Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Don't worry about it, Shinpachi is already in estrus every day." Gintoki said nonchalantly.

"No way!" Shinbaji retorted with a blushing face.

"Don't brats who enter puberty go into heat every day? This is common sense." Gintoki replied casually.

"If you say so..." Jiang Cheng supported his chin and nodded without comment.

"There is no such common sense at all!" Xin Baji retorted again.

"No... yes." Jiang Cheng and Gintoki replied at the same time.

"But having said that, what should we do with this Miss [Etsuko]?" Gintoki looked at the head on the table again.

"Of course I threw it away. This kind of thing" Jiang Cheng waved his hands with disapproval on his face, "it's of no use at all."

"No! She is my special egg beater Aru!" Kagura shouted.

"How many times have I said it! There is no such thing!" Gintoki shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki suddenly thought of something and asked Shinpachi: "Um, Miss [Etsuko]'s salesperson The price is…”

…

After getting the price of the robot Etsuko from Shinpachi's mouth, Gintoki fell silent, but two seconds later he held the head with a fanatical expression and rushed out of the Master House with excitement, rushing towards the old man Gengai. Children's Mechanical Hall.

Yue Yong also returned to Yoshihara after giving someone a warning to "don't cause trouble."

…

Mechanical Hall.

"It's really incredible," Gintoki murmured to himself, holding a brochure of Miss Robot Etsuko: "This dreamy robot doll that can do everything from cooking, washing clothes, to handling affairs... It's amazing, it even connects the tsundere type and the mother-in-law. They all have different styles. I didn’t expect that times have progressed to this point~”

"Indeed," Jiang Chengshen nodded with approval, "No matter what, having a mother-in-law type is amazing."

"Is this the only thing that shocks you?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "Shouldn't we say why there is a mother-in-law type?! By the way, what exactly is a mother-in-law type?"

"Are you pretending to be innocent? Mother-in-law type...not in a..." Before Gintoki could finish his words, Jiang Cheng kicked him down.

"What are you talking about in front of the children? I'll send you to hell!"

"Yeah." Shinbaji and Kagura nodded at the same time.

"Tch!" Gintoki curled his lips, and then looked at the old man Gengai who was picking up the robot head at the side, "Hey, how are you doing, old man?"

"I was really miserable." The old man from Yuanwai said without raising his head.

"Does it need to be said? After all, even the head was chopped off." Gintoki said casually.

"It's so easy to play dodgeball," Jiang Cheng curled his lips and complained disdainfully, "and besides, this guy spit oil in my face! And he even pretended to be an evil spirit to scare us! If you ask me, this kind of thing is... There is no need to repair it, why not just give it to the football team? It can also improve the players' reaction ability."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter at all," Gintoki waved his hand, "I just want to repair it and sell it to make a fortune~"

"Are you looking down on football?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng was instantly unhappy.

"No one said that! What are your ears used for?! Or maybe the processor in your head has aged!" Gintoki retorted.

"What did you say! You stuffed your brain into your nostrils, a natural booger?!"

There was no chance for the two of them to quarrel. Instead, they held the robot head carefully and inspected it, saying: "The key parts don't seem to be damaged. There will be a solution."

"But... old man, you won't be so stable in the future," Gintoki, who was still fighting with Jiangcheng, shouted, "When this kind of thing appears on the market, you, the number one mechanic in Edo, will be surpassed. It’s not far!”

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and retorted, "How can that kind of thing be called a robot? There is no point in making it exactly like a real person! The only things that can represent robots are metal and machines. A! I will never admit it! That thing is a robot..."

"It seems that I am also supported by people, Gintoki." Mr. Gengai said with a smile, and then his tone changed slightly, seeming to be a little disdainful, but also a little sad, "The result of making such a weak robot is She is only used for doing odd jobs...but then again, to what extent do you want to restore her?"

"Okyu Ohashi!" Gintoki replied without thinking.

"Bumblebee is right!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

Gintoki: "Hata O Yui!"

Jiang Cheng: "Qin Tianzhu!"

Gintoki: "Kozono Oo!"

Jiang Cheng: "Gundam!"

The intruding Kagura: "Grandpa Ken Oji!"

Gintoki "Takizawa Ora!"

Jiang Cheng: "Unit No. 1!"

The intrusive Kagura: "Eggbeater Aru!"

As a result, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng started to fight again.

"Are you here to cause trouble on purpose?!" Gintoki cursed.

"You are the one! What do you want her to turn into? Does that mean there is something obscene in your head?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"It's better than your head being full of water!" Gintoki retorted, "I'll try to silence you, what about you?! Did you feed your copyright awareness to the dog?! By the way, did someone break in just now? Why did you listen? Come to Grandpa Ken Oji and the egg beater! Is that what you were talking about too?!"

"How is that possible! I hate raw eggs mixed with rice!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

Then the two of them stopped at the same time and looked at a girl in a cheongsam with a round head holding her hands aside.

"Hey, hey, just a little bit closer will be enough," Gintoki said casually, "No matter what, you can't turn into Grandpa Ken Oji, right?"

"No, that old man is the complete master of chickens." Kagura said with excitement, "If it were transformed like that, I would definitely be able to eat fried chicken every day!"

"Fried foods should be eaten in moderation," Jiang Cheng sighed softly and continued, "Do you know how many girls are out of shape due to irregular diet? Also, raw egg rice is not really a delicious dish. ”

"No! Uncle, you don't understand the delicious aru of raw egg mixed with rice! That is the best dish of aru!" Kagura retorted.

"That's not true at all!" Gintoki and Jiang Cheng retorted at the same time.

"Well, stop arguing." The voice of Mr. Yuanwai came, "I always listen to your opinions. That's it for the time being. They are all made up of ready-made things."

At this time, everyone discovered that there was a thing next to Yuan Gai that had to be paid royalties to Gundam. (jpg.) But then it became mosaic, but of course the head was not mosaic.

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki quickly blocked the camera and complained, "This is not made up of ready-made things! It is simply plagiarism! Where is your copyright awareness?!"

"This is..." Jiang Cheng rushed forward instantly, his eyes filled with sparkling little stars, "High..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Gintoki covered his mouth, "You can't say those two words at all!"

"This is a body that can survive a year of war." Mr. Gengai said with pride.

"Why did the maid have to fight in the One Year War? Why did the maid need a shield?" Gintoki complained crazily.

"If you have a shield, you can hide a lot of things," Mr. Gengai explained, patting the shield on the right side of the mosaic, "such as family scandals and so on."

Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, then sighed softly and continued: "That's right, it's not easy for Miss Etsuko either~"

"There's no need at all! It's just a robot!" Gintoki shouted again, "It's rare that you can use it to exchange for money. Come on, give me an attractive figure like a woman, otherwise it won't be sold. .”

"As expected of Gintoki, he even thought of this." Jiang Cheng smiled slightly, and then went to the mosaic of the same height, changed the left hand of the mosaic to a thumbs up look, and added a punch on the side. It’s a new character with a mosaic, but you can still roughly tell that this character is – Shin Asuka!

(PS: True Asuka: Gundam Pilot.)

"I did as you said, nice buddy, (good teammate, easy to cooperate with)" Jiang Cheng also gave a thumbs up.

"It's not the same thing at all! I'm talking about a nice body! Not a nice buddy!" Gintoki shouted, "Send it back quickly! Even if it's hot, it's all a mosaic!"

…

"Really, I'm really defeated by you," Gintoki was a little speechless, then looked at Mr. Gengai again, sighed softly and continued: "Forget it, anyway, just follow your own method to make it look like a woman. ”

"No! It's better to change it to Bumblebee!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"You are the only one who likes that kind of thing!" Gintoki shouted.

Immediately afterwards, everyone saw the old man from Yuanwai scratching his head, and then installed a silicone buttocks on Mosaic's back.

"Is it just about putting on a butt?! It doesn't fundamentally solve the problem at all! It looks like Mosaic has a butt on his body! And why are you obsessed with having a butt!" Gintoki roared .

"I just think women with big butts are good and fertile." Mr. Gengai explained.

Gintoki shouted with white eyes: "It's so rotten! Your concept of judging women is so rotten!"

"What are you unhappy about? I spent a lot of energy to make it like this." Mr. Yuanwai complained.

"Well, I think I should understand what Gintoki means." Jiang Cheng once again came to the mosaic of the same height.

"As expected of Jiang Cheng, a man who has been hanging out in a place like Yoshiwara for so long." Gintoki said in surprise, "If it's you, you will definitely understand what I mean!"

"Actually, this is what you want to do!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng ripped off the mosaic...

"That's not what I meant at all! How can you tear off the mosaic! You are an idiot! An absolute idiot!"

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