Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I seem to see a rising star of Cowherd who is comparable to Kuangshi Langsan!" Another Cowherd said excitedly, "Sure enough, our Takamagahara is destined to become the number one Cowherd shop in Edo!"

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This was the scene they saw when the Master House trio entered Takamagahara with [Hachiro]'s mother, Kuangshiro and Hachiro. Almost all the cowherds gathered around Jiang Cheng and discussed something excitedly.

However, because the crowd was too dense, Gintoki and others did not realize that the person surrounded was Jiang Cheng.

"You don't have to work anymore?! What are you doing gathering around?!" Hachiro, who received the instructions from Kuangshilang's eyes, walked forward and coughed twice while reminding him loudly.

"It's the store manager who's back!" All the cowherds realized, "Store manager, please look at your performance list!"

"What's wrong with the performance report?" Hachiro asked doubtfully, and turned to look at the performance report on the wall. Kuangshilang also looked over and saw that above a handwritten KOU, the red straight line representing performance had reached the ceiling!

"Masaka!" Kuangshilang was a little unbelievable, but in the end he smiled and said with some emotion, "Sure enough, my vision is not wrong. From the first moment I saw that man, I knew , he will definitely become a Cowherd that surpasses me!"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Shinpachi was a little confused, "Isn't Kuangshi Lang-san the number one cowherd in Kabukicho? What are you talking about?"

"The No. 1 Cowherd?" Kuangshilang smiled, and then continued with a serious face, "No, from now on this title will be given to that man, but luckily he was discovered by me in advance, otherwise if someone else If the shop poaches our Takamagahara business, it will definitely be taken away!"

"That man? Who is it?" Gintoki asked while picking his nose.

Just as Gintoki finished asking, he saw that all the cowherds who had been surrounding Jiang Cheng dispersed and stood in two rows behind Jiang Cheng. It was full of pomp and circumstance.

"That's that man! Jiang Chengsang!" Kuangshilang said seriously, pointing at Jiang Cheng who was sitting on the booth with his legs crossed.

Gintoki/Shinpachi/Kagura: "..."

The three of them now have only one idea: "This store is going to be closed..."

"Kuaishi Langsang, I advise you to quickly distinguish between you and that man. Otherwise, you will definitely! You will definitely be involved in some strange things..." Shinbachi adjusted his glasses and said expressionlessly. .

"Hey? Do you know Jiang Chengsang?" Kuangshilang was a little confused, "Since we are acquaintances, it would be better. Please help me persuade Jiang Chengsang. Although I have tried my best to invite him, he has not yet Promise to work here..."

"No, the trouble is not him, but the terrible women behind him..." Xin Bajiu said, remembering the horror of being dominated by the women of Baihua during the Snow Sculpture Arc.

"Ah?" Kuangshilang was puzzled.

"Hey, what are you doing in a place like this? When did you change jobs?" Gintoki walked up to Jiang Cheng and said.

"Isn't this Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng looked at the person and smiled, "I'm just helping to cover the shift."

"Replacement? Have you ever done this kind of job? Be careful if those tigresses find out and tear you into pieces." Gintoki said casually, and then sat down.

"But it's really magical to say the least.

I never thought there was such a job. It’s exactly the same as the secret you taught me before, Gintoki! "Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention to Gintoki's words, but said with a little emotion, "You can get free drinks just by coaxing those women. I didn't expect that this kind of job really exists~"

"Hey? Are you also well versed in the ways of the Cowherd?!" Kuangshirou came and looked at Gintoki with a fanatical look, "Please be sure to discuss it with me!"

"No, it's not like that..." Gintoki didn't know how to answer.

"Uncle, I have sent your location to Yueyue." Kagura walked over while picking her nose, and at the same time took out her mobile phone (bought by Jiang Cheng) and waved it in front of Jiang Cheng.

"It doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said indifferently, "It's just that Kuangshi Langsang bought the game for me, and I worked for him for a while. It's just a simple exchange of equal value. But what are you doing here? This kind of place is not a place for an underage girl like you, but if it’s just milk, you can drink it.”

"Don't underestimate people, Aru!" Kagura crossed her hands with disdain on her face, "I'm an adult now! At least I have to drink Barbarian Cow!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips, "I have conveyed all your words to Sister Jiang Hua."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng took out his communicator and waved it in front of Kagura.

Looking at Jiang Hua's reply: [It's really too early to talk about wild cows, milk is more suitable for Kagura. ] message, Kagura couldn't help but pounced on Jiang Cheng with bared teeth and claws.

"You actually resorted to such despicable means Aru!" Kagura scolded while grabbing Jiang Cheng, "Such despicable means can only be used by elementary school students!!"

"What you did just now is no different, right?" Xin Bajia complained.

Jiang Cheng, who casually pressed Kagura on the seat, raised his head and asked: "Continuing with the topic just now, what are you doing in a place like this? Also, please bring me a glass of milk and a glass of soda."

"Who wants milk! You stinky uncle!" Kagura said frantically, "At least give me some wild cows, you bastard! And some handsome cowherds!"

"Don't be willful Kagura," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Handsome men may not be reliable. You have to remember this clearly!"

"That makes sense, Aru! There's no point in being handsome! But you must be rich!" Kagura nodded and said, "Then, give me some diamonds!"

"That's not right!" Jiang Cheng was speechless. "When looking at a man, you can't look at his face, you can't look at his wallet, you can't choose a bald man, you can't choose a man with naturally curly silver hair, and you can't choose glasses with human skin on them! This is common sense. . Of course it’s still a little early to say this, but you must keep it in mind!”

"Hey, what's going on with the last three conditions?" Xin Baji complained again, "You seem to have added them all! Does the bald guy mean the bald guy?! The natural curly silver hair refers to Yin Sang. I can do that. I understand, but does the last one with glasses covered in human skin refer to me?! Why was the last condition made after looking at me?!"

"No, that's not the case at all!" Jiang Cheng said righteously, and then he leaned close to Kagura's ear and whispered, "Be careful of some glasses that go into heat during puberty."

"I heard them all!" Xin Baji said frantically, "I also have a sense of aesthetics, okay! Who would fall in love with that big-stomach king Musi who only knows how to pick his feet and pick his nose all day long? "

"And she has a rough temper. She only knows how to make egg rice and doesn't know how to do housework. She is definitely a useless housewife. If she gives birth to a child, she will definitely inherit baldness. What's so good about this kind of girl?" Gintoki nodded and then added.

"Hey, that's it!" Kagura jumped up and started kicking him.

"Is this what my kawaii niece looks like in your eyes?!" Jiang Cheng jumped up at the same time and kicked Gintoki away.

"Uncle..." Kagura cried and threw herself into Jiang Cheng's arms.

"Yoshiyoshi, don't worry about it Kagura-chan. Although what they said is consistent with what I saw, I think that except for the fact that the child is bald, the rest can be changed!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

"That alone makes it impossible to get married!" Gintoki and Shinpachi got up and shouted at the same time.

"What are you talking about? If you look at Sister Jianghua's appearance, I think Kagura-chan will become a heartthrob in the future." Jiang Cheng retorted.

"What if we refer to the bald man again?" Gintoki curled his lips and said disdainfully, "Although she does look like a beautiful girl now, but after a girl changes, what if she looks like a bald man in the future?!"

"Then it's really hopeless." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"You answered too quickly! Didn't you need to think about it?!" Xin Baji complained, "The master of Xinghaibo who is far away in the galaxy will cry when he hears it! He will definitely cry out of grievance!"

"Don't worry! Kagura-chan! It doesn't matter even if you look like that bald man! My uncle will definitely help you get plastic surgery!" Jiang Cheng said confidently.

"Who wants plastic surgery?!" Kagura said and punched Jiang Cheng in the stomach. In an instant, Jiang Cheng flew out.

However, no one except Gintoki noticed that after Kagura said the word "plastic surgery", Hachiro's expression changed slightly, but then Hachiro continued to patrol the store.

Of course, Kuangshilang's expression also changed slightly, but no one noticed...

Kagura had a wallet belonging to Eunari in her hand, and then Kagura and Gintoki both showed sinister smiles of "Successful Battle".

"Hey, why do you two look like "the battle is successful"? Have you been targeting Jiang Chengsang's wallet from the beginning?! Where is your moral integrity?!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily.

"You can do anything like that. The All-In-One House is almost at the end of its rope right now. I just want to make a little extra money. Don't make a fuss." Gintoki said casually, and then he came to Kagura in a mean manner, ready to share the spoils.

"It would be better for me to resign as soon as possible..." Xinbajiu murmured...

But at this moment, "Hey, Yin Sang, what the hell is this place? We are here to find Hachiro. Do you want to say that he is in a place like this?" Hachiro's mother glanced around and then came together. Asked when he came to Gintoki.

"Ah, calm down." Gintoki comforted, and then looked at Kuangseirou beside him, "Um, Mr. Kuangseirou, can you move everyone away? I have some questions to ask you..."

"Well, sure, but wait a moment, I have a few named guests over there. They will come after I explain to them." Kuangshilang said with a smile, and dispersed the cowherds surrounding him. , I also walked in a certain direction.

"Gin-san, mom really hasn't noticed yet..." Shinpachi leaned close to Gintoki's ear and whispered.

"Of course..." Gintoki looked at Hachiro who was patrolling at the side, "Even if his own son becomes like that... Moreover, the name Hachiro is very common..."

"But what exactly does Hachiro plan to do? Although I understand that it will be difficult for him to tell his mother because of his plastic surgery, why do you want to take the initiative to contact us?" Shinpachi continued, but still controlled his voice so that only Gintoki could hear it. range.

"People can still be reasonable. Even if a nagging mother is attacked in front of her, her son will still take action." Gintoki said with a sigh.

"Rather than being attacked by others, it's better to say that you are attacking others..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

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