Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"Really?" Jiang Cheng held his chin and nodded, then turned around, "Let's go, Yueyue, I can't get used to staying in a place like this. That guy with squinting eyes, remember to say happy birthday to me. I hate this feeling of being given away."

After a pause, Jiang Cheng turned his head and patted Shinpachi on the shoulder: "If you feel uncomfortable, just come with us. Afterwards, when we are the only ones, we can arrange an ordinary birthday party for Jiubei." There are so many people today, maybe Jiubei won’t even notice us.”

"That's right...that's true." Xin Bajiu twitched his lips in embarrassment, then turned to look at A Miao, "Sister, if there are so many people, we will be very uncomfortable here. Why don't we do it tonight?" Contact Kyubei and hold a normal birthday party for her at our house with only everyone present."

"What a great idea, Shin-chan." A Miao praised, then bowed slightly to Dongcheng, "It's really a private Marseille, so please convey our blessings to Xiaojiu, I believe Xiaojiu will also understand us. Dongcheng-san.”

After saying that, the four of them turned and left at the same time, completely unaware that Dong Cheng's face had turned pale.

"Wait for you guys!" Dongcheng rushed forward and stopped the four of them, "Even if you are friends like you, the young master hopes to see them at the birthday party! If it is because of your absence, the young master will feel What should I do if I’m sad?!”

"Didn't you say that? We will organize a new birthday party for her tonight." Jiang Cheng turned around and spread his hands to explain casually.

"I'm not..." Dongcheng was about to defend, but suddenly noticed the corners of Jiang Cheng's lips raised slightly, and instantly understood what was going on!

[This... this person has seen through all my intentions! 】Dongcheng looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and at the same time thought to himself, "How...terrible!" This man is so terrible! 】

[Want to use us as a shield? You're a little too young...] Jiang Cheng chuckled in his heart, [Go back and practice for another 20,000 years, you bastard! 】

"Well, please wait a moment," Dongcheng immediately changed his words. At the same time, he took a step forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng, and whispered: "Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I believe you have seen through my purpose, so can you cooperate with me?" ? There will be a thank you gift afterwards!"

"Hoo? What kind of thank you gift?" Jiang Cheng gently raised the corner of his mouth and asked meaningfully.

"I heard that Mr. Jiang Cheng loves FPS games..." Dongcheng hesitated, "I happen to know a few of the best game companies.

Although it's not possible to ask for too much, but it's not a problem at all for ordinary things like trying out new games. "

"Don't worry, I am your ally today." Jiang Cheng patted Dongcheng's shoulder.

"That's really great..."

…

"Actually, what this person said makes sense," Jiang Cheng frowned slightly and looked at A Miao and Shinpachi, "Considering that Kyubey may be nervous and incontinent, I think it's better for us to stay here. "

"Hey, what just happened? Why did your attitude change so quickly? What on earth did you two say?" Shinpashi narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly, "There is still such a reason That sucks, right? Why does it have to be incontinence?"

"Isn't that what kids of this age are like? They get nervous when there are many people around them." Jiang Cheng replied disapprovingly, "When you get nervous, you get incontinent. This is common sense, Xinbaji."

"I have never heard such common sense!"

"Well, I have to call the young master, and I'll leave the rest to you." After saying that, Dongcheng turned and left, but in the end he didn't forget to remind him again, "If all my close friends are not here, Isn’t the young master too pitiful?”

"Anyway, for various reasons, I think we should attend this birthday party." Jiang Cheng said, holding his hands.

"The reason you gave is not as convincing as Dongcheng-san's..." Xin Baji was speechless.

"Don't forget, even if we leave, there are still a few people who will definitely ruin the atmosphere!" Jiang Cheng said seriously, "Think about it carefully, Shinya-kun! Gintoki and Kagura-chan If you are here, this birthday party..."

"It will definitely turn into a disaster!" Xin Baji added.

"That's right! Disaster!"

"Oops! We have to go in quickly! Sister!" Xin Baji looked anxiously at A Miao, who was still looking a little confused. "If Yin Sang and the others are left alone, the consequences will be disastrous!"

"I think it doesn't matter if we just leave it alone," A Miao replied with a smile, "Suddenly there is Yin Sang and they will also understand TPO."

(TPO: Time, place, occasion.)

…

Watching Xin Baji and A Miao re-enter the venue, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly and said, "Hey, what are your plans?"

"Don't worry, don't worry," Jiang Cheng waved his hands and reassured him casually, "Anyway, there won't be any big problem. It's just an ordinary birthday party."

"After being invited, I was told something like that. I am not a fool. There is definitely something wrong with this birthday party." Yue Yong replied with a slight snort.

"Isn't it the responsibility of us friends to turn the problematic birthday party into an ordinary birthday party?" Jiang Cheng asked with a smile, and then without waiting for Yue Yong to answer, Jiang Cheng turned around and stepped into the door of the venue.

…

"Look, aren't you sitting there properly?" A Miao looked at Gintoki and others who were sitting quietly on a round table not far away.

"Really, that's great." Xin Baji breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, nothing happened."

"Hasegawa-san, and Katsura-san," Amiao said, looking at the people on Gintoki's table and the turtle shells placed on a certain seat, "It seems that the members who were in Ryugu Castle were also called. Well, look, even Kameli-san’s turtle shell is still there, but the main body seems to have disappeared~”

"Don't say such scary things," Xin Baji said as several black lines appeared on his face instantly, and the corners of his mouth twitched, "Maybe the lady is about to give birth to something again..."

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong had also arrived at Xin Baji's side.

"Hey, it looks like there hasn't been any accident, which is really a little disappointing." Jiang Cheng said with a smile and narrowed eyes.

"By the way, Jiang Cheng-sang, do you really want this birthday party to be held smoothly?" Xin Baji looked at Jiang Cheng with a suspicious face, but then looked at Gintoki and his group, "But everyone seems to be here today. They are all extremely well-behaved.”

"Maybe I'm nervous," A Miao replied with a smile, "After all, I'm surrounded by celebrities."

"Maybe he's already incontinent." Jiang Cheng nodded and agreed.

"Can you please stop talking about incontinence!" Xinbaji shouted in a low voice, "No matter how you look at it, it's impossible!"

"Xin Baji, human beings always have all kinds of unknown secrets," Jiang Cheng sighed softly, "Even the most familiar people will sometimes be so nervous that they lose control. Maybe."

"Forget it, I don't want to continue this topic any more," Shinpachi reluctantly turned his head and looked at Gintoki and the others again, wondering, "But I still feel a little strange. What are they doing..."

Just as Shinpachi finished speaking, he suddenly saw Hasegawa, who had been silent, suddenly stood up excitedly and shouted: "Great! Becoming a popular actor will increase your income by 20 million! Every time it is my turn from now on, Earn 20 million! Win!! I will definitely win this time! Winner group! Finally I am in the winner group too!"

At this time, Shinpachi finally understood that this group of people was just playing Shuangliu.

(Sugaroku: A board game similar to Monopoly.)

"Shut up!!" Gui shouted at Hasegawa with an unhappy look on his face, "No one knows the outcome until the end!"

"No! I won!" Hasegawa looked at Katsura and Gintoki with a teasing look on his face, "It's impossible for you losers group to catch up with me! Look, I'm an actor and I'm the winner group!"

Gintoki, who was angered by Hasegawa's words and had a vein popping up on his face, replied disdainfully without thinking: "That's only on this chessboard. No matter how rich you become, don't forget that you are still on the chessboard called reality. The fact that he’s a vagrant, you bastard!”

Gui on the side crossed his hands and nodded in agreement.

"You don't have to say it so brilliantly, right?!" Hasegawa yelled helplessly, "How about you let me dream in the game?"

"Shut up! Madao!" Gintoki replied disdainfully, "It's obviously a life where you will accomplish nothing, so don't get carried away!"

"What did you say?!" Hasegawa retorted without thinking, "Compared to you who are in the loser group both in the game and in reality, I'm much better, right?!"

"You bastard! Is it necessary to go to such an extent?!" Gui scolded with an angry look on his face, "Apologize quickly! Apologize immediately!"

Listening to the quarrels of several people and feeling the strange looks cast by the guests on the side, Shinpachi, who couldn't bear it anymore, rushed over and overturned the chessboard on Gintoki's table.

"What are you doing? Shinya-kun?!" Hasegawa yelled in a broken voice, "I finally became a popular actor!"

"It's not a question of "what are you doing" at all! "Xin Baji grabbed Hasegawa's head and reminded him bitterly with his veins popping out, "Looking at your rare serious expressions, where do you think you are playing Sugoroku? "

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi," Gintoki said at the side, "The Sugoroku of life is a must at birthday parties. Normally, when everyone gets together, they immediately play this unhealthy video game. And at birthday parties, the mother’s eyes are always sparkling as she prepares the dinner. So instead of playing video games, she pretends to be a good kid who only plays Sugoroku so that she can have a delicious dinner! This is the essence of a birthday party!”

"Who would understand!!" Shinpachi shouted with his veins popping, "What kind of inexplicable common sense do you have about birthday parties!"