Maybe a Fake Gintama

[Hahaha, no matter what, there is no way you can escape this clutches! ] Otohime secretly rejoiced, [No matter how beautiful this little girl is, she will immediately become ugly! 】

But before Otohime could finish her joy, she suddenly discovered that A Miao's background had changed! The background board next to A Miao turned into Ken Naoko!

(Ken Naoko: Formerly known as Noguchi Mako, Japanese female artist. Her characteristic is that her nostrils are large and pointed upward.)

【What? ! The background board was actually switched to Naoko? ! What's going on? ! It’s like a background messenger! ] Otohime was taken aback and thought to herself bitterly, [Through the background, match it with a character whose nose is more upturned than her own. It makes people feel that she is actually pretty good, but she is on the verge of the critical point! 】

"It's my turn next!" A Miao, whose eyes flashed fiercely, also stretched out two fingers and thrust them towards Otohime.

"Stop your delusions! How could you let your hand..." Otohime shouted, and then suddenly thought of something, "If that's the case, then I will use... to come out! The background messenger - Shinji!"

(Shinji: Tanimura Shinji, a veteran Japanese male artist. Characterized by his nostrils pointing upward.)

However, Amiu seemed to have been prepared. Her right hand suddenly clenched and turned into a fist. The direction of the swing also changed, and it directly hit Shinji's face next to Otohime, "Ola!"

"Shinji! You're lying, you actually took care of Shinji first..." Otohime looked at Shinji who fell on the ground behind her with a look of horror.

"You've already lost! Otohime! It's better to let go quickly!" A Miao raised her leg and kicked her, and her toes were inserted into Otohime's nostril.

"Shut up! Who do you think I am?!" Otohime yelled angrily, "I am Otohime, the master of Ryugu Castle! Otohime is the most beautiful being in the world! I must keep my beauty forever!"

…

the other side.

Xin Bajiu held Fourteen's portrait and stared blankly at the transparent, liquid-filled device in front of him that looked like a breeding barn. Behind Xin Bajiu, Lao Jiangtou'er and Lao Yintou'er bent over with their hands behind their backs and stared at the same thing. Looking at the device in front of me.

What shocked everyone was that there was actually a long-haired man with his eyes closed and a soft expression in this device!

"Inside..." Xinbajiu murmured, "There are people! What on earth is..."

"This is a massage machine, I want to get in too..." Gintoki murmured.

"How could there be such a massage machine? Not at all," Xin Baji retorted, then pointed at the culture cabin in front of him, "This looks like a frozen capsule or a treatment cabin, right?"

"Whatever, I'm really tired." Mr. Lao Jiang waved his hand impatiently, then turned around and walked towards a device that looked like a console. He pressed a few buttons on the console without any explanation, "Whatever?" Is he a cryocapsule or a treatment cabin? Generally speaking, it is similar to the nutrition cabin in Dragon Ball, right? Let that person come out quickly and let me lie down for a while. "

"I don't know what it is yet, please don't move, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji shouted quickly.

"Hey, Jiang Cheng," Gintoki also came over, "You can only soak for one hour. The second one is mine."

"Do you want to go in too?!" Shinpachi yelled, and rushed forward to grab Jiang Cheng, "Please stop it! Now is not the time to do such a thing!"

"It's really..." The fourteenth person in the portrait couldn't help but curled up his lips and spat lightly,

"When you become an old man, each one becomes less useful than the other."

"Hijikata-san, please tell me about these two! Please!"

"Hey, you two," Fourteen murmured, "an hour is too long. It's not good for the elderly to soak for so long. It should be changed to thirty minutes! Remember to call me after you two finish soaking. , I’ll take a nap first…ZZZ~”

"There's no difference between you and the two of them at all!" Xin Bajiao shouted with his veins popping. But just after he finished speaking, Xinbajiu noticed that the small screen connected to this independent small console lit up, " What is this? It seems like it says something..."

A large amount of text appeared on the screen, and it was still scrolling slowly...

[Universal Century 079, July 15th. 】

[The man still couldn't wake up. The doctor said that although he survived, he didn't know whether he could regain consciousness. It's all my fault. If I hadn't kept him here for so long, he wouldn't have been left alone by the torrent of time, and finally chose to commit suicide out of despair. 】

"These...could this be what Kamenashi-san said..." Shinpachi muttered, and then continued to read, the text scrolling not very fast.

[I believed he would wake up one day, so I put him in a frozen sleep device. In this way, that person's body will not be destroyed, and until the day when he opens his eyes, that person will fall asleep in an eternally beautiful posture. 】

[However, I am not sure whether what I did was correct. He lamented his loneliness and chose death. If one day in the future, when he wakes up, he is still faced with the same unfamiliar world as before, what should I say to him then? Did I...did I repeat the same mistake again? 】

[However...even so...I want to meet that person again. Even if it takes hundreds of years or thousands of years. I want to live a beautiful life, even if thousands of years pass, I hope that person...he can recognize me. In order for him to wake up and not feel lonely. 】

[Even though the time has passed, I am still the same as before, waiting for that person with the beautiful appearance I was familiar with before. In this world, there is still someone waiting for you! To let you know, you are not alone! I will be a pearl that can illuminate no matter how dark the deep sea is! so! Please... you must follow that light back! 】

【I...will wait for you forever...】

The scrolling text ends here...

"This is Otohime's..." Shinpachi showed a hint of sadness, but then, the entire Ryugu City began to shake violently, and debris from the wall continued to fall above everyone's heads.

"What's going on with this shaking?!" Xin Baji quickly regained his footing and shouted.

…

Two minutes ago.

On the other side, A Miao and Otohime were still in a stalemate with each other.

At a certain moment, Otohime thought of the moment hundreds of years ago when she and that man stood in front of the window of Ryugu Castle and looked at the stars in the universe...

——Memory of the exclusive dividing line——

"It's so beautiful~" The man looked at the stars outside the window and sighed with emotion, his hands behind his back.

"Like pearls, right?" Otohime gently put the fan in front of her, covering half of her face, and replied with a chuckle, "This is also the premier scenic spot in the Milky Way."

"This is the first time I have seen such a beautiful thing," the man said with emotion, then glanced at Otohime beside him and said softly: "Otohime-sama, you are really beautiful."

--Dividing line--

"That kind of cheap line, as many boys as the stars once said to me!" Otohime shouted at Miao in front of her, "But at that time, why was it that only that person's words were so unforgettable to me?! Even if Thousands of years later, that man’s words still remain in my mind!”

Just as A Miao was about to open her mouth to say something, she suddenly felt a violent shaking.

At this time, Otohime laughed twice and shouted with teeth cracking: "It's over! No matter how much you resist, it's useless! Ryugu Castle will soon reach the sky above Edo! The concentration is equivalent to one hundred thousand A treasure chest of G-gas [Tengen Shou Lao Cannon]...if it is fired into the very center of Edo, all the remaining people will turn into ugly old men!"

"You're such a weak soul!!" Ah Miao shouted, breaking away from Otohime's fingers and releasing her own feet, but then she stretched out her right hand, and inserted her index and middle fingers directly into Otohime's nostrils. He raised it up and said, "Who on earth would be happy if you did such a thing! Would the person you are waiting for...would want you to do such a thing?!"

After shouting, A Miao threw Otohime out.

With a bang, Otohime fell heavily on the silver metal door at the end of the corridor, and then slowly fell to the ground.

Because of Otohime's bump, the metal door opened automatically.

A Miao jumped over again, riding on Otohime's body, raising her fist to greet Otohime's face again.

But at this moment, A Miao suddenly heard the sound of footsteps. Only then did A Miao notice that there were many turtle soldiers with rifles surrounding her. Behind this metal door is actually the main control room of Dragon Palace City!

"I... must become that person's signpost!" Otohime looked at the ceiling above his head and said to himself, "I... must become the only one shining in the dark deep sea, the most beautiful pearl in the world! That person must be able to find that Daoguang! You will definitely follow that light and come back to me!"

At this time, A Miao suddenly noticed that a lot of smoke was spewing out of the room! The smoke went straight down the corridor to the outside!

All the people shrouded in smoke are getting older little by little, including those turtle soldiers! In just a few seconds, everyone turned into old men and women with gray hair and staggering steps! Including A Miao...

"For this...for me to be the only shining pearl..." Otohime continued, "Everyone except me must sink into the deep sea of ​​darkness!"

At the same time, a large amount of smoke also poured out from the outside of the Dragon Palace City Palace. The turtle soldiers on the outside also began to flee desperately, but...their escape speed was still unable to match the spread of the smoke. In just half a minute, everyone changed. Became a staggering old man...

…

"It's not good! Gin-san! Jiang Cheng-san!" Shinpachi covered his mouth and nose and looked at the thin smoke that had spread to the door. "The aging smoke has spread here! Otohime plans to let her men join the The entire Dragon Palace City is aging together!”

"We are already old men, so it has nothing to do with us." Gintoki said, standing in front of the console.

"What are you talking about that is irresponsible!" Shinpachi yelled.

"I've been waiting for it to show women's gymnastics, why hasn't it arrived after so long?" Jiang Cheng muttered, pointing to the screen in front of him.

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