Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Then why don't you go?" Yin Shi was speechless.

However, Gintoki had just finished speaking when he suddenly heard a "dong dong dong" sound similar to hitting a wall from the next room.

"Hey, there's also some noise coming from the next room." Yinshi whispered.

"What is that?" Ling asked suspiciously.

Immediately afterwards, Yinshi and Ling sneaked to the door of the next room, Yinshi secretly pulled a crack in the door and looked in, only to see a man who was also only wearing underwear facing the wall with his head down and a little disappointed. He expressed his displeasure with fist after fist.

"Hey, there's another guy who keeps knocking on the wall, what's going on? Is this very popular now? Who is this? Give me enough time!" Yinshi whispered irritably.

"Already... that Demon King Nobunaga has been eliminated by me," the man complained displeasedly while hammering the wall, frowning. It's messed up? This and that are so infuriating, Hideyoshi!"

"Isn't this Mitsuhide?! It's Mitsuhide Akechi!" Gintoki was in a bad mood, turned his head to look at Ling beside him, and complained frantically, "Isn't that bad! Two people who should never meet live in Next door! Think about the allocation of rooms! By the way, why does this guy only wear a pair of underwear!"

"Because he is Nobunaga's subordinate," Rei replied in a flat tone, then looked at Mitsuhide who was still smashing the wall again and again in the room, and praised from the bottom of his heart, "It's really Mitsuhide, the underwear fits really well, It's really beautiful."

"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Yin Shi yelled in a low voice with bursting veins, "If those two people meet, things will go wrong!"

But just after I finished speaking here, there was another "dong dong dong" sound from the room next to Guangxiu, which was similar to the sound of smashing the wall.

"Ah, why does it seem to be from the next door again..." As he spoke, Yinshi moved over cautiously, and once again sneaked a crack in the door, only to see the same man in his underwear standing with his head bowed. He kept hitting the wall with his fists without saying a word.

Yinshi twitched the corners of his eyes, and complained speechlessly: "Another one, it's definitely not good, it must be that guy, it must be Xiu..."

Before Yinshi finished speaking, the man finally raised his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he cursed in blunt Japanese with an unhappy face: "Go to hell! Hair salon!"

Looking at the bearded man in the room,

With a Mediterranean hairstyle, the face looks like a typical Western face. Gintoki is in a bad mood: "Who is this person?! Go to hell, what is a hair salon? This should be Hideyoshi, right? No matter how you think about it, it should be Hideyoshi." Speak ill of Nobunaga? Judging by the development just now, it should definitely be like that, right?"

"That's Xavier-san," Ling explained, "the man who introduced Catholicism to Japan, but that hairstyle didn't catch on."

"How could it become popular!!" Yin Shi yelled with bursting veins, "He is staying in this world for such a boring reason. After all, don't blame the hair salon!"

At this moment, a male voice came from behind Yinshi.

"That, sorry."

Gintoki turned his head quickly, and saw an old man in a bun with only underwear on, knocking lightly on the door of Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's room, "Well, I'm the passenger on the opposite side. I'm trying to fall asleep, can you be quiet for a while?"

"That, is that Hideyoshi?" Gintoki looked at Ling and asked with some uncertainty.

"Speaking of which, Nobunaga really makes people angry," Hideyoshi muttered unhappily with his hands on his hips, "Don't call me a monkey or something, don't you end up with a catfish face yourself?"

"Really, you really understand." Ling praised.

"Because his underwear is so dirty, the poop is stuck to it." Gintoki pointed at Hideyoshi and replied, "Hideyoshi is very good at getting wet."

(This alludes to the fact that Toyotomi Hideyoshi did not handle his funeral properly, resulting in his ass being stolen by Tokugawa Ieyasu after his death, and the world he once gained was also seized by Tokugawa Ieyasu.)

"No, now is not the time to analyze this kind of thing!" Only then did Gintoki react, and rushed towards Hideyoshi, "If this continues, the three of us will meet!"

"It doesn't matter, because at this time, that will start." The spirit who stayed in place said.

"What is that?" Gintoki turned his head and asked in doubt, but just after finishing speaking, the door of Nobunaga and Mitsuhide's room was opened, and Nobunaga and Mitsuhide also came out.

"It's really bad!!!" Gintoki looked at the trio in tight underwear who were staring in horror.

But just when Yinshi thought that the three of them might fight, Jiang Cheng's voice came from the ground, at the same time. The entire hotel began to shake violently.

"I'll kill you guys!!!" Jiang Cheng cursed, "Why do you keep making that noise when you're sleeping?! Sex [beep——] is so strong, why don't you solve it at home, bastard Guys! Can you let me sleep well?!! If I can’t bear it, just squat in the corner and solve it by myself!! Don’t make a sound by myself [beep——] Ten rounds! If ten rounds are not enough, twenty rounds It’s okay! Use your hands to solve your sex that has nowhere to vent [beep——] Isn’t it good?!”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the trio of tight underwear in front of Yinshi took off their underwear tacitly at the same time, squatted down obediently, and started some kind of unspeakable traditional craft. Little noise.

"That...does that refer to that idiot?" Yinshi turned his head to look at Ling with black lines all over his head, "Does that matter refer to this kind of thing?"

"Well, yes," Ling nodded, "Although the adult can't feel the existence of the substitute, he can feel the sound produced by the substitute."

"It's too bad, I'm at this age, [beep——] I can't get up," Hideyoshi whispered with sweat on his face, "By the way, why is that guy here again? Didn't he come here three years ago? ? Really bad."

"Ah~ I'm fine," Guangxiu pulled up his underwear, patted his chest and said in a low voice with some fear, "Don't worry about being killed by that adult. Huh~"

"As expected of Mitsuhide, the speed is really fast." Yinshi said in a low voice, "But it's just one time."

"I...I want to [beep——] too! Monkey, turn around quickly, I don't want to look at your face and do this kind of thing!" Nobunaga's movements began to speed up.

"Wait! Nobunaga! Did you call me a monkey just now? You definitely called me a monkey, right?" Hideyoshi stopped what he was doing, and looked at Nobunaga with a look of resentment, "I have already won the world, can I Don’t always bark like a monkey? Huh?!”

Nobunaga didn't respond at all, he was still busy with the movements in his hands, getting faster and faster, and when he was about to ask for something, Jiang Cheng's voice came from the ground again accompanied by the earth shaking.

"Why are you still so loud?!! Bastards!!! I'll really kill you next time!"

Nobunaga's body trembled for an instant, and everything shrank back in fright.

"As expected of Nobunaga, he was interrupted when he was about to [beep--]." Yinshi said slightly with emotion.

"Oops, it's all your fault, monkey!" Nobunaga squatted on the ground trembling with his head in his hands, "If I didn't [beep—] come out, I would definitely be killed by that adult, you bastard monkey!"

"It's none of my business. If you want to blame, you can only blame Nobunaga, right? I wouldn't be so angry if you didn't call me a monkey!" Hideyoshi lowered his voice and whispered.

"Wait, did you just call me Nobunaga? Did you call me Nobunaga by name?" Nobunaga also reacted at this time.

"Can't you?" Hideyoshi put on his underwear, and stared back with a look of resentment, "Well, you may be dead, don't you know, I have won the world once. That's it, can you shut up if you call me a monkey or something? ?”

"Hey? Did you get the world? It's amazing," Nobunaga also put on his underwear, stood up, and looked down at Hideyoshi in front of him, "It's obviously just a monkey."

"Wait, you two," Guangxiu hurriedly came out to separate the two, and made a silent gesture, "Do you really want to be killed by that guy? Can you keep your voice down? I don't want to die again ah."

In an instant, Nobunaga and Hideyoshi fell silent at the same time, not daring to say another word.

"I said, isn't that idiot too powerful? Why can all these idiots be quieted down just by shouting? Why are they so afraid of that idiot?" Yin Shi looked at Ling with a speechless expression. .

"Actually, these three people had many followers even after they died. Every time they came here, they were surrounded by their subordinates. After arriving here, wars would break out every time, forming a three-legged confrontation in this hotel." Ling He explained unhurriedly.

"What is this? Do you have to compete after death? The Three Kingdoms? Did you play the Three Kingdoms after death?" Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained.

"However, this situation stopped three years ago," Ling continued, "Since that person came here three years ago, not only their subordinates, but even their clothes are only underwear."

"Why?! What did that idiot do?!"

"I don't know the specifics. It seems that the three parties tried to win over the lord at the same time, but the lord couldn't feel the existence of the substitute, because of various reasons, there were only three of them left in the end." Ling explained. Said, "It seems that their subordinates all went to win over that adult while he was sleeping, but none of the subordinates who went there came back. It's really scary."

Thinking of the scene where Jiang Cheng was lying on the bed in a big font with his halazi lying on his back, and a long line of stand-ins lined up to look for the draw, Yinshi was speechless.

"I don't know why, but now I feel a little bit sorry for them." Yinshi said with twitching corners of his mouth, "Not only the subordinates, but even the clothes..."

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