Maybe a Fake Gintama

"What are you deciding for yourselves!" Kagura scolded, "That is my most precious egg beater! I will never give it to anyone!"

"There is no such thing!" Gintoki cursed, and then his tone changed, "The worst thing is, I will be your egg beater from tomorrow on!"

"No, it stinks." Kagura refused decisively.

"There must be a limit to your willfulness!" Gintoki shouted, "If your neighbors see something like that, you won't be able to explain it!"

Just when Gintoki and Kagura started arguing again, Jiang Cheng found the human head on the ground nearby.

"Yo Xi, we found it. Leave the rest to me!" Jiang Cheng twisted his neck and said eagerly.

"Then please!" Gintoki shouted.

"Oh, that's right," Jiang Cheng said, standing in front of the head, posing as a shot, and then kicked it out hard, "Look at my...flame shot!!"

"Hey? What's going on? Why didn't the kick hit?" Jiang Cheng looked at the head still on the ground and asked in confusion.

"Go away, let me do it!" Gintoki pushed Jiang Cheng away, and then also took a shooting posture, "Look at my... Liyun shoots!"

"What's going on? Why didn't you hit the kick?" Gintoki murmured, looking at the head still on the ground.

"I was asked to do it. I just relived the football boy two days ago," Jiang Cheng pushed Gintoki away again and once again took a shooting stance, "Look at my Thunder Beast shooting! !...Hey? What happened? Why did you miss again?"

"Get out of the way! Let me do it! Look at my razor shot!!!... Hey? What's going on? Why didn't I hit it?"

"It seems that you are still far away, let me do it!" Jiang Cheng pushed Gintoki away again, "If you see my reaction, shoot quickly! Please! Dragon God!! Huh? What's going on? ?Why didn’t you hit it again?”

"That's enough! Let me do it!" Gintoki pushed Jiang Cheng away again, "Look at my gliding curve shot! Please! Space Wing!!"

ten minutes later……

Jiangcheng and Gintoki lay on the ground panting.

"I've tried hundreds of shots, what's going on? Why can't I hit it!" Jiang Cheng said breathlessly.

"Maybe it's because we think football is too simple." Gintoki replied breathlessly, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly saw the head on the ground and secretly opened his eyes, but when he saw himself He closed his eyes sharply again.

Gintoki rubbed his eyes, turned his head mechanically, and said to Jiang Cheng beside him: "Well... the head just now seemed to blink..."

"Huh? Stop talking nonsense. It's just a dead head. How could it blink?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands and said casually, then stood up again, "Yo Xi, I will definitely kick you away this time. !”

Then, Jiang Cheng raised his right leg again, "I'm going to be serious this time!"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng threw out his right leg heavily, but just like the previous times, Jiang Cheng still didn't feel the physical sensation of being kicked.

"Huh? It's really strange, why can't I kick it..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but suddenly, Jiang Cheng discovered that the head on the ground had disappeared...

"Did you hit the mark this time?!" Jiang Cheng turned around and said in surprise.

"I kicked you in the head!" Gintoki hid behind the sofa and cursed, "Can you show me what's wrapped around your leg?"

"Huh? On the leg? What do you mean..." Jiang Cheng's voice stopped suddenly, and he saw that the hair of the human head just now was tightly wrapped around his calf, and the entire human head was also tightly attached to his calf. superior,

The most terrifying thing was that the head opened its eyes and stared straight at him!

"What on earth is this?!"

…

"Hey, Gintoki, help me." Jiang Cheng said to Gintoki who was hiding behind the sofa, "You are the only one who can save me in this situation! I can't get rid of you no matter what!"

"Uncle..." Kagura was about to say something, but Gintoki suddenly covered her mouth.

"It's hopeless! Sacrificing one person in this situation is the limit!" Gintoki said seriously, "That head is the legendary wraith! The only consequence of being entangled with her is death!"

"What nonsense are you talking about there!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then looked at the head again, with a cold sweat on his face and said with an apologetic smile: "Um...can you please get off my lap...I I will never do anything rude again! I will give you a grand funeral! Please!"

However, no matter how much Jiang Cheng prayed, the head showed no response and still stared straight at Jiang Cheng.

"Please! Don't look at me with that look!" Jiang Cheng was about to collapse. "Your favorite celebrities will be invited to the funeral! Absolutely! For the sake of this, please hurry up. Become a Buddha! But by the way, do you have a favorite celebrity? Don’t be shy! Say it! As long as you say it, I will definitely help you realize your wish!"

"Sylvester Stallone."

"She really spoke!" Jiang Cheng became even worse. He turned his head and complained crazily to Gintoki who was hiding behind the sofa, "Hey! Did you hear it?! She really spoke! It's really hard to I can’t believe it! She actually likes Stallone! Hey! Gintoki! Please! Invite Stallone over quickly!”

"Are you kidding me? Where can I get you Stallone now! First blood?!" Gintoki scolded, "My hobbies are too weird! How can any girl like Stallone!"

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to despair, suddenly, two people talking and laughing came from the door of Wanshiwu.

Xin Baji and Yue Yong walked up the stairs from the downstairs of Wanshiwu House side by side.

"Is Miss Yue Yong here to see Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Bajia asked with a smile at Yue Yong beside him.

"Yeah, I'm a little concerned about it. You also asked me to find a lawyer or something..." Yue Yong replied.

At this time, the two came to the door of the Wanshi House, and what they saw was the gate of the Wanshi House that had become ruins.

"What on earth is going on... How many times has the entrance to the Wanshiwu House been destroyed..." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"Yueyue!! Help me! Go quickly, Stallone, please come over!!" Jiang Xiang shouted to Yueyong who was standing outside the door of Wanshiwu, as if seeing a life-saving straw.

"First the lawyer, then Stallone, what are you thinking about?" Yue Yong spat disdainfully, and then stepped into the door of the Wanshiwu House, but when Yue Yong saw Jiang Cheng's appearance clearly...

"Help me! This resentful spirit likes Stallone! In order for her to become a Buddha, she has no choice but to invite Stallone over!" Jiang Cheng begged.

Yue Yong: "..."

"Wraith? Jiang Chengsang, what are you talking about?" Xin Baji reinstalled the door and then walked in. However, after seeing the pendant on Jiang Cheng's leg, his eyes lit up and he said: " Isn’t this Miss Etsuko?!”

"Miss Etsuko?! Is he your friend?" Jiang Cheng said quickly, "Um, can you ask your friend to leave my lap? I can really do it for funerals and other things! Please! New Bachi-kun ! Let’s have a good chat with her!”

"What on earth are you talking about?" Shinpachi was a little confused, and then continued: "This is the very popular robot housekeeper [Miss Etsuko]!"

Jiang Chengyinshi: "Huh?"

"No! It's an egg beater!" Kagura shouted.

…

"Great, finally saved." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and sat on the sofa in Wanshiwu, his face full of joy for surviving the disaster.

"I'm really convinced by you, Jiang Chengsang," Shinpachi sat on the sofa opposite and held Miss Etsuko's head and smiled, "But speaking of it, doesn't Jiang Chengsang like robots very much? Why do you even think of the most popular robots at the moment? Can’t you recognize the fiery [Miss Etsuko]?”

"What I like is not this kind of robot," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "but a man's romance! Can something like this be called a man's romance? Ha, don't be ridiculous."

But just after he finished speaking, Miss Etsuko spit out a mouthful of oil from Shinpachi's hand, right on Jiang Cheng's face.

"Kill you!" Jiang Cheng was furious in an instant and stood up directly, but the next second he was held down by Gintoki and Kagura.

"Romantic stuff..." Shinpachi sat on the sofa and continued with a shy look, "Miss Etsuko can do it too..."

Jiang Chengyinshi Kagura: "..."

"Hey, this kid is really awesome," Gintoki whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "What exactly does he want Miss Etsuko to do? What dirty things is this kid thinking about?"

"I didn't think about those obscene things!" Xin Baji quickly retorted.

"It's really disgusting. Please don't talk to me for now, Aru." Kagura looked at Shinpachi with contempt and said.

"What! Do you know what the romance of a maid is?!" Xin Baji shouted with his veins popping.

"This...please take it and use it." Yue Yong patted Xin Baji's shoulder and took out a few free coupons for [Maid Cafe] from his arms.

"This is..." Shinbachi murmured.

Yue Yong nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng aside, and continued: "This is the new store that this idiot proposed to open in Yoshihara before. The business is quite good."

"Thank you!" Xin Baji stood up and said loudly, while bending his waist to a ninety degree angle.

"You have changed too quickly! Where is Miss Etsuko?! Didn't you just have a soft spot for Miss Etsuko?!" Gintoki complained loudly, "You will cry! Miss Etsuko will cry!"

"How can a robot be a real person..." Shinbachi said coquettishly...

"Hey, this kid... is hopeless," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Maybe this is a fake Gintama