Maybe a Fake Gintama

"So, what do you mean by calling me alone?" Jiang Cheng said while sitting on the sofa in Yinshi's room.

At this time, only Gintoki and Dingchun and a dog were in the Master's House, and Kagura and Shinbaha just went out.

"I didn't tell you to come, it was the wig that asked you to come." Yin Shi said while sitting at his desk with his back to Jiang Cheng.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" A familiar voice sounded, Jiang Cheng looked at the place where the sound came from, and at this time, Gui jumped through the window and jumped in.

"It turned out to be a wig, so what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!" Gui said and punched Jiang Cheng.

"Isn't it a long time to greet an old friend with an uppercut?!" Jiang Cheng stood up and took out the phone he just bought.

"Mosimoxi, I'm a small citizen in Edo. I seem to have seen the escaped little Taro on the wanted list. Ah, the location is..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Gui Yijian cut off his cell phone.

"Hey! You bastard! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch all kinds of videos, but you can also make video calls anytime, anywhere! Do you know how much it costs?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng dragged Gui the collar roared.

"I said, it's not a wig, it's Gui! By the way, is what you said true?! Not only can you watch a [beep--], but also naked [beep--]?!" He said, "Answer me! Answer me! Is there a lot more because he can't bear the husband's long absence, the children are not obedient in elementary school, and the parents are called for pulling the pigtails of the female classmates in the class, the father-in-law is addicted to gambling, and later because of his own eyes. Witnessing her husband cheating, so she is losing weight, and the lonely wife is on top! Hey! You bastard! Have you already done it?! No, have you already succeeded?! You are weak! You are going to take away my only interest Do you like it?!"

"Die, wig." Jiang Cheng said, pointing his umbrella at the wig, "Only you can think of that kind of wretched thing!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

boom! The House of Masters exploded...

"Hey, that's enough for the two of you! Be careful when you're so noisy and lead the Shinsengumi over..." Gintoki's hair has turned into a real bang.

"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the general's sister, Princess Cheng Ye, who ran out of the general's mansion." Gui Ye replied confidently despite the explosion, "So don't worry, there is absolutely no time to catch us. "

"No, I'm arresting you." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Jiang Cheng, have you become like this too?! I heard Yin Shi said, oh, you can actually handle the legendary Night King Fengxian! As long as we have your power, we can change this country!" Wig said Then, he picked up his sword, "Come with me, pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [sleeping [beep-] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Silver Time] [the facade of the Five Banishings] In charge] [The scary man] [The stinky boy popular with girls] [The Scarless Swordsman] [Red Beast], lend me the power again!"

"Mosimoxi, ah, Love Crazy X, Yoshihara xxxxx Jiang Chengshou. Hi, thank you." Jiang Cheng was calling on the landline on Yinshi's desk at this time.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Cheng looked at Gui with a puzzled look, "Did you say something just now? Did you ask me to buy one for you? Yes, but you have to pay."

Gui Hei repeated with a face: "Come with me, pick up your sword again! Take your fearful [sleeping [beep] Kogoro] [Lucky Star of Silver Time] [the face of the five-person group] [Scary man] [Stinky boy popular with girls] [Dao Zhai without scars] [Scarlet Beast], lend me the power again!"

"Mosimoxi, send another one, um, the green one, he should like it, the address, wait a minute, I'll ask," Jiang Cheng asked Gui while holding the phone.

"Wig, what's your address? Why are you looking at me like that? Did you say something just now?"

Gui's face turned darker, but he patiently repeated it again: "Come with me, pick up your sword again! Take your fearful [sleeping [beep] Kogoro] [Silver Lucky Star] [ The face of the five-person group of the barbarians] [terrible man] [stinky boy popular with girls] [drawing the sword without scars] [red beast], lend me the power again!"

"Well, send it directly to the prison of the Shinsengumi, and receive the wig, Kotaro." Jiang Cheng said to the phone, and at the same time, Gui also couldn't bear it anymore, stood up with a sword and cut the phone on Yinshi's table in half.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Hey! This is my house's phone number! My house's! The two of you..." Yin Shi said, kicking two people with one kick.

...

"Well, well, it's half full. According to the progress of the animation, it's been 10 minutes in 20 minutes, so we can start. Now, it's officially started. What do you want me to do?" Jiang Cheng He sat on the sofa again and asked Gui while looking at him.

Voiceover: Hey! How can I express the author's sincerity!

"The elusive skill in the battle with the gods has the name of the [Red Beast] that makes all the gods terrified. No one knows what you really look like, because all the gods who saw you died! So! Once again, I sincerely invite you, once again, once again to save this country with me!" Gui said excitedly.

However, Jiang Cheng stood up long ago and walked to the door of Yin Shi's house, "If there is nothing else, I will go back."

"Wait, at least give me the hotline for buying that kind of phone!" Gui shouted.

But just after shouting, he was knocked down by Yinshi.

"Let me tell you, let this idiot say that he can't find the point in two chapters." Yin Shi sighed and said,

"Actually, we were involved in an accident yesterday. Kagura and Shinpachi were taken away by a group of people from Chunyu. Due to some accidents, I and Wig joined forces to rescue Kagura and Shinpachi. That's about it."

Hearing this, Jiang Chengcai sat down again.

"Although the other party is only the lowest level in Chunyu, you can still hear a few words. Chunyu has not given up looking for you, looking for the legendary [Red Beast]!" Gui took the words and continued.

"If the other party can find me, come find me, I don't care at all." Jiang Cheng's face was indifferent.

"Your destination is the battlefield! It's not a place like Yoshihara!" Gui said with sincerity on his face, and Gui closed his eyes with resentment on his face, "Why? Why are you in a place like Yoshihara? Really...really...so envious!!"

"Is that what you were thinking about?!" Gintoki threw the wig down again.

"Actually, I got your address in Yinshi before, but I never succeeded in infiltrating. Every time I got to the gate, I was stopped by inexplicable security guards, and then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Gui stood up and explained. road.

"Actually, I gave your photo to the security uncle, and told him that as long as this person came to the door, he would find a way to blast him out. I didn't expect this uncle to be really reliable, so I would give him a raise when he went back." Jiang Cheng Satisfied nodded.

"Photos! You still keep my photos! It looks like you haven't forgotten me! Jiang Cheng!" Gui said with tears streaming down his face.

"No, the streets are full of your wanted notices. I just tore up one, don't get me wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng explained.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! With the end of the war, you all disappeared. I have never understood what you were thinking, what you were looking at in your eyes, but, I know, you two are the best. People who know each other! Besides, they are all so powerful! If we gather the two of you again, we will definitely..." The meeting was interrupted by Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi at the same time.

"So you've always been an idiot, wig. Whether it's me or this guy, I don't know each other at all. Besides, I told you a long time ago that our battle is over long ago." Yin Shi pinched his nostrils. said.

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"That's right, our battle is over long ago. I've experienced the same life as a family with you. I'm sorry, but I have no interest at all. So, goodbye, I haven't had time to open the FPSgame I just bought this morning." Jiang Cheng said that he had opened the door and walked out. It's just that Jiang Cheng didn't notice, and Gui also followed...

"Hey, that little girl from Yetu has something to do with you. She's in a very bad situation now, Jiang Cheng." Gui suddenly appeared beside Jiang Cheng who was walking on the road and said.

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng stopped and asked.

"As I said before, the police all over Edo are looking for the shogun's sister. Guess where the shogun's sister is now? Who is next to the shogun's sister?"

But as soon as Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already pointed the umbrella at Gui, "wigs, some jokes are not allowed."

"Hahaha, it's still the same as before. I just tried this, but I didn't expect you to admit it. Also, it's not the wig, it's Gui." Gui smiled, and it didn't matter, "Don't worry, this matter It has nothing to do with me at all. I just saw the general's sister and the leader in the park on the way here. But I can't tell what the police will do. After all, the leader's temper is not weak and can be bullied. regardless of……"

Before Gui had finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed into the distance.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Gui smiled helplessly, "Really, what has changed, it's still the same as before." But just after finishing speaking, Gui suddenly remembered something and shouted in the direction of Jiang Cheng's departure. , "Hey! The phone's purchase hotline hasn't been told to me yet! Hey! Does it support installment payments! Hey!"

But Jiang Cheng has long since disappeared...