Maybe a Fake Gintama

(Options: 1 Add chili. 2 Add mayonnaise. Please choose...)

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"Kondo-san, please ask me to take you there." Fourteen held Sougo's head and explained.

"Let me go! Bastard..." Sougo said while struggling.

"Okay, let's go together, senior." With that said, Fourteen picked up Sougo's back collar and lifted him up.

After saying that, Fourteen dragged Sougo around and walked away.

Sougo, who was dragged to the ground, yelled with his veins popping out: "You guy! Is this the way you should treat your seniors?! Bastard!"

Fourteen didn't reply, and still dragged Sougo out as he was minding his own business. But Sanye, who was standing under the eaves behind him, couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing when he saw this scene...

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Ramen shop.

"Hey! Wait a minute!" Looking at the red chili powder in the three-leaf bowl, Kondo felt bad. "You can't put so much chili! How many times do I have to tell you, this is harmful to the body. !”

"But it looks delicious." Sanye explained, adding a whole bottle of chili powder to the bowl...

"It doesn't taste good! It's definitely harmful to the body!" Kondo shouted, "Don't add more! How can you swallow such a red bowl! Really, the tastes of young people these days are so weird. , right? Fourteen..."

But just as he turned his head, Kondo spotted Shizuo who was pouring mayonnaise on the ramen.

"Hey! Are you coming too?!" Kondo became even more upset, "Fourteen! What the hell are you doing?! What the hell is that?! What are you eating?!"

"The IT revolution of taste." Fourteen picked up the ramen and answered without thinking. After saying that, he started to eat.

"What on earth are you talking about! Revolution? What kind of revolution is that! Who are you imitating?!" But just after finishing speaking, Kondo once again found that Mitsuha next to him had picked up the red bowl full of chili peppers. of ramen, "Wait! Stop it! Miss Mitsuha can't eat it either!"

"This is the postal privatization of the oral cavity." Sanye explained with a smile.

"Huh? You don't know what you mean! What on earth do you mean!" Kondo shouted.

"My mouth keeps feeling [ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta" pleasure." Fourteenth explained with a sullen expression.

(Note: The word "pleasure" mentioned by Fourteen comes from the 1982 "Sailor Suit and Machine Gun". The heroine in the play wore a sailor suit and picked up a machine gun and fired randomly, and then said "pleasure" very happily)

"Who is it this time? Hiroko? Masami?! It's disgusting no matter what you study!!"

"Hahaha……"

Looking at Mitsuha who was amused and smiling like a flower, Sougo looked unhappy...

——End of memories——

"Yoshi, it's time to go back." After saying that, Gintoki stood up, "Kagura, Shinpachi, let's go."

Hearing the sound, Kagura and Shinpachi quickly stood up.

"Then I should..." After saying that, Jiang Cheng also stood up.

"It's okay, if it's Sougo's friend, it doesn't matter if you stay a little longer.

"Kuraba Touma quickly stood up and said politely, "After all, I haven't thanked you properly yet..."

"No, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then looked at Zongwu who was leaning in front of the door with his head lowered and not knowing what he was thinking.

"Come on." Jiang Cheng walked over and patted Sougo on the shoulder, then left with Gintoki and others.

"Sougo-kun, tonight..." Kuraba Touma was stopped by Sougo before he could finish his words.

"No, I still have to go back to the camp. I still have work tomorrow." After saying that, Sougo put his pockets in his pocket and turned to leave. "I'll leave it to you, sister."

"I see……"

…

The next day, Oedo Hospital.

Jiangcheng and Wansiya, headed by Gintoki, met at the entrance of Oedo Hospital. When the two met, they first gave each other a polite greeting (and turned their heads in disdain at the same time.)

"Why are you here?" Gintoki asked with disdain.

"It has nothing to do with you," Jiang Cheng replied with an unhappy look on his face, "I should ask you this, right? Why are you here?"

"Work." Gintoki replied without thinking.

"Then so do I."

"That's bullshit! I didn't remember that you had a part-time job in the hospital!" Gintoki cursed, then glanced at what Jiang Cheng was hiding behind his back, "Also, how could someone bring spicy hot pot to work?!"

"None of your business," Jiang Cheng curled his lips disdainfully, and at the same time inadvertently touched the [Super Spicy Senbei] packaging bag exposed in Gintoki's arms, "You too! How could anyone carry something like that? Work?!"

"It's just lunch! Don't you like spicy food lately?!" Gintoki retorted.

"Then I'll have afternoon tea..." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, hurry up, drive a car and knock these two men away." Xin Baji said expressionlessly, "It looks really hot..."

Kagura narrowed her beady eyes and nodded in agreement with a speechless expression.

…

"I'm sorry, because of my health, the ceremony has to be postponed again..." Mitsuba sat on the hospital bed and looked at Kuraba Touma who was sitting in front of the hospital bed with an apologetic look.

"It's okay, don't be impatient." Kuraba Touma calmed Mitsuha's emotions with a smile, "It's better to relax and recuperate now. After all, the ceremony is just a formality. I have long made up my mind to marry you. For the couple."

"Thanks, Touma."

"I still have work to do, so I'll leave first." Kuraba Touma stood up, comforted Mitsuha to lie down and gently covered Mitsuha with the quilt, and then ordered: "Remember not to eat spicy food again. Oh, it’s not good for your health.”

"I know, I'm not that stupid yet." Sanye said with a smile.

"Then I'll leave first, I will come again." Kuraba Touma stood at the door, looked back at Mitsuha, turned around and left.

Sanye signaled with a smile, then turned his head and stared at the ceiling with dull eyes.

…

At this time, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng met again at the door of Mitsuha's ward. This time, the two still greeted each other politely first.

"What an adventure." Gintoki said disdainfully.

"Don't get me wrong. I was just on the way to buy a game and happened to come across a spicy hotpot on sale. I happened to pass by the hospital and wanted to borrow a toilet. Finally I happened to see an acquaintance, so..."

"There are too many coincidences!" Gintoki scolded, then folded his hands and explained: "I just happened to pass by a convenience store, and I happened to see the convenience store's [Super Spicy Senbei] on sale, and I happened to have some change. Finally, I just wanted to borrow the restroom and saw an acquaintance here..."

"You're about the same!" Shinpachi yelled, "How can there be so much [just right]! When will you two be more frank! Aren't you all here to visit Miss Mitsuha?!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about, Mr. Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually.

"Yes, Shinpachi, you can't talk nonsense." Gintoki crossed his hands and nodded.

"You two, please stop it!" Xin Baji yelled.

"You guys, please be quiet!" A fat nurse at the end of the corridor yelled at several people, "This is a hospital! Keep quiet, you bastards!"

"Ah, private Marseille..."

But just after he finished speaking, everyone heard Sanye's laughter coming from the ward.

"Come in quickly." Sanye shouted.

In fact, Sanye heard it when Cong Jiangcheng and the others started making trouble in front of the ward.

…

"It's really good," Sanye picked up a piece of beef from the hot pot full of red oil with chopsticks and put it into his mouth, "It's delicious~"

"Yeah, right!" Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

"I think it's better to eat less," Gintoki said with a twitching corner of his mouth, "It's not good for hemorrhoids..."

"Gin-chan, I can't do it anymore, Aru..." Kagura has turned into a sausage mouth, "Water... give me water..."

"I want to..." Xin Baji said at the same time.

"Do you think I fainted because of hemorrhoids?" Sanye covered her mouth and smiled, then pointed to the bed next door and said, "No, the person next door is..."

"Next door?" Jiang Cheng stood up and then lifted the curtain next door, only to see Quan Zang lying on the bed in a hospital gown with a look of despair on his face, "So it's you!"

"Hello... hello." Quan Zang said weakly, "Do you mean that you came to see me specifically? You don't need fruits or anything like that. It would be nice if you could bring me a jump book..."

"No!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "There is spicy hot pot. Do you want some?"

Looking at the hot pot full of red oil chili peppers on the small table on Sanye's bed, Quan Zang felt that his hemorrhoids hurt even more, "Do you want to kill me? But by the way, is that young lady an acquaintance of yours?"

"Ah, I don't count as an acquaintance, I just met her..." Jiang Cheng replied, "A friend's sister."

"Souga..." Quan Zang murmured, then waved his hand to politely decline Sanye's invitation, "No, I can't eat that kind of thing. But maybe the virgin boy under your bed might want to Want to eat."

After hearing this, Gintoki raised the corner of his mouth slightly, but said nothing.

"Under the bed?" Jiang Cheng lowered his body and glanced under Mitsuha's bed in confusion, only to see Yamazaki in night clothes lying under Mitsuha's bed.

"What are you doing in a place like this?" Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly, "There is hot pot, do you want some?"

"There are also fruits." Gintoki shrugged and added.

"Ah, no need. Secret agents usually carry Shinsengumi sausages with them during operations." Yamazaki took out two sausages from his arms and said with a smile. But just after saying that, Yamazaki finally reacted, "Huh?! Exposed?!"

"Yes, it's exposed~" Jiang Cheng said with a grin. Then he kicked Yamazaki out.

"Ah, why is Yamazaki-san here?" Sanye asked with a smile.

(Sorry, it’s late because I have to update more today. But today’s update is four!)

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