Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Sakamoto?" Jiang Cheng looked at the three members of the Master House in front of him and asked in confusion, but then he immediately said, "I came here once, but he looked like he wanted to eat and drink for free, and then I threw him away. Out. What's wrong?"

"Throwing it out is the kind of throwing it away..." Xinbajiu murmured: "You are too unhuman..."

"You're right! Occasionally, you should treat your friends who are not doing well to eat and drink for free!" Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"It's of no use to people like you!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Favor?" With a sigh, Jiang Cheng put down the joystick in his hand, turned around and said seriously, "You can't have any sympathy or pity for that man. Do you know how much we lived during the war because of that guy?" Is it miserable?”

"Miserable? What do you mean?" Xin Bajiao was puzzled.

"That man, to put it simply, is a master of fraud, although he is as empty-headed as an idiot." Jiang Cheng explained.

Jiang Cheng then recalled the countless times during the war that Sakamoto deceived him out of his money...

"At that time, both me and Gintoki, as well as the wig and Gao Zai, were all deceived by him... and he deceived us. As a result, we didn't even have enough money to drink two drinks for a long time..."

Recalling that time, Jiang Cheng always felt angry and itched his teeth.

"That's right." Gintoki nodded in agreement.

"So, that man doesn't deserve sympathy at all," Jiang Cheng replied, "But then again, why are you looking for him?"

"Actually, Miss Mutsu gave us a commission." Shinpachi explained, "Recover the stolen goods and money of the rescue team, and..."

"Kick away his [beep——] Aru!" Kagura answered.

"Well, although I can't help you with the first two commissions, I have already completed the last one for you~" Jiang Cheng winked and said, "So, Gintoki, please remember to give me three times as reward." One percent."

"That one is the least important!" Shinpachi complained, but then his tone changed and he sighed slightly: "By the way, where is Sakamoto-san? Didn't he go to investigate alone? It should be said that he is fast. Here’s the captain of the reinforcement team.”

"No, no, no..." Gintoki and Jiang Cheng shook their heads at the same time and retorted.

"Didn't I say it before? That guy's head is empty." Gintoki said casually, "Okay, since it's not here, it must be there. Come over there with me quickly."

After saying that, Gintoki took the lead and stepped out of the door.

"Sorry to bother you. Goodbye, Jiang Chengsang." After saying hello, Xin Baji also walked towards the door.

"Well, bye, Shinpachi, Gin-chan." Kagura sat there, eating snacks on the table, and vaguely greeted Shinpachi and Gintoki as they left.

"Hey, bye, Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi replied with a smile, but the next moment, "Bye bye! Why do you have to say goodbye to us! Stop being lazy at work!!"

"But the snacks are really delicious Aru..." Kagura said while eating, "Aren't they three jobs anyway? Recycling money, recycling goods, and kicking that guy's [beep——] away,

Wouldn't it be nice to just regard the last job as my completion, Aru? "

"There is no such thing!" Shinpachi shouted, "If you want to be lazy, you have to find a better excuse!"

"That's it..." As he spoke, Kagura's eyes rolled around in a circle, "That's why I miss my uncle Aru! I don't want to leave here today Aru!"

"Hey, Kagura-chan, although I was really touched by what you said at first, but..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at Kagura who was pretending to be cute and continued, "But anyone with a discerning eye can see it. Can you tell you’re lying? I can’t feel the slightest bit touched!”

"Don't give up! As long as you don't give up, you will definitely feel it!" Kagura said seriously.

"Hey, go to work quickly." Jiang Cheng ignored Kagura's nonsense, pushed and pulled Kagura out of the room, and locked the door from inside.

"Oh oh oh yo," Kagura cried at the door while knocking on the door, "oh oh oh oh yo, this heartless man actually kicked this pitiful girl out of the house..."

"Hurry up and leave, don't play such a sad drama here." Shinpachi pulled Kagura's clothes hard, but the latter still sat on the ground motionless, "Gin Sang has gone far, hurry up Just catch up!"

"That's enough," Jiang Cheng suddenly opened the door, "I'll go with you. I just remembered that there is something that needs that idiot."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng mentioned Kagura and left. Kagura resisted vigorously, but it was of no use. Xin Bajia on the side breathed a sigh of relief and followed.

…

On the way.

"Speaking of which, does Jiang Chengsang have anything to do with Sakamoto-san?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"Ah, there's a little something," Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Is it to bring some items to Ms. Jianghua?" Shinpachi then asked, "I heard from Kagura-chan that it seems that Ms. Jianghua's hometown is relatively backward and there is nothing."

"Absolutely," Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Hey?! Are you bringing a gift for mommy, Aru?!" Kagura said in surprise, then she patted her chest and continued confidently, "Count me in, too! As a daughter, mommy's hobbies are basically It’s clear. First, buy two large boxes of vinegar Kumbuaru!”

"This should be what you want, right!" Xin Baji couldn't help but complain, "It seems that Ms. Jianghua doesn't like that kind of thing!"

"Stop arguing, we're here." Jiang Cheng separated the two people who were arguing with his hands and looked at the smiling bar in front of him and said.

Immediately afterwards, everyone walked into the Smile Bar. As soon as they entered the store, a waiter glanced at Jiang Cheng and his expression changed. He was about to say something but was stopped by Jiang Cheng.

"Don't worry, I'm not here to drink, just to meet someone." As he said that, Jiang Cheng glanced towards the store, and sure enough, after a brief glance, he saw Sakamoto, who was proposing to A Liang.

"Miss A Liang, please marry me!" Sakamoto shouted and rushed towards A Liang.

"NO! 3Q!" Ah Liang replied with a smile, and at the same time used a blow to lift the vaginal leg.

As a result, Sakamoto covered his lower body and gasped several times on the ground.

"My work completion rate should be multiplied by two Aru!" Kagura said.

…

In a pastry shop.

"Hey, I have something to ask you. I forgot to mention it at that time." Jiang Cheng put his hand away from Sakamoto's face, who was teasing the waiter, and said.

"Kintoki, this guy is really merciless. He just wanted to treat him once, but he kicked him out, hahaha." Sakamoto whispered to Gintoki.

"You should have remembered my name by now, right?! It's Gintoki! Gintoki!" Gintoki cursed.

"Aren't gold, silver, etc. all the same?" Kagura said indifferently as she took the Buffy from the waiter.

"This is very important!" Gintoki retorted, "Imagine, when it's your turn to take the exam and your name is called, you will definitely find it annoying if you hear someone shouting [Kagura Jack-chan, ahahahaha]! It’s really annoying!!”

"Suddenly I felt very angry!" Kagura imagined the scene, and veins popped out on her face.

"But having said that, I'm really busy. If there's nothing else, can you let me go back? Hahahahaha." Sakamoto said, rubbing the back of his head, "I just finished the finale next door. I'm really exhausted." Well~ Of course, if Jiang Cheng, you invite me to Yoshiwara..."

Before Sakamoto could finish speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi across the table cursed with their veins popping out: "Who do you think we are doing this for?!"

…

"Oh? [Electric Blood]? What is that?" Sakamoto asked doubtfully.

"Isn't that your stolen goods!" Gintoki shouted, "Isn't that the goods that are stored at your place?!"

"Ahahahaha, such trivial matters are usually left to Xiao Lu," Sakamoto explained, "Even if you tell me, you won't find anything, ahahahaha..."

"I thought it was some kind of important cargo. Did I just lose a few dry batteries?" Jiang Cheng said casually, "You can replenish that kind of stuff at any convenience store."

"No, Jiang Chengsang, it's electric blood, not dry batteries." As he said this, Xin Baji took out a photo of the electric blood and placed it on the table, "This is it."

"What is this? A new brand of dry battery?" Jiang Cheng asked, holding the photo, "Can it make the four-wheel drive last longer?"

"No!" Xin Baji continued to explain, "I heard that the substance extracted from the special ore of [Guiwuxing] can equal the entire power of a space battleship in one stroke."

"Ore?" Jiang Cheng caught a keyword, then grabbed Sakamoto's collar and shouted: "Is it that green crystal stone?! Hey, answer me!"

"Ah, what are you talking about? I have no idea at all, hahahaha..."

"Forget it, I can't figure it out even if I ask this idiot. Where is that Lu... or something woman? I'm going to ask her face to face." Jiang Cheng asked again.

"It's Mutsu," Sakamoto replied, "It's not okay for you to always be unable to remember women's names, Jiang Cheng. Women won't like you if you do this, hahahahaha."

"Are you qualified to criticize others?!" Gintoki cursed.

"Where is that woman?" Jiang Cheng asked next.

"It should be on the rescue team's spaceship, but I don't know, hahahaha."

"Is Jiang Chengsang also interested in electric blood?" Xin Baji asked curiously.

"It has nothing to do with you." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked out.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, everyone was a little confused.

"What on earth is that idiot thinking?" Gintoki murmured.

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