Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Ah, why didn't anything happen?" Jiang Cheng pointed to his chin and murmured, "That's strange. Teacher Wu Tian just mentioned momentum. Isn't the momentum not enough?"

"Idiot!" Yue Yong pointed at the waves that were about to hit and cursed with rolled eyes, "Can you see clearly what the situation is now?!"

"Ah, the situation does not seem to be good..." Jiang Cheng touched his head and laughed innocently.

"Isn't this not good at all!" Shinpachi shouted, "We are going to die!!"

"You are wrong!" Jiang Cheng criticized seriously, "It should be said that it is finalized!"

"Du Yi..." Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, the waves had already submerged everyone...

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"Uh...well..." Shinbachi murmured and finally opened his eyes, then slowly climbed up.

"It's not finished! It's great!" Looking at his hands, Xin Baji said in surprise, but then, when he stood up and glanced at the environment he was in, he stopped laughing.

"Could it be! Am I in trouble?!" Looking at the sea in front of him and the isolated island like a virgin forest behind him, Xin Baji was a little panicked.

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"Gin-san!" Shinpachi kept shouting along the coastline, "Esei-san! Kagura-chan! Miss Tsukiyoshi! Kameli-san! Is anyone here?!..."

Xin Baji shouted for nearly half an hour, but no one responded to him. At this time, Xin Baji finally realized something...

Xinbajiu kept exploring this small island. As he walked, Xinbajiu came to a stone cave that looked like a natural cave. He raised his head and glanced at the cave entrance, and his eyes suddenly opened wide. Come……

Looking at the humanoid skeleton in the cave and the countless characters "正" carved on the ground in front of the skeleton, Xinbaji finally had to believe the fact that he had suffered.

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[This is not a Dragon Palace at all...] ​​Xin Bajiu sat on the beach with his legs lowered and his head down in despair. [There are neither sumptuous dishes, beautiful dancing girls, nor princesses from the Dragon Palace City...]

Thinking of this,

Xin Baji raised his head, looked at the sea level in front of him with tears in his eyes, and shouted in a broken voice: "Why! Why did my summer vacation turn into this?! Why did it turn into drifting with Robinson Crusoe? Remember the same summer vacation?! Why is it an uninhabited island?!"

After shouting, Shinbaji knelt down and banged his fist on the beach a few times, while still muttering, "Why?! Why on earth?! The rest of my life... really Do you want to spend time on an isolated island? I’m not willing to do it! I’m really not willing to do it!”

Immediately afterwards, Shinbaji's tears fell again...

"My wishes...the wish to get rid of my virginity, the wish to revive the dojo...all...all of them cannot be fulfilled!!"

Thinking that he would be like Robinson Crusoe, he would be discovered decades later. Thinking that after a few decades, when I return home and see all the things I see in front of me, the new Bachi, I feel even more frightened...

"That's not right!" Xin Bajiu quickly slapped his face hard, then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and stood up, "You can't think like that! Xinbajiu! Think about the positive side! Xinbajiu ! Yinsang and the others must still be alive! They will definitely come to save me! Before that, I must live alone!"

After saying that, Shinpachi walked to the dead tree branch on the beach, then walked straight over and picked it up, and then drew a huge [SOS] sign on the beach.

After doing all this, Xin Baji put down the stick and looked up at the sun in the distance with firm eyes, [That's right! It’s time to be more positive at times like this! The world is a mirror that reflects your own heart! Due to the distracting thoughts in the heart, the world you see will also be dyed in a matching color! 】

[It’s better to enjoy the current situation! New Eight Chi! This is an uninhabited island! Such perfect loneliness cannot be experienced casually! 】

Thinking of this, Xin Baji finally felt a lot more relaxed, and then he couldn't help but tear off his beach pants and glasses, and started running wantonly on the beach with his eyes closed and a soft look on his face.

[I felt that my whole mood relaxed all of a sudden...] Xinbajiu suddenly jumped up while running, opened his arms with a soft expression, [And, I finally discovered that what I took off was not my clothes, but my clothes. Inner armor! In our troubled daily life, we don’t know when we have put on thick armor for our hearts, in order to prevent ourselves from getting hurt and live better...]

【What are we afraid of? 】Xin Baji did not stop, still running wantonly, 【Now that the barrier of armor has been taken off, the naked heart gently tolerates everything, the heart melts in the wind, and the body merges with nature. Now, I can feel arrive! The trees, water, and sun are all inside me! Yes, I am part of the earth! The earth is also a part of me! 】

Thinking of this, happy tears overflowed from the corners of Xin Bajia's eyes, and he shouted: "That's right! I'm not alone!"

But then, out of the corner of Shinpachi's eyes, he saw everyone standing aside looking at him expressionlessly (Jiang Cheng covering Kagura's eyes, Gintoki, Tsukiyomi, Kyubei, and A Miao covered her mouth with an expression of disbelief, Shizuo and Sougo looked expressionless, and Hasegawa, whose shoulders shook slightly, covered his mouth and tried to suppress laughter.)

【Really not alone! ! 】Xinbaji paused silently, then turned around and silently put on his beach shorts. Of course, he didn't forget to put on his glasses.

"Ah hahaha," Hasegawa finally couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed while holding his stomach. "What on earth are you doing? I'm laughing so hard, hahahaha..."

"You must be the shameless one to smile, right?!" Gintoki shouted with his eyes white, "When I found you, you were in the same state as Shinpachi, right?! No, it's not almost the same, it's exactly the same!"

Everyone gave him a look of contempt at the same time.

"I just thought I was the only one left..." Looking at the teasing looks in everyone's eyes, Hasegawa quickly explained, "That's why I had the idea that "I am the only one left on earth" and wanted to open the accelerator. Just throw everything away!”

"Xin-chan, you..." A Miao covered her mouth and was about to say something, but was stopped by Shinpachi with a smile on her face.

"Sister~ and everyone, it turns out everything is safe and sound." Xin Baji said with a smile, and then patted his chest with a look of fear on his face, "I'm really worried to death, what if something happens to everyone..."

Everyone: Hey, this guy is going to turn over all those things just now!

"But, you just..." A Miao hesitated.

"What? What happened to me?" Xin Baji asked in confusion, and then murmured with his chin propped up, "My memory just now seems to be a bit confusing. I only remember that I started searching for you after waking up, and then I met you."

Everyone: This kid is really ready to fool me!

"But..." A Miao wanted to say something more, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Stop talking, Miss A Miao!" Jiang Cheng shook his head, "We can just treat what happened just now as nothing happened! New Eighth Prince has indeed reached the age where he will do strange things!"

"That's it..." A Miao murmured, then looked at Xin Baji with a smile on his face again, and said, "But it's really great, everyone is safe."

"That's right, hahaha..." Xinbachi scratched the back of his head and laughed, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and whispered, "Thank you."

"It's okay," Jiang Cheng chuckled, "You know, at your age, Gintoki is more troublesome than you. Every morning, you can see a lot of wrinkled things in the trash can in Gintoki's house... "

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Gintoki covered his mouth.

"Shut up, you idiot!" Gintoki cursed in a low voice with his veins popping out, "What you're saying are completely two different things!"

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"So it turns out that everyone encountered a shipwreck on the way to Ryugu Castle, and finally they all drifted to this desert island." Hasegawa analyzed, holding his hands.

At this time, everyone gathered in a group, stood on the hot beach, and began to analyze the current situation.

"No!" Jiang Cheng was the first to retort, "It's not Dragon Palace City! We should send Teacher Wu Tian back to the southern island!"

"Shut up!" Gintoki yelled, "You don't feel happy if you don't cause trouble for the production team for a day, don't you?!"

"Isn't it great that everyone is fine?" A Miao said.

"What's so good? The ship left here, and there's a way to contact the outside world for help. There's no house or food." Gintoki spread his hands and complained helplessly, "What on earth are we going to do?"

"But in a place like this, no one will care if you kill Hijikata-san properly." Sougo said seriously, holding out his index finger.

"Shut up!" Fourteen cursed, "You are the one who is more dangerous than the current situation!"

Ignoring Shizuo and Sougo who were pinching each other, Kubei comforted him: "With so many brains gathered, we can definitely survive it whether it is an uninhabited island or something. What we need to think about now is how to leave here and how to get out of here. Ways to survive until you leave.”

"Souga," Gintoki nodded, then pointed directly at Jiang Cheng and suggested, "Then, before that, let's identify this guy as the captain. This guy is the toughest among us, so he should be the leader. Captain, we will definitely survive."

"Don't be ridiculous, who wants to be that kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said impatiently, "It's too troublesome."

"Can't you be a little more responsible?!" Gintoki scolded, "Aren't you the one who put us in this situation?!"

"Do you even blame me for this kind of thing?!" Jiang Cheng yelled, "If you want to blame you, blame Jiang Mo...wuwuwu..."

(The next chapter will be later. My stomach hurts. Take a break...)

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