlessly, "Or are you just here to play?! Time is running out! If Kogami is stimulated again, I can’t imagine the consequences!”

"Don't worry, even the shogunate wouldn't dare to break into a place like this. This is the least noticeable place." Gintoki waved his hand casually, and then led Ayin and Baiyin. The sisters walked into Yoshihara, "By the way, what is the final form of Sadharu? Will it become very big? Like a mountain? Finally, I feel like a protagonist. Sure enough, the protagonist should be different. .”

"It's not that kind of thing!" Ayin was really a little angry, and then slowly explained, "It's called the Dragon's Cave, a cave where the earth's energy spurts out, and the God of Koma protects the largest cave among them - the Huanglong Gate. God's son."

(Note: [Huanglongmen] has the same pronunciation as [Anal Flow Gate] in Japanese)

"Is that so? Sure enough, the reason why our family doesn't get hemorrhoids is because of Seiharu? It seems like we really need to reward Seiharu. It's really hard to protect the anuses of everyone in our family." Gintoki nodded and continued. .

"Can you please stop misinterpreting my words! In China, money will be deducted for homophones! You have a weak soul!" Ayin scolded, and then explained again, "We are witches who have guarded the Huanglong Gate of the temple for generations, but God But people drove us away and built a flight terminal on Huanglongmen. It is also the terminal station of the universe. As a result, we lost our jobs, had no life, and had to abandon the Son of God."

"Abandoned the Son of God for life?!"

"There's no way! There's no money at all!" Ayin retorted loudly.

"But why did it suddenly become like that?" Gintoki continued to ask.

"Komagami is a docile animal, but once its power is released, it will transform into a terrifying beast god." Baiyin, who was following closely behind Ayin, explained aloud.