Maybe a Fake Gintama

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"It doesn't matter anymore! Whether it's vitamins, protein or calcium, this birthday party doesn't need such things at all!!" Xin Baji sat back in his seat and looked at Jiang Cheng and others opposite him with his veins popping out. , "All you need is etiquette! It's useless to add anything before you learn etiquette!"

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Jiang Cheng and Gintoki turned away and spat disdainfully at the same time.

"What the hell?! The attitude of you two!" Shinpachi yelled with his veins popping, "If you do anything that embarrasses Kyubey again, I'll really throw you two out! Idiots!!"

"Well, Xinjiang..." A Miao secretly pulled the corner of Xinbaji's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "Quiet down quickly, Xinjiang..."

"What's wrong?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

A Miao quietly pointed behind him, and Xin Baji looked in the direction A Miao pointed with some doubts. He saw all the guests looking at him with disdain because of his shouting just now. Staring at the table he was sitting on.

"I was so excited that I forgot about it for a moment..." Xinbaji turned his head, covered his face and said with some annoyance, then removed his hand, looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, and complained in a low voice, "It's all your two's." Wrong! In short, from now on, don’t do anything weird again, do you hear me?”

Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, a waiter walked to the front desk of the venue, picked up the microphone and said in a low voice: "Dear guests at the party, I have kept you waiting. The protagonist will appear soon."

Then, the voice of Jiubei came from outside the side door of the venue.

"What are you doing? Dongcheng, what on earth is going on?"

"Don't ask young master, just go in quickly."

"Don't push me, you idiot." Kubei said as he opened the side door of the venue, "What the hell is going on..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiubei noticed the situation in the venue.

…

"Kyuubei-san, happy birthday to you."

All the guests stood up at the same time, looked in the direction of Jiubei, and applauded him sincerely.

Several people also fired paper fireworks at the same time.

Only then did Jiubei react, with a bit of embarrassment on his face.

"Xiaojiu was shocked." A Miao said with a smile while applauding.

"Gin-san, Jiang Cheng-san," Shinpachi, who was looking through the birthday party schedule, raised his head and looked at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, who were standing aside, and whispered in a low voice, "It's almost time to sing a chorus."

"Chorus?" Gintoki asked doubtfully.

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion at the same time, "Is there such a thing?"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a group of staff with various musical instruments started playing on the bandstand on the side of the front desk. As the tune of the Happy Birthday song sounded, the guests also fell silent.

"That's it," Xin Baji reminded in a low voice, "We can't cause trouble to the people around us anymore. Let's all sing together!"

Then……

"Happy birthday to you!!"

"Happy birthday!! Kyubey!!!"

"Happy birthday to you!!!"

…

The guests on the side, including Jiang Cheng and others, all covered their ears and quietly enjoyed Xin Baji's touching one-man show of "Happy Birthday" that was heart-shaking, eardrum-shattering and noisy...

After Xin Baji finished singing the last line, everyone present felt lucky to have survived the disaster, as if if he were allowed to continue, the world would be destroyed.

"What was that just now?"

"It's just noise, really! What have you been doing since just now?"

…

Listening to the whispers of the guests on the side, and feeling the disgusted and disgusted looks cast by them, Xin Bajia, who was not aware of it, wondered: "Ah? Why is this happening? Why is it counterproductive? I obviously worked very hard. Sing..."

"Go and rewatch the seventeenth chapter of "Gintama" again, and then rewatch the seventeenth chapter again." Gintoki reminded him expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.

"Xin Baji, some things can be done without working so hard." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji on the shoulder, "Working too hard may be counterproductive in the end."

After a pause, Jiang Cheng thought of something again and added: "For the sake of social stability, it is better not to sing in public in the future."

"This sentence also applies to you!" Xin Baji argued dissatisfiedly.

"Stop talking nonsense, if I make my debut, I will be in the first echelon in a minute." Jiang Cheng replied with a disdainful chuckle.

"Before you say this, you should re-read the friendship chapter for me!" Xin Bajiao shouted in a low voice with his eyes rolled.

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji suddenly spotted Dong Cheng standing not far away, with a pair of rare open eyes filled with bloodshot eyes on his expressionless face. At this time, Dongcheng was staring at Xin Baji and his party.

"Oops, Dongcheng-san's eyes, which have been narrowed to a narrow slit, opened up!" Xinbaji became a little panicked, "He's staring here without blinking!"

"Maybe the painter suddenly thought of painting his eyes today." Jiang Cheng comforted him, "Maybe he was too sleepy and fell asleep."

"How is that possible!" Xin Bajiu argued in a low voice, "How can someone sleep with such an expression!"

"Yes." Jiang Cheng and Gintoki pointed to Gui at the same time.

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…

All the guests lined up around Jiubei, and each presented flowers and sincere blessings.

"Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, this time I am presenting flowers. It says that there is a bouquet of flowers under each table." Xin Baji reminded them in a low voice in the itinerary, "Send a representative to Miss Jiubei. Offer flowers.”

Just as Xin Baji finished speaking, Gui on the side had already found the bouquet under the table and stood up, saying: "Representative...then there is no other way. In this case, I can only go. Because the captain There’s no one else who can do it but me.”

"Wait a minute!" Kagura put her hands on her hips and said loudly, "Don't you always call me captain, Aru? The captain's captain is the real captain!"

"Wait a minute, calm down, both of you," Hasegawa stood up and tried to smooth things over, "Now is not the time to argue, right? Let me, the older man, be the representative here..."

"No, didn't I say it was me?" Gui retorted, "From the past, when representatives from other schools came to our school, I was the one who came forward to lay flowers."

"No, I should be allowed to go!" Kagura grabbed Gui.

"Calm down, you two. If you let me do it, you will be able to complete it smoothly. When I was still working in the shogunate, every time I received foreign dignitaries, I was the one who presented bouquets! I am better at this kind of thing. experience!"

Hasegawa also joined the battle...

Looking at the three people who refused to give in to each other, and the increasingly disgraceful bouquet that was torn apart by the three people, Jiang Cheng and others could only remain silent...

Fortunately, the battle finally came to an end. Kagura relied on her strong physical ability to defeat Katsura and Hasegawa one by one, and won the final victory and...a bouquet with only one flower left...

…

Kagura put her hands behind her back and came to Kyuubei who was holding countless bouquets. She said with a twist: "Ku...Ku-chan, I wish you a happy birthday."

With that said, Kagura took out a flower hidden behind her and handed it to Jiubei.

"Give…"

"Ah, thank you."

Jiubei didn't pay attention to the wilted flowers, and extended his hand after saying thanks.

But before Jiubei could touch the flower, the petals of the flower withered and fell down at the same time, leaving only a withered stem that no longer had any vitality...

…

"Hey, what's that? Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"

"That's right, what on earth are those people here for?"

…

Xin Baji listened expressionlessly to the disdainful comments of the guests on the side. Just when he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed the expressionless Dong Cheng standing not far away with eyes flashing. Two beams of red light came out...

"It's terrible! Lasers are emitting from Dongcheng-san's eyes!" Xinbaji quickly warned, "It's really terrible! If it doesn't stop anymore, it will be very bad!"

…

"Uh... so many people have gathered," Jiubei stood on the stage and said slowly through the microphone held by the waiter on the side: "It happened so suddenly, I felt very unexpected. Thank you very much today Everybody came to celebrate me.”

Saying that, Jiubei bowed lightly. At the same time, the guests applauded.

"Hey, let's get into the gift-giving process before the dinner party." The host smiled and continued, "Guests who have gifts for the young master, please come to the front."

"Sister! We can only save our reputation now!" Xin Baji stood up and looked at A Miao seriously, "Take it up! Take that cake up as a gift!"

"But..." A Miao turned her head and looked at the guests who were presenting one luxurious gift after another to Kyubei, and then looked at the mediocre small cake in front of her, "Everyone's gifts are so luxurious, and ours It’s so ordinary… I always feel so embarrassed when I serve such an inconspicuous cake.”

"What are you talking about? Is this a cake made for Kyubei?" Shinpachi cheered, "She will definitely be very happy."

"Yes, gifts are not based on price," Gintoki said as he took out a brand new exercise book from his arms, "What matters is the emotion poured into it!"

(The exercise book Gintoki took out is the most common exercise book for Japanese students, equivalent to one yuan and fifty cents in RMB.)

"Where is the emotion put into your gift?" Xin Bajia complained.

"It was poured into about thirty-two pages." Gintoki replied.

"Only the devil knows!"

"Hey, Gintoki, you're too perfunctory. This kind of thing can't express your feelings at all," Jiang Cheng said with a serious face, folding his hands, and then took out a hand-drawn greeting card that looked like it was made by a primary school student. , "You have to do it with your own hands like me!"

"There is no difference between you and him at all!!"