Maybe a Fake Gintama

At this time, Gintoki was wearing shorts, and the handcuffs on his hands had not yet been opened, and he looked like a prisoner.

"These stinky crooks!" Gintoki spat disdainfully at the camera in front of him.

"Who are you?! What do you have to do with the Shinsengumi?" a reporter asked.

"Except for the unjust arrest, there's nothing else to say," Gintoki said with anger on his face, "Those stinky crooks openly accepted bribes..."

Before Gintoki could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng walked down, kicked Gintoki over and cursed: "Don't cause trouble to anyone anymore! Friends from the media, please come to the studio with me, I will Reported at 510!”

"The same goes for you!" Fourteen walked out and knocked Jiang Cheng over, "If it weren't for you guys, there wouldn't be so many things!"

"Stop it, Hijikata-san!" Shinpachi, who was the last to come down, quickly grabbed Fourteen, "There are a lot of media here!"

"Tch!" Fourteen spat and looked up at the media surrounding him. [There are so many media here now, so we can't hide it casually...] Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought to himself.

…

"Everyone!" Atong-chan, who was tightly tied up on the tower, shouted to the members of the Shinsengumi below.

"Here we come, the real selection team," the leader of the [Tengu Party] on the side snorted, "Have the disbandment procedures been completed?"

"Huh? What did he just say?" Kondo stood under the tower and wondered, then shouted loudly to the tower, "Private Marseille! Please say it again louder!"

"Huh, here we go, the actual group selection and disbandment procedures..." the leader of the anti-barbarian warriors continued, "Don't make me say it a second time! I feel so embarrassed!"

[Can’t hear clearly, please use written version. ] Kondo held up a piece of cardboard.

[Are you already discussing the release of the hostages? If the requirements are not met, the hostages will die! 】This is written on the cardboard held up by the rogues.

[The characters are too small to read clearly! ] Sougo raised the cardboard.

"Listen up, try to delay with them as long as possible, and the second and third divisions will take the opportunity to go around to the back." A member of the 14-faced Shinsengumi on the side ordered.

"Are you bastards playing tricks on us?" The rogue leader finally reacted.

"Pretend like you can't hear, act like you can't hear." Kondo said calmly, holding his hands.

Meanwhile, Sougo changed the cardboard.

[We are discussing with the above regarding the release of the hostages, but it will take some time, please wait. 】

"Don't be deceived, Sougo-kun." Jiang Cheng beside Sougo sighed softly, and then he also raised a piece of cardboard: [Please first prove that the Atong-chan next to you is the real Atong. Jiang, prove that the hostage behind you is the real hostage. 】

【What a joke! Does this kind of thing still need to be proven? ! 】The other party lights up a new cardboard.

"Stop provoking them!" Fourteen shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Can you tell something like that at a glance?!"

"No, no," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said seriously, "All the characters in this work are actually almost the same. Just like if Gintoki put on a wig, he would look exactly like you."

"Uh-huh.

Kagura crossed her hands and nodded, "That makes sense, Aru!" Maybe those hostages are also their own people pretending to be Aru! The real Atong-chan is still on the toilet toilet! "

"Who looks the same as him!" Gintoki and Fourteen shouted at the same time.

[If we cannot prove the identity of the hostage, it will be difficult for us to do so, so please prove the identity of the hostage first. For example, DNA comparison or something...] Sougo showed up the new cardboard.

"Brother, they still don't believe that these hostages are real hostages." The younger brother on the side pointed at the rogue leader with a telescope.

"Stop joking! There is no need to prove it! Tell them they will lose their vote if they continue like this!" The leader of the rogues said harshly, and motioned to the younger brother behind him to show a new cardboard.

However, Sougo's speed is indeed faster.

[If you can’t prove it, it means those hostages are fake hostages, and I’m going to fire! 】

Sougo wrote on the cardboard that lit up.

Immediately afterwards, Sougo took out the bazooka.

"Who are the terrorists? What kind of trouble are they making when they show off their rocket launcher when they disagree with each other?" the leader of the rogues complained crazily.

[Please give us some time and we will prove to you that these hostages are the real hostages! Everyone in the real selection team please calm down and don’t start shooting yet! 】

【faster! I'll give you three minutes, otherwise we'll shoot you! ] Sougo lit up a new question board.

"How do you feel...the two sides have switched..." Fourteen murmured.

"Sure enough, shaking the s means shaking the s..." Xin Bajia adjusted his glasses and complained expressionlessly.

[There are still thirty seconds left. Please show the DNA quality inspection report of the hostage within thirty seconds, otherwise, we will open fire! 】This is written on the cardboard held by Jiang Cheng.

"Are you going to get involved too?!" Fourteen scolded, and then looked at the members of the Shinsengumi behind him, "While the other party is being frightened, come up with a solution quickly!"

"Brother, there are only thirty seconds left! How on earth should we prove it!" The rogues on the tower panicked.

"Don't panic! I don't believe they really dare to fire!" The leader of the Rogues said confidently, but just after he said it...

Jiang Cheng took the cannon from Sougo's hand and pressed the switch at the top of the tower.

boom! ! !

"They really fired!!!" The gangsters were completely panicked.

[Ten seconds left, this time it’s a reminder. Next time I will shoot directly at you! Hurry up and prove the identity of the hostages! 】

Sougo lit up the cardboard at the right time.

"You really fired it!!" Fourteen cursed, "What if the hostages are injured?!"

"There's no way, after all, a man must do what he says," Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, and then picked up the rocket launcher again, "Ten seconds are up, bye!"

"Bye bye!" Shi Shi knocked Jiang Cheng over with one kick.

[Private Marseille, we cannot produce the certificate for the time being, please wait for us for a while. Don't fire! 】The rogue on the tower lights up the new cardboard.

[No need, please prove it slowly after you go to hell! After showing off the cardboard, Sougo picked up a bazooka several times larger than the previous bazooka and aimed it directly at the rogues.

【I see! I see! We request a hostage exchange! ! But you have to send in new hostages first! 】A new question board lit up on the tower.

【Do not make jokes! The gun will fire in the last ten seconds! 】Jiang Chengliang came up with the question board.

"Brother, what should we do?! They are really going to fire!!" All the rogues on the tower panicked.

"How did I know!" the rogue leader cursed, "I've known for a long time that the Shinsengumi is violent, but I didn't expect it to be so violent!"

[How about we exchange the deputy chief of the real selection team for the fake hostage in your hands? I'll give you three seconds to think, otherwise we'll fire! 】

Jiang Cheng showed up a new topic board.

[Yes, but you have to send the deputy chief of the real selection team up first! 】

[No, you put down those fake hostages first. Otherwise, we'll fire! ! 】

After showing the question board, Jiang Cheng blinked at Sougo beside him, who understood and directly pressed the switch of the rocket launcher.

boom! ! !

The rocket launcher hit directly on the heads of the group of rogues.

[The next shot will be well aimed, don’t worry, it will definitely not hurt. 】

Sougo lit up a new question board.

"Brother, those people didn't listen to advice at all! They were too decisive in firing! What should I do! If this continues, let alone rescuing those companions? Even we will..."

"I told you, don't ask me! Are those policemen devils?!" the rogue leader cursed.

[Yes, but you can’t lie. You can’t say that you are the deputy commander of the True Selection Team, but it was the orangutan that was sent to you! 】

[It’s so annoying to be so long-winded! Hurry up, or we'll fire! 】

After that, a group of rogues carefully brought all the hostages, including Atong-chan, down the tower, opened the door and handed them over to the hands of the Shinsengumi.

"There are really two of you. I can give you a credit for what happened this time. Those rogues are really like idiots," Fourteen finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, but the next moment, Fourteen was stunned. , "What do you mean? Why are you tying me up? Haven't all the hostages been rescued?!!!"

"What are you talking about, Deputy Chief," Sougo replied, "A man can't keep his word, right, boss."

"Yeah, you're absolutely right, Sougo-kun." Jiang Cheng nodded and stuffed a towel into Shishi's mouth.

[You two bastards! ! ! ] Fourteen wanted to shout out, but his mouth was tightly blocked.

Immediately afterwards, Sougo and Jiang Cheng handed the tightly tied Shishi into the hands of the rogues, and just like that, Fourteen was brought to the tower by the rogues.

【Can i do it now? Can it be renegotiated? 】New cardboard lights up on the tower.

[Of course...] Sougo smiled secretly after showing up the new question board.

"Hey, you'd better run away quickly..." Fourteen, who was brought to the tower, spit out the towel in his mouth and murmured looking at the sinister smiles of Jiang Cheng and Sougo below.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" the leading rogue said disdainfully, "There is no need to verify the identity of the hostages this time! Show us our conditions now! With the deputy leader of the True Selection Team as our hostage, no matter what the conditions are They will also promise us!”

But just as he finished speaking, two shells flew towards Fourteen.

boom! ! ! !

"Yeah, it's really interesting~ Today," Jiang Cheng put down the bazooka in his hand and faced Sougo with a refreshing smile, "Thank you so much, Sougo-kun, for inviting me to such a grand ceremony."

"There, there, I would like to thank the boss. He came up with such a good idea in just a few minutes."

"Hey, that's what you two planned from the beginning! You two are so shady, right?" Shinbaji couldn't help but complain, "What if the hostages are really hurt?! Really? What should I do if I hurt Atong-chan?!"

"Director! All the rogues who were brought down by Captain Okita have been arrested. The previous hostages have been inspected and are safe!" A member of the True Selection Team ran over to report.

"Well, thank you for your hard work!" Kondo replied.

"But the deputy commander..." The member hesitated, then stepped away to reveal Fourteen lying on a stretcher behind him, who had been covered in black and fainted from the explosion.

"No problem at all! Still breathing!" Jiang Cheng announced after taking a look.

"Hey, why do you look so regretful..." Shinpachi said to Sougo standing aside.

"In short, today's incident was successfully resolved! Thank you all for your hard work!" Kondo announced loudly, "I would especially like to thank Sougo and Jiang Chengsang for formulating such a plan in such a short period of time."

"No, the two of them are just planning how to get Hijikata-san to go to the west..." Shinpachi complained silently.

…

The incident ended successfully, but... in the eyes of the citizens and the media, the image of the Shinsengumi, which was always bombarded whenever they disagreed, became even worse...

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