Maybe a Fake Gintama

"To Come."

After saying that, Yue Yong walked forward again, leaving Kondo alone to watch the two bananas under his feet being messy in the wind...

Of course, those who witnessed all this were Gintoki and Kagura not far away. At this time, the two of them were in an extremely speechless state.

…

Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji, who were in the first echelon, continued to walk forward, and soon they encountered another goblin who was spreading mayonnaise on the tree.

Xin Baji was about to say something when he was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"I know, you don't need to remind me!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and chuckled, showing a little pride on his face, "That is the mayonnaise fairy! The fairy responsible for protecting mayonnaise!"

"How is that possible! How can there be a goblin that protects something like that!" Shinpachi yelled, "That one is obviously an acquaintance!"

Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng sighed softly again and said, "I don't have any use for this. It's really distressing. I'd better go find another goblin."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng started to leave again, and Xin Baji had no choice but to follow. At the same time, he looked back from time to time to look at Fourteen, who was spreading mayonnaise on the tree as if no one was watching.

"There's something really wrong with this forest..." Shinbaji muttered with black lines on his head.

"This is the so-called forest." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then reminded: "Don't underestimate the forest~ There are many wonderful creatures hidden here."

"No...that's not what I want to say..." Xin Baji murmured.

…

"Is this the mayonnaise monster?"

"It's amazing, it's almost no different from humans..."

"But you really shouldn't underestimate the forest. There are so many unheard of species..."

"What Jiang Chengsama said makes sense. You must not underestimate the forest..."

"Say, if you come up and ask if you can take a photo..."

"Stop saying stupid things! You will definitely be thought you are here to grab the mayonnaise! You will be expelled from the forest!"

"That makes sense. It's better to follow Jiang Chengsama quickly. He's almost gone..."

A member of Baihua stood in the distance watching Shi Shi who was working continuously, and whispered.

However, he only stayed for a moment, and then followed Jiang Cheng in the direction he left again. And Yue Yong didn't have the slightest intention of stopping, and also followed.

Of course, Yue Yong's mental activity is as follows: [I didn't expect that there are fairies guarding such things. The forest should not be underestimated...]

After Yue Yong left, the third echelon of Gintoki and Kagura arrived.

"Gin-chan, is that nicotine?" Kagura whispered, "Is he suffering from nicotine poisoning?"

"That's right, that's Nicotine-Dingyoukai, a monster with two little penises." Gintoki replied casually.

After saying that, the two of them followed in the direction where everyone left...

…

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji stopped and turned their attention to a big tree in front of them.

Their eyes were full of surprise. They looked towards the tree and saw a unicorn as big as an adult lying quietly on the tree...

Jiang Cheng: This will definitely come in handy!

Xin Baji: This will definitely sell for a high price!

Their eyes were filled with sparkling little stars, and then they both rushed towards the big tree at the same time.

After the two kicked the big tree several times, the big horned fairy finally fell down.

The two of them walked forward in surprise, and Jiang Cheng said happily: "This will definitely come in handy!"

"Um, can you give this to me? I mean after participating in the courage test conference..." Shinbachi said coquettishly.

"You should be past the age of liking this kind of thing, right?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked in confusion.

"Ah, it's not that I want it," Shinpachi quickly explained, "It's that Kagura-chan wants such a one-horned fairy..."

"Masaka!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then showed a moved face, "Did you and Gintoki also come here to catch the rhinoceros for Kagura-chan? Kagura-chan really has two A good partner."

"Ah... let's just leave it at that..." Xin Bajia scratched his head and replied.

"Okay!" Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up, and then stretched out his hand to turn the big unicorn over. After all, it would not be easy to turn over and escape if it turned its belly.

"Really?!" Xin Baji said in surprise, and then showed a look of gratitude, "Thank you so much!"

But just after he finished speaking, Shinpachi couldn't laugh anymore, because Shinpachi saw the true face of the Great One-horned Immortal... It was just Okita Sougo wearing a One-horned Immortal leather suit!

"Why you!!" Xin Baji rushed forward, kicking and cursing.

"Well, calm down, maybe the one-horned fairy looks like this." Jiang Cheng quickly grabbed Xinbaji and persuaded him, "This may not be a one-horned fairy, but a one-horned fairy! Responsible for protecting the one-horned fairy." Fairy fairy!"

"How is that possible! There should be a limit to being stupid!" Shinpachi pointed at Sougo on the ground and shouted, "This is Okita-san no matter what!"

"Huh? Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in shock, then showed a look of disappointment on his face, "I thought I could finally find a goblin that can be used in the courage test..."

Sougo, who was struggling on the ground, his eyes lit up slightly when he heard this, and said: "A courage test conference? It sounds quite interesting. Do you want to take me with you?"

"It seems that Sougo-kun also has some good ideas." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at Sougo, and their eyes met. Then, the two of them laughed at the same time.

Listening to the dangerous (sinister) smiles on their faces, Shinpachi murmured with black lines on his head: "I always feel that Hijikata-san and Gin-san are in trouble again..."

"Well, it's better to stop laughing and give me a hand first. I can't get up alone." Sougo stretched out his hand and said.

"Oh," Jiang Cheng also stretched out his hand to pull Sougo out, "By the way, what are you doing dressed like this?"

Shinbaji on the side also looked at Sougo curiously.

Hearing this, Sougo replied casually: "Isn't this kind of thing something that can be seen at a glance?"

"Souga, I see, I understand." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded.

"I can't see anything at all!" Xin Bajiu complained crazily, "Why do you understand?! Why?!"

"Although the combat plan of pretending to be their companions and trying to contact the rhinoceros has all come to nothing, but..." Sougo laughed again, "I heard a more interesting plan..."

"So you're just catching the One-Horned Fairy?!" Shinbachi complained with rolled eyes.

Seeing that the two men began to exude dangerous auras, Xin Baji quickly took a few steps back and distanced himself from the two men.

Jiang Cheng and Sougo laughed louder and louder, becoming more and more perverted...

"Hahahaha...cough cough cough cough, it's better to stop laughing now, I'm choking." Jiang Cheng said, smoothing his chest.

"Then let's discuss the plan." As he said that, Sougo sat down with his legs crossed, but from the back, he looked like a huge standing unicorn.

Jiang Cheng also sat down, but before Jiang Cheng could say anything, a group of Hyakuka members, Gintoki and Kagura roared towards Sougo.

"Hey, calm down." Seeing this, Jiang Cheng quickly shouted to everyone.

However, except for the girls Momoka who stopped when they heard Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki and Kagura had no intention of stopping at all. The two of them rushed over with their pocket nets in hand.

"Huh? What's wrong?" Sougo asked doubtfully, subconsciously turning around.

But before Sougo could turn around, Gintoki and Kagura had already arrived behind Sougo...

(The following scenes are too bloody and violent, so they are omitted selectively. Readers are asked to imagine for themselves.)

…

After a scuffle, Jiang Chengcai finally separated the three people who were struggling together.

"What are you doing!" Sougo, who was helped up by Jiang Cheng, wiped his nosebleed and cursed loudly at Gintoki and Kagura.

"Before asking others, you should ask yourself first! Why are you sitting there in that outfit?!" Gintoki retorted without thinking, and then picked his nostrils casually.

"Souda Souda, wearing that outfit, no matter who you are, you will think that it is an oversized one-horned fairy Aru." Kagura followed Gintoki's example and also picked her nostrils.

"Well, calm down first." Jiang Cheng intervened, and then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "Don't you want to catch the one-horned fairy? Go quickly and don't get in the way here."

"What did you say?" Gintoki was unhappy for a moment, "What do you mean, getting in the way?!"

"Literally." Jiang Cheng replied.

"What does the literal meaning mean?! Do you want to fight? You bastard!" Gintoki shouted, grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar.

"I guarantee you'll finish it today." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "I've even thought about the speech at your funeral."

On the other side of Gintoki and Jiangcheng, Sougo and Kagura were facing each other, looking at each other unhappily and looking like they were about to start a fight.

Seeing that a fight was about to start, Xin Baji hurriedly walked forward and tried to persuade him with a wry smile: "Well, now is not the time to fight, right? Isn't everyone's goal to catch the one-horned fairy? At this time, we should cooperate well. Bar?"

"Cooperation?" Fourteen's voice sounded from behind everyone, "Don't be ridiculous, all the unicorns in this forest are really selected. Get out of here quickly."

After taking a puff of cigarette, I heard no one talking around me. At this time, Fourteen curled his lips, thinking that he had frightened them, and then slowly raised his head...

I saw Gintoki, Jiangcheng and others just glanced at Shizuo and continued to pinch him. Kagura and Sougo on the side did the same, as if they didn't take Shishi in their eyes at all.

The same goes for the Baihua ladies on the side. They all just glanced at Queen Fourteen and once again immersed themselves in doing their own things.

"You bastards..." Fourteen cursed word by word with his veins popping out, "Are you deliberately ignoring me?!"

Then, Fourteen discovered that a group of Baihua ladies began to whisper and look at him from time to time, as did Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and others on the side.

"Yes, that's the right reaction..." Fourteen took another puff of cigarette and said to himself, but after Fourteen accidentally heard Miss Baihua's words, his whole body felt bad...

“The Mayonnaise Goblin has spoken!!!”

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