Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 349: Idiots are generally harmless!

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Immediately, Yue Yong couldn't hold back and secretly threw out two kunai, hitting Jiang Cheng's forehead.

"I heard the sound of spitting blood again." Shenwei continued, "Boss, you should also pay attention to your health. In this case, spraying something out so casually is very heavy on the body."

Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai from his head expressionlessly, looked up at Yue Yong, and said with a ferocious face: "What the fuck!" 】

[Would anyone fall asleep at such a critical moment? ! Are you a fool? Absolute idiot! ] Yue Yong stared at Jiang Cheng with blank eyes.

【Have no idea! After playing the game for two days in a row, I am also very sleepy! 】

"What's wrong? Can't you hold the pen?" Shenwei continued.

"Long time no see, you finally understand the taste besides rice? As expected of that ZZZ..."

"So what does ZZZ mean?" Shenwei asked again with a smile.

[Why did you fall asleep again? asshole! ! 】Looking at Jiang Cheng who started snoring again, Yue Yong felt bad.

"ZZZ is ZZZZ..."

"I see, that's it, I understand." Shenwei smiled and nodded.

【It was fooled! ! 】 Yue Yong then breathed a sigh of relief, 【Although I don’t know why I can understand it, I finally got over it. 】

"Actually, there is another very important purpose for coming here today, and that is..."

Before Shenwei could finish his words, the person had already disappeared from the spot, and the next moment, he appeared in front of the screen, and even Yue Yong didn't react.

"Wait..." Yue Yong was about to stop her, but it was already too late.

Shenwei ripped off the screen without looking at the person behind the screen, and punched and kicked Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"What are you doing here? Uncle idiot."

"Hmph, it seems that it has been exposed." Jiang Cheng grasped Shenwei's stretched out legs and fists with both hands at the same time, then raised his head and looked at Shenwei with a smile, "It seems that there is no progress, this At least I know I'm going to do something for the first time, Nobita."

"In my opinion, you have made no progress at all when it comes to remembering other people's names incorrectly." Shenwei said with a smile.

"Really? But didn't I remember saying that you should learn common etiquette before saying your name, right?" As he said that, Jiang Cheng let go of Shenwei and motioned to the two Baihua ladies beside him to leave. , then stood up from the ground, "It is not polite to do this in front of elders, Nobita."

"But, on a certain planet, they do show their respect for their elders like this." Shenwei turned around slightly again, threw out a whip kick with his right leg, and at the same time, poked Jiang Cheng in the eye with his right hand.

"So didn't you say that? It's just common etiquette. The etiquette on a wild planet is not really etiquette."

While talking, Jiang Cheng finally moved...

boom! ! !

Shenwei was directly blasted away and hit the wall, causing the entire wall to shatter.

Kamui, who sat up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up and looked at Jiang Cheng with only excitement in his eyes.

"Perhaps this is a little excessive, but if the elders want to teach the rude juniors, it is reasonable." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "And I was also asked by Sister Jianghua to let me educate myself a little bit. My son is a bit rebellious in adolescence."

"Really? That's really what you want!" Shenwei rushed over again.

"Eat more, it must be very hard at ordinary times, right?" Jiang Cheng kept bringing food to Shenwei, "It's not easy to leave your parents and live alone at such a young age."

"Yes." Shenwei held a big wooden basin and kept pulling rice into his mouth. However, his appearance had changed drastically from before. There was no good spot on Shenwei's face, and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. Full of bandages and OK Bang.

His whole head was also wrapped in thick bandages, and the clothes on his body were already stained with dust.

As for Jiang Cheng, apart from a few bite marks on his head, there were no other changes.

Looking at the hall that could only be called ruins destroyed by the two men, Yue Yong was still a little unable to react at this time. The battle between the two was more like a one-sided crushing than a battle.

For the first time, Yue Yong understood why Jiang Cheng was able to defeat Chun Yu and an entire division by himself. He was powerful, but he couldn't simply call it powerful. Yue Yong didn't know how to describe that feeling.

[If he takes it seriously, this country will be overturned in an instant...] Yue Yong secretly came to this conclusion in his heart.

"Yueyue, it doesn't matter. This child who seems a little not very smart is sister Jianghua's child. Although the brain has not been inherited at all, such idiots are generally harmless." Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong and said vocal channel.

"But in my opinion, you are also a fool." Kamui said with a smile.

"Do you say that to your elders?" Jiang Cheng frowned and criticized, then gently rubbed the teeth marks on his head, "But speaking of it, you really haven't made any progress at all, Nobita, you are still using this Kind of moves."

Kamui smiled and said nothing.

"By the way," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and looked at Kamui with excitement, "Didn't I hear that you're going to be a pirate? Where are your friends? Let me see! Do you have a sword from the Santo style? Soldiers and rubber men whose bodies can be stretched at will? Are there any?"

After seeing Afutu and Yunye, Jiang Cheng looked disappointed, as if his illusions were shattered.

"Captain..." Looking at Shenwei's appearance at this time, Afutu twitched the corners of his mouth and thought for a long time without knowing what to say.

In the end, Afutu chose to look away and smiled secretly.

"Afutu, do you want to be killed by me?" Kamui said with a smile.

"Captain, what are you talking about? I definitely didn't mean to laugh at you just because you dropped one or two! Absolutely not!" Afutu replied seriously.

"Nobita, if the target is One Piece, it's absolutely impossible to find a partner like this. At least you need a partner like Luffy!" Jiang Cheng suggested with a serious face, "It doesn't seem like there's even a reward for this. It’s not okay to show off to the public, it’s absolutely not okay!”

"Captain, this is..."

After a brief introduction, Jiang Cheng invited the two of them to dinner very familiarly.

Seeing the miserable appearance of his captain being beaten, Afutu was very smart and didn't ask any more questions. After all, if even Kamui was no match, then he would be the same if he went up.

"Are you the deputy leader?" Jiang Cheng looked at Afutu in disbelief.

"Hi, yes." Afutu twitched the corners of his mouth and revealed a somewhat forced smile.

"It looks so dirty. How long has it been since that person took a shower? His beard and hair haven't been trimmed for a long time, right? He looks so dirty. It looks like there are insects," Jiang Cheng said. Shenwei whispered in his ear, "By the way, you won't follow him and not take a bath, right? That's not okay. You must take a bath once a day."

The expression on Afutu's face froze instantly.

"And Yun Ye, he has a weird hairstyle. Anyone who looks at this situation will think he is bald, but he still pretends to have braids. He must be the kind of person who is unwilling to accept reality. This kind of person It's very bad." Jiang Cheng continued, "Nobita can't imitate that kind of person. Although he inherited that baldness, 99% of his hair will fall out in the future, but when that time comes, he can just accept the reality honestly. ”

Yun Ye's expression...ah, it doesn't matter whether this person is frozen or not, he has facial paralysis in the first place.

"Well, although it's a bit redundant to say this now, I still want to know where Lord Fengxian is..." Afutu asked with an awkward smile.

"Afuto, there's no need to ask about such boring things." Kamui looked at Afutu with a smile, "It doesn't matter what happens to that kind of old man. Also, starting from today, please take a bath once a day and clean up regularly. Beards and hair.”

"Captain, I usually pay attention to personal hygiene!" Afutu retorted, "This is just style! It's just style!"

"Yunye, you must learn to accept reality." Shenwei looked at Yunye and said with a smile, "If you can do this, maybe you can surpass that bald man. I heard that the bald man still refuses to accept himself. The fact that I’m already bald.”

When Yunye heard this, it was okay. As long as he accepted the reality that he was bald, he could hope to catch up with the master of Xinghaibo! He immediately stretched out his hand and pulled his braid to pull it off.

"Wait a minute! Yunye! Don't force it! It's something you can't do! Even if you pull off your braid, you can't become like the master of Xinghaibo!" Afutu stopped him quickly.

"He must be a bald man." Jiang Cheng and Shenwei said with narrowed eyes and a smile at the same time.

"Is the synchronization rate too high?" Afutu complained.

"Then, what are you doing here in Yoshihara when Mr. Fengxian is gone?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Afutu lightly, "If your guess is correct, Chunyu should have known about it a long time ago. Chunyu has not made any move yet. , but now they suddenly sent out the strongest Seventh Division, do you want to avenge what happened in the first place?"

"No, no, no," Afutu waved his hand quickly and said with a wry smile, "It's just to confirm the status of Mr. Fengxian. Since he is gone, we have nothing to do."

Danger! Danger! This man feels so dangerous! It's several times scarier than Phoenix Immortal!

With just a casual glance, Afutu was stunned and the hairs all over his body stood up.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head, and then looked at Yue Yong aside, "Look, it's not a big deal, Yue Yue, you are too nervous."

Yueyong:......

"Speaking of which, Nobita, I have something to tell you, but I'm too sleepy today. Let's talk tomorrow." After saying that, Jiang Cheng stood up after yawning, turned around and left without thinking.

But at this moment, the divine power surged towards Jiang Cheng...

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