Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Although I'm a little disappointed that I have the same index as this idiot, but that's it." Jiang Cheng nodded, "If you really don't know what you want to do, then you might as well compare it with what you usually need to do. Now, which one are you more... uh, interested in? No, robots shouldn't have this vocabulary... uh, anyway, that's the situation just now, you can choose something with a higher willingness index."

"Xiaoyu understands."

"Actually, on some things, no matter how much we talk, there is nothing we can do to help you." Jiang Cheng leaned back, put his hands on the floor behind him, looked up at the ceiling, and sighed slightly: "This There is no one in the world who is not confused, but it doesn’t matter, confusion is exclusive to humans and creatures with their own thoughts.”

"Confused?" Xiaoyu was puzzled.

"Ah, it's just confusion. No one in this world can walk straight forward without confusion. You are the same." Jiang Cheng lowered his head slightly, looked at Xiaoyu and smiled, "Don't worry about this situation. Not just you, but everyone in the world is like you."

"Xiaoyu is not a human being, but a robot. Can a robot be confused?" Xiaoyu tilted her head, confused.

"I don't know if other machines can do it, but aren't you confused now?" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "Someone once taught me, "It's okay to be confused, as long as you become the person you dream of That’s it], I will give this sentence to you today.”

"Although you are a robot. But some things are the same as us. Laugh when you want to laugh. Don't force yourself to cry loudly when you want to cry. If there is someone you want to see, go see it. Finally, if you want to Just do what you want to do. Robot? It doesn't matter. There may be more or less shackles, but human beings are much freer than you think."

"Xiaoyu..." Xiaoyu just started but was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.

"You want to say that you are a robot again? No, it's not like that. In my opinion, you are already a normal human being." Jiang Cheng snorted, "Whether you are smiling, crying, or confused At this time, there is no difference from humans."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up and came to the window, holding on to the window and looking at the guests and wandering girls coming and going on Yoshihara Street.

As for Gintoki, he was lying on the floor with his hands on his legs and his eyes looking at the ceiling, wondering what he was thinking.

In this way, after being silent for a long time, Xiaoyu stood up and bowed to Jiang Cheng and Gintoki: "I am very grateful to Mr. Jiang Cheng and Mr. Gintoki today. Xiaoyu will leave first."

"Ah, go ahead." Jiang Cheng turned around and smiled.

After Xiaoyu responded, she turned around and left slowly.

…

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are you interested in?" Suddenly, Gintoki asked abruptly.

"Of course it's Shui Lingling's girl..." Jiang Cheng replied subconsciously, but fortunately he reacted in time and quickly covered his mouth, saying with lingering fear: "What a danger!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki who was still lying on the floor, rolled his eyes and shouted: "Hey! Bastard..."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's reaction, Gintoki couldn't help laughing, and then sat up, but he still didn't stop laughing.

"Asshole! You're so ridiculous!" Jiang Cheng cursed with his eyes rolled.

"No, no, no, I just feel like the idiot is still the same idiot as always," Gintoki's laughter stopped, then stood up on the spot, put his pockets in his pockets, and turned towards the door, "But sometimes, I think this is not bad, at least it looks like When you look like an idiot, you will have the illusion that nothing has changed, just like before."

"Aren't you the same? Idiot." Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned to look out the window again, and Gintoki also walked out of Jiang Cheng's room.

The corners of their mouths raised slightly in unison...

…

At night, Dengshi shop.

Jingle Bell.

"welcome."

Just finished saying,

Grandma Dengshi saw Jiang Cheng who opened the door and walked in. She took a puff of cigarette and said, "What a rare visitor."

"Where's Xiaoyu?"

Jiang Cheng smiled and came to sit down at the counter.

"I don't know. She hasn't come back since I gave her a holiday." Granny Denshi replied nonchalantly, while turning around and picking up a bottle of liquor from the cabinet.

"That's it." Jiang Cheng responded nonchalantly, then picked up a glass from the counter and caught the wine poured by Granny Denshi.

"After all, women who don't care have already stayed up all night, and men don't care at all." Mother-in-law Dengshi teased.

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng took a sip of wine and chuckled, "If you are too nervous about a woman, it will often be counterproductive."

"You really understand women." Mother-in-law Denshi scolded with a smile.

"No, it's not even close."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng finished his glass of wine, took out a thick envelope from his arms, and placed it on the counter. Then he stood up, left a message saying "Thank you for the hospitality", turned around and left gracefully.

"Won't you wait a moment longer?" Grandma Dengshi said without raising her head as she counted the money in the envelope.

"No, that child no longer needs us to do this."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved, opened the door of Denshi's shop and walked out.

But just as he reached the door, Jiang Cheng met Xiaoyu, who had just come back and was dirty but smiling.

"Lord Jiang Cheng," Xiaoyu bowed, "Are you leaving already?"

"Ah, yes."

…

On the way back to Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng recalled the scene he saw today: in the park at dusk, Xiaoyu played with a group of children in place of the broken whack-a-mole machine.

"There's really nothing that can be done."

Looking at the sky, Jiang Cheng murmured softly.

(End of this article.)

…

One night, in a conveyor belt sushi restaurant.

"Oh, it's been a long time to get to where we are today," Hasegawa, wearing a blue employee uniform and a blue hairband on his forehead, rubbed the back of his head and laughed, "Ever since I became a disciple, I have been I have been living a life of a handyman without even being allowed to hold a kitchen knife. Every day I peek at the boss’s sushi making techniques, and then practice making rice myself, and finally let me take charge of this branch.”

Having said that, Hasegawa puffed up his chest and said, "I will definitely do it well this time."

"Hey, Manager Hasegawa!" A Miao, who was sitting in her seat, shouted at the right time.

"Don't shout like that, I'll be shy." Hasegawa suddenly became ecstatic.

"Sure enough, men still have to work." The mother-in-law Denshi who was sitting next to her said, "In this way, my wife who ran away from home may come back. You are really working hard. "

After saying that, Grandma Dengshi looked at Yue Yong aside, and then said: "You think so too, right? Yueyue."

"Yes." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng sitting next to him with disdain.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng snorted and said with some disdain: "Humans who have even forgotten freedom, ha! There is no difference at all between such human beings and the great apes kept in zoos!"

"Shut up, Jiang Cheng-san. Have you forgotten how you tortured Hasegawa-san last time? He was in a coma in the hospital for a long time." Shinpachi complained expressionlessly on the side.

"Today I want everyone who has always supported me to be the first to taste the sushi I made. It's my treat today. Eat as much as you like!" Hasegawa explained.

Hearing the sound, Kagura was the first to cheer: "Ah! I haven't eaten sushi in a long time, Aru! What should I eat~"

Only Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting next to him, and then at Kagura, who was sitting next to him with an expectant look on his face. Then he looked at Hasegawa and said with some uncertainty, "Are you sure?"

"Ah! Everything is free!" Hasegawa said, patting his chest.

…

"Ah, it's turned around. It looks like a delicious cucumber roll." A Miao looked at the plate that had been slowly turned around, and looked at Kagura beside him with a smile, "Kagura-chan, let's eat together~"

"Hmm~"

"Oh, the next plate is also a cucumber roll. Hasegawa-san is really good at making cucumber rolls." Shinpachi praised, then picked up a plate, "Then I will eat this one."

"Yeah again," Gintoki sighed softly as he watched another plate of cucumber rolls pass in front of him, "Well, forget it, it should be good to use cucumber rolls at the beginning to get your stomach used to it..."

But just after he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that the entire conveyor belt was filled with cucumber rolls!

"Do you think we are Sagojō?!" Gintoki cursed with blue veins and white eyes, and at the same time, he stood on the counter and kicked Hasegawa.

At the same time, Kagura also stood up and jumped up, yelling and stepped directly on Hasegawa's body, while Shinpachi stood up and threw a punch.

Hasegawa, who was beaten so hard that he vomited blood and flew away, fell to the ground dying.

But Gintoki didn't feel sorry at all. He stepped on the counter, pointed at the endless cucumber rolls on the conveyor belt, and shouted with his veins: "The cucumber rolls have all gone to Gandhara! How stingy are you?! Hurry up and bring out all the tuna and sea urchin sushi! Bastard! Why do you think we are squeezing out precious time to meet people like you?!"

(Gandhara: An ancient country located in eastern Afghanistan and northwest Pakistan. It was known as a holy land of Buddhism from the 1st to the 5th century. By the way, the elders of the author’s family are all very devout Buddhists. But what about the author himself? I don’t believe it either.)

"That's enough. It's not very exciting to come to a place like this to eat something that is indistinguishable from rice balls." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up directly.

"Are you talking about two different things?" Granny Denshi complained.

"No, it doesn't make any difference to me." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and replied nonchalantly, "Anyway, it's basically rice mixed with other ingredients, right? And even if there is tuna high-end sushi, I don't care about it at all. I can’t eat it anymore, I hate raw meat the most, and the hate level is 100! By the way, level 10 is the highest level!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng turned his head and pointed at Hasegawa: "Finally, and most importantly, this kind of thing is not hygienic at all, right? This guy doesn't look like the kind of person who washes his hands after going to the toilet. Eat If you eat sushi made by this kind of person, you will definitely contract some strange disease!"