Maybe a Fake Gintama

There seemed to be a strange electric spark between the two of them, Fourteen and Kitaoji, but before the two of them could do anything, Kyuubei's voice came from the door of the dojo.

"That's enough," Jiubei stood at the main entrance of the gym, "They are my wife's friends, don't be too rude."

"But..." Kitaoji pointed at the three people lying on the ground who were not sure whether they were alive or dead and explained, "They were the ones who did the rude thing first! Tojo-san, Nishino and Nanto were all killed by them..."

"Perhaps you didn't entertain us well." After saying that, Jiubei walked in, stood in front of Jiang Cheng and others, glanced at the three people on the ground, and said loudly: "I don't remember the Four Heavenly Kings of my Yagyu family being like this. Damn, how long do you want to sleep until? Dongcheng."

"I just thought it was interesting, so I wanted to watch the monkey show for a while longer." Dongcheng got up from the ground and said with a smile.

If Dongcheng didn't have a wooden board stuck on his head, the rest of the people might really believe it.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm really not trying to be brave! Young Master!" Dongcheng couldn't stand being stared at by everyone, so he quickly explained.

But everyone still stared closely at the wooden board tied to his head.

"Are you talking about this? This is not a strange thing," Dongcheng noticed the wooden board tied to his head and quickly pulled it out, "This is just a headdress! It is a very popular style recently! "

"I think you'd better go to the hospital for a checkup," Shinbaji said expressionlessly, "Your head is spewing blood like a fountain, although it looks beautiful."

"I told you no need!" Dongcheng shouted, "This is just a fountain-like headdress!"

Then, Dongcheng looked at Nanto and Nishino who were lying on the ground, and cursed: "You two, get up quickly! The young master is already here!"

"Ah, I didn't expect such a few miscellaneous fish to alert the young master." Nanhu chuckled and got up from the ground. He wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Shut up, j[beep--]ba. I don't want to listen to people like j[beep--]ba." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said.

"J...j[beep——]ba?!!!" Nanto stammered, "Just now it was male genitalia, but now it has become j[beep——]ba?!"

"Shut up, j[beep--]ba, he's obviously just a j[beep--]ba guy." Zongwu said in a voice, "It's obviously just a j[beep--]ba guy."

"Pfft!" Nanto spat out a mouthful of blood again, "Why do you have to do it again..."

"Speaking of which, shouldn't such a guy have to wear mosaics all over his body?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Gintoki who was standing aside, "Why would a guy who looks like J [beep——] leave the country? Is it because there is no PTA? ?”

"Maybe I forgot to fight." Gintoki thought for a while and replied.

"That won't work. I'd better make a mosaic for you, otherwise this work may be cut in half." With that said, Jiang Cheng came to Nanto's side and took out a ball of mosaic from nowhere. Nanto clapped his hands after finishing, "Yoshi! That's it!"

"Hashido sack!" Nanto, whose whole body was covered in mosaics, shouted quickly, "What is this?! Why do I have to wear mosaics! Why do I have mosaics all over my body?!"

“After all, Qidian’s review is very strict.

For a guy like you who looks like J [Beep——], it’s better to use Mosaic to block it. "Jiang Cheng explained.

"No need at all!" Nanto wailed, "What on earth does it look like? Please explain it clearly to me! It doesn't look like it, but after adding mosaics, it looks like some kind of human-shaped obscenity! Okay? It’s easy to appear once and say, what should we do with this kind of result!”

"Human obscenity?" Jiang Cheng said with an expression of approval, "It seems that you are quite self-aware, keep up the good work."

"What kind of oil should I add!" Nanto was a little crazy, and then he began to tear the mosaic on his body desperately, but he couldn't tear it off, "Why can't it be torn off! Young Master, you must say something fair!" I really don’t look like those male reproductive organs at all!”

"Shut up, don't you think it's embarrassing enough?" Jiubei glanced at the human-shaped mosaic beside him and said, but he secretly thought in his heart: [It turns out that a man's buttocks look like this...]

At the same time, only Gintoki noticed that Kyubei's face turned slightly red, but it only lasted for a moment.

"You have to accept the setting that you are a human-shaped obscene object, Nanto." Nishino chuckled and got up from the ground. "After adding the mosaic, it seems that your setting is more solid. You should be happy. That’s right.”

"Shut up, you pervert." Jiang Cheng said without thinking.

"Do you think that this level of insults can break my heart?" Nishino smiled with disapproval on his face, "Stop joking, who do you think I am? One of the Four Heavenly Kings of Yagyu!"

"I see," Jiang Cheng nodded, "So your name is [The only pervert among the Four Yagyu Kings]. It's really a good name."

"What did you say? I'll kill you! You brat!" Nishino scolded.

"Today's perverts are really amazing~" Jiang Cheng leaned in front of Gintoki and whispered, "A man wears a hip-covering skirt and is not ashamed but proud of it. Are all perverts today so confident?"

The veins on Nishino's face began to beat continuously, and he cursed: "Why can everyone hear the whispers! And why is it that a man wearing a hip-covering skirt is a pervert? Who said that?!"

"No, you are not only wearing a hip-hugging skirt but also eating a children's meal. You are already a complete pervert." Jiang Cheng said.

"This kind of thing..." Nishino gritted his teeth and said word by word, and then pulled off his clothes, leaving only a crotch cloth, "What about this?! Without the hip-covering skirt, it still looks like a Perverted?!"

Xin Baji held his forehead and murmured: "Now the title of pervert has been firmly established, and it is still the kind that cannot be washed away."

"These people are really super interesting," Jiang Cheng couldn't help but laugh, "What are the Four Heavenly Kings? They are obviously four idiots, hahahaha..."

"Respect others a little bit, Jiang Cheng," Gintoki complained, "You can't say it even if you are an idiot, right? People also want to save face, okay?"

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Seeing Gintoki and Jiangcheng laughing loudly, the Four Heavenly Kings Yagyu wanted to rush up and blast the two of them to release their anger, but Kyuubei remained silent and the few of them did not move.

"Hahaha... cough, cough," Jiang Cheng smiled and suddenly coughed twice, "No, I was a little too complacent."

"That's enough, what are you here for?" Jiubei asked Jiang Cheng and others, and then looked at Xin Baji, "Xin Baji, I didn't expect you to be so persistent with your sister. So strong."

"Today, I am not here as a younger brother, but as the master of the Hendo Hall," Shinpachi walked out, looked directly at Jiubei, and said seriously, "Shimura Myo is an important disciple of the Hendo Hall. !So! If you want to take her away, you must discuss it with me as the master!"

"Discuss? What to discuss?" Jiubei's face was full of disdain.

"You are also a swordsman, so you should understand." Kondo said, "As a samurai, it is faster to use the sword than to speak with your mouth."

"The sword is as long as the person is, but the person who dies with the sword is a warrior." Sougo continued, "Then..."

"Women should also use swords to rob." Fourteen added.

"Come to a showdown with us! You weak soul!" Kagura shouted.

"Winning or losing?" Kyubei sneered, with a look of disdain on his face, "You want me, the Yagyu family, and your shabby dojo to decide the outcome? Stop joking."

"We are the ones who should be disgusted, right?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the four people behind Jiubei with disdain, "A humanoid obscenity with mosaics all over his body, a perverted person, and an unpleasant looking one. Four eyes, and... uh... a blind man, I didn't expect that the disciple of the Yagyu family, the best in the world, would be this kind of character~ It's really embarrassing~ Don't you think so, Gintoki?"

The four people behind Jiubei became even more annoyed when they heard this.

"That's right. I didn't expect that the disciple of the Yagyu family who is the best in the world would be this kind of character," Gintoki agreed with a look of disdain on his face, "It's a shame I didn't expect it before I came here~"

"Hey, Jiang Chengsang, what you just said about the four eyes made me scold me too." Shinbaji complained expressionlessly.

"No, there is still a big difference between you and that four-eyed man." Jiang Cheng comforted.

Gintoki on the side also nodded, "You're right, that one over there is a four-eyed one, but you are not either! Your body is glasses! It's different from that kind of four-eyed one! You have to have confidence in yourself, Shinpachi !”

"Who do you think has glasses?" Shinpachi yelled.

"It's really hard to tell who is the miscellaneous fish now~" Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

"These barbaric guys are just talkative. Young Master, let us get rid of them!" Beidalu tightened his grip on the hilt of the sword at his waist and said.

The other three people nodded and looked at Jiubei.

Jiubingwei thought for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth slightly, looked at Jiang Cheng and others and said: "Then it is as you wish..."

…

In the small room next to the kitchen of the Yagyu family, Amiu was doing bridal training with Granny Taki of the Yagyu family.

"Miss A Miao, what is this?" Granny Taki picked up the black substance on the plate on the table, looked at A Miao opposite and asked.

"Oiled eggs." A Miao replied with a smile, then covered her mouth with one hand, pretending to be surprised, and continued, "I used to be very good at making fried eggs. I think I'm at my peak, but according to Taki My mother-in-law taught me how to improve it, and I can actually achieve this kind of change!"

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