Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the end, Jiang Cheng compromised. After being told this by Ri Lun, Jiang Cheng felt that it was okay to have a drink today. After all, he hadn't had a good drink in a long time.

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"Then, let's drink to your heart's content today." Nichirin said with a smile.

"Um..." Looking at the room in front of him, Jiang Cheng scratched his head, showing a look of embarrassment on his face, "Actually, I prefer to drink alone. I'm not used to being served while drinking."

"Shouldn't someone pour the wine for you to make the wine taste better?" Nichirin asked doubtfully.

"No, I still like to drink alone." Jiang Guo refused decisively.

"Stop talking so much nonsense, just come in quickly!" While Jiang Cheng wasn't paying attention, Qingta pushed Jiang Cheng into the room. And took advantage of the opportunity to lock the door.

Seeing this, Nichiwa quickly took out a remote control from his arms and pressed the switch.

There was a rumbling sound, and the entire room was reinforced several layers.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!" Jiang Cheng slammed the door and shouted loudly, "It's just drinking! Why is it like being imprisoned?!"

"Please have fun!" Ririn Samsara said, "I won't let you out until tomorrow morning."

"What on earth are you planning!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then an idea flashed, "Well, I want to go to the toilet! I want to do it now!"

"It's okay, there is a toilet in the room." Hinawa replied with a smile.

"Well, I have a bit of [toilet syndrome]! I won't be able to get out of the toilet in a room that is not my own!" Jiang Cheng shouted again.

"What kind of replica is this [bed syndrome]?" Haruta shouted.

"Anyway, please be patient for a while." After Hiwachi finished speaking, he turned his head and glanced at Seita, who understood. He quickly pushed the sun wheel and left.

"Hey! Don't talk to yourself and leave me here!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "What is this! I have no interest in this kind of imprisonment!"

Just after he finished shouting, Jiang Cheng heard a fake cough coming from behind him.

Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head and saw Yue Yong kneeling on the ground in a blue kimono. The kunai decoration on her head was also taken off and replaced with a few flower decorations. The most important thing is that the ground beside Yue Yong is filled with wine bottles. Most importantly, many bottles were empty.

After Jiang Cheng swallowed, he turned around again and patted the door hard.

"If you want to kill me, just say it!!!" Jiang Cheng kept banging on the door, but what Jiang Cheng didn't know was that Nichiwa and Haruta had gone far away, and everyone nearby was being raped. The sun wheel moved away early.

"Hey, hey! Open the door for me! Smelly old woman!" Jiang Cheng cursed angrily.

Just after he finished cursing, Jiang Chengcheng heard Yue Yong's voice coming from behind him.

"I am the wife of the God of Death, Yue Yong. Please wait... burp..." Yue Yong raised her head after burping, her eyes staring straight at Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng only felt a little hairy on his back.

"Um...actually I just entered here by mistake..." Jiang Cheng quickly explained, "I'm really sorry! I'm leaving now!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around again,

He kicked and kicked the door, but Jiang Cheng underestimated Rilun.

The entire room was reinforced with thick steel plates, and no matter how hard Jiang Cheng kicked, he couldn't open it.

Finally, Jiang Cheng compromised, wiped the crystal tears from the corner of his eyes, and then murmured: "Goodbye, tomorrow's sun..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his emotion, Yue Yong threw out two empty wine bottles, hitting Jiang Cheng in the back of the head.

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground crying without tears and twitching all over, listened to the footsteps getting closer and closer behind him, and the fear in his heart became more and more serious...

However, perhaps because of the sudden explosion of the desire to survive hidden deep in his heart, Jiang Cheng still chose to stand up, folded his hands and said to Yue Yong: "Well, I really enjoyed myself today ~ Thank you for your hard work, Mrs. Yue Yong ~ It's really great Thank you~"

"What are you talking about? Hiccup~" Yue Yong staggered up to Jiang Cheng's back, "You haven't even taken a sip, have you?"

"No, I've drunk a lot!" Jiang Cheng turned around and defended, "Although the husband may not know it, he already drank a lot when he came here!"

"Eh~ is it true?" Yue Yong's face was full of disbelief, and then she looked at Jiang Cheng's face carefully. Suddenly, a smirk appeared on his face, "I know~ Jiangcheng sama must want to take a rest~ Jiangcheng sama is so H~"

"Why do you think it's getting more and more popular?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Then come on~" With that said, Yue Yong turned around and staggered to the side, opened the door of the small room on the side, walked in and sat on the bed.

"Come on~" Yue Yong slowly took off the clothes around her shoulders and glanced at Jiang Cheng provocatively.

However, in Jiang Cheng's eyes, this was truly the whisper of death.

Then, Jiang Cheng instantly knelt down and shouted: "Please spare my life! I still have a young niece and a frail sister at home! This life cannot be left in the hands of death for the time being! I am really sorry. !”

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Yue Yong asked doubtfully, then stood up again and staggered towards Jiang Cheng, "Are you saying you are not interested in my body?"

"No, no, no, how could it be possible~" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his head and defended, "I just feel a little unwell today, hahaha..."

"That's it..." Yue Yong nodded, then picked up the wine bottle on the side and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's mouth, "This is the best medicine~ Don't worry, I've read the ingredient list, it's true It’s a nutritious supplement~”

"Ahem!" Jiang Cheng choked several times before finally getting rid of Yue Yong's hand, and then twitched the corners of his mouth and echoed: "It's true~ After all, the wine is made from grain, and it is indeed rich in nutrients~"

"Ah ha ha ha... Jiang Chengsama also likes this kind of wine?" Yue Yong laughed, "Then you must have a lot of fun tonight! I won't let you go until you drink until you vomit!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng pondered for two seconds, then put his fingers into his mouth.

Σ_(??????」∠) Vomiting... After vomiting, Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, raised his head and continued: "Well, I've already vomited... Taifu, can you let me go?" gone?"

"Are you fooling me?!" Yue Yong scolded, and at the same time picked up a wine bottle and smashed it on Jiang Cheng's head. "If you don't have a drink with me, I won't let you go back tonight!"

Looking at Yue Yong with a fierce look in his eyes, Jiang Cheng broke into a cold sweat and swallowed another mouthful of saliva...

Then Jiang Cheng's screams like killing a pig were heard in this room, and they continued for a long time...

PS: Jiang Cheng said afterwards that this memory will be buried in the deepest part of his heart together with the memories of kicking the can...

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Jiang Cheng was lying on the table with a bruised nose and a swollen face. There was no good spot left on his body because he had been beaten.

Yue Yong finally sobered up at this time.

"What have I done?" Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng, who was almost unconscious, and said, covering her mouth.

"Do you think it's really appropriate to react like that at this time?" Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

Unable to hold back, Yue Yong burst out laughing.

"Smile!" Jiang Cheng was furious and shouted with rolled eyes, "It's all your masterpiece!"

Looking at Yue Yong who was hesitating and still wanting to say something, Jiang Cheng finally sighed softly and said: "Forget it, you're lucky to be sober. Just hold on like this until dawn. Also, let's give a little reminder, You better not touch wine from now on. Your wine quality is the worst I have ever seen..."

"Thank you..." Yue Yong's mosquito-like voice sounded.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng was confused, "What on earth are you talking about? Could it be that you haven't sobered up yet?"

"Thank you..." Yue Yong said again, her voice a little louder.

"You..." Jiang Cheng quickly got up and ran to a corner, huddled up and shivering, "Sure enough, you haven't woken up yet. Goodbye! Tomorrow's sun!"

Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng who was huddled in the corner and couldn't help but laugh again.

"The smile of death? Goodbye indeed! My life!" Jiang Cheng wiped the crystal tears from the corners of his eyes, showing a look of determination.

"What an unreasonable man." Yue Yong said, "But I really should say thank you this time, if it weren't for you..."

Before Yue Yong finished speaking, she heard Jiang Cheng's slight snoring.

"Forget it, I've already said my thanks." Yue Yong said to herself. Then he picked up a remote control from under the table and pressed the switch.

Then the reinforcement of the entire room was lifted, Yue Yong stood up, stretched a little, then slowly walked to the door and opened it.

But before Yue Yong could walk out, Jiang Cheng stood up first and rushed out first.

"I... survived! Thank God!" Jiang Cheng shouted with tears, and then quickly rushed into the distance.

"What a strange man."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Yue Yong picked up her cigarette rod, took a puff and blew out the smoke.

Just after he finished sighing, Jiang Cheng's voice came...

"Thank you, I heard it. If there is a next time, please try another way! And... next time you need help, just say it out loud!"

"There won't be another time!" Yue Yong shouted, and then Yue Yong remembered what Di Lei Ya said that day. To be precise, they were some opinions about Jiang Cheng.

[The man's emotions are buried deep, although he cannot understand them. But there must be something hidden deep inside. And... those eyes... are like mine in a way...]

These are Direya’s original words.

"The same eyes... what exactly are they?" Yue Yong murmured, "What is this man hiding? And what is his purpose? Where is the direction he is looking at..."

"Chief, Baihua has gathered." A member of Baihua shouted to Yue Yong from a distance.

"I know." Yue Yong replied, and then said to herself: "Forget it, it's time to work..."

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