Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"What's that?" Gintoki asked.

"It's a vaccine!" Shinpachi replied, "It contains a warhead that can neutralize the virus that Otohime spread in Edo! If you insert this into the enemy's cannon and fire it, everyone can return to their original state. Got it!"

"Well done, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, "Didn't I say that? There will be no problem with three more shots!"

"You are talking about something else entirely!" Shinpachi yelled.

"Indeed," Gintoki nodded, "Three shots with such a body are indeed a bit forced, but with two shots, even I can barely do it."

"There's no difference between you and him at all!" Shinpachi yelled.

Broadcast: [There are still five minutes and thirty seconds until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! 】

"There's no time!" Shinpachi glanced at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who were still running. "Anyway, we still have to speed up!"

With that said, the three of them had arrived at the bottom of the launch pad. It is still nearly a hundred meters away from the top launch pad.

"What is this..." Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced, "This is too high... the stairs are endless..."

Seeing this scene, Xin Baji was also stunned.

Gintoki came to the elevator nearby and pressed the elevator switch, "No, the elevator seems to be disabled..."

"Don't you think you can't reach the cannon mouth without going down the stairs?" Shinbachi muttered, looking at the seemingly endless stairs with a blank look on his face.

Broadcast: [There are still five minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! 】

"There are only five minutes left!" Xin Bajiu was heartbroken, gritted his teeth, and said, "Let's take the stairs!"

After saying that, Shinpachi took the lead and rushed towards the stairs, followed by Gintoki and Jiangcheng.

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"Hey, why are you still dawdling here?!" Otohime, who was feeling bad, also came to the bottom of the launch pad at this time, and cursed at the old turtles who were still dawdling, "If we let them arrive If you fire the cannon, it will be over!"

Looking at the shambling turtle soldiers below, Shinpachi, who was walking at the front with the vaccine in his arms, couldn't help but spat, and then looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng behind him, "Gin-san, Jiang Cheng-san, We have to speed up!"

"Shut up...shut up!" Gintoki, who was already a little unsteady on his feet, wiped the sweat from his face, "Didn't...didn't you see that I was crawling?"

"The most annoying thing for elderly people is climbing stairs." Jiang Cheng on the side also said breathlessly, "Of course, there is also the limp fur lying in the shorts after a hangover. The bugs and the nagging mother-in-law are very annoying!”

"I've never heard of it!" Xin Bajiao shouted with his eyes rolled, "Speaking of which, your caterpillar has become limp from the moment it grows old! It will never turn into a one-horned fairy again!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng's expression became sad, "I thought there would be a chance to fight together again..."

"How is this possible!" Xin Bajiao roared.

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"What on earth are you doing! It's too slow!" Looking at the trembling turtles in front of him, Otohime was furious, "Forget it! I'll do it myself!"

With that said, Otohime rolled up her sleeves and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and the others. But at this moment, Otohime's skirt was suddenly pulled. Otohime also slipped and fell on the stairs.

"It's you!" Otohime turned her head with bloodshot eyes and looked at the elderly Hasegawa and Kameli who were lying on the ground, tugging on their clothes.

"Hasegawa-san! Kameli-san!" Shinpachi shouted.

"What on earth are you doing?! Old men!" Hasegawa yelled through gritted teeth, "Can't you even climb this level of stairs?! Poor old bones! Stop dawdling! Hurry up! Get up here! You bear the fate of old men and women all over the world!"

After hearing this, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng looked at each other, and then began to climb upward desperately.

"Shut up! You are the old bone!" Gintoki shouted through gritted teeth.

"We are far from losing to the young people!" Jiang Cheng also yelled through gritted teeth, "Three shots a night... No, there is no problem at all with five shots!!"

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's figures getting further and further away not far away, Otohime finally lost her temper.

"Let me go! Idiots!" Otohime shouted with her veins popping. At the same time, she kicked Kameli and Hasegawa aside, got up, and began to chase Jiangcheng and others desperately.

Broadcast: [There are four minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is launched! 】

But before Otohime could take a few steps, Kagura, who had turned into a little old lady, appeared out of nowhere and rode directly on Otohime's neck. She locked her neck with both feet and pressed hard with her hands. Otohime's head.

"Michiko, Michiko, my breakfast is not ready yet?" Kagura asked aloud.

"Why... Such amazing strength... I'm a little out of breath..." Otohime turned red from holding back.

"Michiko, Michiko, is my breakfast not ready yet?" Kagura asked again.

"Old woman!" Otohime shouted quickly, "As for breakfast, didn't you just have breakfast?"

"Oh, that's it... Then I'm really sorry..." With that said, Kagura rolled off Otohime's head and landed firmly on the ground.

Otohime was finally saved after being released by Kagura, and took a few big breaths.

"Finally let go!" Otohime felt happy and turned her head again, preparing to chase Jiang Cheng and the others again.

But as soon as Otohime took a step, Kagura behind her grabbed her skirt. Otohime lost her balance and fell to the ground again.

"Michiko, Michiko, my lunch is not ready yet?" Kagura asked.

"Didn't I tell you that you just had breakfast?!" Otohime turned around and shouted.

"Is that so...it's not noon yet..." Kagura said a little disappointed, "is breakfast ready yet?"

"Didn't I already say that?! Breakfast has already been eaten!" Otohime said angrily.

"Ah, that's it...that means we've already had breakfast, but not lunch yet," Kagura said, looking at Otohime again, "So, Indian-style yogurt grilled chicken and Burgundy-style pie. Not feeling well yet?"

"What kind of rice is that?!" Otohime yelled with teeth chattering, "It sounds like a lot of effort!"

But at this moment, Otohime suddenly felt someone tugging on her sleeve. Subconsciously, he turned his head and saw the elderly Kyubei tugging on his sleeves and saying something.

"Michiko, Michiko, have you seen my blindfold?"

"It's right on your left eye!" Otohime pointed at Kyubei and shouted in a broken voice.

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"Michiko, Michiko..."

Otohime, who was so annoyed by Kagura and Kubei, finally couldn't help but cursed: "It's so annoying! I'm not Michiko!"

But at this moment, Otohime suddenly felt a whip on her butt. Subconsciously, he turned around and saw the elderly Sougo whipping his ass hard with a small whip.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

"Ah~~" Otohime gritted her teeth and groaned, [What's going on, this old man, can he still play like this at this age? ! 】

"It's just a sow that can be trampled on. It just lies on the ground and moans." Sougo scolded while lashing, "Why do you have to stand up?! My whip can't satisfy you anymore?" ?! My S can’t satisfy you, a pussy-shaking sow?! Ah?!”

"These guys..." Otohime gritted her teeth and said bitterly, "No, we must catch up with those guys quickly! We don't have time to spend with these old men and ladies!"

With that said, Otohime broke away from Kagura and Kubei, and turned around again, but just now...

Otohime saw the elderly Yue Yong take out a business card from his arms in front of her, put it in her hand, and said: "Well... I am... Yoshihara's talent scout, I just opened [ Are you interested in being the front man in Laotou Le store? The job is very easy and the salary is very high."

"What kind of store is that?" Otohime shouted, and threw the business card in her hand on the ground. "Don't go! It's impossible for me to serve those old men!"

Just as Otohime finished speaking, six people (Tsukiei, Kagura, Kubei, Sougo, Kameli, Hasegawa) all grabbed Otohime's clothes.

"I won't let you take another step forward from here!" Hasegawa shouted.

"This...these guys have been planning this from the beginning!" Otohime finally reacted.

Broadcast: [There are still three minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! 】

Otohime was heartbroken when she heard the broadcast. She threw the six people away with all her strength and rushed towards Jiang Cheng and others at high speed. The speed is staggering.

"Gin-san! Jiang Cheng-san! The rest is up to you!" Shinpachi threw the vaccine in his hand at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, then turned around and pounced at Otohime with all his strength.

Otohime, who was knocked down by Shinpachi, fell on the steps again.

Broadcast: [There are still two minutes until the Shou Lao Cannon is fired! 】

"Yes!" Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at each other and nodded heavily. Then they worked together to lift the vaccine on the ground and continued to climb upward.

Finally, the two came to the mouth of the cannon.

Broadcast: [Shou Lao Pao will be ready in one minute! Now enter the countdown, 60, 59...]

Jiangcheng and Gintoki put down the warheads containing the vaccine.

Looking at the dark hole three meters above his head, Jiang Cheng said, "That's it. Just put this into that hole! If we do that, our counting stick can also revive Gintoki!"

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two robotic arms suddenly slowly dropped from above, picked up the warhead containing the vaccine and slowly raised it...

Just when the warhead was about to be sent into the launch port, the panting Otohime finally climbed up. After seeing this situation, he couldn't help but jump up, hugged the vaccine hanging in the air, and shook it vigorously A few times.

Human interference caused the mechanical arm to loosen, and Otohime and the warhead containing the vaccine fell to the ground at the same time. He fell in front of Jiang Cheng and Gintoki...

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