Maybe a Fake Gintama

"[It's enough], I think, he must want us to tell you this," Jiang Cheng continued, "Also, even though he is no longer beautiful and no longer young, but... the longing has lasted for hundreds of thousands of years. , isn’t this a kind of light?”

Speaking of this, Jiang Cheng looked at Otohime and sighed softly: "It's so beautiful. That kind of light. To be honest, it's the first time I've seen that kind of light called [Missing]. That kind of indescribable light." beautiful…"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the people behind him, and asked softly: "Do you think so?"

"Of course!" everyone replied at the same time.

Hearing this, Otohime's face was instantly covered with tears. She bit her lower lip and murmured: "Thank you..."

"Otohime-sama!" A shout came from the turtle soldiers who had just returned to their original state.

A group of turtle soldiers came in front of Otohime, bent down and stretched out their hands, trying to lift the huge steel plate that was pressing on Otohime.

"No, don't move at all!" A turtle soldier muttered through gritted teeth with bruised veins, "Hey, hurry up and call more people."

"No need..." Otohime stopped crying and looked at the members of her escort team, "That's enough. Tell the soldiers that Ryugu Castle is about to collapse. Drive it to the sea quickly to avoid being hit. Innocent humans. In addition, in order to save everyone, release all the lifeboats quickly. Don’t leave even a mouse in the whole city! Everyone take refuge!”

As she said that, Otohime turned her head and glanced at Jiang Cheng and others in front, "Of course, the same goes for those guys."

"But...Princess you..." one of the turtle soldiers retorted. But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted again by Otohime.

"Go quickly!"

As soon as Otohime finished speaking, everyone felt a violent shaking again, which was stronger than the previous shaking. It seemed that the Ryugu Castle had really reached its final moments.

Seeing this, the turtle soldiers present could not bear it, but they could only obey Otohime's words, turned around and rushed out...

"Otohime..." Shinpachi muttered.

"It's okay," Gintoki picked his nose, with a casual look on his face, and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "Hey, it's your turn."

"Yeah, yeah, it's really troublesome," Jiang Cheng curled his lips with an impatient look on his face, but his movements were not slow and he was in front of Otohime in the blink of an eye.

"You..." Otohime murmured with wide eyes.

"Shut up," Jiang Cheng moved his shoulders and neck, then bent down slightly, "I hate listening to women's nagging the most."

Just when Jiang Cheng was about to reach into the gap in the steel plate, he heard everyone behind him exclaim at the same time. Before Jiang Cheng could react, a steel plate several times larger than the one holding Otohime hit Jiang Cheng's head.

boom! ! !

"Jiang Cheng!!" "Jiang Chengsang!" "Idiot!" "Little uncle!"

Before the smoke cleared, everyone heard Jiang Cheng's voice coming from it...

"Ahem..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said, "Still...not dead yet..."

At this time, the smoke slowly dissipated, and everyone realized that

Jiang Cheng bent his legs and resisted the falling steel plate with veins popping out on his face.

"Hey! Stop watching over there! Rescue this dead old woman quickly! I can't hold on for long!" Jiang Cheng yelled through gritted teeth.

"That's enough! Run away for your life!" Otohime shouted at Jiang Cheng who was gritting his teeth and persisting. "Now that it's impossible to meet that person again, I have been guarding him secretly and silently. After hundreds or thousands of years, I am really tired. During the long wait, not only my body, but also my soul seems to be polluted..."

"But! Thanks to you, I can stop myself from the cliff. I have made that person fall into loneliness again and again. Thank you very much. Now I can finally see clearly... The light you brought... I can see clearly Clearly...really...thank you."

Just as Otohime finished speaking, the entire Ryugu City began to shake violently again. From the outside, it seems that Dragon Palace City has begun to disintegrate bit by bit.

Otohime closed her eyes and her expression softened completely: [Urashima-sama, my wish to meet again in this life was not realized in the end. At least please allow me to stay by your side quietly on the seabed. ...Let's sleep peacefully together...]

But at this moment, Otohime suddenly felt that her body seemed to be a little lighter. When she looked up, she saw Gintoki and others struggling to lift the steel plate on her body.

"you…"

"Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds and thousands of years?" Gintoki said with veins popping out, clinging tightly to the gap in the steel plate. "Among a thousand words, why is it that only that man's words can't be forgotten? It's not because it's not just for the outside world. Rather, it’s a straight and heartfelt compliment to your soul?!”

"Isn't it because you deeply love that man's soul?! Even if your face is full of wrinkles, even if you are hunched over, isn't it still fine? No matter if your mouth is full of dentures or your body is covered with brown spots, even if you have Alzheimer's disease, you still have to live well. ! Face it with a smile on your wrinkled face! Stinky old woman!!" Gintoki yelled the last two sentences...

"I asked you, can you hurry up..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and pressed against the ceiling above everyone's heads, "I'm almost at my limit!! Bastards!!!"

"Shut up! You're already working hard!" Gintoki yelled through gritted teeth.

Otohime looked at this group of "strangers" who were gritting their teeth and persisted, and suddenly thought of what A Miao said before: "No matter how beautiful people are, sooner or later they will become full of wrinkles until they die." Even so, even if your appearance and figure have changed, don't you still want something to remain the same? Even if this body is destroyed, no matter how many years pass by, you still want to believe that there are still things that cannot be destroyed, right? ! 】

Tears welled up again...

"Yeah, yeah, I originally wanted to gather the warriors to defeat Otohime. It seems that I got the lucky draw." Kameli, who had just arrived, held his hands and looked at the people who were trying to rescue Otohime. , raised the corner of his mouth and sighed slightly.

"What are you still doing here?!" A turtle soldier who was passing by in a hurry shouted at Kameli, "Run away quickly! Are you planning to waste Otohime-sama's love?!"

"Is it really okay for you not to save her?" Kameli asked lightly.

"This is Otohime-sama's last order and must not be violated." The turtle soldier bit his lower lip and said with a look of unbearability.

"Humph, I'm sorry," Kameli adjusted his sunglasses and chuckled, "I am a rebel, there is no need to obey Otohime-sama's orders."

With that said, Kameli walked towards Jiangcheng and others.

Looking at Kameli's back, a group of turtle soldiers also reacted and shouted loudly: "In that case, we will also be rebels!"

With that said, a group of turtle soldiers also rushed towards Jiang Cheng and the others.

Finally, with the joint efforts of everyone, Otohime was pulled out...

"That's enough, you can let go." Gintoki reminded Jiang Cheng, who was still carrying the huge steel plate.

"I can't wait any longer!!" Jiang Cheng shouted, using all his strength to throw aside the steel plate he was carrying.

"Is this guy a monster?" A turtle soldier pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked.

…

The incident was over and everyone returned to the shore safely in the lifeboat.

At this time, at the bottom of the deep sea where Dragon Palace City fell, a portrait lay quietly on a frozen sleep device.

for a long time……

"Why?! Why did I just become younger in the portrait!!!" Fourteen on the portrait roared with veins popping out, "It's not fair at all!! And those guys have completely forgotten about me! Bastards!!"

At this moment, a hand suddenly grabbed the portrait, and then swam upward...

"You are..." Fourteen opened his eyes slightly and murmured.

The owner of the hand turned his head and glanced at Fourteen with a smile, then turned his head again and swam upward.

There is only an empty frozen sleep device left on the seabed...

…

A month later, in a tavern called [Ryugu Castle] on the streets of Edo.

Kondo and Sougo are sitting here remembering the fourteen who disappeared for no reason for a month. Of course, for Kondo, compared to the fourteen who disappeared for no reason, the feeling of being rejected by A Miao again is more heartbreaking.

"Damn it!" Kondo, who was already drunk, knocked on the table in front of him, then covered his head and burst into tears, "It's better for people like me to die! There's not much use in living anyway! Wuwuwu..."

"Calm down, Kondo-san," Sougo patted Kondo's shoulder and consoled him, "Anything can be done about that kind of thing. The most important thing now is when will you announce me as the new deputy commander of the Shinsengumi? You know, I asked Yoshihara’s boss to hold a celebration party for me yesterday to celebrate my promotion, and the real selection team cannot be without a deputy chief for a day. This is a rule set by former deputy chief Hijikata-san."

"Who cares! That kind of thing!" Kondo cried, "How about love! Is there anything more important than me being dumped by Miss A Miao?!"

"Did you get dumped again? What a useless man." The landlady smiled and placed a bottle of soju in front of Kondo. "Sa, I'll treat you to this glass. After drinking it, you will forget all the unhappy things." Bar."

After doing all this, the proprietress turned around and started to put away the dishes in the sink.

"Mama-san! You are such a good person!" Kondo raised his head and shouted with tears, "Why don't you go on a date with me, Mama-san!"

"No," the landlady said with a smile without looking back, "because I already have a lifelong partner."

"Stop coming! You are definitely lying!" Kondo shouted drunkenly, "How is this possible!"

"Ara, don't look at me like this," the landlady said with a smile, "I was once the princess of a city, and I was very beautiful at that time."

"Hahahaha..." Kondo laughed when he heard the sound, "She is the princess of Ryugu Castle, right? Is she the princess of the tavern [Ryuugu Castle]?! Then, I would like to ask Otohime who is Ryugu Castle Now, how do men become popular?"

"Well..." Otohime said without looking back, "Men should not say unnecessary words..."

Before Otohime could finish speaking, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened and the wind chime in front of the door rang.

"Please sit down wherever you want, I'm sorry it's a little noisy." Otohime greeted without looking back.

The man holding the portrait came to the stage and sat down. At the same time, he handed the portrait to Sougo beside him. Then he sighed softly to Otohime, who had her back turned to him: "It's so beautiful~"

"Hey, little brother, are you mistaken?" Kondo teased, "And your dress is too ancient, right? Hundreds... no, it should be thousands of years ago, right?"

But just after he finished speaking, Kondo noticed Fourteen on the portrait: "Ah? Fourteen, why are you here? Where have you been in the past month?"

"Hey," Fourteen, with veins popping out on his portrait, yelled at Sougo, "You bastard, didn't you say anything?! Or did you say you have completely forgotten about me... Hey, tell me clearly. asshole!"

"Ah, I accidentally dropped Hijikata's portrait on the ground..." Sougo pretended to be innocent after deliberately dropping the portrait of Shizuo on the ground.

"It's obviously intentional!" Fourteen cursed, "Be careful, I'll chop you!"

But just after he finished speaking, Fourteen felt something was wrong. He raised his head and glanced around, then lowered his head and glanced at his body, "Ah, I recovered..."

Immediately afterwards, Fourteen thought of something and directly drew his sword and slashed at Sougo, but the latter dodged it nimbly.

At the same time, Sougo took out the rocket launcher from behind and pulled the trigger without thinking at Fourteen: "People who have become portraits should not appear again! Obviously I will become the deputy commander soon!"

boom! ! !

Ignoring the fuss between Sougo and Fourteen, the man spoke again: "I... this is the second time I have seen such a beautiful person. Otohime-sama, you are just as beautiful as before..."

Otohime stopped washing the dishes, then turned her head to look at the visitor with a big smile...

(Dragon Palace Chapter, end.)

——Easter Egg——

On a truly uninhabited island about ten kilometers away from the island where Jiang Cheng and others drifted after being shipwrecked.

A long-haired man sat cross-legged on the ground in front of a small bonfire with his eyes closed, and a sword beside him.

Opposite this man, there was also a white mysterious creature sitting cross-legged. This mysterious creature also had its eyes tightly closed.

"Okay!" The long-haired man suddenly opened his eyes and said.

【Hi! Guisang! 】Elizabeth also opened her eyes and raised the wooden sign.

Gui picked up the grilled fish by the bonfire and said earnestly to Elizabeth across from him: "A true warrior must remain calm no matter what difficulties he faces! Sarah, the grilled fish is already cooked. Eat it quickly. Wait until you are full. Only then do we have the strength to leave here and search for Jiang Cheng and the others..."

After saying that, Gui started to eat, and Elizabeth also grabbed the grilled fish and started to eat...

As for why these two guys are here, we have to start from one day a month ago...

One day, in order to earn funds to fight against the foreigners, Gui found a part-time job as a sailor escorting tourists... Then he encountered two big waves... and then... nothing more...

By the way, there were five people on the boat that Gui was driving, namely Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong, Shi Shi, Zong Wu and... Teacher Wu Tian...

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