Maybe a Fake Gintama

"But didn't Jiang Chengsang say little girl or something? Didn't he mean Dongcheng-san..." As he said this, Shinpachi suddenly came to his senses and pointed with trembling hands at Jiubei, who had his head lowered and could not see his expression, " Could it be that...could it be said! It refers to..."

"Could it be that..." Kagura also reacted, looking at Kyuubei who was silently lowering his head with a shocked look on his face.

Shinpachi also raised his head and looked at Gintoki beside him.

"Yeah, yeah." Gintoki crossed his arms and nodded, "Yasang-san, your senses are too dull."

"I see," Fourteen lit up a cigarette and chuckled, "I always feel like something is wrong, so that's it."

"It seems that we are being fooled," Sougo spread his hands and curled his lips and said, "I didn't expect that the next head of the Yagyu family, the number one in the world, would be a girl. And...our family's deputy chief actually lost to a girl. Girls.”

After saying that, Sougo smacked his lips deliberately.

"I didn't lose!" Fourteen shouted, "It's just that the sword has cracks!"

"That's already considered a loss," Sougo said with a look on his face, "The vice-president of the Shinsengumi lost to a girl. I wonder what the outcome will be if this news is published in the newspaper tomorrow~"

"I didn't lose! As long as you don't admit defeat in your heart, you don't count as a loser!" Fourteen retorted, then breathed out a puff of smoke, "Besides, there is no such thing as victory or defeat between men and women."

"As expected of Hijikata-san, ten team members were defeated in front of you at that time, but you were still so brave. I admire your shamelessness~"

"You bastard..." Fourteen said through gritted teeth.

"Now is not the time to quarrel!" Kondo, who was still half-awakened, walked between Sougo and Shizuo with his hands in his hands, and separated the two who were about to fight.

On the side, Shinpachi's glasses were shocked since Gintoki told the truth. He stood there and rolled his eyes, unable to react for a long time.

"Hey, what's wrong? Can't you accept this reality?" Gintoki patted Shinpachi's face, "It's no longer possible. He can't even breathe. His heartbeat has stopped. He's hopeless."

"Just put this on, Al," Kagura picked up Shinpachi's glasses from the ground and hung them on Shinpachi's ears.

"Ha, ha," Xin Baji finally recovered and took two deep breaths, "My heartbeat almost stopped. This kind of thing is too shocking."

"He's really resurrected. As expected of Kagura-chan." Gintoki looked at Kagura aside and praised.

"Hashido sack!" Shinpachi quickly stopped as if he noticed something, and then looked at Gintoki aside, "Does it mean that Gin-san already knew about this kind of thing?!"

"Of course," Gintoki waved his hand with disapproval on his face, "Even if I can fool others, I can't fool the sensor between my legs."

"Hey, you just seemed to have made some outrageous hooligan declaration," Shinpachi narrowed his eyes and complained expressionlessly, "What do you mean a sensor between the legs?! Your sensor is still there Is there such a function?!"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled, "As expected of Gintoki, he can actually determine the gender of this dwarf with that kind of thing. No, since the gender has been determined, it is not appropriate to call him dwarf. Now he should be called Jiu." Miss Bingwei. Do you think so? Miss Kyuubei?"

Saying,

Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and looked at Jiubingwei, who still lowered his head and said nothing.

"Did Jiang Chengsang know about it a long time ago? Why?" Xin Baji asked doubtfully.

"Although my sensor may not be as sensitive as Gintoki, there is one thing that cannot fool me!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and continued with a serious face, "That is... Oppa!"

"Hey, you and Gin-san are pretty much the same. You talk about gangster-type topics, right?" Shinpachi yelled.

"No, I just sensed an European aura from her." Jiang Cheng explained.

"How on earth can you detect the aura of that kind of thing! What exactly is the aura of Oppai? Why can you feel it?!" Shinpachi scolded, "But then again, you have always thought that my sister is Is the man’s basis for not feeling the aura of Oppai from my sister?!”

Suddenly, Shinpachi was stunned for a moment, as if something suddenly occurred to him, he looked at Jiubeyi in disbelief, and said: "Could it be that... Could it be that, Jiubeyi, you are the same as Jiang Chengsang because you have no feelings?" Do you think my sister is a man because she exudes an European style?!"

Jiubei still lowered his head and did not answer.

…

at this time.

In the backyard of the Yagyu family, A Miao, who was picking out the ears of the previous head of the Yagyu family, Tomuchi, suddenly sneezed. It was this sneeze that caused the ear pick to dig a little deeper.

"Oh~ It's too deep~" Mr. Minmuqi groaned.

"Master, if you play tricks on me again, I will be really angry." A Miao said with a smile.

"But, I really didn't expect that the girl who played with Jiubei before would marry into our family." Mr. Tomuqi sighed slightly, "I thought you would care about that very much."

After hearing this, A Miao stopped what she was doing and lost the smile in her eyes.

"Well, I don't know what you think, but it's good if you don't care." After saying that, Mr. Minmuqi stood up and turned around to leave. "Although the road ahead is difficult, I still support you two young people."

"Grandpa, where are you going?" A Miao asked, looking at the back of Mr. Minmuqi.

Mr. Min Muqi tied the small plate to his forehead, and then looked forward with burning eyes, "There seem to be some annoying guys at home. The movement in the front yard hasn't stopped since just now. I'll go over and take a look. .”

…

Yagyu's front yard.

Seeing that Kubei didn't answer, Shinpachi continued to shout: "Although my sister may indeed have no breasts, there is no doubt that she is a girl!"

"So that's it! So that's it!" Kondo clapped his hands, "It turns out it was just a misunderstanding! So now the misunderstanding is over!"

"No, it's not that reason," Kyubey finally raised his head, looked at Shinpachi and said, "We just transcended the irrelevant gender talk of men and women and attracted each other with the most fundamental part. Here. This is what A Miao and I have..."

"Liar..." Xinbaji lowered his head, his face so gloomy that he was about to drip. Then he raised his head and shouted loudly, "You liar! Sister, she would never do that kind of thing! Even if she falls in love with this orangutan You wouldn’t do that kind of thing! It’s all just your imagination!”

Just as Jiubei was about to argue, Jiang Cheng suddenly said, "Calm down, Shinpachi. Although I don't know what happened, but... I can definitely feel that this guy is sincere to your sister. Gender Don’t take it too seriously. What if your sister really likes her? Would you also choose to break them up? "

"Of course!" Xinbaji shouted without thinking.

"Although for your age, we seem to be relics of the previous era, even old-fashioned, but now it seems...you are the one, right?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued, "If this person is really Can it bring happiness to your sister? If so, would you still choose to break them up?"

"There is no such possibility! Sister, she left in tears!" Shinpachi yelled, and then clenched his fists tightly, "I know... sister, she must be in pain. Really. If I feel happy, I will definitely be able to see it... for sure. If it really makes my sister happy, whether it is a woman of the same sex or an orangutan of a different species, I will definitely be ready to send my sister away! But that’s obviously not the case now!”

Xin Baji's words made everyone fall silent. Except for Kondo on the side.

"What do you mean by a different species of orangutan? Are you saying that Miss A Miao would like that kind of thing?! Even if you are Miss A Miao's Ou Doudou, I will not allow you to slander Miss A Miao like this!" Kondo cursed.

Everyone: "..."

"It's useless for us to argue here," Jiang Cheng spread his hands, frowned, and said helplessly, "We should call your sister out and confront her. It's difficult to judge this situation now. Although I think it’s not impossible for two girls to be together.”

"No, this is the most serious gaffe," Gintoki retorted, "After all, if Miao really marries this person, the Shimura family will be extinct."

"Hey, what do you mean? Why will my family be extinct if my sister marries him?" Xin Bajia complained expressionlessly.

"Because," Gintoki said, looking at Shinpachi with a serious face, "after all, you are destined to be a virgin for the rest of your life. In this case... your family will really be extinct!"

"Ah! Sure enough! This situation is too serious!" Jiang Cheng reacted, nodded and said seriously.

"That makes sense." Kagura and Sougo also nodded.

"You..." Xin Baji suppressed the anger in his heart and cursed, "Who are you looking down on! Who said I was destined to be a virgin all my life!"

"No, you have the words "destined to remain a virgin" written all over your face." Gintoki pointed at Shinpachi's face and replied without thinking.

The others nodded in agreement.

Afterwards, Xin Baji started to fight with everyone.

The only ones who did not participate were Jiubei and Jiangcheng.

"About the topic of the European faction you mentioned just now," Jiubingwei ignored the commotion, turned to look at Jiang Cheng, and asked seriously, "that means the distance between me and the man is only two feet. Is it a European-style distance? Then, if the European-style is removed, will I become a man?"

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng chuckled. Instead of answering Jiubei's question directly, he asked instead, "What is the first thing a human being sees when he opens his eyes when he comes to this world?"

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