Maybe a Fake Gintama
Chapter 331: In the end, this kind of thing will always be procrastinated.
"Maybe this fake Gintama ()"!
Looking at Jiang Cheng's eyes that couldn't stop glaring coldly, and that dangerous smile on his face, Shin Hachi and Yamazaki swallowed at the same time.
"If you don't say anything, there is only..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised his index finger, "I'll kill them all~"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh back, hhmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfrom,'" they screamed instantly.
"Wait, Jiang Cheng." Yinshi suddenly said.
"Yin Sang..." Xin Baji burst into tears and choked, "I knew that even if the whole world doubted me, Yin Sang would stand by my side..."
But before Xin Baji was moved, Yin Shi continued to say: "Well, after the final episode is over, where will we get our performance fee?"
"Is this the only thing you want to ask?!" Xin Baji yelled loudly with big red eyes popping out.
"Ah, that, it should be directly transferred to the account left on the contract we signed before joining the crew." Jiang Cheng thought for a while, then raised his head and answered.
"Is there such a thing?!" Xin Baji frantically complained, "I never remember it! Also, is this the time to talk about it?!"
"After all, it's been nearly half a year, and it's been a lot of hard work. If the salary is delayed, it will be very distressing." Yinshi picked his nostrils and replied casually, "Have you forgotten? We are in the next studio because Failure to sign the contract before joining the group resulted in the original author, orangutan, still in arrears with our film salary."
"No more! That kind of thing!"
"Then, let's continue," Jiang Cheng turned around again, leaned down, and looked at Yamazaki, Shin Hachi and Uncle Musashi sitting cross-legged on the ground with a smile on his face, "Since no one has any objections , then, I declare that all of them will be executed!"
"Stop for a moment! We also have a chance to defend ourselves!" Xin Baji hurriedly said, "It's just a suspect! If the suspicion is cleared, won't we be able to prove our innocence?!"
"There is some truth to what you said." Jiang Cheng nodded after thinking for a moment, and then looked at Yin Shi, Shi Shi and the others behind him, "What do you think?"
"No, it's too troublesome. Instead of listening to them talk so much nonsense, it's better to just cut it off." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and said impatiently.
"The boss of Wanshiwu is right.
Since this is the final chapter, it means that even decent people will inevitably sacrifice. It's fine here as if they were sacrificed while fighting the final villain. " Sougo raised an index finger and said.
"Indeed, in ordinary hot-blooded youth comics, some inconspicuous characters will die before the finale. This kind of plot killing is very common in this era." Jiang Cheng nodded, and slowly analyzed, "Yoxi, then the suspect's unreasonable request is dismissed! The original sentence is upheld!"
"Hey! It's too casual!!" Shin Hachi and Yamazaki shouted at the same time.
"Well, please wait a moment, the judge." Fourteen suddenly said.
"Cherry Saki's defense lawyer, Hijikata Toshiro, do you have anything to say?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.
"Deputy Chief..." Yamazaki's eyes were full of mist, and he murmured with emotion, "I knew you wouldn't give up on me, and you wouldn't give up on any member of the Shinsengumi so easily... "
"Actually, I think it's inappropriate for all three of them to be executed together." Fourteen lightly exhaled a puff of smoke, "I think it still needs careful investigation and evidence collection."
"Deputy Chief..." Yamazaki's silent tears had covered his entire face.
"This is the surveillance report handed in by Yamazaki before, and I hope it can be used as evidence against Yamazaki." As he spoke, Shisi took out a piece of paper filled with [Red Bean Bread] from his pocket, exuding strong resentment.
"Deputy Chief!! Why did you end up identifying me!" Yamazaki complained wildly, "And why use that kind of thing as evidence!!"
"Indeed, this kind of resentment can be clearly captured with the naked eye," Jiang Cheng couldn't help looking directly at the paper in Fourteen's hands, and couldn't help but take two steps back, then turned his head and pointed at Yamazaki on the ground, and said sharply: " Do you have anything else to say?! Cherry Saki-kun!"
"Of course I have! How can having a grudge against red bean bread prove that I am the ultimate villain?! It's too loose!" Yamazaki retorted without thinking.
"No, this kind of resentment that has begun to turn into darkness is easy to fuel the darkness in your heart, and it will be bad if it continues like this!" Jiang Cheng analyzed solemnly, "You will definitely become the ultimate villain!"
"There's no logic at all!!" Yamazaki yelled in a broken voice, then suddenly thought of something, and quickly yelled, "What's the motive?! What's my motivation for becoming the final villain?!"
"How could we know that kind of question, idiot." Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.
"That is to say, without a motive, you just insist that I am the ultimate villain?! It's too strange!"
"Judging from the deep resentment in your sentence, even if it is not the ultimate villain, it is almost the same." Jiang Guo made a decisive decision, "The verdict in this case, Yamazaki-kun of the Shinsengumi, cannot prove his innocence, and he is sentenced to death, which will be executed immediately. "
"Hello!!!"
"Come on, drag me down."
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two members of Baihua appeared in the room instantly, and each of them took Yamazaki's arm and left quickly.
No one in the room paid any attention to Yamazaki who was still arguing wildly even though he was dragged away...
After a while, there was a scream of Yamazaki breaking through the sky from outside the door, but it was just a cry, and it stopped abruptly, and no one cared about it.
"Yoxi, it's up to you two next!" Jiang Cheng glanced at the two remaining suspects.
"That's not right! Didn't Yamazaki-san be declared the final villain? Why does this trial continue!" Shinpachi shouted.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all, and leaned over to Uncle Musashi with his ears pricked up. In the next five minutes, Uncle Musashi didn't say a word, but Jiang Cheng nodded from time to time, and sometimes he would utter Doubtful voice, finally...
"I got it, I got it, it's really touching..." Jiang Cheng wiped away his tears, already crying badly, "Then, I declare that Uncle Musashi is not guilty!!"
The rest of the people present, except for Xin Baji, were all covering their eyes and sobbing.
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow" wiped the crystal clear tears from the corner of his eyes, then raised his thumbs up and cried, "uncle musashi, please cheer up, i will support you!"
"We are too!" The rest of the people echoed.
Shin Hachi, who was expressionless and silent, took a deep breath after being silent for a long time, and roared with white eyes: "Give me enough, you bastards!! Uncle Musashi obviously didn't say anything!! Why? Are you watching a tear-jerking movie?!"
"Xin Baji-kun, sometimes life is like a movie, isn't it?" Jiang Cheng asked back, and then there was a trace of unbearable expression on his face again, "It's just that I didn't expect that Uncle Musashi's life was so inspiring and exciting." Tears...I'm so moved!"
"I didn't hear anything at all, bastard!!"
Ignoring Xin Baji's complaints, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then raised his head and announced: "Yo Xi! Uncle Musashi is innocent, please leave early."
After listening, Uncle Musashi stood up with the side dishes and wine on the ground, turned around and left slowly.
Jiang Cheng and his party looked at Uncle Musashi's slowly leaving back with difficulty, unable to calm down for a long time.
"Okay, it's up to you next, Mr. Xin Baji, say what you want to say. After all, this is your last." Jiang Cheng turned his head, looked at Xin Baji and said slowly.
"Why are you so sure it's the last one!" Xin Baji cursed, but then thought of something, [No! wrong! At this time, I should keep silent like Uncle Musashi! As long as I don't let go of the conversation, I can definitely clear the suspicion! 】
Thinking of this, Xin Baji's eyes lit up, he slightly raised the corners of his mouth, and chose to remain silent.
Jiang Cheng was not dissatisfied at all, he bent down and pricked up his ears as he did to Uncle Musashi. For the next five minutes, Jiang Cheng maintained this posture, nodding his head from time to time, and finally...
"It's completely clear!" Jiang Cheng stood up straight, folded his hands and nodded, "Then, I declare that Xinbaji will be sentenced to death!"
"Pfft!" Xin Baji couldn't hold back and spit out, "Why?! Obviously I didn't say a word!!"
But the rest of the people on the side all looked at Xin Baji with disgust.
"No matter how you say it, isn't it too much? Xinbaji," Yin Shi frowned and reprimanded, "No matter how you say it, you can't want to destroy the world just because of that boring reason."
"Yes, yes." The others nodded in agreement.
"It's a head!" Xin Baji complained wildly with blue veins bursting, "What is the reason for that kind of boring reason?! I didn't say anything at all, you bastard!!"
Ignoring Xin Baji's yelling, Jiang Cheng clapped his hands lightly again, "Come on..."
Before the character could be uttered, Xin Baji quickly stopped him and said, "Stop for a moment! If this is all right, then everyone present has the potential to be the ultimate villain! And there is a good reason for it!"
"You can't say some things indiscriminately, Xin Baji." Yin Shi reminded.
"Shut up! Dead natural volume!" Xin Baji retorted without thinking, then turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, and continued, "If you don't believe me, how about we try?! Judge, can you listen to me? "
Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, then nodded: "Yes, I'll give you three minutes."
"First of all, Yinsang, it's you!" Xin Baji looked at Yinshi and shouted angrily, "If one day in this world, strawberry milk is banned from sale and turned into a contraband, what will you do?!"
"This kind of world should be destroyed." Yin Shi blurted out without thinking, but immediately covered his mouth, "Judge, this is sophistry!"
"No, this is your true inner thoughts!" Xinbaji retorted, and then looked at Kagura, "Kagura-chan, if one day vinegar kombu becomes a contraband in this world and is banned from sale, you will How to do it?!"
"This kind of world has no meaning to exist, Aru." Kagura replied without thinking.
"Look, look! You are all the same!" Xin Baji's face gradually showed a trace of madness, "And Hijikata-san, if one day mayonnaise and cigarettes in this world become contraband, what should I do?" what to do?!"
"I will personally bury this world..."
"Jiang Chengsang, if all the FPS games in this world become contraband and cannot be sold..."
"It's better to destroy this kind of world as soon as possible."
"Orangutan! If one day bananas in this world become contraband..."
"Destruction, of course... Hey, wait! Why bananas??"
"Look! All of you have the potential to become the ultimate villain!" Xin Baji showed a face full of Honkai expressions, "So, if you want to finish, it's better for all of you to finish! "
Everyone fell silent.
"But..." Xin Baji's expression changed slightly, and he said softly, "Maybe we will all be deprived of what we like, and there will be an urge deep in our hearts to destroy the world, but this does not mean that We are all villains, right? This should be human nature, right? Instead of speculating here, why don’t we work together, in this final chapter, to find our ending together?”
"Then, what do you think should be done?" Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully.
"I don't know, but if we all work together, I think we will find the answer." Xin Baji sighed softly, and then showed a big smile.
"Everyone...together?" Jiang Cheng murmured softly, and then smiled, "Okay, then let's go find it together! Now I declare that everyone is innocent!"
"Yoxi!" Xin Baji cheered, then suddenly thought of something, turned to look at Jiang Cheng and asked, "Well, Jiang Chengsang, said it was the final chapter, but when is the final chapter? Before that , let’s work hard together.”
"Let me take a look," Jiang Cheng took out a thick script from his arms, flipped through it for a few minutes, then raised his head and replied, "About half a year later."
Everyone: "..."
"And then, there's the second part of the final chapter, the theatrical version, the final chapter of the final chapter, the real final chapter, and rumors?" Jiang Cheng flipped through the script and continued, not noticing that the faces of everyone beside him had turned dark. thorough.
"In short, that's about it. I don't know exactly when it will be scheduled." Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile after closing the script.
"Are you kidding me! It's the final chapter, you can't see the ending at all, bastard!!" Yin Shibai cursed with his veins bursting, "What kind of final chapter is this?! It's too long!! Replace it with The new animation can be played for several rounds!!"
"No, it has nothing to do with me..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly.
"Xi Nei! Today is your final return!!" A group of people including Xin Baji rushed towards Jiang Cheng, screaming and killing.
Afterwards, Jiang Cheng's screams of killing a pig came from the room...
(This article is over.)
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