Maybe a Fake Gintama

"I'm not scaring you," the patrol officer held a lantern and said helplessly to Xin Baji, "I'm just asking what you are doing."

【No need to tell you】

Elizabeth switches into thick eyebrow mode again and holds up the wooden sign.

"Do you know that the recent generation has..." The official's voice stopped abruptly.

After pausing for a second, the officer slowly fell down with his eyes wide open, and the blood on his back spurted out.

"Knife-testing murderers are around, so it's very dangerous~" Okada Shizou kept the posture of wielding the knife and added what the official had not finished.

"Ah, ahhhhhh!!" Xin Baji couldn't help shouting. In the next moment, Elizabeth kicked Xin Baji away first, which actually gave Xin Baji the chance of survival.

"Eliza...Elizabeth!" Shinbaji shouted at Elizabeth who was still there.

Seeing that Okada Shizo's sword was about to be chopped down again, Shinbaji couldn't bear to watch anymore, but the next second, Okada Shizo's sword and his hat were thrown away at the same time.

"Hey, I came here to find the demon sword," Gintoki's casual voice sounded from behind Okada Shikou, "Hey, I think I've seen you somewhere."

"Yin Sang!" Xin Baji shouted in surprise.

"Really, I seem to have smelled it somewhere before..." Okada Shizo turned his head and replied, taking out the aerosol and pinching it twice at his nostrils.

"You are...you are a person who is hiding like a man!" At this time, Xin Baji finally searched for the information of the person in front of him from his own memory. After all, there were wanted notices for this person posted all over the street. "These days, the trial Were you responsible for all the killings with swords?! And Yin Sang, why are you here?"

"Although the purposes are different, we all seem to have something to do with him, Shinpachi-kun." Gintoki clenched the wooden sword in his hand and looked at Okada Shinzo in front of him with a solemn expression.

Okada Shizo smiled slightly, lowered his head and picked up his knife that had just fallen to the ground.

"I'm so happy. It seems that you came here just to see me~" Okada Shizo said and stood up straight again. The next moment, he suddenly ran to the side at great speed.

After rushing to a certain position, Okada Shizo swung it hard in a certain direction, and there was a crisp sound of weapon collision followed by dust in the sky.

【What is he doing】

Elizabeth held up the wooden sign.

[Is it because the eyes can’t see?]

Elizabeth switched wooden signs once.

"No, that is..." Gintoki murmured. After a few seconds, the dust finally faded away, and the figure in the dust gradually began to stare.

"Alala, I didn't expect that even you would be lured here," Okada said with a hidden smile but not a smile, "Sir Jiangcheng."

"Have we met?" Jiang Cheng held the umbrella with both hands, and the umbrella was still trembling slightly. "What's going on with this guy? This kind of power is not something humans should have..." Jiang Cheng was slightly shocked.

"I heard that this sword is a demon sword that can bring disaster." Okada Shizou put away the sword, stood up, jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng's umbrella, "It seems that it can really attract masters..."

After saying that, Jiang Chengcheng was kicked out like a bullet.

He flew out at extremely high speed and fell into a nearby house.

boom! ! !

The entire wall of the house was shattered into pieces due to Jiang Cheng's impact.

"Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji shouted.

"Are my expectations for you a little too high?" Okada Shizo murmured, raising the sword in his hand, "I almost thought it would be fatal to meet you all at the same time~"

"First Katsura, and then you two, thanks to this sword, I met the person I really wanted to see~" Okada Shizo turned back to Gintoki and said, "It seems that this sword is a Can you give me a knife that brings good luck~"

"Guisang? What did you do to Guisang?!" Shinpachi was about to rush out to check Jiang Cheng's injury, but after hearing Okada Shizou's words, he couldn't help but asked.

"Oh, oh, are you acquaintances?" Okada Shizo pretended to be confused, then chuckled and continued: "That's really what I did to you. I'm very excited because I just got a new sword. It was incredible, so I accidentally chopped him off~"

"Wig won't lose to a guy like you who only knows how to kill people!" Gintoki retorted without thinking.

"Don't be angry. Didn't you just say you were sorry?" Okada Shizo continued, "Also, didn't you see just now? How about [our] power? Give that real beast to The power to repel…”

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Gintoki replied disdainfully, and then looked at the house that was knocked into ruins by Jiang Cheng, "Hey, get up, your acting skills are too bad, that's all. Only a blind man can believe it.”

"Ah, ah, ah, I thought I could win an Academy Award for my hard work~" Jiang Cheng's casual voice came as he walked out of the ruins.

"There is a limit to arrogance, hey, even Shun Oguri didn't get it." Gintoki complained.

"Really? Who won the Academy Award?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of disbelief.

[I heard it was a guy named Sugata Masaki]

Elizabeth on the side raised the wooden sign.

"I haven't heard of this guy before." Jiang Cheng said casually, ignoring Xin Baji who was posing at the side.

Shinbachi expressed that he was very hurt and shouted loudly: "That's me! Me in the live-action movie!"

"Shut up, Glasses! Is this the time to argue about this?!" Gintoki couldn't help but cursed, "Also, in the third dimension, you're just Daisuke Sakaguchi!"

"That's me too..."

…

Seeing a few people arguing over the Academy Awards, Okada Shizo finally couldn't bear it anymore after being ignored.

"Did you forget something? I'm still here~" Okada Shizou said, "Also, weren't you just asking for news about Gui?"

"Hey, Gintoki, have you seen this blind man there before?" Jiang Cheng leaned close to Gintoki's ear and whispered, "You still pretend to be familiar with us, is that a joke?"

"It's very possible. It's even possible that he's not blind at all, he just refuses to open his eyes..." Gintoki whispered back, "Actually, if you work hard, you will definitely be able to open your eyes."

"That's enough for you two!!" Shinpachi yelled, "Now is not the time to joke! You still need to ask him about Guisang's whereabouts!"

"Ahem!" Okada Shizou, who was ignored again, coughed twice and took out a bunch of hair from his arms. Before he could say anything, Jiang Cheng came close to Gintoki's ear again and whispered.

"Gintoki, isn't that guy really a pervert? The so-called knife test killing is just a cover, right? Just to collect some hair, right? Doesn't he have a special hobby? Just like the guy next door who likes to collect women's hands Same."

"Didn't I tell you last time? People like this who ran away from the hospital are the worst people to mess with. Once they go crazy and kill people, they will definitely be found not guilty in the end. After all..." As he said that, Gintoki pointed. In my own head, "There is something wrong with this place after all!"

"But he seems to be interested in your natural curls. Every time he sees you, you look excited." Jiang Cheng glanced at Okada Shizo and then whispered into Gintoki's ear again.

"Huh?!" Gintoki made a shocked expression, "It shouldn't be right? Does anyone really have such a hobby?"

With that said, Gintoki looked at Okada Shizo and said seriously: "Well, if it's for my hair, next time I get a haircut, I will ask the hairstylist to collect the cut hair. If necessary If so, you can give me your address and I will mail it to you. But I don’t care about the shipping cost."

"I'm not a pervert~" Okada Shizo raised the hair in his hand, "I just want to at least return his relics to you. I pulled them out as a souvenir. If I give them to you, Izumi Shita knows He will also be very happy, right?"

As he spoke, Okada Shizou brought the hair in his hand to his nose and smelled it, and wondered: "But is Gui really a man? With such smooth hair, he looks like a woman..."

Looking at Okada Shinzo who was rubbing his hair with his face while talking, Jiangcheng and Gintoki felt a chill.

"You still say you're not a pervert!" Jiang Cheng shouted loudly, "You're just a complete pervert!"

While shouting, Jiang Cheng made several gestures with Gintoki's hand, which were special gestures used by several people in the war against foreigners.

[Hard point, you leave it behind. 】

"That's right! Your current behavior is exactly the same as a pervert!" Gintoki replied, making a few gestures at the same time.

【What a joke! It's better for you to stay as a queen! 】

"Also, you said that's just the hair from the wig? Bring me the DNA comparison certificate!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Okada Shizo with an umbrella and shouted, "Can't you take it out? Couldn't that be the one you got from the barber shop?" Did you get it secretly?"

At the same time, Jiang Cheng continued to gesture to Gintoki.

【I withdraw! 】

"Sosou, hand over the identification certificate quickly!" Gintoki shouted to Okada Shizo. At the same time, he was gesturing wildly.

【I will withdraw first! 】

Jiang Cheng: [Me first! 】

Gintoki: [I go first! 】

The two had a friendly exchange on the issue of who should escape first. As for why it was said to be a friendly exchange, it was because...the two did not fight.

"Although I don't know what the two people in front of me are planning, I always feel that they are inexplicably angry..." Shinbachi adjusted his glasses and said expressionlessly.

【I'm feeling it too】

Elizabeth held up her wooden sign.

Finally, the ideological discord between the two turned into a physical conflict over the issue of who would escape first and who would stay behind.

Gintoki and Jiangcheng grabbed each other's collars, and neither of them spoke. Of course, this was in the eyes of others.

Gintoki: Stop joking! That must be a monster! Let me stay and die? ! Shouldn’t monsters be dealt with by monsters?

Jiang Cheng: Just go with peace of mind! I will train Xin Baji to be a qualified heir to Wanshiwu!

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