Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Maybe this fake Gintama ()"!

Wearing a dirty quilt that was fully patched, squatting behind the screen, listening to the non-stop noise of four people playing UNO cards from behind, Yin Shi could only eat peanuts while silently shedding tears.

【Why? Why do I have to sink to this point? 】Yin Shi felt depressed, 【Did I do something bad? I was suddenly dragged to work in a strange double hotel and was scolded for no reason. I was so tired from working every day, but I couldn’t sleep because of the noise from UNO at night, and the food was only persimmon seeds and peanuts... This kind of shame... I can no longer bear it No more! 】

Looking at the peanut in his hand, Yinshi finally couldn't bear it anymore, burst out all the anger in his heart, and crushed the peanut in one fell swoop. The expression also turned ferocious, and a chilling light burst out from the eyes of the small dead fish, it was... the eyes of revenge...

[I won't swallow my anger anymore...] Yinshi gritted his teeth and made a decision in his heart, [This time...absolutely...absolutely...! ! ! 】

"It's that kind of look," Ling suddenly appeared beside Yinshi through the wall, "I've been waiting for that kind of look. From the first time we met, I believed that you could activate the power in this hotel." A man of change, I am also impatient with the fact that I am working hard to death with a meager salary, and all the income is stolen by the boss.”

As he said that, Ling turned to look at Yin, who was still a little unclear, and then said: "Yin, in my opinion, you have the potential to rival the proprietress' substitute messenger. Let me be your substitute, so and Let me initiate reforms in this hotel hot spring together!"

After speaking, Rei stretched out his hand towards Gintoki.

"That..." Yinshi scratched his head, "I was just thinking that I couldn't sleep because of the noise, so I made up my mind to find that idiot for a night."

"..." Ling fell silent, and spoke again after a few seconds, "Are you trying to test me and worry that I am the boss's undercover agent? Yes, it is better to be cautious in this situation, as expected of the man I like. But about this You can rest assured that I am not the boss's wife's undercover agent."

"Forgive me, I haven't closed my eyes for two whole days, can you let me sleep peacefully?" Yinshi lowered his head and sighed, "Obviously I have made up my mind to spend the night with that idiot, but you jumped again Come out and say such troublesome things."

"silver…"

"Did you really win?" Yinshi raised his head, his eyes finally became serious, "The substitute of the proprietress..."

"Xianwang Township's strongest stand-in, "TAGOSAKU" is the husband of the proprietress who passed away ten years ago.

"Ling explained unhurriedly, with a rare dignified expression on his face, "I don't need to say, the combination of general substitutes is not its opponent, but the evil spirit must use the evil spirit to deal with it. "

After listening, Yin Shi lightly snorted, then stretched out his hand to the hand that Ling handed over...

That night, Yinshi and Ling used persimmons and peanuts to buy a trio of tight underwear...

...

The next day, throughout the morning, Yinshi did not make any unexpected moves, and continued to work honestly, making sure that no clues would be seen.

But at noon...

Outside the gate of Xianwang Township, a group of substitutes working for the hotel lined up on both sides of the road, bowing their waists and bowing their heads at the same time, this is to welcome that Tokugawa Ieyasu.

The proprietress, A Yan, had already run out to greet them first. Yin Shi and Ling led the trio in tight underwear, and were watching this scene from a distance in the hotel.

But to be honest, Ieyasu is indeed more famous than the trio in tight underwear, and there are hundreds of substitutes for the subordinates who surrounded him alone. Moreover, the trip was carried by a group of stand-ins with their delicate sons.

Look at the tight underwear trio on the other side. Although they used to be celebrities in history, because of some idiot, now only the tight underwear is left on their bodies. Thinking of this, Yinshi inexplicably felt that the trio in tight underwear in front of him was a bit pitiful.

...

"It really is here, Ieyasu," Yinshi put away the binoculars, hooked the corners of his mouth, then turned his head to look at the threesome in tight underwear who were staring at each other behind him, and shouted: "Listen up!" , Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Hideyoshi. Your mission is the same as what I told you last night. You have to do all kinds of things to anger Ieyasu, mess up the whole welcome meeting, and then let the hotel's evaluation decline and destroy the entire hot spring in one fell swoop. Hotel! Do you understand everything?"

Looking at the trio in tight underwear who were not listening to each other and kept talking harshly to each other, Gintoki sighed softly, and then said again: "Ling, find a way to throw the three of them into that hole to accompany that idiot. "

"Understood." Ling responded.

"Sorry! We will work hard!" The trio in tight panties knelt down towards Gintoki at the same time, "Please don't do that!"

[It's still easier to use that idiot,] Yinshi secretly delighted, then looked at the persimmon and peanut in his hand, and shook the corner of his mouth in disdain, 【What persimmon and peanut? Can there be such an empty-headed idiot? It seems that the lady proprietress of this hotel doesn't know about that idiot's magical effect! 】

...

In the afternoon, in the changing room of Nantang, Yinshi, Ling and the trio of tight underwear were secretly ambush here.

"In short, go to the bathroom first," Yinshi whispered, "as long as you enter the bath, everyone will become defenseless."

"Surprise attack tactics? Can't help but remind me of Honnoji Temple." Mitsuhide said slightly with emotion.

"It should be Tazazama, right?" Nobunaga was a little annoyed, and grabbed Mitsuhide's neck, "I said you are not reflecting on yourself at all, are you? Why are you thinking of Honnoji? I don't want to be here again Remember it!"

"Quiet me up!" Yinshi turned his head and reminded in a low voice, but then, from the corner of Yinshi's eyes, he saw a figure walking over, "Hey, someone is here, it's Ieyasu! That's Ieyasu, absolutely correct!"

Looking at Ieyasu, who was wearing only an official hat and boxing underwear all over his body, walking slowly from the door, Gintoki felt a little emotional, "As expected of someone who has conquered the world, the underwear is different, that's boxing. As for the underwear for hands, they are a class higher than ours. Yours are almost dirty in comparison, no wonder you can’t unify the world.”

"I have unified the world." Hideyoshi who was not far behind Gintoki said.

"When did you unify?" Yinshi turned his face away, complaining contemptuously, "Before unifying the world, wipe the poop off the back of your butt, bastard!"

"Yin, he's here, what should we do?" Ling turned his head and asked.

"Hideyoshi..."

"exist."

"Swap the boxer panties Ieyasu took off with your poop panties," Gintoki ordered.

"Really? No," Hideyoshi said with a reluctance on his face, "I don't want the kind of underwear worn by the uncle."

"The people who want to wear your underwear don't even think about it!"

"Wait for me," Mitsuhide said dissatisfiedly as he took off his underwear, "Isn't it a bit partial to only Hideyoshi? You can get the boxer's underwear. Let me do it!"

"What are you going to do?" Yinshi turned his head and yelled in a low voice, "Who would want your dirty but clean underwear?"

Afterwards, seeing the naked trio in front of them vying for the boxer's underwear, Gintoki complained with black lines all over his head: "Why are you so eager to grab an uncle's underwear? It's disgusting." Ah you guys!"

"Yin, Ieyasu has soaked in." Ling reminded.

"Yoxi, start the assault!" Gintoki shouted at the trio who had already decided the winner, "Just fart to your heart's content in the hot spring!"

"Really? Forgive me," Hideyoshi complained, frowning, who had already changed into boxer underwear, "I finally got the beautiful boxer underwear, now you want to dirty it again?"

Looking at the stains on the underwear behind Hideyoshi, Gintoki complained: "It's already dirty, I said, it's obviously stained with poop, how dirty is your butt?"

At this moment, a handsome man with orange hair and ponytail with a towel around his waist walked into the changing room from the direction of the hot spring with a fresh face and holding a wooden basin.

"Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, "If you knew you were here, I would ask you to rub my back. It's really distressing that I can't rub my back by myself~"

"Want me to rub off a layer of your skin? Bastard!"

"Just kidding," Jiang Cheng smiled, "No matter how I say it, I don't want to be rubbed on the back by a good-for-nothing uncle like you."

Seeing that Yinshi was about to get angry, Jiang Cheng quickly changed into Xianwangxiang's bathrobe, and walked towards the door without looking back, but when he was about to step out of the door, Jiang Cheng stopped and pointed at Yinshi. Thumb, smiled and said, "Come on, Yinshi."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his head and left without looking back.

"That idiot really thinks I'm working here..." Yinshi was speechless, then turned to look at the trio in tight underwear who were crouching in the corner trembling with their heads in their hands because of Jiang Cheng's appearance, "Hey, the assault has begun Hurry up and stand up for me! By the way, you guys are too afraid of him, right?"

The three of them reluctantly stood up and followed Yinshi to the hot spring...

...

"Ah, hello~" Gintoki, who was soaking in the hot spring, looked at Ieyasu who was also enjoying the hot spring not far away, "It's really a nice hot spring~"

"Indeed." Ieyasu replied.

"Listen well, I fart at the same time when I count to five," Gintoki reminded in a low voice, "To the point where I can even poop out, understand?"

The trio in tight underwear around Yinshi nodded at the same time with different expressions.

"five four three two one!"

Just after counting, Yinshi suddenly discovered that the trio in tight underwear had all pointed their butts at themselves!

[Not good! 】

boom! ! ! !

Accompanied by splashes, Yinshi was jumped several meters into the air, and then fell heavily on the ground beside him...

[The trio actually betrayed me! 】

"Yin!" Ling rushed to Piaoxiang, bent down to check Yinshi's condition, "Are you all right?"

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