Maybe a Fake Gintama

House of Everything.

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"Kagura-chan!!" Jiang Cheng's old father's anxious voice sounded along with the sound of hurried footsteps and the sound of the door breaking.

"Kagura-chan! It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng rushed directly into the living room of Wanshiwu, looked at Kagura who was sitting on the sofa and asked with anxious concern, "Why is it so uncomfortable there?! Do you want to go to the hospital?! "

"Keep your voice down, you bastard!" Gintoki on the side couldn't help scolding, "Can't you just come in normally?! How many times do you have to destroy the entrance to my house before you're satisfied?! You bastard!"

"I heard that Kagura-chan was not feeling well, so I ran directly from Yoshiwara!" Jiang Cheng retorted, and then he grabbed Gintoki's collar with a ferocious look and yelled: "Hey! You guy! You're the one who put the most Is this how you take care of your important niece?"

"Well, calm down, Jiang Cheng-san." Shinpachi quickly separated Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were about to fight, then looked at Kagura and asked softly, "Then, where does Kagura-chan feel? Are you comfortable?"

"I don't know why, but my health has been very bad recently," Kagura looked listless while holding a thermometer in his mouth. "My body is heavy and I have no strength. I am too lazy to move."

"It's really serious!" Jiang Cheng said with tears streaming down his face.

"You're so excited!" Gintoki slapped Jiang Cheng on the back of the head and knocked him to the ground. Then he looked at Kagura, "Did you catch a cold? You're always in the kotatsu He sleeps inside, and he always sleeps with his belly exposed. Is it because of his sloppy and sloppy life?"

"No, it's not Gin-san's turn to say something like this," Shinpachi glanced at Gintoki and complained with a curl of his lips.

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, the thermometer in Kagura's mouth sounded.

"Okay," Shinpachi said, taking the thermometer from Kagura's mouth, "Hey, strange, there is no fever. It doesn't seem to be a cold. What's going on?"

"I'm not coughing, nothing special." Gintoki murmured with his chin propped up.

"I don't know why," Xin Baji looked at Kagura again, "I always feel a little out of place."

"It doesn't matter anymore!" Jiang Cheng said eagerly, "Since I don't know why, I can only do a full body examination! Once you do that, you will definitely know where the discomfort is!"

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"Calm down a little first," Gintoki said helplessly, "What you said is only a last resort. Now it's better to ask Kagura what's wrong with her first, so that the doctor can make a diagnosis more easily."

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Kagura and asked, "Kagura-chan, do you feel any specific discomfort? If so, be sure to tell me!"

"Hmm..." Kagura thought as she ate the rice ball, "Speaking of which, the elastic band of my pants always hurts, as if it's being tightened."

"It's really scary. It's better to go to the hospital." Xin Bajia interjected, "But the only consolation is that I still have appetite."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up unsteadily.

But after just two steps, he almost fell down. Fortunately, Kagura held on to the sofa beside him.

"No...no," Kagura said with a pained look on her face, "I can't even stand still."

"Hey, hey, is it really okay? Your whole body is shaking." Gintoki quickly stepped forward to support Kagura, "Put the rice balls aside first, don't force yourself to eat."

"No Aru!" Kagura shook her head and refused, "I would feel uneasy if there were no rice balls!"

"This is really bad," Gintoki's expression became serious, "Jiangcheng, call an ambulance quickly! I'll carry Kagura downstairs! As for Shinpachi, today's work client, you Responsible for the reception!”

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Gintoki leaned down and said, "Come up quickly. Just hold on a little longer."

Kagura pressed forward without any explanation. "Gin-chan, uncle, I feel so uncomfortable..." Kagura's face turned livid.

"Hold on a little bit! The ambulance will be here soon!" Jiang Cheng comforted.

"Yoshi, let's go!" Ginshi stood up with difficulty.

But just as he stood up, before Gintoki could take the first step, the wooden floor under Gintoki's feet cracked into a spider web shape.

"Ah, I seem to hear the sound of something breaking..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Gintoki, is your house too old?"

"After all, it's an old house..." Gintoki said through gritted teeth, and then struggled to lift one foot to take the first step.

But... in the end, the floor couldn't hold up anymore...

After a loud bang, Gintoki and Kagura directly collapsed the floor, and they fell directly into the Toshi shop downstairs.

"Hey! It's okay! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stood at the entrance of the cave and shouted to the two people below, "Gintoki, your house should be overhauled! The quality of the floor is too bad!"

"I always feel something is wrong, this uncoordinated feeling..." Shinpachi carefully looked at Kagura pressing on Gintoki from the entrance of the cave. After a long time, he finally realized, "Ah! Today's Kagura is better than The usual Kagura is much louder!"

"Huh? Is there any?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "I don't feel anything..."

"No, no, no, it's three times bigger than usual!" Xin Baji retorted.

"I think it's no different from usual..." Jiang Cheng retorted, "It must be because the wooden floors in your house are too old! It's definitely not because Kagura has become heavier!"

"Jiang Chengsang, do you think saying this can change the fact that Kagura-chan is fat?" Shinpachi complained expressionlessly.

"Hey... you two..." Gintoki's intermittent voice came, "Anyway, let's rescue me first... I'm so pressed that I can't move... It's so painful..."

"Me...me too...Aru."

…

Looking at Kagura with a sad face, Jiang Cheng and others didn't know what to say.

"In short, this is your own business. If you want to lose weight back to your original appearance, you have to work hard on your own!" Gintoki was the first to speak out, "Now, the most important thing is to put down the rice balls in your hands!"

"No Aru!" Kagura raised her little face and retorted, "I would be uneasy without it Aru!"

"It's up to you," Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully, and then stood up, "Don't say we didn't remind you when your body shape really stabilizes to the point where you can't even lose weight."

"That's right, Kagura-chan," Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and reminded with a smile, "You have indeed eaten too much recently, and it is also important to lose weight properly."

Seeing the aggrieved expression on Kagura's face, Jiang Cheng quickly comforted him: "Yo Xi, yo Xi, don't cry, don't cry. Can I take you to eat barbecue?"

"Really?!" The gloom on Kagura's face flashed away, replaced by excitement.

"You must be the culprit!" Gintoki looked down at Jiang Cheng and cursed, "Does she look like she can eat barbecue?! Do you want to raise your niece into a pig?!"

"I just think you shouldn't be too anxious about losing weight," Jiang Cheng explained while standing up, "How can I have the energy to lose weight if I don't eat enough?"

"It makes sense Aru!" Kagura agreed.

"That makes sense!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes rolled, "Anyway, if you want to lose weight, just exercise for me and don't eat anymore!"

Hearing the sound, Kagura felt aggrieved again, as if she was about to cry.

"Actually, I have a great way to lose weight," Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and then said, "I think it must be very applicable."

"Really Aru?!" Kagura asked, "Is it really possible to lose weight all of a sudden Aru?! Is it possible without dieting Aru?!"

"Ah, indeed, many people have successfully lost weight in this way, with quick and good results." Jiang Cheng replied.

…

In a gym in Edo.

"Listen up, Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stood in front of the treadmill and looked at Kagura, who was still eating rice balls. "The first step is to stand on the treadmill!"

"Didn't you say you don't need to exercise, Aru?" Kagura pouted.

"Occasionally Jiang Chengsang is very reliable," Xinbaji sighed with emotion in a low voice, "Sure enough, it is impossible to lose weight without exercising."

"Isn't that common sense?" Gintoki curled his lips disdainfully, "Why do we have to come here too? It's really troublesome."

"Okay, okay, just think of it as supervising Kagura-chan's weight loss."

"Listen up! Kagura-chan!" After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura standing on the treadmill and said sternly, "First of all, the first step! Get into a running position!"

Kagura followed Jiang Cheng's instructions and took a running posture.

"Yo Xi! Keep this posture and don't move!" As he said that, Jiang Cheng directly raised the camera and took a picture of Kagura from all angles.

"In the end, you can lose weight just by doing this."

…

Gintoki and Shinpachi stared blankly at the subtitle "A few months later..." on Kagura's head, and fell silent...

"It's strange. On TV and in animation, if you do this, you will usually lose weight." Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and wondered, "What on earth is going on..."

"What a hell if you can lose weight!" Gintoki and Shinpachi kicked Jiang Cheng to the ground at the same time.

"But, in those works, you can lose weight just by doing this," Jiang Cheng explained while getting up. "The same goes for boys. You just need to take a few pictures of them exercising hard, and then add [several pictures] After the month...] words like this will look like a muscular man."

“How is that possible!” Gintoki shouted, “If you don’t have the heart to keep exercising in order to lose weight, even if you change [a few months later...] to [a few years later...] or even [decades] It’s impossible to lose weight after...] It’s absolutely impossible!”

"Huh? Really?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.

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