Maybe a Fake Gintama

In the splendid auditorium.

"As expected of the princess of the Orangutan Planet, she even chose an ordinary engagement ceremony in such a luxurious place." Shinbaji, who was wearing a formal suit, pushed up his glasses, glanced around, and sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"After all, she is also the princess of a planet. Isn't this level normal?" Gintoki, who was also wearing a formal suit, held his hands and closed his eyes with a look of disapproval on his face.

"Speaking of which..." Xin Baji glanced at the auditorium hall again, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang is the only one who is not here. Everyone from the Shinsengumi and the delegation from the Orangutan Planet are all here."

"That kind of thing is irrelevant!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi with a serious face, "Did you bring [that] with you?!"

"Of course!" Xin Baji immediately replied, patting his chest, "I brought all the fresh-keeping boxes and plastic wrap from home!"

"Yoshi! Now repeat the battle plan! Kagura, you go first!" As he said this, Gintoki looked at Kagura, who was wearing a pink cheongsam.

"First! Hold your belly until you can't hold anything in it, Aru!" Kagura replied.

"That's right! Now it's your turn, Shinpachi!" Gintoki looked at Shinpachi again.

Xinbajiu pushed up his glasses and replied decisively: "Second! Of course, pack up everything you can pack and take it home!"

"Yoshi! Just remember these two points and that's it!" With that said, Gintoki took the lead and walked to the empty seat beside him.

Shinbaji and Kagura looked at each other, nodded, and quickly followed.

Shinpachi and Kagura sat down first, but Gintoki didn't dare to sit down.

"Gin-san? What's wrong?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki who looked at him in pain and asked in confusion.

"Ah, ever since I used the roll Jiang Cheng gave me that day, the condition of the chrysanthemum has not been very good..." Gintoki said with a pained face, "I have been sleeping on my stomach these past few days. You said our family is Shouldn’t a squat toilet be installed?”

New Baji/Kagura: "..."

In the end, Gintoki endured the pain in his anus and sat down.

…

"Here it comes!" Gintoki's pupils shrank slightly, "Are you ready?!"

"Yeah!"×2

The three Gintoki looked at the waiters coming over with plates, and their expressions became serious.

But when Gintoki and the others opened the plates, they couldn't stop laughing because... the plates were all filled with bananas! Although they are paired with red wine, all the dishes are fresh banana!

"Are you kidding me!" Gintoki immediately became furious and stood up from his seat, "There is only Banana in such a big event! Who are you looking down on, you bastard! Are you worthy of our gift money?! Give me your money back, you bastard." !”

"Yin Sang..." Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "If I remember correctly, our gift is only three hundred yuan, right? In total, it's one hundred yuan per person."

"At least give me a cup of chestnut parfait, you bastard!" Gintoki cursed bitterly.

"Maybe this is some kind of tradition of the Orangutan Planet," Shinpachi smiled awkwardly, and then pulled Gintoki to his seat, "And isn't banana also very good? Not only can it moisten the intestines and relieve constipation,

Prevent insomnia and lower blood pressure. "

"Tch, what a stingy engagement ceremony." Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully.

"This kind of banana is pretty good, Aru!" Kagura was completely focused on the bananas on the table at this time.

"There is no other way, just bananas, Bassan, remember to pack them." As he said that, Gintoki also peeled a banana and ate it.

"Hi." Just after he responded, Xinbaji's eyes fell on Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were wearing formal clothes and had just come in from the door. He quickly waved to them, "Jiang Chengsang, Miss Yue Yong, Here here.”

When Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong saw this, they walked over and sat down on the empty seats next to Xin Baji.

"Jiang Chengsang... your head... doesn't matter, right?" Looking at Jiang Cheng's blood-covered forehead, Shinpachi said with twitching corners of his mouth.

"Ah, it doesn't matter, this little blood doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng folded his hands and laughed, with a look of disdain on his face, "Just treat it as a celebration for the newlyweds."

"I can't tell it has such an effect at all..." Shinbachi murmured.

Yue Yong on the side did not speak from beginning to end, looking curiously at the orangutans in formal clothes sitting on the seats with her beautiful eyes.

"But having said that, it's incredible that we would be invited to participate in such a ceremony," Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "Although he is just an orangutan, he is also a very humane orangutan."

"That's right, Kondo-san is also a reliable adult." Shinpachi agreed.

"Everyone has been waiting for a long time!" the emcee's voice suddenly sounded, and then the lights in the entire hall were turned off, "Now the bride and groom are invited to enter!"

After the master of ceremonies finished speaking, accompanied by the music of the wedding march, the door slowly opened. Immediately afterwards, a beam of light hit the two orangutans (Kondo and Princess Bablus) in formal clothes who appeared at the door.

Later, under the applause of the guests and the wedding march, Kondo and Babrus slowly walked to the high platform and sat down on the seats on the high platform.

Although Yue Yong didn't understand the situation yet, when she saw Jiang Cheng applauding on the side, she suppressed her curiosity and clapped.

"I really can't get enough of it no matter how many times I watch it." Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then sniffed, "These newlyweds are so perfect for each other."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted loudly with tears in his eyes towards Kondo, who had his head lowered on the stage: "Orangutan! You must be happy!"

Seeing this, Mr. Matsudaira on the other side also stood up and shouted with tears: "You must be happy! Kondo!"

The rest: "..."

Kondo on the stage turned even darker after hearing this.

…

"You're too excited! Jiang Chengsang! Sit down quickly!" Xin Baji reminded in a low voice, and then pulled Jiang Cheng to his seat again.

At this time, the wedding march had finished playing and the lights were turned on again.

"You are such a guy who doesn't care about others at all." Jiang Cheng picked up a tissue and wiped his tears, "He actually pursues his own happiness."

"Hey, please stop saying such terrible lines..." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly, and then looked at Kondo and the shy Babrus on the stage, "Kondo-san must have thought about it carefully. Although we don’t know why the decision was made, we just need to silently bless him.”

"That makes sense." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"Why?" Gintoki looked disapproving, "Of course it's because he lost control of his bowels during a blind date and fell into a trap, and it became like that after that."

"No matter what the reason is, as his relatives and friends on Earth, we should bless them with a sincere heart at this time." Jiang Cheng said with slight emotion.

"Indeed, after all, being able to find someone of the same kind to marry is a matter of congratulations." Gintoki nodded.

Just as Gintoki finished speaking, Sougo, who was wearing formal clothes, came over, sighed softly, and said to Jiangcheng and Gintoki: "Boss, please be less sarcastic. This kind of thing is not funny at all."

"I didn't laugh, I should say I couldn't laugh at all." Gintoki retorted, "This is the first time I attended a wedding and felt like crying."

"That's right. I didn't mean to be sarcastic at all," Jiang Cheng said seriously, crossing his hands and nodding his head, "I'm happy for him from the bottom of my heart."

Sougo was a little speechless, but still shrugged and continued: "Can you two think of something? This wedding is just to introduce the new couple to everyone, and then the formal wedding will be held on the princess's planet. There. After that, Kondo-san will officially become a member of the gorilla clan and will never come back. If you want to destroy it, you can only do it tonight."

"Okita-kun, you said you wanted to destroy it...but didn't this ceremony already collapse at the beginning?" Gintoki glanced at the orangutans sitting in the hall, "They are all gorillas. You want to destroy this ceremony?" There is really nothing I can do about something that has collapsed from the beginning."

"Wait a minute," Jiang Cheng finally couldn't bear it anymore and said, "I finally understood after hearing Sougo-kun's words just now. Are you trying to ruin this wedding?"

"Great, boss, your understanding ability is finally online." Sougo complained expressionlessly.

"I say you should stop, okay?" Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said seriously, "How long do you want to rely on that orangutan? Why do you have to destroy his hard-won happiness?"

"Boss, what are you talking about..." Sougo was speechless.

"I mean," Jiang Cheng pointed at Kondo on the stage, "He has worked very hard to get where he is today. It's time for you to let go, right? Give the orangutans the freedom to pursue happiness!"

"Boss, do you really think Kondo-san likes that kind of orangutan?" Sougo spread his hands and asked with a speechless expression.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded with a normal expression, "because he is already trembling with excitement!"

Everyone: Not at all!

As if he could see what everyone was thinking, Jiang Cheng sighed softly and then explained: "Maybe you will think that he looks unhappy, but! In fact, men are like this sometimes, and they will be reserved when they should be. . Even men can be duplicitous sometimes!"

After listening, everyone fell silent. Yue Yong also lowered his head thoughtfully and started thinking.

"Boss, what do you mean..." Sougo murmured, holding his hands and supporting his chin with one hand, "Do you mean that Kondo-san really likes that princess?!"

"Isn't it obvious?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Sougo in surprise, "Although you didn't know it, I could see his determination to protect her when he stood in front of the princess with his hands open! You guys Do you remember any of them?"

As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at the Wanshiwu trio on the side.

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