Maybe a Fake Gintama

Breakfast time in the Master House.

"Hey, hey, hey, the anus in the idol group seems to be waiting for Fengzi to get married, Aru." Kagura pretended to be an adult and murmured while looking at the newspaper in her hand.

"It's rotten." Gintoki said after sniffing the pudding in his hand.

"Today's society is really rotten. Sometimes we live together and sometimes we get pregnant, and our ethics are all messed up." Shinpachi said earnestly while picking up vegetables, "And, Kagura-chan, that one is not the anus, but GOEMON." Yes. Don’t always imitate Jiang Chengsang’s words! Having said that, I know best that that GOEMON is really not a good person.”

"I'm not talking about that," Gintoki was still looking at the pudding in his hand, "There are white spots on it. Is this moldy?"

"Indeed, maybe my idea is a bit old and moldy, but if humans don't have the spirit of self-discipline, they will be doomed." Xin Baji said casually while eating.

"I'm not talking about that!" Gintoki was speechless, holding up the pudding in his hand, "When did you buy this? The shelf life has been long past."

"That's right! Those women care too much about their shelf life, Al!" Kagura closed her eyes and nodded in disbelief, "How could they betray themselves so easily?!"

"Hey, this is enough," Gintoki sighed, pointing to the pudding in his hand, "This is rotten! Who took this out?"

"It's really rotten." Shinpachi and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.

"It's rotten," Gintoki really collapsed, "Your heads are really rotten!!"

After such an unpleasant breakfast, Gintoki was about to go out for a walk...

Ding dong, ding dong.

"Hey, hey, it's coming."

After hearing the doorbell, Xin Baji quickly ran to open the door.

"Ah, Miss Jiang Chengsang and Yue Yong." Xin Bajia said in surprise after opening the door, "Welcome, please come in."

"Oh, where is Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng asked casually and stepped into the house. Yue Yong also walked in behind him.

"That guy is in the living room." Shinpachi replied, and shouted into the room, "Kagura-chan, Gin-san, Jiang Cheng-san and Miss Yueyong are here."

"Uncle~" Kagura shouted sweetly and ran towards Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, Kagura-chan." Jiang Cheng showed a warm smile, but before Jiang Cheng could be moved, Kagura's little hand had already reached into Jiang Cheng's arms and took out the wallet in Jiang Cheng's arms.

"Tch, is that all?" Kagura spat disdainfully, but still took out the less than 10,000 yuan left in Jiang Cheng's wallet and put it in his arms.

"Hey, is this your attitude towards your uncle whom you haven't seen for a long time? Kagura-chan, my uncle is really sad~" Jiang Cheng felt that his heart was hurt ten thousand times.

"Kagura, this is wrong." Gintoki also walked over, holding his hands with a serious expression on his face.

"That's right, I have kept my lovely niece with you. You should teach her normal etiquette occasionally." Jiang Cheng nodded and said. At this time, Jiang Cheng thought that Gintoki would be serious next time. Criticizing Kagura, I didn’t expect...

"This guy will hide most of the money on his body. It's always like this in his wallet." Gintoki continued.

"Really Aru?!" Kagura was a little disbelieving, then looked at Jiang Cheng with a fierce look on his face, and then knocked Jiang Cheng down.

"Not there! Shoes are for Kagura!" Gintoki directed from the side.

"Under the insole!"

“Don’t let go of the other shoe either!”

"It might even be hidden inside your underwear!"

"Fifty-fifty split, Kagura!"

...Buge Novel Network

Jiang Cheng sat on the sofa in the living room of Wanshiwu with a hopeless expression, looking like he had been spoiled.

"Kagura-chan, what you're doing is wrong!" Shinpachi was seriously criticizing Kagura, who was excitedly splitting accounts with Gintoki.

"Do you also want a share, Aru?" Kagura didn't listen at all and looked at Shinpachi with a malicious look on his face, "Then if you call me Factory Director, maybe I will be merciful and reward you. One piece~"

"Really?! Do I have a share too?!" Xin Bajiu rebelled instantly. Seeing this scene, Jiang Cheng could only sigh heavily.

Finally, after sharing Jiang Cheng's little treasury, the Wanshiwu trio sat back on the sofa.

"Now you can tell me, are you entrusting me with some work? For the sake of my old friend, I can give you a discount." Gintoki said at the same time, supporting his chin with both hands.

"There's no such thing anymore," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "I just came out and walked around casually."

"To tell you the truth, I haven't seen Jiang Chengsang for a long time." Xin Baji said with emotion.

"Let's not talk about this for now," Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Bajia with a solemn expression, "Has your sister returned to work now?"

"How do you know? By the way, does Jiang Chengsang also know about the incident at Smile Bar?! Are you worried that my family will lose their source of income?" Xin Baji was a little moved, but then he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and smiled and continued, " Don’t worry, the Smile Bar has reopened after the break, and my sister has also gone to work. The break is also regarded as paid leave.”

"That's good..." Jiang Cheng patted his chest with a look of fear on his face.

"I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to care so much about our siblings..."

"That's not the reason!" Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng and continued, "These two people are the main culprits that caused the closure of Smile Bar!"

"Hey?! Why don't I know anything?!!!"

"Don't worry so much," Jiang Cheng waved his hand, "As long as the ending is good, don't worry about those details."

"It's not about not paying attention to those details..." Xin Baji silently complained, "It is said that the Smile Bar at that time became like a gangster fight... Did you do it all?!"

"Don't worry, don't worry. After all, you can't blame me entirely." Jiang Cheng still had an indifferent expression, "Besides, I've been grounded for so long, just forget about those insignificant things!"

"It doesn't matter at all! The store manager hasn't fully recovered yet! You always bring your wheelchair to work! What on earth have you done?!" Shinpachi yelled.

"To be honest, I don't remember either. I was drunk after all." Jiang Cheng looked innocent.

"I can't imagine it at all..."

"Wow wow wow..." The baby's cry suddenly sounded, startling the Wanshiwu trio present.

"Hey? What's going on? How come there is a child crying?" Xin Baji stood up and began to look for the source of the cry. Finally, Xin Baji saw a baby in Yue Yong's arms.

"This is..." Yinshi glanced at Jiang Cheng and then at Yue Yong, then he closed his eyes and thought for two seconds before opening his eyes again. He was about to say something, but Yue Yong didn't give Yin any words. time for this opportunity.

Yue Yong raised his hand and took out two kunai, throwing them directly towards Gintoki...

"I haven't said anything yet!" Gintoki said at the same time as he pulled out the kunai from his head.

"Your words are all written on your face." Yue Yong retorted.

"I understand, I understand. After all, you two are considered adults," Gintoki nodded and continued, "Living under the same roof will inevitably cause some things to happen, such as firewood and fire. I can understand."

"You don't understand," Jiang Cheng gave Gintoki a fist expressionlessly, and then jumped to his feet and said, "Who would fall in love with this female tyrannosaurus!"

"Who is the female tyrannosaurus!" Yue Yong stood behind Jiang Cheng and punched Jiang Cheng and cursed.

"Hey, this child..." Shinbachi took a closer look at the child in Yue Yong's arms, and compared it with Gintoki carefully, and instantly thought of a large-scale ethics TV series in his mind. That's the name of the play.

"Please!" Xin Baji handed Jiang Cheng a dagger, and at the same time pressed Gintoki on the table, and knelt down at the same time, "I didn't expect Gintoki to do such a thing! It doesn't matter how you vent your anger, please still Leave him alive! It’s also my fault for not teaching him well!”

"It's so rude! What are you thinking about!" Jiang Cheng yelled with spittle, and then sighed softly, "I picked this up from your downstairs. Speaking of which, Gintoki, you are really, He actually left the woman behind and asked her to raise the child by herself."

"The Qiaodou sack...the amount of information is a bit large," Gintoki raised his head and said uncertainly, "You asked me to think about it...are you saying that this child was picked up downstairs at the Wanshiwu House?"

"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he suddenly thought of something and took out a piece of paper from his body, "And this."

The Wanshiwu trio looked at the paper and didn't raise their heads for a long time.

"Yin Sang, can you explain?" Xin Baji was the first to speak out.

"No, no, no, it's impossible..." Gintoki obviously hasn't come back to his senses yet, his face is full of disbelief, "This is too ridiculous, no no no no no!! It's impossible! Yes! It was like that at that time!! It’s simply impossible!!”

"At that time?" Everyone caught the key word.

"That time means?" Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses, and a layer of light flashed through the lenses.

"That time is that time, stamens and pistils..." Kagura nodded, making a knowing expression, but Jiang Cheng covered his mouth before he finished speaking.

"No, you don't need to explain this kind of thing! You don't need to understand this kind of thing before you are twenty years old! My uncle will not allow it!!" Jiang Cheng said sternly, and then looked at Gintoki with a look on his face He complained, "There's no need to hide this kind of thing, right? It's fine now. The girl has sent the children back to you."

"It's impossible! I don't know anything!" Gintoki was a little crazy, but his eyes would glance at the child in Yue Yong's arms from time to time, with a defiant expression and the silver natural curls. Gintoki is sweating more and more...