Maybe a Fake Gintama

"That's your fault, so no matter what happened, it has nothing to do with us, so let's say goodbye!" Yinshi looked at Yueyong and said, at the same time he stood up and ran out the door.

Jiang Cheng is the same, but the direction is opposite to Yin Shi, Yin Shi runs out of the door, then Jiang Cheng is ready to jump out of the window.

"You two calm down, at least let me tell you everything, it's not a big deal." Yue Ying sighed and threw the two kunai again, hitting the back of their heads.

"What's not a great thing?! Do you know what will happen to this idiot once he drinks other alcohol?! Now I can't even imagine it! Hey! It feels like a disaster movie when I think about it! Forgive me! Me, I really don't want to know anything~" Yin Shisheng shouted reluctantly.

"Is it all my fault that you mean it?! If it wasn't for your own words, what wine, food, and women would you like, nothing else would have happened!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"If you didn't enter that store at first, nothing would have happened, so it's still your fault!" Yin Shi retorted at Jiang Cheng.

"I'm not willing to enter that store!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and then suddenly patted his hand, "That's the fault of the aunt who pulled me in, it's all her fault!"

"Soga, the case is solved, then it's all the fault of that aunt. The culprit has been found, so I'll leave first, Miss Police Officer." With that, Yin Shi saluted Yueyong and turned to leave. .

"Enough for the two of you! Can you listen to what people have to say!"

...

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sat opposite Yueyong again, but what was different from the previous time was that they both had several kunai on their bodies.

"Well, I want to ask, how is that old man Feng Xian?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked in a low voice.

"It's finished." Yueyong replied.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were instantly petrified. After a long time, the two people responded, turning their heads to each other at the same time, and kept making eye contact.

Jiang Cheng: Kill the youth? What does it mean to kill green? Is this novel over? Why did Mao kill him alone? The author didn't inform me about the protagonist at all?

Yinshi: It must be that, ah, that, that is the time to get a lunch box, that old man must be secretly taking the appearance fee somewhere, eating pork chop rice and drinking beer I don’t know how happy he is. Finally, even if this is not the silver TAMA crew, I am the main character! Remember it clearly for me!

Jiang Cheng: I can't imagine it at all! Didn't he really finish in his own life? Have you got your lunch? Wasn't his life really over? ! ! ! Also, I am the protagonist!

Gintoki: Absolutely not, don't worry! That old man is called the Night King! Surely it won't be done so easily! However, it is very possible that the lower body will be killed first.

Jiang Cheng: Even if the lower body is finished, it is not good! It's not a second in every sense! Is it still the Night King after the lower body is finished? ! Although he did look at that age.

"Whether it's his life or his lower body, it's finished at the same time." Yueyong couldn't help reminding.

Jiang Cheng: Did you hear that? ! She said that the old man's life and lower body were finished at the same time. Hey! Just hang up! Absolutely hang up, right? ! Also, why can't she see what we're thinking? !

Gintoki: Don't panic! Just got laid off! Eighteen years later, I will be working again! Not only life, but also the lower body will definitely work again!

"Enough for the two of you! Hey!" Yue Yong was really shown by these two idiots.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi instantly stopped making eye contact.

"Let me introduce first, this is Sun Wheel, Yoshihara's [Sun]!" After Yueyong finished speaking, Sun Wheel smiled at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi.

"Hey, Yinshi, the people in this place seem to have problems with their brains.

She said that the woman was [the sun] Oh, isn't the sun that round thing in the sky? "Jiang Cheng whispered in Yin Shi's ear.

"It must be that kind of setting, isn't it some ancient myth that the sun is something like the Golden Crow? Maybe that woman is the body of the Golden Crow or something." Yin Shi also explained in a low voice.

"Is this novel originally set up like this? The author didn't explain it at all." Jiang Cheng continued to whisper.

"Isn't this kind of setting very common in China? Although it is a light novel, when you click on the light novel channel of the starting point, most of the top-ranked works are fantasy and the like." Yin Shi just finished, I heard the sun laugh.

"You two are really interesting people," said the sun wheel with a smile on his face, "but there is one point that is right, from now on, the sun in Yoshihara will also be round and glowing in the sky. Yes, something warm."

"Finally, I would like to say thank you to the two of you for that old man. I had so much fun with him, at the end of his day."

After listening, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's faces darkened, and they turned to look at their buttocks at the same time.

"It's not that "playing", you two idiots!" Yueyong instantly kicked the two over with one kick.

"He's that Night King! What kind of play is he? Can you be more clear! It's easy for people to misunderstand!" Jiang Cheng complained loudly as he got up.

"For example, three drunk men sing together shirtless, dance [beep-] dance together, and then hold the world's No. 1 martial arts meeting on their own, in the process of holding the world's No. 1 martial arts meeting for the three of you In the middle, that Feng Xian was still saying things that he couldn't understand from time to time, "Young people don't teach martial arts", "Lightning five whips", "I don't understand how to change hair", "I'm careless... No flashes" and so on. People took their weapons and fired them into the sky, poked a hole in the sky on their own, and then climbed outside the hole, standing at the mouth of the hole and urinating farther down than anyone else..." Yueyong snapped her fingers chatteringly.

"Don't...don't talk about it!" Yin Shi was already completely messed up, "If you don't remember something, just pretend it didn't happen. Isn't it Jiang Cheng." After saying that, Yin Shi laughed hahaha. He whistled because he was too guilty.

"You're right, Yinshi, how could your weapon pierce a hole in the sky? It's completely impossible! Although I joked earlier that the Night King had an anti-tank gun on his body, it's just a joke, right? Time. Hahahaha." Jiang Cheng laughed guilty after he finished speaking.

"No, I really poke a hole. If you don't believe me, just take a look."

Hearing Yueyong's words, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi shoved to the window, looked up and saw a thick "ceiling" that covered the entire Yoshiwara actually had a huge hole. Sunlight streamed in through the hole.

"Yinshi, there was a hole there, right?" Jiang Cheng said, pointing to the hole in the sky.

"Well, that's right, there was a hole there." Yin Shi nodded and said.

"How long are you two going to escape reality?!"

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi instantly made up a scene. Three big men were standing on the roof with their shirts on, laughing and holding umbrellas and shooting into the sky, while Yin Shi was laughing like an idiot. Applauding and applauding...

"Private Marseille!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi both turned around at the same time and knelt down and shouted.

"No, for us, the two of you saved the whole Yoshihara. Besides, playing with him so much in his last moments, he was really like a child at that time. Of course, the last , once again turned into an ordinary grandfather. Thank you." Sun Wheel said softly with a smile, after speaking, Yue Yong glanced at the two of them and pushed Sun Wheel and walked out...

...

"Hey, it's enough to play tricks. After all these years, you are still an idiot." Yin Shi looked out the window, but he was speaking to a idiot in a certain room.

"With each other, aren't you still an idiot?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said with a smile.

"In the end, at that time, you were actually sober from drunkenness, Jiang Cheng?"

"Who knows..." Jiang Cheng said softly, lying on the ground looking at the ceiling.

--Dividing line--

"Boy, aren't you Shenwei?" Feng Xian hummed as she lay at the entrance of the cave.

"I've never heard of that kind of name," Jiang Cheng also lay at the entrance of the cave, panting slightly, "Are you happy, old man?"

"Hahaha, I'm happy. It's really been a long time since I've been this happy. No, I've never been so happy." Feng Xian said with a big laugh, but when she turned her head, she saw that Jiang Cheng was already crying. On the other hand, Yin Shi slept more than Jiang Cheng died.

"Hahaha, I'm really happy. Even the sun doesn't hurt when it shines on my body, it just feels warm. It's so beautiful, the sun." Feng Xian said with emotion.

Afterwards, Feng Xian kicked Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi through the hole with one kick, "This kick should be regarded as your punishment for teasing the old man. Besides, the final reward of this carnival, such a beautiful sun, Just let the old man enjoy it alone!"

(Voiceover: Did the two of them get hurt like this?!)

"I understand, you hate the sun more than anyone else, and you are the one who wants to touch it more than anyone else. Both are the real you." came here.

Sun Lun gently opened the umbrella in his hand, shielding Feng Xian from the dazzling sunlight.

"The sun wheel?" Seeing the person coming, Feng Xian smiled softly.

"I've always wanted you to look at this blue sky and the beautiful sun. I said it, I will definitely make you reconciled with Father Sun. I always knew that, no matter how bluffing, no matter how bluff. Do something terrible, you are not a terrible person like the Night King, you just imagine an ordinary grandpa who takes a nap under the sun like this. It's just a request, but it was built for this purpose. Stupid flower street." Saying this, Sun Wheel's tears dripped down onto Feng Xian's face.

"Maybe, but I really don't regret it now. The sun that is high above, or you, is so incredible and beautiful in my eyes. I didn't expect it to be in this way... ... Those two stinky boys are really incredible men, but... that's enough, finally, tell the stinky boy who accompanied the old man crazy, and Yoshihara handed it over to him." Said, Feng Xian He laughed again, and at the same time, Feng Xian's body began to be continuously exposed to wounds from the scorching sun. However, Feng Xian didn't feel the pain, but was looking forward to sleeping under the sun for a short while.

"Have a good dream..."

(Voiceover: So, what happened to the Night King in the end?

A certain author: Don't ask, ask is to finish.

Voiceover:  …)