Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Huh?!" Little Kagura was shocked, "Dad, have you also participated in a school trip?! What about mommy?"

Jiang Hua still kept his smile and said nothing.

"Of course!" Master Xinghaibo replied without hesitation, "At that time, I was the most obedient kid in the class!"

"The second half of the sentence is simply impossible!" Shenwei complained.

"What's impossible! That's true!" Master Xinghaibo retorted, but then, Master Xinghaibo smiled mysteriously, pretending to be mysterious, took out an object from his arms and held it in his hand, "There is actually a surprise I want to give you today. Damn the kid!"

"Surprise?" Little Kagura tilted her head, a little confused, "What is that? What does surprise mean?"

"It's just a gift! A gift that took a lot of effort!" the leader of Xinghaifang replied.

"Gift?!" Kagura jumped down again, ran to Master Xinghaibo and tugged on Master Xinghaibo's clothes, staring at Master Xinghaibo with a pair of big eyes, "Is there any Kagura? Have you prepared any surprises for Kagura? ?”

"Well..." Master Xinghaibo was a little stuck staring at his daughter, "Well, actually..."

"No? Is there no Kagura? Doesn't Kagura deserve surprises?" Little Kagura's eyes slowly filled with mist.

"Next time! Be sure to prepare a surprise for Kagura next time! One for each person, okay? It will be Kagura's turn next time, okay?" the leader of Xinghaibo said quickly.

"Really?" Little Kagura wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, raised her head and asked seriously.

"Of course!" Master Xinghaifang replied without hesitation.

"Then we agreed, we must prepare a surprise for Kagura next time." Little Kagura held out her little finger.

Master Xinghaibo smiled and extended his little finger.

"Where's the gift?" Jiang Hua asked aloud.

"Of course this is it!" As he said that, the leader of Xinghaifang opened his other hand, and saw a crystal stone glowing green lying in the hand of the leader of Xinghaifang.

"What's wrong? Are you so shocked that you can't speak?" Seeing that everyone was silent, the leader of Xinghaifang explained aloud, "Don't underestimate this thing! This is something that can restore mother's health! "

"Huh?" Shenwei deliberately prolonged his voice, "This is truly the greatest gift."

After saying that, Shenwei stood up and picked up the large sack at the door, dumped all the crystal stones inside on the ground, glanced at the crystal stones in Xinghaifang Master's hand again and teased: "What a surprise~"

Looking at the crystal stones on the ground, none of which was smaller than the crystal stone in his hand, Master Xinghaifang felt that it was really embarrassing to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"Well, I was just joking just now!" Master Xinghaibo coughed twice and said again, "Well, this time I actually prepared a surprise for Kagura!"

"Hey?! Really?!" Kagura said in surprise.

"Yeah! Really!" Master Xinghaibo said seriously, and then looked at Jiang Hua with a serious face, "My dear, let's work hard today! How about making a younger brother or sister for Kagura? Kagura, are you surprised? You’re going to have a brother or sister soon!”

As a result, readers can probably guess that the master of Xinghaibo hung on the ceiling all night.

…

The next day.

"It seems that someone is faster than me..." Master Xinghaibo stood in front of the bed and murmured,

"Ah, yes." Jiang Hua sat on the bedside and glanced at Kagura and Kamui who were sleeping soundly beside him, then looked at the crystal stone in his hand, and replied with a smile.

"Who is it..." the leader of Xinghaifang asked in confusion, "I have been searching for so many years but I have only found a small piece. Who can find so many in such a short time..."

Jiang Hua did not answer, but looked at Shenwei aside.

"Could it be..." Master Xinghaibo looked at Kamui on the side, "Could it be this brat? Dad, am I going to be surpassed by this brat who hasn't even grown his hair yet?!"

"No," Jiang Hua shook his head, then looked out the window and said softly, "It's another [family member]."

"Another family member? Who?" Master Xinghaifang was still confused.

"Earth." Jiang Hua turned around and reminded.

"Earth?" Master Xinghaibo didn't know why, but then he thought of something, "Could it be that brat? I heard that brat participated in the war and then disappeared. I didn't expect..."

Yes, in fact, Jiang Hua has always been concerned about Jiang Cheng on Earth. Every time Xinghaifang Master goes out, Xinghaifang Master will pay attention to Jiang Cheng's news.

"If you say that, I can understand it. If he is the same as you, he must be much more sensitive to these things than an ordinary person like me..." The leader of Xinghaifang finally figured it out, "Then, that smelly Where is the boy now?"

Jiang Hua shook his head and did not answer.

"Didn't he show up?" Master Xinghaibo continued, "I heard that he killed one of Chun Yu's divisions on Earth alone. The whole Chun Yu is looking for him now. Then, maybe I should say hello to some of Chun Yu's old friends. , it can be regarded as a thank you to him."

"What about you? Are you leaving this time?" Jiang Hua ignored the words of Master Xinghaifang and asked.

"Ah, I want to leave. I don't want an outsider to work hard for my wife while I hide here." The leader of Xinghaifang squatted down, held Jiang Hua's hand and said.

"Perhaps, this is also a family, not just when we stay together." Jiang Hua murmured.

"Jiang Hua, you..." Master Xinghaifang never expected to hear such words from Jiang Hua's mouth, and his expression became gentle.

"Kamiko..."

Just when the two of them were so deeply in love that their mouths were about to touch...

"Ahem!" Shenwei sat up and stared at the two of them.

"You brat, you occasionally show me the atmosphere, the atmosphere! Can't you see the atmosphere now?!" the leader of Xinghaibo scolded.

"You are the one! Saying these disgusting love words in front of children makes my skin crawl all over!" Shenwei retorted.

"Kamui, this is wrong. You should pretend to be asleep like Kagura, pretending not to hear anything." Little Kagura sat up, stretched out a finger and said earnestly.

Master Xinghaifang: "..."

Jiang Hua: "..."

"Bon voyage." Jiang Hua said decisively, lying down and closing his eyes.

"Isn't it?!" the master of Xinghaifang shouted helplessly, and at the same time looked at Shenwei with an expressionless and contemptuous expression on his face, "You stinky boy!"

"This stinking bald man!" Shenwei was unwilling to be outdone.

"What did you say?!" Master Xinghaifang was furious, "I should be called daddy with a clear head! No, no, my hair is still very thick now! Jiang Hua, don't always say bald in front of your children. Yes, if you say it too much, it will become true!"

"Isn't that better?!" Kamui shouted.

"What an infuriating brat! If I had known I would give birth to you, I should have shot you into the corner of my head!" said the leader of Xinghaifang, grinning.

But at this time, Jiang Hua couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Mom..." Kamui said he was hurt.

"I'm sorry, Shenwei," Jiang Hua said, "I just think this sentence sounds familiar. Some people also said such words ten years ago."

"Who is it?" Master Xinghaibo and Kamui asked at the same time.

"It's an idiot." Jiang Hua said and covered himself with the quilt.

…

"Hey, let's go after lunch." Kamui stood at the door and said to Master Xinghaibo.

"Huh?" Master Xinghaifang raised his head and glanced around, then turned his head and pointed at himself and asked doubtfully, "Are you talking to me? Couldn't something similar to body snatching have happened to you? Or? Do you have a fever?"

The veins on Kamui's face were twitching, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards Master Xinghaibo.

"Mommy, Kamui and dad are competing!" Inside the house, little Kagura pointed out the window and said.

"I know." Jiang Hua said with a smile, and then stood up from the bed, "I haven't moved my body for a long time... Kagura, you have to close your eyes."

"I understand!" Kagura quickly covered her eyes, but secretly left a few gaps for herself.

…

The bruised and swollen Kamui and Master Xinghaibo knelt in front of the dining table, neither of them daring to speak first, while Jiang Hua and Kagura sat at the dining table to eat.

The whole room was eerily quiet except for the sounds of Jiang Hua and Xiao Kagura eating.

After Kagura was full, Jiang Hua glanced at Xinghaibo master and Kamui who were still kneeling on the ground, and said casually, "Eat."

The two of them were relieved and quickly got up and ran to the dining table.

"This chicken drumstick is mine! My dear wife made it for me!" Master Xinghaifang saw that the drumstick he was going to get was preempted by Shenwei, and he couldn't help shouting, pulling his neck.

"No! Mom made this specially for me!" Shenwei retorted.

Afterwards, the two started a frantic fight for food. The entire dining table is a battlefield for the two of them. Jiang Hua, on the other hand, squinted his eyes and smiled.

…

after lunch.

"Dad, wait." Kamui called out to Master Xinghaibo.

"What's wrong?" Master Xinghaifang, who was ready to go, turned around and asked.

"Thank you..." came the mighty mosquito-like voice.

"Nani?" Master Xinghaifang was a little confused, "Did you really eat something you shouldn't have eaten today?"

"I already said thank you!" Holding back the anger in his heart, Kamui raised his head and shouted, but then he spoke much softer and continued, "Thank you for saving my mother from the hell called loneliness, even though I don't know much about it now. , but thank you very much!”

"What are you talking about?" Master Xinghaibo walked up to Kamui, stretched out his hand and touched Kamui's head with an extremely gentle expression, "It's not only me who brought her salvation, but also you and Kagura. Maybe I also I should say thank you, thank you for being my family.”

"It's disgusting, you bald man, hearing these sensational words from your mouth..." Shenwei turned his head and curled his lips and said, but his eyes were moist.

"What did you say, you brat!" Xinghaifang leader couldn't help but curse.

So the two started arguing again.

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