Maybe a Fake Gintama

Rainy day, Kabukicho Park.

Jiang Cheng sat alone on the bench, and it was raining heavily, but Jiang Cheng did not hold an umbrella.

There was no one in the park, Jiang Cheng lowered his head, drenched in the rain silently, and it could be seen that Jiang Cheng's body was still shaking slightly. The rain dripped down Jiang Cheng's cheeks.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng remembered what happened today, the fight he had with Yueyong, and the reluctance and determination in his eyes when Yueyong said to let him [go]. I remembered the different meaning in Qingtai's eyes when I left without looking back...

Finally, Jiang Cheng couldn't hold it any longer... He laughed out loud.

"Freedom! This is the feeling of freedom! Hahahaha..." Jiang Cheng laughed at the sky, "Again, feel this feeling again! This is freedom!"

"Little brother, little brother, are you alright? You won't be stupid, right? Little brother, little brother?..."

Jiang Chengcai finally heard the voice next to him, stopped smirking and looked aside.

"Who are you? Big brother with sunglasses?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help asking, looking at the madao with a mustache and sunglasses sitting beside him.

...

On the other side, in the Wanshiwu, the trio of Wanshiwu, who had decided to rest on a rainy day, welcomed a little guest who they never expected...

"Hey~! Jiang Chengsang ran away from home?! What's going on, Qingtai-kun?!" Xin Baha asked while sitting on the sofa, looking at Qingtai beside him in surprise.

"Actually... the teacher in the school arranged the homework, and let the family practice their favorite TV series or animation clips at home with me, but my mother... So in the end, I had to let Brother Jiang Cheng and Sister Yue Yong accompany me to practice... "Sunny said hesitantly.

"Hey, I don't understand at all! Could it be because of a conflict in the casting? What you said didn't get the point at all!" Shinpachi shouted.

"No, there was no conflict during the casting. I was the protagonist, my mother was the director, and Brother Jiang Cheng and Sister Yueyong were the supporting roles. The practice went smoothly, but..." Qingtai stopped after talking about this, and continued. An indescribable expression on his face.

"Hey! That's enough, kid! What happened?! Can you hurry up and get to the point?! I'm really curious!"

In fact, only Shin Baha was interested, and Gintoki and Kagura on the side were buttoning their feet.

"The scene was that the two of them had a big fight, and then Jiang Cheng slammed out the door. The practice went smoothly. The two of them also practiced as in the script. Jiang Cheng finally slammed out, and then... until Didn't come back after practice..."

"What is this?! Is it too deep into the play?! And why do you want to play this kind of bloody eight o'clock! This is that, right? The couple quarreled, the husband left the child and ran out with the mother alone, it must be This kind of plot! Why did you choose this kind of clip?! Your little devil's hobby is too strange, right?!" Xin Ba Hao continued.

"It's not that kind of plot! It's just a scene in Kamen Rider!" Harita retorted.

After Haruta finished speaking, not only Xinba Haw was silent, but even Gintoki and Kagura who were buckling their feet were also silent.

"Nonsense? Hey, is there really such a bloody episode in Kamen Rider? I don't remember it at all, okay! Shouldn't children like the fighting scenes in it? Why did you choose such a scene? Too many slots I can't vomit at all!"

"You're wrong, Xin Baha, think carefully that the supporting characters beside the protagonist are a man and a woman, and they often disagree with each other, so you know which work it is!" Yin Shi also became serious and said with his arms folded.

"I can't think of it at all! Basically every one is good! Not to mention, even Reiwa's first knight 01, which was just completed this year, is similar to the one called [End of Heisei], which was completed last year. Is the bridge section good?!"

"Kamen Rider No. 1 Aru!" Kagura said and stood up.

Putting on a standard Showa knight transformation action, "Shinei! Overhaul card!"

"Hey, your age is too old! It's time for Reiwa's second knight!" After complaining about Kagura, Shinbaha turned his head to look at Harita, "So, that means in In the process of playing the part of Kamen Rider, Jiang Cheng-sang never came back after playing his part, right?"

"Well, it's like this. Everyone thought Brother Jiang Cheng would come back in a while, but who knew that he didn't come back for a long time. Sister Yueyong has already taken [Baihua] and the security guard at the door to look for it, but there is no result yet, my mother suggested I'm here to look for it..." Qingta replied.

"But I'm really sorry, Jiang Chengsang didn't come here today." Xin Baha looked at Qingta apologetically, "But I don't think you need to worry, Jiang Chengsang has always been a mature adult. Nothing will happen!"

"Yes, that guy is notoriously tough, and he will never encounter any danger, because there is nothing more dangerous than himself. Don't worry, so go back quickly, we are not a playground for children. "..." Yin Shi said casually.

"Hey, aren't you friends?! Is this reaction really good?! Jiang Chengsang would definitely be sad if he knew about it!" Xinba roared, then patted his chest and said to Qingtai, "Don't worry, I will also help find Jiang Chengsang."

"Sister Yueyong told my mother that if I can't find Brother Jiang Cheng today, I will reconsider making Yin Sang the new Night King..." As soon as Qingtai finished speaking, she saw that Yin Shi had already put Kagura into the picture. I mentioned it with the new eight haws.

"How can you do it! Hurry up! You can hear what the kid said! Hurry up and act! Be sure to find the target within a day!"

"Hey, your attitude has changed too fast!" Shin Baha shouted while holding his glasses.

"It's very troublesome to find someone on a rainy day, saying that Sadahalu's nose doesn't work because of the rain, Aru." Kagura looked helpless.

...

In the park, Jiang Cheng, who heard Madao complaining for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"You're wrong, do you think you really have nothing in your life? You lost your job because you beat up Prince Haga once. The emperor ordered you to cut your belly, and your wife ran away. After that, although you found a new job, it was still because of Haga. The prince was unemployed again, and he could not find a stable job after that. If he could not do all the jobs for three days, he would be dismissed. He was also called madao. See what you have left for yourself!"

"Really? Is there really anything left?" Hasegawa began to doubt himself, "Isn't it really only the sunglasses left?"

"Yes! That's the name! madao! This name is not only the two meanings of [completely incompetent uncle] or [the uncle who will only ruin his life if he walks with integrity]! That's a kind of meaning that only very few people can understand. The true meaning of life to come! That is..." After a pause, Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked into the distance, and slowly spit out the famous phrase he made up, "make yourself and your heart freedom (make yourself free) for short. [madao].”

"Hey! How can there be such an abbreviation! It looks like you just made it up! The grammar is wrong! It's completely made up!"

"Freedom, this is the ultimate pursuit of life, not only the body, but also the mind and soul, freedom is the ultimate pursuit! Now you are free! Not only the body, but also the soul! But you don't feel it! What the hell! Do you know?!" Jiang Cheng shouted at Madao.

"Why?" Hasegawa couldn't help asking.

"Go listen and see! Take the bench under your butt for example, do you think it's free?!" Jiang Cheng asked, but before Hasegawa could answer, Jiang Cheng had already given the answer first, "No! It Not free! From a tree to a chair it has lost its freedom! Humans too! From the moment you step into the company, you are no longer free! From the moment you have a family, you are no longer Free! Listen! Isn't that chair weeping! Weeping for the loss of that freedom!"

"I didn't hear anything." Hasegawa, who lay down and pressed his ears to the chair, wondered.

"Quiet your heart, close your eyes, and listen carefully! It's whimpering!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng gave Hasegawa the time.

Hasegawa calmly listened to what Jiang Cheng said, and finally... "Really! I can really hear the rustling sound, and I can feel the wet feeling! Is it tears?!"

(Voiceover: Isn't it raining?!)

"Looks like you already understand the first stage! Then start to understand the second stage of freedom!" Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "Do you know how many people want freedom? You know why Neji Do you feel that you are free after blocking an arrow for Naruto before you die?"

"why?"

"If you want to know, just be one with nature! Sa, untie your body, stand in the rain, and experience the feeling of being one with nature!"

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Hasegawa understood in seconds, and instantly took off all his clothes and stood in the rain.

"Is this okay?" Hasegawa turned around and asked.

"The posture is wrong! You want the golden rooster to be independent! It's just the second step. As long as this step is completed, you can finally move on to the third step!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded, "After the second step is completed, you can experience the freedom of your body! The third step Steps are all about the freedom of the soul! Sah, hurry up and do it! Imagine that you are one with nature! You are the wind, the free wind!"

After half an hour...

"Really! I really feel dizzy! The whole person is also erratic!" Hasegawa said in surprise.

"It's not enough! It's said to imagine yourself as the wind! Free wind! Let your mind wander! Go wherever you want! You no longer have any emotions at that time! You become your own god! God who rules over himself! Go! madao!"