Maybe a Fake Gintama

On the streets of Edo, Jiangcheng was riding Gintoki's scooter, wearing Gintoki's helmet and goggles. Behind him were an unhappy Kagura and an expressionless Shinpachi.

"Ah, it's so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, then turned to look at the two people behind him, "Why do you have to let me participate in such a boring job?"

"Too cunning! Sneaking away or something!" Kagura replied without thinking, and then turned back to look at Shinpachi at the back, "It's all your fault, right? If you can complete the work alone , My uncle and I are already sitting in the barbecue restaurant, Aru. How long do you want to act like a spoiled child? Shinbaji? Can one person not do anything at this level of work, Aru? How can it be repaired!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Jiang Cheng crossed his hands and nodded in agreement.

Listening to Kagura's tone full of disappointment and blame, Shinpachi couldn't help shouting: "Don't tell me that I'm so worthless! You're not the same! What do you think about skipping work to eat barbecue during the working day? Yes?!"

"You're too close, it's disgusting," Kagura said contemptuously, "Please stay away from me, Aru."

"Hey!! I'm already sitting on the edge, okay! Half of my butt is in the air, okay!" Shinpachi yelled, "By the way, Jiang Chengsang, can you stop holding your hands? You are in the driver's seat, right?! I don’t want any car accident to happen! By the way, you have a driver’s license, right? You definitely do, right?”

"Don't worry, how can a good adult not even have a driver's license." Jiang Cheng chuckled, then took out his [automatic driving license] from his arms and threw it to Xin Bajie in the back seat.

Looking at the driver's license in his hand, Xin Baji was a little doubtful about life, and said in horror: "I don't think... I can't believe that even Jiang Chengsang has such a thing! It's... it's incredible!"

"Hey, do you have any misunderstandings about me?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "For example, in your eyes, I am not a normal human being at all."

"Um, ah ha ha ha... a little bit..." Xin Baji scratched the back of his head and smiled sheepishly.

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"But not anymore! Jiang Chengsang is already a normal human being in my mind!" Xin Baji quickly defended, "Because of this driver's license, Jiang Chengsang is now a normal human being in my mind. category!"

"Does the criterion for judging whether I am a normal human being be whether I have a driver's license?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his veins popping, "I'm so angry! This kid is so annoying!"

But in the end,

Jiang Cheng still sighed softly and looked forward again, holding the handle with one hand and lifting the goggles on his face with the other hand, "Well, forget it. But speaking of it, does Gintoki still have such goggles? What should I do? No impression at all.”

"When he first appeared, Yin Sang always wore goggles, but later this kind of personality was gradually abandoned." Xin Baji explained with his index finger.

"I see, that's what it is," Jiang Cheng nodded to express his understanding, "Just like when Naruto was a child and Konohamaru was a child, goggles are needed as a foil when the character has not yet been established, but once the character gradually matures, You won’t need it once you get up. I understand this kind of thing.”

"That seems to be the case..." Xinbaji thought for a moment and then nodded.

"It's also possible that the original author, Aru, thought it was troublesome to draw goggles every time, so he canceled that setting." Kagura said.

"There is also such a possibility." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed casually.

"There is also the setting of the Night Rabbit clan, which is very hard, Aru," Kagura sighed bitterly, frowning and complained: "Why are you afraid of the sun? You need to carry an umbrella with you wherever you go. It's very troublesome. Aru, think about it for a moment, Xinbaji, normal people have both hands empty when they walk, right? But I have to hold an umbrella every time, it’s super unnatural!"

"Wait a minute! Kagura-chan!" Shinpachi quickly stopped him, "Don't complain about this kind of thing! It'll be over once you hear it!"

"Tch!" Kagura curled her lips in disdain, "By the way, has that orangutan ever thought about characters like us? In order to fit in with the characters in his works, we work very hard every day, Aru."

"That's right, those authors never put themselves in the shoes of our characters," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Don't always think about what the characters should be like, you should ask us what we want to live like. What does it look like? Just like a child who is expected by his parents, don’t always think about what you want your child to be like in the future. You should also ask your child’s opinion.”

"Ah... that makes sense..." Xin Bajiao twitched the corner of his mouth and gave a somewhat forced smile.

"Speaking of which, what kind of person do you want to be, Xinbaji?" Jiang Cheng asked aloud.

"Eh? Me? Can you say it? Can you say it now? Won't that kind of orangutan see it and take revenge?" Shinbaji pointed at himself and asked with some uncertainty.

"Okay, okay, even glasses have a say in this work," Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, "It doesn't matter if I air out all the complaints I usually accumulate on the [Gintama] crew."

"Hey?! Really?! Is it really okay?!"

"Ah, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Complaints... although there are some, I feel like it's not appropriate to talk about it in a place like this," Xin Baji said with a bitter smile, "But what about the person you want to be... this... can you really say this?"

"Whatever, whatever." Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently.

"Then I..." Xinbaji began to squirm a little embarrassedly, and a honey blush appeared on his face, as if he was delusional about something...

"That's enough, you don't need to say it anymore," Jiang Cheng, who saw the appearance of Xin Baji in the rearview mirror, stopped him with black lines on his head, "I don't want to know anymore, no, it's not that I don't want to know, but I don't want to know. Your expression shows it, your desire, all of it.”

"Huh?! I haven't said anything yet!"

"No, no need." Jiang Guo replied decisively.

"Why?!"

"Disgusting!" Jiang Cheng and Kagura replied at the same time.

"You are going too far! And didn't you two start this topic first?! I just tried my best to fantasize about it!"

"That pink thing is not a fantasy, but your delusion! It would be better if you died as soon as possible," Jiang Cheng complained mercilessly, "Human beings should live more realistically! "

"A virgin like you should accept the setting that you are destined to be a virgin for the rest of your life, Aru," Kagura nodded and agreed, "Don't think about things that will never happen to you! That will only It will make your life even harder, Aru! You have to recognize the reality, Xinbaji! And stay farther away from me, because your fantasies make me even more disgusted with your senses, Aru."

"You two are going too far!" Shinpachi rolled his eyes and shouted, "Why can't I have a sweet love relationship with a cute girl?!"

"ugly face"

“No money”

"short"

"virginity"

"Nits"

"Glasses"

Listening to the complaints that Jiang Cheng and Kagura blurted out without thinking, Xin Baji was so angry that he vomited blood, "Stop it, you two! You are not merciful at all! And why are you wearing glasses?" Shortcomings?!”

"We just want to help you recognize the reality." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"So-yo, so-yo." Kagura echoed.

"Even if that's the case, couldn't you two be more tactful?" Shinbachi said, twitching the corners of his eyes.

"No, this is more intuitive." Jiang Cheng explained, "The so-called advice is offensive to the ears."

"That was yesterday's title, right?!" Shinpachi yelled, then pushed up his glasses and spat, "That's enough. By the way, we are still at work, right? Where are we now? To where the husband is working Is it in the store?"

"Store? What kind of shop?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, "I've never heard of you talking about it, Xin Baji."

"Hey!!! Wait a minute!" Xin Baji shouted, "Does that mean you sat in the driver's seat without even knowing the location?! And I clearly said that before we set off, right?! Our purpose The place is the KUNO cafe where the husband works! Did you even listen to it?!"

"Calm down, Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng snorted, "By the way, we are almost at the barbecue restaurant. Do you want to eat before going to work? You know you can't work well if you are hungry."

"That makes sense Aru!"

"You two, please stop it!!" Xin Baji shouted loudly.

…

In the end, Jiang Cheng chose to change direction and head towards the husband's workplace. After all, Shinbaji's Okasan-like nagging is really annoying.

Of course, for this reason, Kagura became even more unhappy with the new eight.

"Come on, that's the KUNO cafe where the husband works!" Shinpachi said, pointing to a ninja-themed cafe on the roadside not far away.

"Hey, this passenger got off here, right? I understand." Jiang Cheng nodded, then he suddenly braked and turned the car around, making a 180-degree drift.

Because of this drift, Xinbaji at the end was directly thrown down.

"This trip is free, welcome to ride next time." Jiang Cheng glanced at Xinbaji who fell to the ground and said lightly, and then glanced at Kagura who was still sitting firmly behind him, "Barbecue, prepare OK?"

"OK Aru!"

"Yo Xi! Let's go!" Jiang Cheng was just about to turn the accelerator, but was kicked over by the furious Shinbaji who got up, taking the scooter with him.

"Just stop it, you two!" Xinbaji yelled, "In the end, you still want to leave me here alone?!"

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