Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Maybe this fake Gintama ()"!

Afterwards, under Silver Hour and Fourteen's greetings (threats and lures), the pilot of the spaceship had to turn around and speed up towards the earth!

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On the other side, Earth.

After a day of patrol work, Jiang Cheng returned to his room with a somewhat tired pace. After tidying up briefly, he ate dinner as usual. But what was unusual was that Jiang Cheng didn't say a word during the whole dinner time.

After the meal, instead of sitting in front of the computer and indulging in the game world as usual, I took a shower and fell asleep.

At dinner, seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Qingtai wanted to say something, but was stopped by the sun wheel in the end, so she swallowed what she wanted to say.

Yue Yong's situation is actually similar to Jiang Cheng's, but because Yue Yong usually doesn't talk much, so at first glance, he can't see any difference from usual.

In fact, before, Jiang Cheng once persuaded Yue Yong to go to the universe like Yin Shi and the others, but the latter rolled his eyes. Jiang Cheng, who was making fun of himself, never mentioned this matter again...

...

The next day, early morning.

It was rare for Jiang Cheng to complete the feat of getting up early by himself before Yue Yong entered the door. If it was in the past, it could be called a miracle. But after the online gathering ended, such miracles happened every day.

It was still breakfast time that ended in eerie silence.

After breakfast, as if he was used to it, Jiang Cheng stood at the door of his room and gathered a group of Baihua members to prepare for the day's work.

But this time, before Jiang Cheng gave an order, Yue Yong, who was sitting at the table in the room reviewing documents, looked at the message just received on the phone, slowly stood up and came to Jiang Cheng's side, faintly Said: "I found it, already. The address is the parking lot of GEO's Kabukicho branch."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng lowered his head. After a long silence, Jiang Cheng's shoulders began to shake violently, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng's broken laughter sounded.

"Hmph ha ha ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, his eyes widened in a rare way, and he looked at the group of Baihua members in front of him with bared teeth, "You guys, today's task, come with me Go fuck him!"

"Hi!"×n

...

Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong led a group of Baihua members to march towards Kabukicho.

Passers-by looked at the special arrogance erupting from Jiang Cheng's body, and all avoided him, fearing that the avoidance would not cause trouble to his upper body. As for Yue Yong, although she was silent all the time, she could understand Yue Yong's mood at this time through her regular and unhurried pace and her expressionless face.

Just as Jiang Cheng and his group were getting closer to their destination, six special passengers walked out of the terminal on the earth. Five of them were screwdrivers, and the other was a man with disheveled silver hair and lifeless fish eyes.

However, even the unmotivated Dead Fisheye had a strong murderous aura at this time, not to mention the other five people, who were obviously furious and on the verge of losing their minds.

"Now is..." Yinshi said.

"A real hunting moment!" ×5

"let's go!"

After speaking, the six of them walked out of the terminal gate side by side. At the same time, Xiao Yuan and Gui who were hiding in the dark snorted at the same time, turned their heads and rushed towards the same destination from another direction.

...

Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong and the others were about to reach their destination, probably only a few hundred meters away. The signboard of the store at the destination can already be seen with the naked eye.

As the distance got closer, Jiang Cheng's fierce look gradually subsided, and the special arrogance on his body was gradually suppressed by Jiang Cheng.

Seeing this, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng with some doubts.

Seeing Yueyong's puzzled eyes, Jiang Cheng smiled calmly, and said, "Yueyue, do you know how wild beasts hunt? They don't rush towards their prey with all their teeth and claws at the beginning, but He will patiently press his footsteps and approach step by step until he enters the range where he can kill with one blow, then he will open his bloody mouth and swallow his prey in one go."

Seeing the cold light that inadvertently flashed in Jiang Cheng's eyes, Yue Yong snorted softly without saying a word.

A few minutes later, Jiang Cheng's people finally arrived in front of the store. Before Jiang Cheng could enter, suddenly, the whole ground began to shake violently, and the store in front of him was evenly divided into two halves from the middle, and gradually separated.

At the same time, the UFO exuding a golden yellow metallic color was spinning from the ground and slowly lifted into the sky...

"Oh, I've bought enough." The bearded game star stood in front of the console in the main control room of the UFO, constantly manipulating the flying saucer, "In this way, the earth will have nothing to miss."

Behind the mustache game star, the thick-lipped game star squatted on the ground, looking at the various game consoles piled up in front of him, he couldn't help complaining: "I bought too many games, right?" ?”

"Yoxi, let's go." Saying that, Mustache pressed the acceleration button.

Two seconds later, looking at the unresponsive flying saucer, Mustache wondered, "Hey? What's going on?"

As soon as the words fell, the siren of the spaceship sounded, and it was endless.

"The spaceship has been hacked! Both the fourth power room and the weapon depot have been hacked!" Looking at the big screen in front of him, the game star with thick lips hurriedly reminded, "Senior! What should we do?!"

"Hey? What's the matter? What's the matter?" Mustache quickly called out the monitors of the engine room and the weapon depot, and saw dozens of Baihua members divided into two teams, wreaking havoc on the inside of the flying saucer, "That is!! "

"A bunch of weird women!!!" Thick lips added.

"It's okay, as long as the screws are not removed, the flying saucer will be fine." Mustache comforted himself, "It's just a group of women, they can't do anything!"

But Mustache obviously underestimated Baihua's combat power. After a while, the entire fourth power room, including the weapon arsenal, was completely destroyed.

Those who kept yelling [Bring back Jiang Cheng-sama's [beep——]! ! 】The members of Baihua finally burst out all their anger.

"Senior! Didn't you say it's okay!? What should we do in this situation now?!" The thick lips visibly panicked.

Mustache quickly replied: "Don't panic, as long as we can't get into the main control room, we'll be fine..."

But before the words fell, the two kunai were already on the necks of the two game stars.

"Don't move." Yue Yong, holding two kunai, reminded lightly.

The two game stars quickly raised their hands.

"Babies, do you know? I've reached the limit." Jiang Cheng, holding an umbrella on his shoulder with one hand, stood behind Yue Yong, then raised his head and opened his eyes wide, "I can't wait I want to post it, scum monkeys."

"Stop the spaceship first." Yue Yong moved the two kunai towards the necks of the two game stars a few millimeters.

"I don't know what it means, but if you can stop it, you can try it. The power part has been dismantled just now, and the ship can no longer be stopped." Mustache replied, "If you don't dismantle the main part , the ship will keep flying. However, if it is not for a special type of screwdriver, it is impossible. Hehehe..."

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the trunk behind him, only to see that on the trunk, there was a screw that fit perfectly with Yinshi's counting stick!

"Screwdriver? This kind of thing needs that kind of thing to dismantle it? Hehehehahahaha..." Jiang Cheng turned his head, walked towards the main part step by step, and at the same time gradually clenched the umbrella in his hand, "That kind of labor-saving It’s really convenient to have something that saves time, but ah…”

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng had already come to the front of the main body, and slowly raised the umbrella in his hand, and then waved it down fiercely with all his strength: "I just like this kind of detour (laborious) way! Bastards!!"

At the same time, all the members of Baihua shouted at the same time: "Oh! Jiang Cheng sama!!"

boom! ! !

Not surprisingly, the entire main body was smashed to pieces by Jiang Cheng, and at the same time a dazzling white light burst out...

After a few seconds, the white light gradually dissipated, and Yueyong had returned to its original appearance because of this white light.

"No... Impossible..." Mustache looked at Jiang Cheng with wide eyes and disbelief, "How could someone use brute force to destroy the main body... just who the hell are you guys?!"

After feeling the reconnection of a certain part, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath and exhaled, then turned his head, showing a smiling face that anyone would find extremely harmonious: "Who am I, you ask? You're just a hunter waiting for a chance to hunt monkeys, you know?! Scum monkeys!!"

...

When Yinshi and the others arrived at the scene, they only saw a tattered flying saucer with a tattered casing still smoking, and a dying, beaten man who was tied up beside him and stripped naked. The parts of the mosaic are transformed into two game stars of the game console and handle...

"What about our... bodies...?" ×6

...

It was already two weeks later when Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong saw Yin Shi, Sou Wu and others on the street again.

Gintoki, with his head down and unrequited love as if his whole body had been hollowed out, was behind Kagura and Shinbachi with squinted eyes and a speechless expression, and their bodies had returned to normal.

On the other side, Sougo had the same expression, and behind Sougo was Shishi whose body had returned to normal with the same expressionless face.

"Long time no see, it's back to normal, great." Jiang Cheng looked at the two people on both sides of the road and greeted at the same time.

"Hi..." Gintoki and Sougo replied weakly at the same time.

"What's wrong with them?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shishi and Kagura at the side.

"Jiang Chengsang, the doctor you introduced...is too good..." Xin Baji pushed his glasses and complained expressionlessly, "That can't be described with a simple S anymore, it is the God of S Yin-sang and Okita-san are completely out of line in front of her!"

"Hahaha, she has that kind of character." Jiang Cheng laughed twice.

"By the way," Xin Baji suddenly thought of something, and took out a package from his arms, "Miss Saki asked me to pass this to you."

Seeing the package in front of him exuding strong resentment, Jiang Cheng's face was full of rejection.

"No, no need, no need for souvenirs!" Jiang Cheng refused righteously.

"No, I already said this is Miss Saki..."

Before Xin Baji finished speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and left.

Just when Jiang Cheng thought he had escaped a catastrophe, the package in Xin Baji's hand suddenly flew out of Xin Baji's hand, and rushed towards Jiang Cheng quickly.

boom! ! !

Today in Edo, a beautiful mushroom cloud appeared in the sky...

It may be the latest chapter address of this fake Gintama:

It may be the reading address of the full text of this fake Gintama:

It may be this fake Gintama txt download address:

Possibly this fake Gintama phone reads:

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