Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Speaking of Fourteen, you don't understand Jump because you don't read it," Kondo explained with his arms crossed, ""Strawberry 100%" is a romance manga serialized on Jump."

"Really? What are you talking about?" Fourteen asked again.

"The love and hatred between a man and four women." Sougo summed it up simply and crudely.

"What kind of comic is that..." Fourteenth's face was full of black lines, but then Fourteenth thought of something and his tone changed, "No! Article 12 of the rules in the game does not stipulate that you can only read magazines in the game, the rest Aren’t all the comics listed as contraband?! So you’ve been secretly reading banned books?!”

"Well, calm down, fourteen," Kondo tried to persuade him, "It doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing."

"Sosou, Fourteen, it doesn't matter what happens to this kind of thing." Sougo assumed the same posture as Kondo and said in the same tone.

"Who are you calling Fourteen!" Fourteen scolded, "Also, commit seppuku, you bastard! It's clearly been stipulated that you can only watch Magazine, why would you watch that kind of thing! Why do you like to watch girls? Comics? I don’t even remember you having that kind of hobby!”

"How can you say that, Hijikata-san," Sougo spread his hands and made a helpless expression, "You know, in order to resist you, I work super hard every day~"

"You should give me this hard work and use it at work!" Shi Shi said every word while holding back his anger.

…

In the backyard of Yagyu's house, A Miao was locked in the room to practice calligraphy. This was also forced by Granny Taki. Granny Taki and three maids were guarding the door.

But just after writing a few words, A Miao heard the noise from Granny Taki and Kubei's father, Mr. Yuju, outside the door.

"Master Yuju, you can't go in." Granny Taki stood in front of Yuju and pinched her waist, admonishing her seriously, "This is only for men! Even if you are the head of the household, you can't go in! This is a sacred place for women! "

"Old woman, now is not the time to say such things! Get out of the way quickly!" Yu Ju frowned and said seriously, "A Miao, call A Miao out quickly!"

"What? Do you want to find that girl again?" Grandma Taki's eyes were full of disgust, "I said I would drive her out, and now I want to call her out again. I've really had enough! If she doesn't leave, then Let me go! You should make it clear whether you want the girl or me!"

"Yes, yes!" The three maids behind Granny Taki echoed.

"Don't speak in that tone, it's really disgusting! Stinky old woman!" Yu Ju cursed with veins popping out on his face.

"I'm sorry, young master, he can't control that girl at all," Granny Taki finally became serious and reminded with a serious face, "She is an incredible tigress! She will bring disaster to the Yagyu family!"

"The disaster you mentioned has already happened," Yuju clenched his fists to suppress the anger in his heart, "I don't know where a group of people came from to play. It's really annoying! Jiubei and the fiery Four Heavenly Kings are in the house. They were messing around and flying everywhere and everything was in tatters! Especially the dojo, which has been turned into ruins!"

Out of curiosity, A Miao secretly opened the door and stuck out her little head, pricking up her ears to eavesdrop on Yu Ju's words.

"And among the guys who broke in, there seems to be someone who claims to be A Miao's brother. I can't figure out the situation at all, so I want to ask clearly!" Yu Ju continued.

"Her brother?" Granny Taki made a horrified expression, "It's really terrifying! Sure enough, that family all has barbaric blood!"

"How scary~" The three maids behind Grandma Taki agreed.

But at this moment, A Miao couldn't bear it anymore and rushed over with a flying kick, kicking Granny Taki and her mother away.

"Get out of my way!"

After landing, A Miao quickly stood up and ran towards the distance.

"That's..." Yu Ju wiped the nosebleed and looked at A Miao's back that was getting farther and farther away, "A Miao! Hey! A Miao-chan!"

"Hey! Don't mess around!" Granny Taki also shouted.

But A Miao didn't hear it at all. Now A Miao's whole mind was focused on the people Xin Baji and Yu Ju were talking about.

Xinjiang, everyone... A Miao's heart is full of worries...

…

Yagyu's front yard.

"I didn't expect that I actually lost." Jiubei murmured, then raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, "You won, but... the game is not over yet. Our general is not me."

"General? What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

"Hey, Yin Sang, it turns out that Jiang Chengsang doesn't listen to any rules at all." Xin Baji said expressionlessly.

"Oh, that guy really hates those long-winded rules." Gintoki picked his nose and replied casually.

"This is too casual... He didn't listen at all after doing it for a long time!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Does it matter?" Sougo said with disapproval on his face, "It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of thing, right? If you don't know who the general is, can't you just kill them all?"

"Hey, this guy's trembling soul has begun to burn." Shinbaji murmured expressionlessly.

"I'm really convinced," Kyubei chuckled, "I never thought that one day I would lose to such a guy. But... this victory is not over yet, our general is not that easy to deal with. That one is Yagyu The strongest swordsman in our family’s history…”

Before Jiubei finished speaking, the voice of Mr. Tomuqi suddenly came from behind Jiubei.

"Um...Kyuubei," Mr. Tomuchi said, naked with a mosaic on his crotch, pointing to the men's room not far away, "There is no paper in the men's room over there, can you give me some? I waited in the toilet for a long time and no one came."

Jiubingwei: "..."

"Master Minmuqi! What are you doing!" Dongcheng, who was buried underground, shouted quickly, "You are our general! How can you run around as a general!"

Everyone: Stare——

"Oops!" Dongcheng finally reacted, "It seems that I said something that I shouldn't have said! I'm sorry! Young Master!"

"There is nothing we can do," Mr. Minmuqi explained weakly, "After all, no one came after waiting for a long time. And...be sure to check the paper reserve in the toilet at any time next time."

"Hoho, that guy walking naked in the yard is your general..." Kondo looked at Mr. Minmuqi with a fierce look on his face, as if he was eager to try.

"Is that your general?" Jiang Cheng asked, pointing to the old man Minmuqi who was facing Jiubingwei not far away.

Jiubingwei: "..."

"Hey, you," Jiang Cheng took out a roll of paper from his arms, "throw me the small plate on your head, and I can give you the paper."

"Such a despicable method..." Dongcheng cursed secretly, and then looked at Mr. Minmuqi who was not far away, "Master! Don't be fooled!"

"Can you please stop staring at others, you are so shy." Mr. Minmuqi said, covering his face.

"Don't worry, the mosaics that need to be made have been laid in place." Jiang Cheng said.

"Huh? Really?" Mr. Minmuqi let go of his hand, "Is your face all covered with mosaics?"

"No, I mean between the buttocks."

"Isn't there no difference?" Mr. Minmuqi covered his face again, "Brother over there, give me the toilet paper, and I'll give you the small plate."

"No!" Jiubei shouted, "Grandpa! Hold on for a little longer!"

"Yes! Master! Don't admit defeat!" Dongcheng also shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Dongcheng felt an uncomfortable feeling in his abdomen, as if something was about to erupt from his anus. "Not good! The eggs I had in the morning..."

Then, Dongcheng looked at Jiang Cheng with sweat on his face, "Um...can you please pull it out for me...Um...I have an uneasy feeling in my stomach..."

"No need, you can handle it over there." Jiang Cheng showed a refreshing smile.

[This person... is shaking! You can’t go wrong! It’s super shaky! ] Dongcheng finally reacted, [Not good! I can't hold it in anymore! That hateful old woman! Didn’t they all say that eggs should be bought fresh? ! 】

"Alala, it looks like you have a very painful expression~" Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Actually, it doesn't matter. Wouldn't it be better to solve it openly? Sa, come with me, breathe in, breathe in, breathe out .Breathe in, breathe in, breathe out~”

"Do you think this little convenience can make me, the leader of the Yagyu Four Heavenly Kings, admit defeat?! You underestimate me!" Dongcheng said through gritted teeth.

"Ha, that's it," Jiang Cheng squatted down and looked at Dongcheng with a smile on his face. "Hurry up and deal with it here, or... I'll kill you."

Kill you, kill you... These words kept echoing in Dongcheng's mind.

"Ah, it really is S..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly, but just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi noticed something was wrong with Gintoki beside him...

"Not good!" Suddenly! Gintoki also covered his stomach, looked at Jiang Cheng with a pained expression, and stretched out his hand tremblingly, "Paper... give me paper! The red bean bread I had in the morning seems to be spoiled..."

"Actually, I also suddenly..." Kondo also held his stomach and stretched out his hand with pain on his face, "The banana I ate in the morning seems stale! Give it to me! Give me the paper!"

"Yeah~ I suddenly thought of a fun game~" Looking at Gintoki and Kondo with their faces full of pain, Dongcheng with a dark face and sweat on his face, and Mr. Minmuqi squatting on the ground with his face covered, Jiang Cheng stood up and said with a smile, "Then, at this time, you should use the game to decide the ownership of this roll of paper, don't you think so? Sougo-kun?"

"I think it makes sense," Sougo, who came to Jiang Cheng's side at some point, nodded and agreed, "After all, there is only one roll of paper, but four people need it. In this situation, it is better to use a game to decide .”

Maybe this is a fake Gintama