Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Tch," Tatsumi spat disdainfully, and then untied Gintoki, "Let's go quickly."

In fact, Tatsumi already understood from the conversation just now that the idiot in front of him was not an arsonist, he was just unhappy.

"You have such an attitude after arresting the wrong person." Gintoki stood up and stretched his neck, "I won't complain to you, just be grateful."

"You don't need a good attitude at all with someone like you!" Tatsumi replied loudly.

"Yeah," Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded, "Catching idiots like this who treat recyclable garbage as combustible garbage can only be good for society!"

"How much better do you think you are than me?!" Gintoki cursed.

"At least I'm definitely better than you at sorting garbage!" Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"Really?" Gintoki said disdainfully, "Then what kind of garbage do you think game discs are?!"

"Recyclable garbage!" Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"No way!" Tatsumi complained.

"Why not? After recycling, you can repackage it and sell it as a second-hand CD. This is re-employment in a sense!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "All garbage is recyclable garbage! If you don't want to be recycled, just They are just being lazy! They just don’t want to be used twice!”

"No! All garbage is combustible garbage! I don't understand why there are flammable and non-burnable garbage, why can't I burn it? I just don't want to burn it! In fact, they can all be burned! Everyone is just being lazy. !" Gintoki retorted decisively.

"You two are almost done!" Tatsumi scolded, and stood up and picked up two atlases about garbage classification from the wall and stuffed them into their hands, "take a good look when you get back!"

"No! I want to respect my own will!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Me too!!" Gintoki agreed.

"You..." Tatsumi just wanted to scold the two idiots in front of him, but suddenly the "ding-ding-ding" alarm sounded along with the radio:

[A fire broke out at a tofu shop in Sanmachi, and the source of the fire was a garbage dump next to the shop. Please rush to the scene quickly! 】

Then several burly men rushed out of the house instantly.

The one-eyed Mediterranean leader was stunned when he saw Tatsumi talking to Gintoki and Jiangcheng, "You... have grown up..."

"What are you thinking about! You bald man!" Tatsumi cursed.

"Let's have a good chat with me tonight. That's what girls are like!" As he said that, the one-eyed uncle gave Tatsumi a thumbs up and rushed out quickly.

…

"It's all your fault, I was misunderstood!" Tatsumi stood at the door and cursed at Gintoki and Jiangcheng.

"It's okay!" Jiang Cheng comforted, "Even though Gintoki is so casual, you are indeed not the type he likes, and you are not the type I like either! Don't worry!"

"Yeah." Gintoki nodded.

"Hey, you two are so rude!" Tatsumi scolded, but then he sighed and looked at Gintoki, "I have already contacted your family, and your family will come to pick you up soon."

"Huh?" Gintoki touched the back of his head casually,

"Don't do such unnecessary things."

"I'm sorry," Tatsumi apologized, "It's all because of my mistake that made you miserable."

"Don't mind this. I've also stained your eyes with dirty scenes. I think they're on par." Gintoki replied.

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

"You've only talked about the crotch since you came here, right?!" Tatsumi shouted with his veins popping, but then he chuckled, "What a strange guy."

After saying that, Tatsumi walked in one direction.

"Hey, where are you going?" Gintoki shouted.

"Of course I want to catch the arsonist, I won't give in just like that!" Chen Si replied without looking back.

"He is a guy who is not afraid of hardship." Gintoki reminded casually, "Maybe it will float in the wind and disappear like a soap bubble."

"What a shame! My goal is to become the best firefighter in Edo! I won't lose to those men, nor to the arsonists!" Tatsumi stopped and said sternly, and then turned towards him again without looking back. Walk ahead...

"Not bad momentum," Jiang Cheng murmured, looking at Chen Si's back getting further and further away.

Just as he finished speaking, suddenly, two kunai shot straight from behind Jiang Cheng, piercing the back of Jiang Cheng's head with great precision, causing Jiang Cheng to rush to the street...

At this time, Gintoki turned his head and looked into the distance. This glance didn't matter. He saw Kagura roaring and rushing over in an instant. With a flying kick, Gintoki was kicked to the ground.

However, Kagura didn't intend to let Gintoki go just like that. She kicked and scolded him with a cry, "You unworthy son! Did you come to a place like this to play with fire again?! I don't remember that I have any upbringing." For a son like you!"

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally stood up, pulled out a few kunai from the back of his head, glanced at Kagura who was blasting Gintoki, and then at Shinbaji and Yueyong who were standing aside.

"What's going on?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

"After Kagura received the call, he sent a message to Yue Yong-san..." Xinbaji explained, and then quickly stopped Kagura, who was addicted to blasting hammer Gintoki, "Stop it! Kagura! He will You will beat me to death! You will really beat me to death!"

"Oh oh oh yo, men are like soap bubbles. I'm so pitiful..." Kagura-chan complained with a tearful voice, "You are exactly like your dead father, oh oh oh yo..."

"Kagura-chan, where did you learn such lines..." Jiang Cheng asked with black lines on his head.

"[Never Pay Attention: Edo Hachimachi 24 Hours] said it above," Kagura raised her face and explained, "I selected Aru from [Bastard Thief G]!"

"You're a good choice! You can't become an outstanding adult by remembering this kind of thing all day long!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time.

"And you! Why do you throw kunai at the back of other people's heads without any explanation!" Jiang Cheng turned his eyes and complained to Yue Yong, "It's so rude!"

"The same goes for you! Besides causing trouble every day, what else can you do!" Yue Yong scolded.

"What happened this time has nothing to do with me!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Men are all the same. They will say this to Aru in order to evade responsibility! Yueyue, you have to be careful." Kagura reminded Yueyong with his face.

"That's enough for you!!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Ah, what is that in Jiang Chengsang's hand?" At this time, Xin Baji asked as he looked at the garbage classification brochure in Jiang Cheng's hand.

"Oh, this," Jiang Cheng handed the album to Xin Baji, "it seems to be about garbage sorting, so I gave it to you. Anyway, I'm too lazy to remember such things."

"It is said that garbage classification has become more and more strict recently," Xin Baji said with emotion as he looked at the album in his hand, "Some of them even I have to compare with the album to figure it out."

"Right?" Gintoki took over, "Obviously all garbage is combustible garbage!"

"This person's life really does no good to society at all..." Xinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"But the weather today is really nice! It's a perfect day for barbecue!" Jiang Cheng looked at the bright sun and exclaimed, "Yo Xi! It's decided! I'll treat you to barbecue today!"

"Great!!" Kagura and Shinpachi cheered instantly.

Seeing the excited Shinpachi and Kagura, Gintoki struggled for a long time, and finally stood up and walked in the other direction.

"You guys go ahead, I'm not interested anymore," Gintoki said with a wave of his hand.

"This person is not normal today..." Xinbaji complained, "Normally, even if I don't take him, I will go with him..."

"Masaka..." Kagura looked at Gintoki's back, "Did your brain burn out, Aru?!!"

"No, I just went to catch the arsonist..." Jiang Cheng explained.

"Arsonist? Is it a mission request?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"No, it's just that the habit of being nosy happened again..." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Will we encounter any danger?" Xin Baji asked.

"When has it been his turn to worry about a child like you? Don't worry," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "That guy is famous for his toughness. He is completely different from a soap bubble that bursts with just one poke. Different creatures.”

…

"I told you that that guy will be fine," Jiang Cheng said impatiently, "Are you worried to this extent?"

In the end, Jiangcheng, who could not defeat Shinpachi and Kagura, could only take the two of them to the street to look for Gintoki, while Yueyong returned to Yoshiwara after giving some instructions (threats) to Jiangcheng.

"We are a master house! The president secretly goes to pick up jobs or something... How can such a thing be allowed?" Shinpachi replied, and then looked at Kagura who was walking aside and eating takoyaki, "Do you think so, Kagura-chan?"

"It's a boss! You four eyes! I can't even eat barbecue, Aru!" Kagura scolded, "After all, it's the kind of job where you can't get paid, right?"

"By the way, where did that idiot go? We almost went through the entire Kabukicho." Jiang Cheng complained, "Maybe I got it wrong, that guy didn't come to catch the arsonist at all. , but went to play with small steel balls?"

"No! If it were playing with small steel balls, that guy would definitely choose barbecue!" Shinpachi retorted, "And according to my investigation, the arsonist must be in Kabukicho!"

"Maybe instead of playing with small steel balls, I went to find a little girl to practice combining skills," Jiang Cheng continued, "I'm embarrassed to explain this kind of thing to you, so maybe Ginzai left. "

"Is Yin-sang that kind of person in your impression?" Shinpachi curled his lips and said.

But just after he finished complaining, Shinpachi turned around and found Gintoki sitting on the lying trash can at the side of the alley.

There was another girl in the trash can, it was Tatsumi.

"Ah, sure enough, it is indeed a combined technique..." Shinbachi muttered, then spat decisively and prepared to turn around and leave.

"Gintoki, no matter what, don't play like this on the street." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Forget it, I will explain to Kagura-chan and Shinpachi that such an adult world also exists. !”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng dragged Kagura and Shinbaji to leave.

"Wait a minute! Did you misunderstand something?!" Gintoki and Tatsumi shouted quickly.

"I'm going to stay with my uncle for the next few days. You're so disgusting, Gin-chan!" Kagura spat and said.

"Listen to the explanation, you bastards!" Gintoki stood up, kicked the three of them over and cursed.

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