Maybe a Fake Gintama

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The famous family, the Yagyu family is located at the foot of the mountain.

Xin Baji and A Miao were walking side by side slowly towards the mountain.

"Sister, it's Jiang Chengsang and Miss Yue Yong!"

From a distance, Shinpachi saw Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who were also walking towards Yagyu's house from another direction. He immediately raised his hand and waved, and shouted loudly: "Hey!! Jiang Cheng Sang—Miss Yue Yong—!”

"Seeing Jiang Chengsang and Miss Yueyong suddenly felt a little relieved," A Miao said with a smile, "I thought it would be unnatural if there were all strangers at the birthday party, but now it seems They should all be acquaintances. I feel a little relieved."

At this time, Jiang Cheng also noticed Xin Baji and A Miao on the other side. He raised his hand and said hello casually: "Xin Baji, A Miao."

Yue Yong nodded slightly in greeting.

…

The four of them walked side by side towards the door of Yagyu's house.

"It turns out that Jiang Chengsang also received an invitation to the Jiubing Health Day Party." Xin Baji said with some emotion, "I thought Jiang Chengsang would never attend such an ordinary birthday party."

"Ah, I really don't want to come. After all, I just bought a lot of games and haven't opened them yet. I've been a little too busy recently." Jiang Cheng replied disdainfully, holding his hands, and then looked at Yue who was standing aside with a look of contempt. Yong, "But because of a certain person, I have to attend this boring birthday party..."

Seeing the obvious wet blood on the back of Jiang Cheng's head, Xinbajiu twitched the corners of his mouth and complained expressionlessly: "This kind of thing is obvious at a glance..."

But then, Shinpashi smiled awkwardly, and continued: "But I'm already here, so let's happily attend the birthday party. My sister ordered a very good one for Kubei's birthday party. Here’s the cake.”

"It's a little rude, but I still want to ask," Jiang Cheng leaned into Xin Bajia's ear and asked softly, "Is it really [custom-made]? Didn't you really make it yourself?"

"Don't worry, Jiang Chengsang." Xinbajiu replied in a low voice, "It was ordered from the cake shop. My sister and I just went to pick it up together."

"Then I'll be relieved," Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"There won't be any mass poisoning."

"I was relieved too," Xin Baji said with some joy, "Originally, my sister wanted to make the cake by herself, but I persuaded her for a whole day before she gave up the idea and chose to go to a cake shop to order it."

"You did a good job this time, Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng nodded and praised.

"Ara, what are you two talking about?" A Miao smiled and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xin Bajia who were whispering.

"Nothing, nothing," Jiang Cheng waved his hands quickly, showing an awkward smile, "It's just an ordinary chat."

"Yes, sister, it's just an ordinary chat." Xin Baji waved his hand in the same way, showing an awkward smile.

"But I just heard two people say, "I'm really looking forward to the cake made by A Miao." "A Miao raised an index finger, narrowed her eyes, and said with a smile, "But you may be disappointed this time, but it doesn't matter. I will try to make the cake myself after I go back today. "

"Hey, Xin Baji, have I offended your sister recently? Why do you treat me the same way you treat the enemy who killed your father?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji and asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"What did you say?" A Miaopi said with a smile.

"It's nothing," Xin Baji quickly defended, "Jiang Chengsang was just feeling emotional about being able to attend the birthday party!"

"That's right," A Miao covered her face and smiled, "Because the age is set not to increase, even if you want to hold a birthday party, you can't."

"Indeed, we were like Conan next door..." Jiang Cheng nodded, crossing his chest with one hand and supporting his chin with the other as if thinking, "I was shocked when I just received the notification. Well, I didn’t expect to receive an invitation to a birthday party at this time.”

"So today, let's celebrate Xiaojiu together with Conan and Ai-chan~" A Miao agreed with a smile.

"Actually, I think the most pitiful person is not Conan," Jiang Cheng shook his head. "The pitiful ones should be the other three elementary school students of the Youth Detective Team, Ayumi, Mitsuhiko and Genta!"

"Um, can you please stop talking about Conan?" Shinbaji complained expressionlessly, "Even if Conan's subject matter is very popular in O-point recently, it won't have any effect at all to try to gain popularity like this, right?"

Ignoring Xin Baji's complaints, A Miao looked at Jiang Cheng with a puzzled face and asked, "Why? Aren't Conan-kun and Ai-chan also pitiful?"

"No, it's the other three elementary school students who are pitiful!" Jiang Cheng said with a serious look on his face, "Think about it carefully. You three elementary school students were originally normal and could enjoy the happiness of growing up. Suddenly, after meeting the protagonist, you were I have been involved for more than 20 years, and I am still a primary school student for more than 20 years! Isn't this kind of experience tragic enough? If it were a normal primary school student of the same age, he should be old enough to be a section chief by now, right? His head is starting to Is it sparse? You should have a beer belly, right?"

"Wait a minute! Those last few words of yours don't matter at all!" Xin Baji complained crazily, "Simply saying that you are old enough to be a parent is enough! Why does it have to be the section chief, a bald man with a beer belly? ! According to what you said, you don’t think those three people are pitiful at all!"

"To put it this way, it is really pitiful. I have been dragged down by one person for so many years." A Miao nodded, with a trace of unbearable expression on her face, but then she showed her determination again, "Decided! We are going to Along with Ayumi-chan, Mitsuhiko and Genta, we congratulate Kyubei!"

"Well, for the sake of the three brats who were implicated in the studio next door! Let's work hard together!" Jiang Cheng's expression also became serious.

Shinbaji vomited in his eyes and said expressionlessly: "Why did it end with such a topic?"

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji suddenly noticed the unnatural look on Yue Yong's face and looked at Yue Yong with some confusion: "Um, Miss Yue Yong? What's wrong?"

"Ah, it's nothing." Yue Yong replied.

However, Xin Baji caught a hint of panic in Yue Yong's eyes.

"Don't worry, don't worry," Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji's shoulder and explained casually: "This person seems to be attending a birthday party for the first time, so he is a little nervous."

"Huh?! Really or not?!" It was Shinpachi's turn to be shocked.

Yue Yong remained silent.

"I really can't imagine it..." Xin Bajia complained silently.

"It doesn't matter. If you don't know what to do, just come with me!" Jiang Cheng chuckled, "I have been the most popular person in the class since I was a child. I am always invited to every birthday party of my classmates. Familiar with the procedures of all birthday parties!”

"No way?!" Xin Baji said in shock, "How could someone be invited to every birthday party of his classmates?! Although it is true that Jiang Chengsang seems to be more attractive to girls, boys should not Will you be invited?"

"Stop talking nonsense, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng snorted, "In order to attract the girls they like to attend their birthday parties, those little guys who have entered puberty will call the girls who can attract them every time. Mine!"

"I always feel that those birthday parties that Jiang Chengsang attended were a bit impure..." Xin Baji said, holding his forehead and twitching the corners of his mouth, "It was like a birthday party...and I always felt a little pitiful, inviting Jiang Chengsang It’s never because I treat you as a friend but as a tool for friendship…”

"Stop talking nonsense," Jiang Cheng chuckled disapprovingly, "The so-called birthday party is a friendship between acquaintances. Even classmates who usually talk very little may become nothing through a birthday party. It’s possible that we are good friends who don’t talk to each other, but conversely, it’s also possible that friends who we usually play well with gradually become estranged after the birthday party!”

"Indeed, this kind of thing was quite common when I was young." Xin Baji nodded, "Students who are not familiar with each other and rarely talk at all are easily led by the atmosphere to start chatting at birthday parties, and then talk to other people. It's like becoming good friends. Looking at it this way, it does feel like a friendship in a sense..."

"Friendship?!" Yue Yong grasped the key point, then stopped instantly and said, "Sorry, I forgot to bring lubricant. I'll go back and get it."

"No need! Miss Yue Yong! It's just a metaphor, a metaphor!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "No need! That kind of thing! There's no need for it at all!"

"It seems that we also have a classmate here who usually rarely talks, Mr. Xin Baji." Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong and said something.

"Shut up, idiot." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said calmly.

"Anyway, I don't care," Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shrugged, "But if you insist on my help, I can also help you integrate into the birthday party."

Yue Yong hummed lightly, without saying anything, and started walking forward again.

"Since I don't care, then forget it." Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, and at the same time set off again, slowly moving forward.

"But I still feel a little pitiful. I didn't expect that there are people who haven't even attended a friend's birthday party..." Xin Baji looked at Yue Yong's figure in front of him and said as he walked.

"I think it's normal for a guy with that kind of personality to have never been invited." Jiang Cheng replied disapprovingly, "After all, his personality is too cold. Even if he has a good face and body, it will definitely turn off the birthday party! "

"It does seem like this..." Xinbaji smiled awkwardly.

"But speaking of which, what about Gintoki and the others?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something and asked doubtfully, "Were they not invited?"